1. Post #81
    MeltingData's Avatar
    September 2010
    6,610 Posts
    >Go apeshit on the stringy feces near your leg.

  2. Post #82
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    April 2011
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    Take the helmet from the man on the groud, urinate inside of it, then place it back on the man lying on the ground.
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  3. Post #83
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    July 2011
    355 Posts
    Fuck. This must be some kind of joint-sub-conscious. Like DropBox. The world has gone black. Damn, can we get back? Alright, first, see if you can wake that guy up. Then, have a look around. Then, rip of the bottom of your shirt, and bandage that dude up. He deserves it more than you. Also, look for pumpkins/flowers.

    EDIT: Also, don't listen to the retarded voices in your head. Who the hell goes apeshit on shit? Or urinates in helmets?

  4. Post #84
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    April 2012
    942 Posts


    Jul decides to attempt and wake that poor poor man up. Thank god, he does get up. He gets scared in the dark often. You also rip off a part of your shirt and wrap it around his biggest wound. He says, "Thanks, what is your name?"

    Congrads! Now you may control both characters. To control them use the following commands:

    RL: *Command* To control Richard L. Klein.

    JH: *Command* To control Julian Hewitt.
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  5. Post #85
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    July 2011
    355 Posts
    JH: Give gun to RL. At least that guy knows how to use it, you weak shit

    RL: Use gun, go off to the right, with JH following.

    (Kingdom, here's that art you wanted. Good enough? it was just a try: http://cubeupload.com/im/SVKhPS.png)
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  6. Post #86
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    April 2011
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    RL: Give helmet to JH.

  7. Post #87
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    April 2012
    942 Posts


    Richard gives his blue helmet to the poor defenseless Jul. They both move to the right. They are greeted by a big dark flower. Even through it lacks a mouth it speaks, "Don't move any closer mortal."

  8. Post #88
    Dennab
    June 2012
    1,199 Posts
    Are you actually putting this out as your best work

    are people this hungry for an interactive story they will take this
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  9. Post #89
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    April 2011
    914 Posts
    RL: Ask the flower why they cannot move forward.

  10. Post #90
    Conna is finally become inter-national dick. Conna 애미뒤진 씹새끼^^
    rebel1324's Avatar
    December 2008
    1,726 Posts
    >take guards helmet

  11. Post #91
    Willlawrbet's Avatar
    July 2011
    355 Posts
    It's your flower friend. Just he's been taken over. You'll come back to him later

    RL: Put a bullet through his head.
    JH: Lovingly bury the flower.

  12. Post #92
    CAPT Opp4's Avatar
    August 2011
    1,150 Posts
    RL: Throw JH at the flower and make a break for it. He's a useless waste of life anyway, right?

    JH: Start screaming WOW references angrily at RL, only to get impaled by another one of those black things.

    JH is now under the control of the black demon things.

  13. Post #93
    Ott
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    June 2012
    2,064 Posts
    RL: Equip metal bar. Dive for the butcher's knife (?) on the ground. Fend off spike tentacle with bar.
    JH: GO AROUND HIM YOU FUCK

  14. Post #94
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    December 2011
    1,169 Posts
    RL & JH: Ask the thing what the hell is going on.

  15. Post #95
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    April 2012
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    You fire off 5 rounds at the hideous beast flower. 4 haven't hit and many look like a miss, but one hits it on the pedal. You figure out that you don't have much experience with guns. JH goes around you.

    Suddenly that black bladed thing behind the flower pokes up and flies towards RL. It strikes him in the chest.

  16. Post #96
    Zombie_2371's Avatar
    September 2010
    1,285 Posts
    Aim the gun better, then fire.    you fuckup.   

  17. Post #97
    Ott
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    June 2012
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    JH: attempt to beat the the bladed thing off of RL with guards helmet.

  18. Post #98
    KingdomBanned's Avatar
    April 2012
    942 Posts
    Richard being the smartest person on the planet, actually AIMS at the flower and takes a few shots.



    But wait, what is this faggot doing...



    There seems to be a black figure appearing above the flower.



    Bam! Okay maybe you can use your mind powers, but Richard's imagination just sucks. Julian however has a strong imagination from all the video games he plays. Along with his heavy Autism.



    But then suddenly, something catches your breath. A strange lady begins to drop out of the sky. She is the most magnificent thing you have ever laid your eyes upon. How is she flying?

    You also realize how short she is. It seems that every character you are meeting keeps getting shorter and shorter and shorter. You wonder how short they can get. Just don't wise for taller characters or in the next area there will be someone the size of a tree.
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  19. Post #99
    The Worm's Avatar
    December 2011
    2,208 Posts
    Flash the lady

  20. Post #100
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    April 2012
    942 Posts


    Richard get's the idea of flashing the lady, but that is a silly idea. If this is your mind, she would be you. So you would be flashing yourself? You don't know, but it might get awkward. She does land however, and says something, "Hello, I'm your MIND TECHNICIAN! I came here to fix what the hell happened to your brain, but it seems that things have gotten a bit out of hand... We got major corruption along with a developing global mind continuum. We require your assistance."



    JH begins to shake, because he just does when he's around women.

  21. Post #101
    Ott
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    June 2012
    2,064 Posts
    JH: Faint.
    RL: Pickpocket construction helmet from lady.

  22. Post #102
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    May 2009
    399 Posts
    >JH: project satellite waves onto woman, not the charred flower remains
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  23. Post #103
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    April 2012
    942 Posts


    Oh come on, what is this guy doing...



    Of course he faints. You can't depend on him for nothin. Anyway, Richard struts behind the gale and begins to pickpocket her for her Hardhat. You don't know how you can pick her pocket and get a hat that's on her head but it's a dream world so anything can happen.

    "Wha- what are you doing?"



    You manage to steal the hat and you put it on. You are so overcome with excitement that you preform a pose like a 5 year old.

    "Uhh, okay you can keep that hat. I got a million, but would you listen for a second?"



    "Just above us there is this huge black cloud looking thing. I'm guessing you have already met the corruption? That's one of their bases of operations. You both need to find a way to shut it down."
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  24. Post #104
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    September 2010
    1,285 Posts
    RL: shoot at the cloud with the gun. and aim.    you fuck up.   

    Edited:

    Also, Assimilate JH.

  25. Post #105
    KingdomBanned's Avatar
    April 2012
    942 Posts


    Richard fires his gun into the air.



    The cloud is so large that you cannot even see the bullet. Nothing happens.

    "You can't just SHOOT the cloud, you gotta go up inside of it and kill whatever entity is holding it up."

  26. Post #106
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    July 2010
    1,495 Posts
    Change the graphics from low to at least medium in the main menu.
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  27. Post #107
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    April 2012
    942 Posts
    Change the graphics from low to at least medium in the main menu.
    Your graphics setting is already on high silly.
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  28. Post #108
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    gregmasterx's Avatar
    July 2010
    1,495 Posts
    Your graphics setting is already on high silly.
    Then download the official HD texture pack.

  29. Post #109
    KingdomBanned's Avatar
    April 2012
    942 Posts
    Then download the official HD texture pack.
    The HD texture pack is heavily outdated with this version of the interactive.

  30. Post #110
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    July 2010
    1,495 Posts
    Search the jailbreak nexus for an up-to-date HD texture pack.

    Edited:

    If all else fails, download some nude mods from there instead.

  31. Post #111
    KingdomBanned's Avatar
    April 2012
    942 Posts
    The Nexus is down because it's owner has died.

  32. Post #112
    Willlawrbet's Avatar
    July 2011
    355 Posts
    Pick Julian the Fuck-Up off the ground, RL, and see if the mind techy can get you inside the cloud.

  33. Post #113
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    April 2012
    942 Posts


    You attempt to pick J Fuck-Up off the ground, but he isn't in that deep of a faint so he easily wakes up. Richard also asks the Mind Techy to help them up to the cloud.

    "Well it should be pretty easy just to fly up there yourselves. YOU JUST GOTTA BELIEVEEEE!"

  34. Post #114
    MeltingData's Avatar
    September 2010
    6,610 Posts
    Eat Mind Technician.
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  35. Post #115
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    April 2012
    942 Posts


    She seems to have disappeared.
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  36. Post #116
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    September 2010
    1,285 Posts
    RL: ASSIMILATE JH. NOW.
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  37. Post #117
    KingdomBanned's Avatar
    April 2012
    942 Posts
    YOU LACK THE IMAGINATION STRENGTH TO BE ABLE TO DO SUCH A NON-HUMAN ACTION

  38. Post #118
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    June 2011
    2,431 Posts
    JH: ASSIMILATE RL. NOW.

  39. Post #119
    KingdomBanned's Avatar
    April 2012
    942 Posts
    USING YOUR IMAGINATION IS DIFFICULT WHILE YOU ARE NEAR THE CORRUPTION!

  40. Post #120
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    July 2010
    1,495 Posts
    JH: ASSIMILATE RL. NOW.
    RL: ASSIMILATE JH. NOW.