Let me tell you, in depth, why this was an awful idea, with awful execution, by (what I so far see to be) an awful poster. First let's attack the whole concept and reasoning you have for this before I discuss each thing one by one. You basically took what was originally a poorly executed attempt at making an interactive Minecraft story and turned it into something that was even more horrible than the original thread ever could have been.
The original thread at least tried to create an interactive story with a theme and some basic (albeit garbage) story. You took everything that could have been called "good" from that and removed it, then, you decided to make something that isn't even an interactive, rather a forum roleplay, and you did so even more poorly than the first guy.
So let's begin.
First off, you decided to post this even though you knew no one would like it. That's a huge lapse in judgement, and if you honestly thought "hmmm, no one will like this", why would you post it? Not only this, as I've said before, an Interactive Story only requires two basic things from the OP, and that's dedication, and proper grammar and spelling. You have neither. Rather than spelling out "whatever", you actually thought it would be a good start to skip the whole word entirely, as well as the punctuation at the end, and just look like a jackass.
Again, why would you post this if you knew it would be crap. Also, what kind of "Interactive Story" is this when there's no backstory or feedback from you? You literally give us no story, and just say "okay, fill out this sheet and play make believe!" You don't give us a scenario, choices, anything. You literally did something and were so lazy in doing so that you didn't even write any kind of backstory at all. You just wanted to try and cash the possible success of the original poster and create your own interactive you'd hope would do better. Then, you passive aggressively attack your own concept, hoping that by seeming humble, people will like it more. News flash, it's still shit no matter how much you try and self pity it to make it seem better.
So then how is it Minecraft? If there are no images, and it's now realistic, what connection has this to Minecraft other than the few original creatures (two) there are to the game? You literally just call it a Minecraft interactive to try and leech people who play Minecraft because you lack any originality whatsoever. (Purely noticeable by your avatar as well)
Axes aren't an ability. They're an item.
Judging by the whole "starting area" thing, you hope this to be an RPG type MMO style thing, right? Well, I can't really complain about this, other than your (again) lack of proper grammar, and not taking this seriously. "thingy", "I suppose", and "w/e" really get us excited to play along! Also, really professional.
I'm simply overflowing with excitement.
Well, I can't judge too much, it's a biography, and people get to choose what they pick. Like I said before, weapons are not abilities. Yes, they could be considered aspects of life you are skilled at, but not "abilities" but that's just arguing semantics. (though with it being a writing based post, this is unacceptable) Your backstory is pretty drab, plain, uninventative, unoriginal and written poorly in general. I'll critique that as well.
Woah, how original, a boys' family is attacked by a mysterious man and his parents are killed. That's totally not something that is so convoluted and overdone that it is literally the premise of multiple novels, movies and comic books. I like how a mysterious stranger just randomly kills them and never gives a reason for murdering his family or even how he did it or any details that are important to character development. Also, something tells me you're 12, considering the age of "Matt" (you) at the time of the writing.
Why didn't the man kill the kid? Seems awfully pointless to let the kid live.
As well as the lack of information surrounding "Jennifer", the whole concept of the "Mysterious Man" is awful. He just kills Matt and his family? Like I said before, why not kill Matt when he was a child and not wait until now? Why is this man hellbent on killing random people, especially these people? You also ignore pretty much every crucial piece of information about Matt's life. Where did he go following his parents' deaths? Who raised him? When did he meet Jennifer? Did he have other family? Did he tell anyone about the Mysterious Man? There are tons of logical questions you totally ignore just to put "Jennifer" in the story, who is probably just a girl you know in real life and have a crush on, and felt like adding her in the story would make you feel good inside.
A man who murdered two innocent people in front of a child seemed more ruthless and bloodthirsty this time around? What? Are you even listening to yourself?
Now you're adding detail (again poorly) into one specific aspect on this guy's life, and not any other aspect of it. That's awful writing. I'm not even going to touch the whole concept of how any of this even happened.
So the guy randomly kills a kid and then decides to TNT the house? The only part of this that even relates to Minecraft is the concept of TNT, which isn't just related to Mincraft. Why wouldn't the guy just TNT the house with everyone inside, making sure everyone dies? Where does he go after the explosion? If Matt survives, why doesn't the man kill him, since he obviously knows everything that happens to this guy. Your story is generic bullshit and I wrote better stories when I was in the third grade.
Again, self pity and doubt in order to appear humble and thus avoid criticism. "Oh, you knew it would suck, so it's okay, we forgive you :)" No, you knew it was awful, yet you posted it anyway. Rather than pour effort into it like respectable people, you took the lazy way out and ignored everything that makes an interactive fun and enjoyable and merely slapped a bio and the words "Minecraft" together hoping to get players in your "game."
Name: Finkle Mc.Tickleberry
Abilities: Pisses acid
Backstory: THIS IS PERSONAL STUFF. I WOULD NOT LIKE TO SHARE IT WITH YOU
Starting area: A tunnel carved with his own piss
Name: Cockwrinkle the Destroyer
Age: 4 or something who cares
Race: 3rd place in the Olympics
Abilities: Very wrinkly.
Backstory: He wrinkled up and shat bombs onto a building. The End.
Starting Area: Shitting bombs onto buildings somewhere in someplace.
Age:12 in 3 months
Sex: all the time
Abilities:i kno all the crafting recipes without looking at the wiki
Backstory (Small paragraph or w/e): i found minecraft from my friends at school and my favorite mod is mo creatures
Starting area: a room made out of diamond blocks with chests filled with tnt
k guz let rolply:
finkle crawls up dis hole up to sunlight. he burns cuz he is mob and blows up
Age: 9 in five months
Race (You can be some kind of monster I suppose): creeper (lol im a monster)
Abilities: exploding !
Backstory (Small paragraph or w/e): he is jeff and he is a creper and he explode
Starting area: A FORIST
ok i explode
im deed now :(
wrinkle wrinkles the fuck up and shits more bombs. then he dies or something from extreme penis diarrhea.
Can you guys let the thread die?
but den finkle repawns and he finds hemon. finkel duince lek hemon so he blws p. hemon die but so do finjkle. :'c
creeper2001 walks to Matt and kills him with a diamond sword
Sorry Matt, you're out of the game for now buddy.
Wow, Loriborn, you're a dick. He just wanted to have some fun.
Kylel999 ur mean. :'c
It's like them DA OCs or some shit.
Well he didn't have to be so offensive about how he went about it.
That's probably just you being a wuss. He told the truth.
Here, I made mine related to minecraft.
Backstory:Some Swedish bloke made a game where you can customize the texture of your character, but he needed a default texture. He made Steve?
Starting area:Some random island.
Can we let this thread die now, please?
And of course, in addition to not letting the thread die, no-one has realized this is a troll post? This forum, while some people are nice (Loriborn), the majority are dicks to everyone who doesn't have an awesome post. And no, I am not saying that you should've been less mean to mine, as mine was intended to get attention for the purpose of getting bad ratings.
(User was banned for this post ("Admitting to trolling" - Craptasket))
And we're not dicks, you're the dick for not reading the rules and being inconsiderate before making a thread that would waste ours and your own time.
Loriborn made it pretty clear. You got told, and now you're backing up into the good old spam-dumb!1 and "i wuz trolen u al long!!".
So you're trying to cover your tracks by saying you were trolling, sucking up to the guy who fucking told you off, and we're dicks for not saying, "Aww, it's okay pal, you said it was crappy!"? Get fucked, you mongoloid shit.
So after I went to the guy's Steam profile to see if it was even possible that this was a troll post, I found a link to his Minecraft Forums account. This is where it gets better. Apparently the guy is a shit poster there too, constantly, and I mean constantly (at least a new thread every couple of weeks) advertising for his servers. The threads aren't all the same server either, oh no, they're multiple different ones. Each post in and of itself is cringe worthy, and it's easy to see he's not trolling when he comes off as an idiot.
Just a few highlights from the list of threads he's made:
Locally hosted server? Over 9000 fun? This guy is so smart and funny!
Lol so random and funny! This guy is hilarious!
Oh, here's the gold. He attempted to get whitelisted for a server a few days ago, in the thread, it asks you to put in some personal information. Guess what his age is?
Assuming he's adding a bit to his age, I would assume he's younger than that. It's kind of obvious he's a bad poster and trying to cover his ass to look like a cool kid who trolls people when he really just posted idiotic shit that would have gone well at MCForums, but not here.
Reading through this made me laugh, I don't want this thread to die.
Age: just turned 19 yeeeeeeeeeee
Race (You can be some kind of monster I suppose):damn fuckin rights im a monsta
Abilities: can roll good j's, chillin with hoes
Backstory (Small paragraph or w/e):fuck you snitch
Starting area: my ghetto ass crib
It's already quite obvious that everything said here so far was needed, as I realize that this forum is definitely not for me. Either way, Lori, the MC forum thing was very unnecessary. I am 12, and I don't honestly care what people think about that, but if you actually saw my normal account it might look somewhat better. I would post the link here but I am not sure I want to get tons of people swarming my account. Even if you find my new account, I'm not sure I care.
I'm going to attempt suicide. Not just because of this thread, but because of other things in life. And if you think it would be funny to talk about how im not actually going to commit suicide, it probably will be since I wont be able to read it