1. Post #1
    SnowCanary's Avatar
    May 2011
    1,911 Posts
    [release]

    http://www.teamfortress.com/pyromania/

    DAY 1:
    New game mode, Doomsday, is announced.
    Doomsday pits BLU against RED, with only one team getting the honor of transporting a suitcase nuke full of recalled Mann Co. Australium to American monkeynaut Poopy Joe’s rocket, so he can blast off and hunt down Soviet space chimp Vladimir Bananas. It's the same spirit of competitive enterprise that stalled the moon landing by three years when Buzz Aldrin suplexed Neil Armstrong into a pile of folding chairs at Astromania '69! Both teams will attempt to get the necessary fuel up a preposterously slow-moving elevator and into Poopy Joe’s Australium-powered rocket to the stars.
    Looks like a mix of KotH and scavenge from L4D2, but nobody knows how it'll play out for sure.

    Secret link, click the banana on the bottom of the update page.

    DAY 2:

    - New hidden link! Look to the right of yesterday's banana. Leads to a comic.

    New item sets!
    -Scout gets the Public Enemy set, includes a new Scattergun that turns him into a Ferrari and he also gets a Pistol.
    -Soldier gets the Dumpster Diver set, includes a Rocket Launcher that can shoot three rockets at once at the cost of accuracy.
    -Sniper gets the Urban Professional set, includes a new Sniper that decapitates, therefore making it the highlight of the update. Also includes an SMG but who cares everyone uses Jarate anyway.
    -Pyro gets a flare gun that knocks people back and that's it. He'll probably get some more toys in Day 3.
    [/release]
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  2. Post #2
    Actually a Time Lord
    Coyoteze's Avatar
    November 2011
    8,014 Posts
    My PANTS

    are on FIRE
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  3. Post #3
    ASK ME ABOUT MY FAT FETISH
    Killajax's Avatar
    June 2010
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    Oh god whats going on.
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  4. Post #4
    Archimedes's Avatar
    April 2012
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    At first I didn't believe... but

  5. Post #5
    As a wise man once said: Never ask Fatfatfatty for computer advice
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    March 2009
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    hot
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  6. Post #6
    Gold Member
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    January 2011
    12,344 Posts
    IT'S HAPPENING!!
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  7. Post #7
    Gold Member
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    May 2009
    4,947 Posts
    Oh hello


    Meet


    The


    Pyro

  8. Post #8
    Clicked for RickRoll...

    WAIT HOLY SHIT
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  9. Post #9
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    May 2006
    912 Posts
    Excitement!

  10. Post #10
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    June 2009
    476 Posts
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  11. Post #11
    World's Okayest Comic Guy
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    February 2005
    17,334 Posts
    so the new gamemode is kinda like KOTH mixed with L4D2's gas collecting?
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  12. Post #12
    Gold Member
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    February 2009
    1,596 Posts
    I'm burning alive!

  13. Post #13
    Gold Member
    The Calzone's Avatar
    February 2011
    7,590 Posts
    Hey, that's pretty cool!

    but uh

    not to sound entitled or impatient or anything

    but is that really all we get to see today? a vague explanation of a new gamemode that sounds a bit like a port of that one Left 4 Dead gas can game?
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  14. Post #14
    Dear leader of the DPRKFC
    Xieneus's Avatar
    December 2009
    14,362 Posts
    ASCEND!

  15. Post #15
    Actually a Time Lord
    Coyoteze's Avatar
    November 2011
    8,014 Posts
    This page is now my homepage for the next 3 days.
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  16. Post #16
    Stick Figure Artist
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    July 2009
    3,906 Posts

    I'M READY VALVE

    TAKE ME
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  17. Post #17
    SFC3's Avatar
    July 2009
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    i will be awake all 50 hours
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  18. Post #18
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    May 2009
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    Code:
    Pyromania: Day One
    June 25, 2012 - TF2 Team
    
    You read that right (presumably): the long-awaited final Meet the Team short, Meet the Pyro, is dropping in less than three days, and we decided to assemble a massive update to celebrate it.
    
    
    
    That only left the issue of what to call the update. Luckily, at the very moment we were thinking about it, someone turned on the radio. Guess what song was on? That's right: 'Safety Dance'.
    
    "That's a pretty catchy song," we said. "Who sings that?" Well, we don't want to upset you, so we won't type it here, but suffice it to say the band that wrote 'Safety Dance' has the most unthinkably offensive name we've ever heard.
    
    Then 'Rock of Ages' came on, off Def Leppard's album Pyromania, so we turned off the radio because it wasn't helping. Suddenly, no thanks at all to music, we came up with the name on our own: The Pyromania Update.
    
    Day One of Pyromania reveals Doomsday, a new map with a brand new game mode that lets you relive one of the darkest days in TF history. It's all pretty heartwrenching, until you discover you'll get achievements, which are also detailed in today's update.
    
    Keep your eyes open, folks. We'll be announcing a bunch of new stuff this week, right up until the premiere of Meet the Pyro this Wednesday.
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  19. Post #19
    Wait what the hell.
    Where's Tobor? I WANT ROBOTS, NOT THIS DUMB MONKEY
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  20. Post #20
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    January 2008
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    Doomsday pits BLU against RED, with only one team getting the honor of transporting a suitcase nuke full of recalled Mann Co. Australium to American monkeynaut Poopy Joe’s rocket, so he can blast off and hunt down Soviet space chimp Vladimir Bananas. It's the same spirit of competitive enterprise that stalled the moon landing by three years when Buzz Aldrin suplexed Neil Armstrong into a pile of folding chairs at Astromania '69! Both teams will attempt to get the necessary fuel up a preposterously slow-moving elevator and into Poopy Joe’s Australium-powered rocket to the stars.
    I'm in tears
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  21. Post #21
    Judging people just because of their avatars/titles is RETARDED
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    March 2011
    8,637 Posts
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA
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  22. Post #22
    hi there
    Dennab
    September 2011
    5,898 Posts
    OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD

    IT'S GONNA BE GREAT AND I KNOW IT
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  23. Post #23
    The Cold Wind Of France
    MaxOfS2D's Avatar
    November 2008
    18,613 Posts
    So that's what these soldier bomb hold animations were for!
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  24. Post #24
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    March 2010
    251 Posts
    WEDNESDAY?!

    HNNNNG
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  25. Post #25
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    July 2009
    5,950 Posts
    IT BEGINS.
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  26. Post #26
    What's brevity?
    ironman17's Avatar
    June 2006
    19,112 Posts
    Wait, so how does it work? They say it's a brand new gamemode but it sounds like Payload. Unless of course it is like Offensive CTF, picking up the briefcase and delivering it to the drop-off point.
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  27. Post #27
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    December 2011
    123 Posts

    MY BODY IS READY
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  28. Post #28
    Gold Member
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    January 2011
    12,344 Posts
    Of course the day MtP comes out is one of my longest work days.

    Fuck
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  29. Post #29
    SecretZX's Avatar
    January 2012
    132 Posts
    Bahahahaha Yes i am new and YES I LOVE THIS!MY PANTS ARE NOW FULL OF BODILY FLUIDS
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  30. Post #30
    I'LL SUCK DICK FOR SELF-MADES
    Constructor's Avatar
    July 2011
    10,069 Posts
    I wonder what will be on the bottom of the page. It looks so empty.

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  31. Post #31
    Guys...

    MVM

    Man

    Versus

    Monkey


    goog joj
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  32. Post #32
    Irespawnoften's Avatar
    February 2009
    3,879 Posts
    Oh boy here we go!
       I swear to god if the pyro turns out to be a monkey   
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  33. Post #33
    mdnGreen's Avatar
    August 2011
    22 Posts
    Aww yeah.

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  34. Post #34
    Dear leader of the DPRKFC
    Xieneus's Avatar
    December 2009
    14,362 Posts
    THIS RELATES TO THE MOONRAKER! INTO SPAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!
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  35. Post #35
    Gold Member
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    November 2011
    12,164 Posts
    my donut just became awesomer.

  36. Post #36
    Dreams of chronic and sustained critglows.
    ned_ballad's Avatar
    December 2010
    16,945 Posts
    we're the reason Poopy Joe died heh...
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  37. Post #37
    DoctorStranglov's Avatar
    April 2011
    125 Posts
    I was wondering when Valve would finally make a reference to the Men Without Hats in a blog post.
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  38. Post #38
    Official Smiles.
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    January 2010
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  39. Post #39

    September 2009
    3,264 Posts
    -nevermind someone pointed it out-
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  40. Post #40
    Croshi's Avatar
    April 2009
    1,762 Posts
    Oh boy here we go!
       I swear to god if the pyro turns out to be a monkey   
    How can the Pyro be on the ship and be carrying gas cans to it
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