1. Post #2281
    Bordellimies's Avatar
    June 2009
    2,061 Posts
    I just clicked on page 58, and after reading a while I had a Déjá Vu experience. It was like everyone had already said those things.
    Then I saw Facepunch was fucking me and it was still page 57. Fuck.



    Well anyways, I saw this video:

    I tried it, and even though I fucked up in the jungle (bought too many clarities, accidentally stacked a camp when I was level 2 which slowed me down a lot, wasted a salve on roshan when he canceled it after a couple of seconds) I still managed to solo roshan. 2 level advantage over everyone, Boo yah!
    And then the enemy Mirana, who is chased by our creeps, walks by with 200 hp.

    3 level advantage, boo yah!
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  2. Post #2282
    Weedlord of Bournemouth
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    May 2012
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  3. Post #2283
    ~gay boi~
    Chickens!'s Avatar
    July 2010
    12,630 Posts
    I like to ask these people how they installed Dota on a calculator and the results can be fun c:
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  4. Post #2284
    Weedlord of Bournemouth
    Enaicavor's Avatar
    May 2012
    823 Posts
    I like to ask these people how they installed Dota on a calculator and the results can be fun c:
    I ended up randoming spectre (my main) and the enemy couldn't calculate themselves out of there fast enough.
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  5. Post #2285
    Errorproxy's Avatar
    December 2009
    6,193 Posts
    I ended up randoming spectre (my main) and the enemy couldn't calculate themselves out of there fast enough.
    Spectre's scary as hell when fed like crazy.

    What does she even say when you click her in the Learn?
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  6. Post #2286
    Weedlord of Bournemouth
    Enaicavor's Avatar
    May 2012
    823 Posts
    Spectre's scary as hell when fed like crazy.

    What does she even say when you click her in the Learn?
    Something like "even though no-one understands me I won't be ignored" I think
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  7. Post #2287
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    January 2012
    54 Posts
    "Among the trancendents, you would be thought ignoble"
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  8. Post #2288
    Captain Chalky's Avatar
    September 2010
    6,525 Posts
    Here's a little tip that nobody uses.

    Dire* bot laners usually can't get to shop if they are being harassed too much. This can help you.
    Tried to use this in a pub. Our Lina blocked me (stood there where the tree was) and Huskar got a double kill which helped him to snowball our ass.

    Never again.
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  9. Post #2289
    Lefter's Avatar
    January 2012
    934 Posts
    Tried to use this in a pub. Our Lina blocked me (stood there where the tree was) and Huskar got a double kill which helped him to snowball our ass.

    Never again.
    VV
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  10. Post #2290
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    Maruhai's Avatar
    September 2011
    7,126 Posts
    Tried to use this in a pub. Our Lina blocked me (stood there where the tree was) and Huskar got a double kill which helped him to snowball our ass.

    Never again.
    On the other hand, I tried that and it helped me go around the enemy (they warded the left path) and get first blood.
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  11. Post #2291
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    Santz's Avatar
    June 2009
    6,789 Posts
    old pc pics
    I used to run this on a 2004 computer and I never failed to join a match, I think the fault is from their internet service rather than their PCs because I doubt there is someone trying to run DOTA 2 in something shittier than a 2004 PC lol

    That reminds me of how shitty is to see this thread, see all the new heroes added, and I'm still without a PC, I'm glad I got a job now, its just a matter of saving moneys now.
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  12. Post #2292
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    August 2008
    5,202 Posts
    SO I just had a game As Phantom assassin, I was laning with enigma and he took ALL the last hits. He wasn't autoattacking, he was taking all the last hits and yet somehow pushing.

    Bounty hunter on bottom lane kidnly offered to swap, so we did and I ended up with disruptor.

    He used his Field and glimple to help me tower-dive their tidehunter twice I ended going 19 2 14

    I died to riki once and said "I think I just accidentally riki" because that catapulted him from level 14 to 17.

    Their juggernaut, who by the end of the game had 0-13-4, Claimed "Our Riki is much better than you!"




    Not one of them thought to buy blademail.
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  13. Post #2293
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    June 2005
    3,177 Posts
    Was playing a game as Enchantress and I was laning with Zeus who we all know has that one Ult that will fuck up anything and everything. So I was going up against this Lina and I almost have her all the way down when she does that shitty Leguna whatever it is and kills me. No biggy, I'll just tell Zeus to use his Ult. I checked beforehand, I know he has it ready.

    HEY ZEUS. HEY. ULTIMATE AND KILL LINA
    no response
    zeus
    nothing
    zeus
    FUCKING ZEUS ULT DAMMIT
    And then Zeus ults 30 seconds later when the entire enemy team has full health and Lina is back at base.
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  14. Post #2294
    I bought this title for 1 dollar
    titopei's Avatar
    April 2009
    7,131 Posts
    On the other hand, I tried that and it helped me go around the enemy (they warded the left path) and get first blood.
    I remember a 5man team cut that tree down and rushed around there to gank bot lane.
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  15. Post #2295
    sammie's chubby hubby
    codemaster85's Avatar
    January 2006
    5,410 Posts
    Just saw two friends as skeleking and ursa take on roshan at level one with skeleking's lifesteal. Never thought about that.
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  16. Post #2296
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    July 2010
    3,801 Posts
    Just saw two friends as skeleking and ursa take on roshan at level one with skeleking's lifesteal. Never thought about that.
    It's actually a pretty common combo.
    The only problem is SK will naturally push the lane with his aura. But it's not as much of an issue if the SK is relatively skilled, and he gets an EXP boost by aiding Rosh early game.
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  17. Post #2297
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    December 2005
    3,068 Posts
    It's also incredibly obvious, as soon as you see someone pick those 2 heroes, your team should just assemble around Roshan, place an early ward and let them go in for a little while so they use consumables and then clean up for easy first blood.
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  18. Post #2298
    sammie's chubby hubby
    codemaster85's Avatar
    January 2006
    5,410 Posts
    Also bots reaction times are fucking godlike. I saw kunka in the back of the pack when i was riki and went to gank him really quick. As soon as i did smoke and the strike, the rest of the bots turned around instantly and nuked the living fuck out of me.
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  19. Post #2299
    HOLY FUCK EVERYONE HAS TITLES NOW
    AlphaGunman's Avatar
    January 2008
    4,063 Posts
    are the servers really down again, oh my god
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  20. Post #2300
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    April 2011
    671 Posts
    Just saw two friends as skeleking and ursa take on roshan at level one with skeleking's lifesteal. Never thought about that.
    Wisp Ursa is a better combo, just buy a couple salves and let wisp tether and heal so ursa doesn't get interrupted and his stacks time out
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  21. Post #2301
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    August 2008
    2,550 Posts
    Every time I play shadow shaman, I do really well and still lose. Why is this?
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  22. Post #2302
    Reimu's Avatar
    July 2010
    3,801 Posts
    Could be either your teammates, or because you're playing a more primary role than your team's carry.

    A support can do a great job and still have lousy carries
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  23. Post #2303
    sammie's chubby hubby
    codemaster85's Avatar
    January 2006
    5,410 Posts
    Every time I play shadow shaman, I do really well and still lose. Why is this?
    When in doubt, blame russians/brazilians.
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  24. Post #2304
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    September 2011
    7,126 Posts
    When in doubt, blame russians/brazilians.
    Go away. Racism is not allowed here.
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  25. Post #2305
    Repulsion's Avatar
    May 2010
    1,935 Posts
    Every time I play shadow shaman, I do really well and still lose. Why is this?
    Not pushing? Your team is dooming you?
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  26. Post #2306
    sammie's chubby hubby
    codemaster85's Avatar
    January 2006
    5,410 Posts
    Go away. Racism is not allowed here.
    It was a joke, why are you such a dick exactly?
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  27. Post #2307
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    September 2010
    6,525 Posts
    Holy shit. I had a Pugna that used Decrepify on the enemy Siren, helping her get away, and making our Clinkz ragequit. Then I complained to the Pugna about it on the all-chat, because I felt that everyone needed to know that, and surprise: the Siren defended the Pugna's actions. (and the Pugna called me autistic) And not long after, the Pugna quit, not long after I said that I'm sorry about earlier. (not sure why, he should had been the one to apologize to me and the Clinkz)

    Must be my shittiest match ever. In any game. I really fucking need some competent people to play with.
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  28. Post #2308
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    August 2008
    2,550 Posts
    Could be either your teammates, or because you're playing a more primary role than your team's carry.

    A support can do a great job and still have lousy carries
    Generally if I pick shadow shaman it's to go solo mid, and it seems to go well for the first part of the game, getting ganks/kills/runes and occasionally towers if my team pushes it after a gank. However, it always seems that after the start of the game, the enemy team just destroys my team every fight. Should I be playing as a lane support when I go shadow shaman, or doing something else differently? I usually get phase, bottle and force staff, then depends on team (things like mek or shivas), so are my items bad?
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  29. Post #2309
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    September 2011
    7,126 Posts
    It was a joke, why are you such a dick exactly?
    Maybe the fact that since you started posting on the Dota 2 subsection, you didn't make a single good post ?

    Edited:

    Holy shit. I had a Pugna that used Decrepify on the enemy Siren, helping her get away, and making our Clinkz ragequit. Then I complained to the Pugna about it on the all-chat, because I felt that everyone needed to know that, and surprise: the Siren defended the Pugna's actions. (and the Pugna called me autistic) And not long after, the Pugna quit, not long after I said that I'm sorry about earlier. (not sure why, he should had been the one to apologize to me and the Clinkz)

    Must be my shittiest match ever. In any game. I really fucking need some competent people to play with.
    Half your posts are "please kotl" and the other half is "boohoo worst team", we know god damnit.
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  30. Post #2310
    sammie's chubby hubby
    codemaster85's Avatar
    January 2006
    5,410 Posts
    Maybe the fact that since you started posting on the Dota 2 subsection, you didn't make a single good post ?

    Edited:


    Half your posts are "please kotl" and the other half is "boohoo worst team", we know god damnit.
    Atleast im new, you have yet to do the same and you have been here for a while now.
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  31. Post #2311
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    September 2010
    6,525 Posts
    Half your posts are "please kotl" and the other half is "boohoo worst team", we know god damnit.
    Beats being a dick to everyone.
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  32. Post #2312
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    September 2011
    7,126 Posts
    Atleast im new, you have yet to do the same and you have been here for a while now.
    Yeah right, it's not like I was posting about gameplay or anything.

    Oh also don't post in quotes.

    Edited:

    Beats being a dick to everyone.
    I'm only a dick to people I dislike.
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  33. Post #2313
    sammie's chubby hubby
    codemaster85's Avatar
    January 2006
    5,410 Posts
    Yeah right, it's not like I was posting about gameplay or anything.

    Oh also don't post in quotes.
    You rarely talk about dota half the time, most of the time you bitch about "newbs" when you even have a reward for being so bad at feeding. And i know to not post in quotes. Do yourself a favor and go make that banme post thank you.
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  34. Post #2314
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    April 2009
    9,489 Posts
    if you have an argument over whos the worst poster chances are youre all pretty terrible posters. please stop
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  35. Post #2315
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    September 2011
    7,126 Posts
    You rarely talk about dota half the time, most of the time you bitch about "newbs" when you even have a reward for being so bad at feeding. And i know to not post in quotes. Do yourself a favor and go make that banme post thank you.
    Nice backpedaling, but if you don't understand about that Maelk Award joke you're pretty retarded, and nice usage of false informations, I never planned to do a banme and Beelze just posted that to trick moderators into banning me for a banme.
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  36. Post #2316
    I bought this title for 1 dollar
    titopei's Avatar
    April 2009
    7,131 Posts
    Nice backpedaling, but if you don't understand about that Maelk Award joke you're pretty retarded, and nice usage of false informations, I never planned to do a banme and Beelze just posted that to trick moderators into banning me for a banme.
    Half of the dota community doesn't know about the maelk award.
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  37. Post #2317
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    December 2005
    3,068 Posts
    it's just like a real life dota 2 game!!!

    by the way, naga siren was picked by mTw v CLG @ the Defense.
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  38. Post #2318
    Weedlord of Bournemouth
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    May 2012
    823 Posts
    You rarely talk about dota half the time, most of the time you bitch about "newbs" when you even have a reward for being so bad at feeding. And i know to not post in quotes. Do yourself a favor and go make that banme post thank you.
    Every post you've made so far in the dota section has been pitiful.

    Nice backpedaling, but if you don't understand about that Maelk Award joke you're pretty retarded, and nice usage of false informations, I never planned to do a banme and Beelze just posted that to trick moderators into banning me for a banme.
    Ignore codemaster, aka mr. hey evereryone look at me im a huge furry aka pretty stupid because naga siren can totally make 100 illusions of herself

    (User was banned for this post ("Trolling" - Craptasket))
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  39. Post #2319
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    July 2006
    6,193 Posts
    Played a game as Lina. I really enjoyed it.
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  40. Post #2320
    Weedlord of Bournemouth
    Enaicavor's Avatar
    May 2012
    823 Posts
    Played a game as Lina. I really enjoyed it.
    Try Lion, he's sort of like Lina but more disable-based and still has an insane ulti. He can't carry as well but he retains a lot of usefulness late-game.
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