[CakeMaster7]

AJisAwesome15 posted:

If there was a cat and a human about to drown at the same time, and facepunch had time to save only one, I guarantee the majority would be for the cat.

I'd think it depends on context

because if it's a really cute cat...

[Carne]

Should have changed his surname to Oakenshield while still alive. That would have been something.

[Hardpoint Nomad]

Give this man an honorary medal for being the smartest man alive

[Heigou]

Alpha as fuck.

[Ekalektik_1]

Mr.Goodcat posted:

I mean, even if you win you still lose a friend. If your just playing with strangers then at least your not killing a friend in the process

I still wouldn't feel real good about myself after watching a complete stranger blow his brains out in front of me for a bet.

[Michael haxz]

He wasn't forced to do this and he knew that there was a good chance he'd leave his friend's house in a ambulance or a body bag

You won't see my pity here

[Archimedes]

After his death, several of Thorin's friends took to social media to pay tribute to him.

[Heigou]

Archimedes posted:

They probably jumped on their smartphones to go "lol played RR rip thorin lol"

[rikimaru6811]

These kids truly didn't know what "limit" meant.

[Archimedes]

Heigou posted:

They probably jumped on their smartphones to go "lol played RR rip thorin lol"

They likely set up a Myspace page for him that plays Skrillex's Bangarang and has a bunch of flickering gangsta clip art. Died by the gun and what not, it's all very classy.

(yes I know My____ or whatever is dead now)

[Crimptor]

Carne posted:

Should have changed his surname to Oakenshield while still alive. That would have been something.

I hope you guys get this reference. If you don't, I'm very disappointed in you.

[Last or First]

What a dumbass.

Well, since everything else that could be said has been said:

17-year-old Thorin Montgomery was the first of four friends...
After shooting himself, Thorin collapsed to the floor as his friends, aged 16, 18 and 19, called paramedics.

Am I the only one who noticed that they were aged 16, 17, 18, 19?

[RayvenQ]

QueenSasha24 posted:

You are aware there were executions of soldiers in Soviet Russia for disobedience right?

Perfectly aware, except they just shot them, they didn't make them play russian roulette.

[Don Knotts]

RayvenQ posted:

Perfectly aware, except they just shot them, they didn't make them play russian roulette.

Don't be silly, everything in Russia is settled with Russian roulette. Hence the name.

[Rammaster]

What an idiot

[RayvenQ]

Don Knotts posted:

Don't be silly, everything in Russia is settled with Russian roulette. Hence the name.

Everything in Rusia is solved by Vodka, why do you think they call it a shot?

[Chubbs]

ButtsexV3 posted:

at least it's better than that guy who was playing russian roulette with a semi-automatic pistol.

That's called suicide.

[DentalDoctor]

FuckaNinja posted:

the danger rush is the whole point.

There's danger in losing your hand, or am I wrong?

[Andokool12]

How could this have happened?!?!

[CodeMonkey3]

If this was something I was stupid enough to do I'd do it with an Airsoft revolver. They function just like a real pistol, I'd just load a single shell with one BB and the -worst- case is I bleed and it fucking hurts like a god damn mother fucker. Maybe the BB would embed in my skin but nothing much worse.

[IliekBoxes]

how is this funny????

[Andokool12]

IliekBoxes posted:

how is this funny????

~~~**ReMoved frOm gene pool** xXxDAR-WIN AWARDZxXx~~~

[Xenomoose]

When you play a game that specifically involves putting your very life in danger and you don't expect anyone to actually get harmed, you're a goddamn fool. Maybe this will teach them to, I dunno, NOT PLAY THE FUCKING GAME?

[Mr. Smartass]

I used to play this with a nerf maverick, and each dart had a thumbtack on it.

Edited:

Also, we removed the air suppressor.

[JUOPPO]

Sounds like a smart guy

[Kymandu]

Kid at my school killed himself on a bowflex trying to get a choking high, just as fucking stupid as this kid, I still don't know how people can pay tribute saying how brave and courageous they were. What the fuck?

[Bomimo]

Kymandu posted:

Kid at my school killed himself on a bowflex trying to get a choking high, just as fucking stupid as this kid, I still don't know how people can pay tribute saying how brave and courageous they were. What the fuck?

To some people, having balls is just a matter of them not being cut off. If that makes sense....

[Dori]

Bomimo posted:

To some people, having balls is just a matter of them not being cut off. If that makes sense....

no it doesn't

[Xenomoose]

Bomimo posted:

To some people, having balls is just a matter of them not being cut off. If that makes sense....

In other words: "if you don't do this incredibly stupid thing we'll tell everyone you're a faggot!"

Makes perfect sense.

[DentalDoctor]

Dori posted:

no it doesn't

Your avatar is my reaction when I see a GOOD post from you.

[thisispain]

wow i would kill to have friends like that

[Jetblack357]

[ThePinkPanzer]

Me and my best friends play Russian roulette once.

I won.

[Dori]

ThePinkPanzer posted:

Me and my best friends play Russian roulette once.

I won.

nobody really wins when you think about it

[AceTub]

Dori posted:

nobody really wins when you think about it

rushin roolet N00b

[Amplar]

Niklas posted:

Nothing of value was lost.

That's someone's son, you insensitive bastard. He could have been pressured into it for all we know. Even if he was stupid, most teens are idiots anyways, but don't deserve to die.

[Bomimo]

Dori posted:

no it doesn't

Do us all a favor and just log off...

[KingKombat]

lol what's next

"Teen Gets Wet After Standing Out In Severe Thunderstorm"

[mrgrim333]

Me and my friends play Russian roulette as a drinking game all the time!...
WITH A FUCKING CAPGUN!

[Jetpack Bear]

Last or First posted:

What a dumbass.

Well, since everything else that could be said has been said:

Am I the only one who noticed that they were aged 16, 17, 18, 19?

17 is not his lucky number