With tears in my eyes. Lube on my fingers. And a yearning in my soul. Teach me. Teach me how to fellate myself.
Do not cast this thread away as a troll thread. You see, arms are only so useful when it comes to life. Writing, drawing, and cradling a mewling babe until it slumbers, blissfully, in your arms.
I lust to learn, and learn to satisfy my lusts.
This is a very vibrant community, painted with many shades of the human spirit. I'm hoping to stumble upon the lighter shades of the community. Those willing to teach a young man.
Any thing you people may bring forth will help in my journey.
Thanks in great advance fellow facepunchers.
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