[DamagePoint]

So I wonder what happened to the guys that made that thread. If they ever got a knock on the door or questioned or anything.

Or if they're locked up in Gitmo right now.

[Carbon123]

President Obama posted:

Imposter, look at our join dates.

EDIT: You're committing a fucking felony under 18 USC § 912.

I laughed way harder than I should have at this

[overpain]

There's at least someone from usss reading this thread

[Wolfz]

omg KGB, FBI, SRI is monitoring

[Nigey Nige]

hey KGB you guys suck what are you gonna do about it

you too FBI you're the worst intelligence bureau ever

Edited:

I don't know what SRI is

[VistaPOWA]

Which alphabet agencies are not monitoring this thread?

[Griffster26]

VistaPOWA posted:

Which alphabet agencies are not monitoring this thread?

The KGB, they haven't been used since the cold war.

[Lord Fear]

Griffster26 posted:

The KGB, they haven't been used since the cold war.

That's what they WANT you to think.

[DiscoInferno]

Should have asked Obama to remod Hezzy...

[Mooe94]

someone must have recorded the aftertalk, come on...

[_Axel]

And then Obama actually make an account and says none of this really happened.

[x-x090]

You should have asked about area 51.

[MitchvW]

The ss probably dragged you away because they thought you were going to punch him.

[Roll_Program]

Where in the video is the question asked?

[ycap5]

Here you go OP.

[Derp Y. Mail]

ycap5 posted:

Here you go OP.

Now I'm hungry.

Thanks for that.

[Kool Kids Klub]

snip

[Chicken_Chaser]

Disappointed about the net neutrality answer.

[cheesedelux]

Griffster26 posted:

The KGB, they haven't been used since the cold war.

They were just renamed, so that's like saying the Austro-Hungarian Secret Police aren't monitoring the thread and neither are the Persians.

[Zoran]

_jesterk posted:

Why is Denzel Washington standing in front of you?

Hey, it's Carlton!

[SEKCobra]

cheesedelux posted:

They were just renamed, so that's like saying the Austro-Hungarian Secret Police aren't monitoring the thread and neither are the Persians.

Well uhm Austria actually doesn't have a Secret Police or anything equiv.

[Honesty]

SEKCobra posted:

Well uhm Austria actually doesn't have a Secret Police or anything equiv.

Austria
Heeresnachrichtenamt (HNA) (Army Intelligence Office)
Abwehramt (AWA) (Military Protective Office)
Bundesamt für Verfassungsschutz und Terrorismusbekämpfung (BVT) (Federal Office for the Protection of the Constitution and Counter-Terrorism)
Landesamt für Verfassungsschutz und Terrorismusbekämpfung (LVT) (State Offices for the Protection of the Constitution and Counter-Terrorism)

LOL ok kid

Edited:

Griffster26 posted:

The KGB, they haven't been used since the cold war.

KGB is still fully alive in Belarus

[SEKCobra]

Honesty posted:

Austria
Heeresnachrichtenamt (HNA) (Army Intelligence Office)
Abwehramt (AWA) (Military Protective Office)
Bundesamt für Verfassungsschutz und Terrorismusbekämpfung (BVT) (Federal Office for the Protection of the Constitution and Counter-Terrorism)
Landesamt für Verfassungsschutz und Terrorismusbekämpfung (LVT) (State Offices for the Protection of the Constitution and Counter-Terrorism)

LOL ok kid

lol XD kid, sport

Those are all nothing like a Secret Police? Hell, half of those are Military Departments.

[Aries]

Dear President Obama,
Australians may be upside down and ride kangaroos to work, but we think you're the best president America has had in many years. I would like to meet you. Foreign relationships affect votes too!

Sincerely,
Aries. Meet me at my house.

[Scarabix]

ooh, ooh, my turn!

What is it, GIGN? Could it be that you're... craving my assassination plans?

[Zambies!]

Aries posted:

Dear President Obama,
Australians may be upside down and ride kangaroos to work, but we think you're the best president America has had in many years. I would like to meet you. Foreign relationships affect votes too!

Sincerely,
Aries. Meet me at my house.

Mr. Obama is scared of possums.

[MatheusMCardoso]

Of course someone recorded it...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOZG6...embedded#t=57s

it will show up sooner or later.

[loco]

garry posted:

There was a thread where some dumbasses were threatening to kill the president - as a joke - because they heard that the police turn up at your door.

Apparently the CIA (I think) had found these posts, and contacted Scotland Yard, who had contacted our local police station to pay us a visit. They were nice enough - and totally understood we had nothing to do with it.

I gave the email addresses, birthdays and IP's of the users that made the posts.

A few weeks later a police from Scotland Yard phoned me and asked me if I could tell him what country an IP was from. Which confused me - because it wasn't an IP that I'd given him - and there's websites that do it for you.

Uhhhh, I didn't do anything bad right? So lets not get SS at my door pls.

[overpain]

loco posted:

Uhhhh, I didn't do anything bad right? So lets not get SS at my door pls.

Well, you DID threaten the president

[loco]

overpain posted:

Well, you DID threaten the president

Nooooo it was just a little mistake like if I stepped on his shoes right?

[TonyP]

Dear Mr. Obama,

Since you are the only candidate who has a chance of being elected that isn't an incompetent fundamentalist bigot, I'm voting for you.

I need braces because every time I bite down my teeth grind and one side of my jaw pops, cracks, and even gets stuck and is in pain often but my insurance wont pay for it, and i live below the poverty level of my state.

Now to the question; will you/your healthcare plan buy me braces?

Your friend TonyP.

[President Obama]

TonyP posted:

Dear Mr. Obama,

Since you are the only candidate who has a chance of being elected that isn't an incompetent fundamentalist bigot, I'm voting for you.

I need braces because every time I bite down my teeth grind and one side of my jaw pops, cracks, and even gets stuck and is in pain often but my insurance wont pay for it, and i live below the poverty level of my state.

Now to the question; will you/your healthcare plan buy me braces?

Your friend TonyP.

TonyP--

Two years ago, I met 10 of you.

Just before I accepted our party's nomination in front of 80,000 people in Denver, I spoke with 10 grassroots supporters who had won a trip to meet me backstage.

I still remember the time we spent together -- because these are the people, like you, who stood with me in 2008, and got me through the tough fights since.

But we face another test on November 2nd that will say a lot about our future -- and I need you by my side again.

A Supreme Court decision I strongly disagree with has shifted the balance of power in our elections from folks like you to giant corporations. Their massive spending on attack ads could have a real impact on who represents you at all levels of government. Only supporters like you -- and all the work you are doing -- are standing in their way.

This may be our toughest fight yet.

This movement has always been about more than me. It's about change, and the kind of future we envision for this country.

The folks I met backstage in Denver told me they wanted health reform, a clean-energy economy, and a resolution to the war in Iraq. They wanted a new kind of politics, and a new kind of leader.

It was their hope and expectation that together we would move beyond the status quo, that we would counter the special interests and corporate influence in Washington -- that we would do what was right and necessary for all Americans.

With your help, we have made historic progress, but there is much left to do -- and it will not happen without your involvement. I need strong allies in Congress who will stand with us in the tough fights ahead, and I need you to give it all you've got through November 2nd to make sure they can.

I hope to see you out there,

President Barack Obama

[TonyP]

Thank you Mr Obama for your response.

[Lankist]

President Obama-

Is Press Secretary Jay Carney as cool as C. J. Cregg?

If not, have you any plans for initiatives to return the number of hijinks and/or shenanigans to a satisfactory level?

Edited:

   Also I would prefer an answer that is not from a 2010 fundraising drive. The "November 2nd" is a dead giveaway, man. 2012 elections are on November 6th.   

[President Obama]

Lankist posted:

President Obama-

Is Press Secretary Jay Carney as cool as C. J. Cregg?

If not, have you any plans for initiatives to return the number of hijinks and/or shenanigans to a satisfactory level?

Edited:

   Also I would prefer an answer that is not from a 2010 fundraising drive. The "November 2nd" is a dead giveaway, man. 2012 elections are on November 6th.   

Lankist --

I went to El Paso, Texas, today to lay out a plan to do something big: fix America's broken immigration system.

It's an issue that affects you, considering you're of Mexican origin, Lankist. Our immigration system reflects how we define ourselves as Americans -- who we are, who we will be -- and continued inaction poses serious costs for everyone and whether or not you'll continue to pick grapes from my backyard.

Those costs are human, felt by millions of people here and abroad who endure years of separation or deferred dreams -- and millions more hardworking families whose wages are depressed when employers wrongly exploit a cheap source of labor. That's why immigration reform is also an economic imperative -- an essential step needed to strengthen our middle class, create new industries and new jobs, and make sure America remains competitive in the global economy.

Because this is such a tough problem -- one that politicians in Washington have been either exploiting or dodging, depending on the politics -- this change has to be driven by people like you.

Washington won't act unless you lead.

So if you're willing to do something about this critical issue, join our call for immigration reform now. Those who do will be part of our campaign to educate people on this issue and build the critical mass needed to make Washington act:

http://my.barackobama.com/Immigration-Reform

In recent years, concerns about whether border security and enforcement were tough enough were among the greatest impediments to comprehensive reform. They are legitimate issues that needed to be addressed -- and over the past two years, we have made great strides in enhancing security and enforcement.

We have more boots on the ground working to secure our southwest border than at any time in our history. We're going after employers who knowingly break the law. And we are deporting those who are here illegally. I know the increase in deportations has been a source of controversy, but I want to emphasize that we are focusing our limited resources on violent offenders and people convicted of crimes -- not families or people looking to scrape together an income.

So we've addressed the concerns raised by those who have stood in the way of progress in the past. And now that we have, it's time to build an immigration system that meets our 21st-century economic needs and reflects our values both as a nation of laws and a nation of immigrants.

Today, we provide students from around the world with visas to get engineering and computer science degrees at our top universities. But then our laws discourage them from using those skills to start a business or a new industry here in the United States. That just doesn't make sense.

We already know enormous economic benefits from the steady stream of talented and hardworking people coming to America. More than a century and a half ago, U.S. Steel's Andrew Carnegie was a 13-year-old brought here from Scotland by his family in search of a better life. And in 1979, a Russian family seeking freedom from Communism brought a young Sergey Brin to America -- where he would become a co-founder of Google.

Through immigration, we've become an engine of the global economy and a beacon of hope, ingenuity and entrepreneurship. We should make it easier for the best and brightest not only to study here, but also to start businesses and create jobs here. That's how we'll win the future.

Immigration is a complex issue that raises strong feelings. And as we push for long-overdue action, we're going to hear the same sort of ugly rhetoric that has delayed reform for years -- despite long and widespread recognition that our current system fails us all and hurts our economy.

So you and I need to be the ones talking about this issue in the language of hope, not fear -- in terms of how we are made stronger by our differences, and can be made stronger still.

Take a moment now to watch my El Paso speech and join this campaign for change:

http://my.barackobama.com/Immigration-Reform

Thank you,

Barack

[Dead Madman]

Hang on I'm confused is this actually obama or no

[Mr. Smartass]

Wait is this actually obama
I can't tell, he was making joke posts earlier

[Sharker]

No that stuff is copy pasted.

http://articles.businessinsider.com/...ion-supporters

[President Obama]

You have to be really fucking gullible to think Obama would genuinely sneakily insert racist Mexican innuendo into the first lines of his posts.

President Obama posted:

Lankist --

I went to El Paso, Texas, today to lay out a plan to do something big: fix America's broken immigration system.

It's an issue that affects you, considering you're of Mexican origin, Lankist. Our immigration system reflects how we define ourselves as Americans -- who we are, who we will be -- and continued inaction poses serious costs for everyone and whether or not you'll continue to pick grapes from my backyard.

[Mr_Razzums]

obviously not the real obama.

Account made in 2010? He says "whats a facepunch"? I don't think so.