I love this guy's wikipedia page
I love this guy's wikipedia page
34.29 centimeters, jesus fuck.
Skinny jeans just to show it off. Nice.
And now we know where the saying "Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?" comes from.
This cracked me up.
That isn't normal, does it even work right?
Does he need to fap with 2 hands? WHERE DOES HE FIT THAT THING IN HIS PANTS?
I wonder if he has to stand further back from the toilet to pee?, what were his awkward boners like in high schools?
There are so many questions
I bet the old "stick-it-in-the-waistband" trick didn't work for him
Aw, dude. Remember in high school when you used to get those unwanted erections from time to time?
That guy must have gone through hell with it. He couldn't have just flipped it up into his waistband because it would have just poked through his t-shirt. Jesus Christ.
Here I was complaining about mine to myself! I would hate to have problems with that.
Least I can get mine up!
Think about it, a Nine year old already sporting a bigger cock than most of the other kids dads
"Yo Frank, does it look like that guy has a deagle in his pants?"
"Nah bro, I saw it on T.V, it has to be his penis!"
(User was banned from this flight ("Penis too large." - TSA))
Jonah Falcon/Buck Wolf sounds like a slashfic waiting to happen.
Wouldn't you faint from blood loss when the penis becomes erect if it's that large?
Dayum. With a dick that big you can swing it side to side and have it slap your thighs.
Wow am i glad i'm half his size.
In this instance, it probably looked like he was concealing something. Why blame them for wanting to be safe? Do they go overboard sometimes? Obviously, but it's not worth demonizing every person who works for them.
I can just imagine what flying on an airplane with this guy would be like:
Passenger in front of him: "Do you mind if I recline my seat?"
WBPD(World's Biggest Penis Dude): "No, do YOU mind having a penis slapping against the back of your head?"
Obviously, it would also take quite the time to get that beast fully erected.
I can assure you, you wouldn't want such a hose in your pants.
Gotta get this poor joke out of the way.
Dick move, TSA.
Now with that rhyme out of my system, this is seriously just kinda stupid. I mean, we get it, national security and dangers at airports. Doesn't mean TSA isn't full of incompetent employees (especially ones like these that make 'em all look like idiots in the first place, although it probably wouldn't be far from the truth) and various unwise decisions of hiring said employees. Not to mention, it's been 10 years now - almost 11 - since 9/11 and we're still paranoid as shit enough to have the TSA be in charge at airports.
Makes you wonder if this a case of only reporting the stupid things they do for news stories and never bothering with the things they get right, though.
Why is everyone saying TSA are dicks? The guy looked like he had a hand gun, would they really believe it was his cock?
I'm sorry, but, a 9 inch flaccid dick? What the fuck?
this guy literally could've put truth to "i did your mom" jokes in high school had he worked towards it
just proves that there is still wonder left in the world
When this guy was a young kid his penis was bigger than his dads
Is that alpha as fuck or what
13.5 inch erect is too much
There are way more cons than pros in that situation, he could actually fracture the vagina