[smurfy]

I love this guy's wikipedia page

Jonah Adam Falcon (born July 29, 1970) is an American actor and writer from New York City, who is known for his large penis.

[MountainWatcher]

34.29 centimeters, jesus fuck.

[digigamer17]

Skinny jeans just to show it off. Nice.

[ISPYUDIE]

And now we know where the saying "Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?" comes from.

[Electrocuter]

"You’d think the San Francisco TSA would have had experience with hung guys before, but I guess not.”

This cracked me up.

[shian]

Jocke posted:

Needs a picture

http://www.worldsbiggestcocks.net/gi...h_falcon01.jpg

Makes you want to suck it

[carcarcargo]

shian posted:

http://www.worldsbiggestcocks.net/gi...h_falcon01.jpg

Makes you want to suck it

It looks horribly disproportionate.

[Nemisis116]

shian posted:

http://www.worldsbiggestcocks.net/gi...h_falcon01.jpg

Makes you want to suck it

That's just.. what the actual fuck
That isn't normal, does it even work right?

Does he need to fap with 2 hands? WHERE DOES HE FIT THAT THING IN HIS PANTS?
I wonder if he has to stand further back from the toilet to pee?, what were his awkward boners like in high schools?

There are so many questions

[Ninja Gnome]

I bet the old "stick-it-in-the-waistband" trick didn't work for him

[TheFilmSlacker]

Aw, dude. Remember in high school when you used to get those unwanted erections from time to time?

That guy must have gone through hell with it. He couldn't have just flipped it up into his waistband because it would have just poked through his t-shirt. Jesus Christ.

[SatansSin]

Here I was complaining about mine to myself! I would hate to have problems with that.

Least I can get mine up!

[YouWithTheFace.]

Nemisis116 posted:

That's just.. what the actual fuck
That isn't normal, does it even work right?

Does he need to fap with 2 hands? WHERE DOES HE FIT THAT THING IN HIS PANTS?
I wonder if he has to stand further back from the toilet to pee?, what were his awkward boners like in high schools?

There are so many questions

I remember reading an interview about him and mentioning how He was sporting a six incher by fith grade.

Think about it, a Nine year old already sporting a bigger cock than most of the other kids dads

[KommradKommisar]

"Yo Frank, does it look like that guy has a deagle in his pants?"
"Nah bro, I saw it on T.V, it has to be his penis!"

[I Am A Rock]

(User was banned from this flight ("Penis too large." - TSA))

[scout1]

Zeemlapje posted:

bet whoever did that patdown enjoyed it. TSA freaking perverted nazis

Yeah man everybody at the TSA enjoys feeling up a strange dude's 9 inch cock

[mobrockers2]

scout1 posted:

Yeah man everybody at the TSA enjoys feeling up a strange dude's 9 inch cock

Don't have to tell us that

[En Ex]

"...but Falcon did show his standout feature to Huffington Post executive editor Buck Wolf.” Wolf’s official title is Executive Crime & Weird News Editor.

Jonah Falcon/Buck Wolf sounds like a slashfic waiting to happen.

[Ond kaja]

Wouldn't you faint from blood loss when the penis becomes erect if it's that large?

[zakedodead]

Sparkwire posted:

why? you'd barely be able to use it

DMGaina posted:

A huge penis isn't as great as everyone thinks.
Sure, it might look great but it doesn't make your sex better... even worse in some cases.

If that's what you guys have to tell yourselves to get to sleep at night.

[Boxbot219]

shian posted:

http://www.worldsbiggestcocks.net/gi...h_falcon01.jpg

Makes you want to suck it

Holy shit it's as thick as his arm.

What kind of creature could even take that?

Edited:

zakedodead posted:

If that's what you guys have to tell yourselves to get to sleep at night.

I can safely say I wouldn't want that dick in me.

[Kaihong]

Dayum. With a dick that big you can swing it side to side and have it slap your thighs.

[Ninja Gnome]

Kaihong posted:

Dayum. With a dick that big you can swing it side to side and have it slap your thighs.

*knees

[Remscar]

Wow am i glad i'm half his size.

[Bentham]

Zeemlapje posted:

bet whoever did that patdown enjoyed it. TSA freaking perverted nazis

Yes let's keep the broad generalizations going. Not all TSA agents are terrible. I flew to Florida and back last summer and didn't have any trouble with security. They checked what they needed to check, I didn't get molested, and I went on my merry way.

In this instance, it probably looked like he was concealing something. Why blame them for wanting to be safe? Do they go overboard sometimes? Obviously, but it's not worth demonizing every person who works for them.

Edited:

zakedodead posted:

If that's what you guys have to tell yourselves to get to sleep at night.

haha wow so funny. It's not like it's common sense or anything that shoving a large object through a small space doesn't always work great.

[Metalcastr]

Sparkwire posted:

why? you'd barely be able to use it

I'd use it for everything.

[Sgt-NiallR]

Metalcastr posted:

I'd use it for everything.

Picking the kids up from school? That could go badly.

[cecilbdemodded]

I can just imagine what flying on an airplane with this guy would be like:

Passenger in front of him: "Do you mind if I recline my seat?"
WBPD(World's Biggest Penis Dude): "No, do YOU mind having a penis slapping against the back of your head?"

[zakedodead]

Bentham posted:

Yes let's keep the broad generalizations going. Not all TSA agents are terrible. I flew to Florida and back last summer and didn't have any trouble with security. They checked what they needed to check, I didn't get molested, and I went on my merry way.

Not all farts stink either.

[proch]

shian posted:

Well I am extremely jealous

You know, it's not like bigger is better. Up to 8 (while erect) inches is okay. Above that, a girl might feel quite a lot of pain during sex, and you would feel a lot less too.

Obviously, it would also take quite the time to get that beast fully erected.

I can assure you, you wouldn't want such a hose in your pants.

[RikohZX]

Gotta get this poor joke out of the way.

Dick move, TSA.

Now with that rhyme out of my system, this is seriously just kinda stupid. I mean, we get it, national security and dangers at airports. Doesn't mean TSA isn't full of incompetent employees (especially ones like these that make 'em all look like idiots in the first place, although it probably wouldn't be far from the truth) and various unwise decisions of hiring said employees. Not to mention, it's been 10 years now - almost 11 - since 9/11 and we're still paranoid as shit enough to have the TSA be in charge at airports.

Makes you wonder if this a case of only reporting the stupid things they do for news stories and never bothering with the things they get right, though.

[digigamer17]

YouWithTheFace. posted:

I remember reading an interview about him and mentioning how He was sporting a six incher by fith grade.

Think about it, a Nine year old already sporting a bigger cock than most of the other kids dads

Same as me in the same grade.






Kids laughed at me in the changing rooms.

[deadfall07]

Boxbot219 posted:

Holy shit it's as thick as his arm.

What kind of creature could even take that?

A horse could take it.

[ThePinkPanzer]

Why is everyone saying TSA are dicks? The guy looked like he had a hand gun, would they really believe it was his cock?

[TomoAlien]

This reminded me of a video I saw on Cracked:
http://www.cracked.com/video_16654_w...est-penis.html

[healthpoint]

I'm sorry, but, a 9 inch flaccid dick? What the fuck?

[KingKombat]

this guy literally could've put truth to "i did your mom" jokes in high school had he worked towards it

jesus fuck

just proves that there is still wonder left in the world

[Nemisis116]

Think
When this guy was a young kid his penis was bigger than his dads

Is that alpha as fuck or what

13.5 inch erect is too much
There are way more cons than pros in that situation, he could actually fracture the vagina

[digigamer17]

Nemisis116 posted:

Think
When this guy was a young kid his penis was bigger than his dads

Is that alpha as fuck or what

13.5 inch erect is too much
There are way more cons than pros in that situation, he could actually fracture the vagina

I should be glad my growth slowed down a bit.