1. Post #41
    Gold Member
    DeEz's Avatar
    July 2006
    4,892 Posts
    private fp server confirmed for best server

    Edited:

    I've never heard of this server before. is it well populated?
    he just put it up like an hour ago or so

    Edited:

    nvm i crashed the heli and died

    im a retard
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  2. Post #42
    So the new beta build is bugged.. server crashes every 2 hours.
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  3. Post #43
    wow ok
    Teh Zip File's Avatar
    December 2007
    16,428 Posts
    Went to Balota with some friends (3 people in total), killed two sheep and fought a fuckload of zombies before we decided to just bail and run to the woods. There was a guy following us who just had his starting equipment, he ended up getting swarmed and going unconscious.

    We executed him. R.I.P. random guy.
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  4. Post #44
    Ohohoho, was playing with a mate, we were on a pretty empty server and were hitting up berenzino for some good loot. I ran into the bar apartments and looked around for a little bit, then headed out, checked the super market then ran back into the apartments to lose a zed.

    Next thing I heard were some footsteps upstairs, freaked the fuck out and waited about 5 minutes, then saw a guy with a coyote backpack walking towards the door. Didn't catch his weapon, didn't want to risk it so I popped 3 bullets in his back, he died then rage quit the server.

    Got a bandit kill, so I didn't feel too bad, he only had an m1911 and a hatchet though.
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  5. Post #45
    I JERK MY COCK UNTIL IT'S SORE TO MLP RULE 34
    nomad1's Avatar
    July 2010
    3,800 Posts
    Fuck, your OP makes my OP look like shit. Good work.

    Edit: link V1 and V2 in the OP, that is all you really forgot.
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  6. Post #46
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    inebriaticxp's Avatar
    April 2011
    2,890 Posts
    Reinstalled Arma 2, now getting wrong CD key when trying to install beta patch
    however, it doesn't just fuck off like usual, it doesn't let me install
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  7. Post #47
    sevee's Avatar
    June 2010
    300 Posts
    Reinstalled Arma 2, now getting wrong CD key when trying to install beta patch
    however, it doesn't just fuck off like usual, it doesn't let me install
    Did you run the game as admin after the re-install?
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  8. Post #48
    private fp server confirmed for best server

    Edited:



    he just put it up like an hour ago or so

    Edited:

    nvm i crashed the heli and died

    im a retard
    Not as bad as my friend a few weeks back or so.
    We found 2 heli's in 1 day, the first one we found was in a field, only needed a main rotary assembly and some scrap metal, it was a hacked chopper because it had rockets on the sides. We thought "what the hell" and went looking for stuff to fix it.

    We spent about 4 or so hours hitting up industrial areas for a toolbox until a friend came online.
    We then went to fix it up and our other friend saw a normal Huey sitting in a field all fixed up, so he quickly went and jumped in it and took off, about 4 seconds later we saw him flying, then the back tail spazzed out and he crashed weirdly. Oddly enough, he survived and now had a red name, which was weird.
    We couldn't get in vehicles after he had gotten in first which should have been the big alarm bells for him to reconnect to fix it.

    After we got back to the hacked chopper, he jumped in and said "oh cool guys, it's all fixed", we were screaming at him to get out of the fucking chopper because it was still goddam broken, and he took off, the chopper fell on its back, blew up and killed us all, except him again.

    He grabbed our shit, put it in our UAZ and was heading back to cherno to pick us up, then he reckons out of nowhere some Tank Traps spawned on the road, he crashed, blew up and died with the car and all the items.

    That was a shit day
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  9. Post #49
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    DeEz's Avatar
    July 2006
    4,892 Posts


    what is up with these vehicle spawns chernarus

    i love it

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    whoever is in cherno with me help me repair it pls
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  10. Post #50
    Merry Fuckin' Christmas
    LuckyLuke's Avatar
    May 2010
    5,342 Posts
    Fuck, your OP makes my OP look like shit. Good work.

    Edit: link V1 and V2 in the OP, that is all you really forgot.
    Your new title is absolutely spiffing
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  11. Post #51
    ClarkWasHere's Avatar
    March 2009
    2,919 Posts


    what is up with these vehicle spawns chernarus

    i love it

    Edited:

    whoever is in cherno with me help me repair it pls
    That's where the helo usually spawns in cherno.
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  12. Post #52
    Those are just the default spawns, had two in Cherno.
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  13. Post #53
    just4fun49's Avatar
    December 2009
    2,477 Posts
    Well done bro, the one who just shot me.
    I deliberately didn't loot you because I saw you were still alive. Then you come up to me and shoot me in the face.

    Funny of you asking of my "friendly status". Dunno where you've seen a hostile without a weapon in DayZ so far.
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  14. Post #54

    Yellow truck, I wanna blow it up.
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  15. Post #55
    Gold Member
    Dennab
    August 2005
    1,285 Posts
    my brother gifted me combined operations

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  16. Post #56
    pip12345's Avatar
    July 2007
    2,264 Posts
    Have fun dying.
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  17. Post #57
    milktree's Avatar
    January 2008
    1,217 Posts
    fuck guys i crashed the huey.. i knew we didnt have enough fuel. sorry whoever got in and died
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  18. Post #58
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    DeEz's Avatar
    July 2006
    4,892 Posts
    fuck guys i crashed the huey.. i knew we didnt have enough fuel. sorry whoever got in and died
    how did you even manage to fly it with the rotors being all borked
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  19. Post #59
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    GoldenBullet's Avatar
    September 2006
    5,699 Posts
    This is amazing with two or more other people
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  20. Post #60
    milktree's Avatar
    January 2008
    1,217 Posts
    how did you even manage to fly it with the rotors being all borked
    it was flyable, but it spinned like hell. i was able to get control of a minute or two in the air but we crashed because we ran out of fuel.
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  21. Post #61
    Ninja101 is m̶y̶ ̶f̶a̶v̶o̶u̶r̶i̶t̶e̶ ̶m̶o̶d̶ a pancake face
    FreddiRox!'s Avatar
    January 2010
    5,125 Posts
    I keep getting BattlEye errors (Mainly Bad Name and Client not responding)
    I really want to play as well :/
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  22. Post #62
    I keep getting BattlEye errors (Mainly Bad Name and Client not responding)
    I really want to play as well :/
    change your name or make a new profile.
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  23. Post #63
    milktree's Avatar
    January 2008
    1,217 Posts
    snip it works
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  24. Post #64
    Zerohe's Avatar
    May 2012
    316 Posts
    DayZ Philosophical Question:

    If you die on a character, go back, and reclaim all of your gear and resume in exactly the same place, is it the same character? Your technical definition of your murders and everything is lost, as is your number of days survived, but would you or would you not count the days on your past "life?"
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  25. Post #65
    Voted WORST Gold Member 2012
    Killuah's Avatar
    August 2005
    15,328 Posts
    Official server now runs the RC?

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    DayZ Philosophical Question:

    If you die on a character, go back, and reclaim all of your gear and resume in exactly the same place, is it the same character? Your technical definition of your murders and everything is lost, as is your number of days survived, but would you or would you not count the days on your past "life?"
    Are you the same person you were an hour, minute, second ago?
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  26. Post #66
    Dennab
    November 2011
    1,860 Posts
    What are the deets for this private hive server then?
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  27. Post #67
    Dumb britbong
    C0MMUNIZT's Avatar
    April 2011
    1,919 Posts
    So the new beta patches (1.61) versions have made loads of playermodels invisible and made my armory look like this:



    and I get a few random loading errors about guns.
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  28. Post #68
    www.bff-hab.de
    Dennab
    February 2009
    7,832 Posts
    So I logged in, and I thought I heard really distant gunshots.

    I ran towards the gunshots, just to suddenly stand in a tent city with people in it, looting it. I at first only saw one guy, and said "Don't move and put you gun into the tent", but he ran instead. I shot him and hit him, but he still managed to get away. I followed him for a second, just to see an Ural parked right over the hilltop, so I decided to run back and hide in a bush (I had a ghillie).

    3 minutes later, they got into their ural, and just then I noticed the gunshots I hear earlier were just the doors closing! They drove away, and I unloaded almost half a MK48 magazine into them, but couldn't hit the tires, as they were behind the mountain ridge. They stopped, and suddenly hunted me down in an extreme fashion, they were all around me within a minute and killed me.
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  29. Post #69
    Both servers, private and public run the RC2/ the latest beta.
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  30. Post #70
    "For I have dined on honey dew..."
    Mark364's Avatar
    May 2010
    1,238 Posts
    So me and my group of 12 people just encountered two hackers in electro on our own server.

    -They were invisable
    -They had fully automatic instantly reloading crossbows
    -They had auto aim

    We died so many times but thankfully we managed to get rid of them until we all eventually re spawned in electro
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  31. Post #71
    Character's Avatar
    April 2011
    781 Posts
    DayZ Philosophical Question:

    If you die on a character, go back, and reclaim all of your gear and resume in exactly the same place, is it the same character?
    it's a different character with your previous character's things.

    you said it yourself.
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  32. Post #72
    wow ok
    Teh Zip File's Avatar
    December 2007
    16,428 Posts
    Well that was interesting...

    Went to the Drohzino barn with my group. I fell down, broke my legs and stuff, got healed. Other guy in the group did the same thing, no one had morphine left. We crawled for a while because there were tons of zombies, then we started running. Guy with the broken legs shot one of us half jokingly because we were going to run off, broke his legs. He shot him back and killed him, since we had no morphine he wanted us to shoot him too.

    The last remaining guy and me looted him, while were doing that a zombie came over and in the confusion I either shot him or the zombie broke his leg. He then shot me, broke my legs, I shot him and killed him...

    So now I'm crawling towards Zelengorsk with broken legs.
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  33. Post #73
    Dennab
    June 2012
    896 Posts
    Found this from some dead guy. Must be my luck.

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  34. Post #74
    Do the Shakey Jakey
    psychojake's Avatar
    April 2011
    2,404 Posts


    what is up with these vehicle spawns chernarus

    i love it

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    whoever is in cherno with me help me repair it pls
    Me and Leo Leonardo repaired that, he crashed it. Sorry for stealing it brah.

    Edited:

    fuck guys i crashed the huey.. i knew we didnt have enough fuel. sorry whoever got in and died
    It's okay, I had a ton of fun trying to help you guys fix it.
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  35. Post #75
    Naci's Sidekick
    FlakTheMighty's Avatar
    July 2010
    7,574 Posts
    So is it something I've done wrong, or is it a serverside thing or what that I can't connect to 133 or the FP Private server? I'm using Six Launcher if it matters.
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  36. Post #76
    A mime cries softly as he cradles a young cow
    PC_Paul's Avatar
    May 2010
    1,304 Posts
    Just got myself a ghillie suit!

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  37. Post #77

    July 2012
    3 Posts
    Hey im trying to log into the dayz server and it keeps telling me im banned? does anyone know what the problem may be?
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  38. Post #78
    Gold Member
    Bbls's Avatar
    February 2009
    7,179 Posts
    Hey im trying to log into the dayz server and it keeps telling me im banned? does anyone know what the problem may be?
    You might be banned
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  39. Post #79
    I ROLL THE NICKELS
    CodeMonkey3's Avatar
    October 2008
    18,002 Posts
    You might be banned
    Curious as to what this error is too, because I got it last night but it eventually fixed it's self. His isn't going away.

    Server 133

    I hadn't played in weeks when it happened to me and I just eventually got in. He hasn't been on a few days and we haven't done anything to get banned or kicked.
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  40. Post #80

    July 2012
    3 Posts
    You might be banned
    i didnt do anything to get banned, i mean i only went on the server like 2, maybe 3 times. each only for like an hour
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