1. Post #5761
    I play the electric violin on desolation row
    Fkpuz Version 1's Avatar
    March 2005
    2,578 Posts
    Who buys hacks?
    Only losers do that.
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  2. Post #5762
    Gold Member
    StupidUsername67's Avatar
    August 2007
    3,751 Posts
    jesus fucking christ you guys are acting like mentally unstable retard children with cacti up their asses
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  3. Post #5763
    i-am-teh-sex's Avatar
    November 2009
    3,640 Posts
    Implying teleporting around the map isn't punishing some of the people here?

    Gah so tempting, I need a good laugh every once and awhile
    Good

    I am not seeing an excuse for you to shit up the thread

    at least you're showing your true colors
    Sweet

    Im so offended
    Jesus

    are you mentally deranged or just upset
    Shut

    Did you also but any chance buy Sethhack?
    Up
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  4. Post #5764

    July 2012
    1,054 Posts
    Why can't we all be friends :(
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  5. Post #5765
    Who buys hacks?
    Who uses public hacks then gets banned 3 times, buys more copies of the game? Its essentially the same stupidity, or you're using someone elses plastic.

    Edited:

    This is going to be a infinite argument of hacker vs. legit I give up.
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  6. Post #5766
    Ligger Nyncher
    Tacooo's Avatar
    August 2009
    7,114 Posts
    When's the next restart?

    Edited:

    Why disagree?
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  7. Post #5767
    So I may have probably maybe crashed a chopper while trying to pick up Space's buttmad girlfriend with Demon.
    We survived! The chopper didn't quite make it.
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  8. Post #5768
    >implications unpleasant
    xxncxx's Avatar
    June 2008
    10,999 Posts
    are you mentally deranged or just upset
    the psychologist has returned
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  9. Post #5769
    DemonElite's Avatar
    July 2011
    363 Posts
    So I may have probably maybe crashed a chopper while trying to pick up Space's buttmad girlfriend with Demon.
    We survived! The chopper didn't quite make it.
    I'm not sure what was scarier, Space's flying or yours.
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  10. Post #5770
    werewolf0020's Avatar
    October 2009
    5,698 Posts
    so for some reason arma 2 runs fucking splendid but operation arrowhead is totally the inverse, both using the same graphical settings
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  11. Post #5771
    Dennab
    June 2012
    896 Posts
    I found a camp innawoods between Staroye and Shakhovka.

    It had a Winchester, AKM, DB-Shotty, and a night-vision optic night-vision FAL, with ammo only for the DB and AKM.

    After eating them all, this happened:
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  12. Post #5772
    >implications unpleasant
    xxncxx's Avatar
    June 2008
    10,999 Posts
    I found a camp innawoods between Staroye and Shakhovka.

    It had a Winchester, AKM, DB-Shotty, and a night-vision optic night-vision FAL, with ammo only for the DB and AKM.

    After eating them all, this happened:
    make sure you save the tents
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  13. Post #5773
    Gold Member
    matrix_1995's Avatar
    May 2008
    3,696 Posts
    CHERNARUS AND HONESTY SHUT YOUR FILTHY MOUTHS YOU DRAMA-STARTING BABBIES.


    [sub][sub]EDIT: aaand I'm late to the drama party. Fuck refreshing.[/sub][/sub]
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  14. Post #5774
    CHERNARUS AND HONESTY SHUT YOUR FILTHY MOUTHS YOU DRAMA-STARTING BABBIES.
    Arent you kind of being a hypocrite? It was stopped over half a page ago.
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  15. Post #5775

    January 2012
    455 Posts
    no pls continue get the thread locked as QUICKLY as HUMANLY POSSIBLE
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  16. Post #5776
    Brought to you by the letter B
    StrawberryClock's Avatar
    December 2006
    3,985 Posts
    I found a camp innawoods between Staroye and Shakhovka.
    Yo, doc, do you need some food? I'm not too far away from your position and I've got a couple of cooked meat I could give you to get your blood up. We could raid a town together and get some more tools for you.

    Also, by "eating" the items, do you mean destroy them? How do you do that?
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  17. Post #5777
    A highly respected gentleman in Chernarus
    GhostG45's Avatar
    June 2010
    2,094 Posts
    no pls continue get the thread locked as QUICKLY as HUMANLY POSSIBLE
    But my OP is so beautiful. :(
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  18. Post #5778
    i-am-teh-sex's Avatar
    November 2009
    3,640 Posts
    But my OP is so beautiful. :(
    i luff ur op bbe
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  19. Post #5779
    Gold Member
    Sir_takeslot's Avatar
    July 2007
    4,700 Posts
    Been reading the Script commands on the BIS wiki all day, trying to get DayZ spawns in Namalsk.

    Holy shit, Chenarus. How do you not go insane looking at all of this.
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  20. Post #5780
    Been reading the Script commands on the BIS wiki all day, trying to get DayZ spawns in Namalsk.

    Holy shit, Chenarus. How do you not go insane looking at all of this.
    Because I enjoy it.
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  21. Post #5781
    Gold Member
    Sir_takeslot's Avatar
    July 2007
    4,700 Posts
    Because I enjoy it.
    It's very overwhelming.

    Please, teach me.
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  22. Post #5782
    I'm not sure what was scarier, Space's flying or yours.
    Space's, I hit the wrong key and we went forward instead of landing-ward. He did six frontflips and landed rotor-first on a clearing.
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  23. Post #5783
    provides mlp plot free of charge
    Oicani Gonzales's Avatar
    February 2011
    17,573 Posts
    god damn it, there's only one US Dayz Lingor server and it's always full :(
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  24. Post #5784
    Gold Member
    dogmachines's Avatar
    December 2009
    8,227 Posts
    Space's, I hit the wrong key and we went forward instead of landing-ward. He did six frontflips and landed rotor-first on a clearing.
    How do you even frontflip that many times?
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  25. Post #5785
    How do you even frontflip that many times?
    We were pretty high up/Arma 2 has a shit physics engine and handles vehicles like shit in general
    we were literally static on the air just frontflipping for half of it
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  26. Post #5786
    Gold Member
    Lord of Ears's Avatar
    January 2007
    8,216 Posts
    i just shot down my first chopper, i love my AS50
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  27. Post #5787
    provides mlp plot free of charge
    Oicani Gonzales's Avatar
    February 2011
    17,573 Posts
    ah, fuck, i know why the lingor server is full.

    reddit effect.
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  28. Post #5788
    i-am-teh-sex's Avatar
    November 2009
    3,640 Posts
    After five days of sneaking on 3000 blood to 11000 blood, I got killed by a misunderstanding :(
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  29. Post #5789
    Honesty's Avatar
    January 2011
    1,663 Posts
    anyone got a text guide on how to set up private servers? all i can find is youtube videos featuring tweens with shitty, whining voices blabbering on forever.
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  30. Post #5790
    loophole's Avatar
    May 2009
    1,609 Posts
    I found a camp innawoods between Staroye and Shakhovka.

    It had a Winchester, AKM, DB-Shotty, and a night-vision optic night-vision FAL, with ammo only for the DB and AKM.

    After eating them all, this happened:
    FUCK.

    Edited:

    You were too late for the M107 and M14 aim though.

    Edited:

    At least the last person to raid it had the decency to leave some meat, and not post it on facepunch.
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  31. Post #5791
    anyone got a text guide on how to set up private servers? all i can find is youtube videos featuring tweens with shitty, whining voices blabbering on forever.
    You modify Hive extension to run off a local database, then create a mysql database.
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  32. Post #5792
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  33. Post #5793
    Gold Member
    dogmachines's Avatar
    December 2009
    8,227 Posts
    make sure you save the tents
    Why would you do that? If they don't log on til after a restart they'd have no clue their camp got hit, and even if they noticed you could still go back as many times as you want since it's pretty much infinite loot.
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  34. Post #5794
    Dennab
    June 2012
    896 Posts
    make sure you save the tents
    oops.
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  35. Post #5795
    Gold Member
    dogmachines's Avatar
    December 2009
    8,227 Posts
    I can see where they're coming from, but it really just comes down to "I shot you lol". It doesn't make a huge statement about social interaction or anything.
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  36. Post #5796
    Why would you do that? If they don't log on til after a restart they'd have no clue their camp got hit, and even if they noticed you could still go back as many times as you want since it's pretty much infinite loot.
    nc is being an arse and telling him to wipe the loot
    because he's a cunt
    shoot him on sight
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  37. Post #5797
    Honesty's Avatar
    January 2011
    1,663 Posts
    You modify Hive extension to run off a local database, then create a mysql database.
    alright, cheers. do i need any special software or can i just run it via the regular server hosting setup with chernarus as the map and dayz as mission?
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  38. Post #5798
    >implications unpleasant
    xxncxx's Avatar
    June 2008
    10,999 Posts
    nc is being an arse and telling him to wipe the loot
    because she's a cunt
    shoot her on sight
    its just a game and ftfy
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  39. Post #5799
    Gold Member
    fishyfish777's Avatar
    November 2007
    6,079 Posts
    The only thing that bothers me about dying is when people use really high powered sniper rifles to peg your ass so you're just toodlin along miinding your own business lootin some buildings and

    [SUB][SUB]shuffle shuffle shuffle[/SUB][/SUB]
    [h2]KA-BOOOOOOM*CRACK*[/h2]YOU ARE DEAD
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  40. Post #5800
    Gold Member
    dogmachines's Avatar
    December 2009
    8,227 Posts
    The only thing that bothers me about dying is when people use really high powered sniper rifles to peg your ass so you're just toodlin along miinding your own business lootin some buildings and

    [SUB][SUB]shuffle shuffle shuffle[/SUB][/SUB]
    [h2]KA-BOOOOOOM*CRACK*[/h2]YOU ARE DEAD
    I love sniping but I prefer not to do it in cities just because the only real reason to do it is to ruin other people's day.
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