[Bitz62x]

DentalDoctor posted:

And you can't sit here talking about what people talk about when you've barely even had a conversation about sex with someone.

thats all cya guyz

Just because I generally ignore my male peer's instantaneous and often random sex speak, it doesn't mean I have never engaged in a conversation about sex with anyone.

In fact, I often get goaded into such conversations around my work placement.

So I still don't see what you're getting at, you're talking to someone you know nothing about, so leave it.

[Jellyman]

FlubberNugget posted:

How the fuck would you know about another internet user's real life social skills?
They could have it figured it all out for all you fucking know, their fetish has nothing to do with it

No, you see, because they don't have regular conversations about sex, they have zero social skills and are basement dwellers.

Anyway, can we stop derailing the thread.

[Mind Infection]

I almost had a conversation about sex one time.

Edited:

Whose to say sex is even a real thing? I think it was invented by the porn companies to sell more porn. Couples in the real world dont even have sex unless the guys a furry weirdo or something. I wouldn't know though, I found out on wikipedia that I have aspergers, so I can't really get a girlfriend

[Captain_Crazy]

different porns get different people's engines running, get over it

gonna be trawling porn sites for weird comments to get this puppy rerailed

edit: found this doofus on motherless with charmingly bad grammar (he does that creepy thing where he tells "stories" in the comment box)

[ForgottenKane]

Judging from all the new posts there seems to be an internet fight. I ain't reading that shit.

Edited:

Mind Infection posted:

I almost had a conversation about sex one time.

Edited:

Whose to say sex is even a real thing? I think it was invented by the porn companies to sell more porn. Couples in the real world dont even have sex unless the guys a furry weirdo or something. I wouldn't know though, I found out on wikipedia that I have aspergers, so I can't really get a girlfriend

Oh my god this is golden.

[Captain_Crazy]

this was on a picture of a guy who's bare teste was hanging out


a cowboy said this. I truly believe a cowboy said this

thebrain1 time!

here's a beauautififul quote off of his userpage:


and now for purebreed Minnesota-born creepy

thebrain1 on girls in daipers


thebrain1 on shemale porn


thebrain1 on a picture of girl masturbating with a pole of some sort


thebrain1 making excuses for the men in black suits rummaging through his hard drive


thebrain1 on more shemale porn


thebrain1 on I forget but I'm pretty sure "growen" will never be a word


thebrain1 on a woman who could beat the shit out of him with one pinky and probably wouldn't fuck a sex offender, much less share a "fox hole" with one


thebrain1 on i give up, fuck you thebrain1

[geogzm]

Hey guys post more gifting of ones genitals

[W00tbeer1]

[Death n1]

[TMBGFan]

Captain_Crazy posted:

this seems more like the sort of phrase you'd be more likely to find on a teenage girl's facebook instead of a creepy dude's porn site profile

why would someone even bother to really "flesh out" a porn site profile with that sort of thing anyway? people aren't coming to socialize, they're coming to jack off

[wauterboi]

Bitz62x posted:

It's because porn is something that is kept behind bedroom doors and very much private.

Uh, it depends on who you're talking to and what kind of a person you are. It's not that big of a deal unless you treat it like it is or just happen to be an idiot. (Or a ridiculous pervert.)

Generally speaking though, no, it's not a great idea to just start talking about it. So, yeah, I agree to an extent.

[eurocracy]

Jellyman posted:

No, you see, because they don't have regular conversations about sex, they have zero social skills and are basement dwellers.

Anyway, can we stop derailing the thread.

Ha ha ha- No.
This isn't Something Awful where we say that all internet users are basement dwellers.

[CtrlAltElite]

I wonder if ross53545 knows he's a legend.

"This black* beauty got dicked so hard her kinfolk in Africa felt it" l m f a o

[KarloMcMarlo]

gaboer posted:

speaking of headphones

Wait, Charrax?

Oh god, I had a friend on steam named Charrax.

...

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGHHHHHH H

[Hardpoint Nomad]

[Lord of Ears]

[laylay]

Edited:

(balls always included)

[Thunderbolt]

You learn something new every day

[Uber|nooB]

TMBGFan posted:

this seems more like the sort of phrase you'd be more likely to find on a teenage girl's facebook instead of a creepy dude's porn site profile

why would someone even bother to really "flesh out" a porn site profile with that sort of thing anyway? people aren't coming to socialize, they're coming to jack off

heh heh

flesh out

heh

[daijitsu]

Hardpoint Nomad posted:

the more I see that profile picture the more it starts looking like Robert Downey Jr in Tony Stark mode

[FalconKrunch]

Oh god

[Maruhai]

Mind Infection posted:

I almost had a conversation about sex one time.

Edited:

Whose to say sex is even a real thing? I think it was invented by the porn companies to sell more porn. Couples in the real world dont even have sex unless the guys a furry weirdo or something. I wouldn't know though, I found out on wikipedia that I have aspergers, so I can't really get a girlfriend

This post is better than the thread itself.

[DoctorRictofen]

I sprayed milk everywhere from laughing too hard. Best thread ever.

[Nekro]

Sure that was milk?

[mac338]

Captain_Crazy posted:

Gorbachev, tear down my pants!

[Captain_Crazy]

this thread is now the best thread, but i'm slightly disheartened because my Descartes is too saturated compared to ross's.

you can imitate a legend, but you can't be one

edit fixed 7-up nike

[Devil Traitor]

Not sure if this count but the signature part makes it.

Really?

[Disseminate]

Devil Traitor posted:

Not sure if this count but the signature part makes it.

Really?

http://www.youtube.com/user/navyblueXawarriors/feed

lol

[mlockha]

THAT AVATAR

[yawmwen]

mlockha posted:

THAT AVATAR

I read it in his voice.

Now we just need someone with a Farnsworth avatar to make funny porn comments.

[gaboer]

http://img1.uploadscreenshot.com/ima...04885-orig.png
pic of alice in case it was confusing (sfw)

[daijitsu]

yawmwen posted:

I read it in his voice.

Now we just need someone with a Farnsworth avatar to make funny porn comments.

oh my, this reminds me of back when I was a spry young lad, only seventy eight years old. Mom and I used to go at it like two ferrets in a punch bowl



hmm hmm, yeees

[gufu]

daijitsu posted:

oh my, this reminds me of back when I was a spry young lad, only seventy eight years old. Mom and I used to go at it like two ferrets in a punch bowl



hmm hmm, yeees

Farnsworth's wrestling career sadly did not go too far.

[Nitro836]

Hardpoint Nomad posted:

To me this is the funniest one so far, helped a lot by that aristocratic face.

[kimr120]

daijitsu posted:

oh my, this reminds me of back when I was a spry young lad, only seventy eight years old. Mom and I used to go at it like two ferrets in a punch bowl



hmm hmm, yeees

He's in my brain again, it works as expected.

[ShaunOfTheLive]

I even read your reply in his voice! Dear Lord, he's infected us all!

[Light_Bulb]

This is some of the most ridiculous shit.

[arg_zombies]

Whenever i see people asking for who the pornstar is i always say 'her name is robert paulson'

[GeneralSergant]

Hardpoint Nomad posted:

Whenever I see this guy's comments, I always think of a rich, British man, sipping wine with classical music playing in the backround, reading a book, stopping, then looking at you and reciting "Give her the dick. Hmm, yes." Then continuing his routine.

[ShaunOfTheLive]

Come on man, he's clearly French. (Which makes it ten times funnier.)