1. Post #1
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    Dennab
    September 2010
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    http://nation.foxnews.com/chick-fil/...we-create-jobs



    Chicago Owner of Targeted Chick-fil-A to Mayor Rahm: We Create Jobs

    The owner of a Chicago Chick-fil-A franchise that created 97 jobs has a message for Mayor Rahm Emanuel – eat more chicken.


    “I would like to invite Mayor Emanuel into my restaurant to meet me, my husband Steve, and my management staff,” said Lauren Silich in a letter posted on the restaurant’s Facebook page.


    The invitation came after Emanuel declared that he would supports efforts by an alderman to block a second restaurant from being constructed because the Atlanta-based restaurant chain supports the biblical definition of marriage.
    Lets look at the Biblican definition of marriage.





    There's 1400 comments on this article, have fun gentlemen. I refuse to read them.
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    I make sexist and racist jokes all the time yet,i still support the feminist movement and the rights of blacks.
    znk666's Avatar
    July 2010
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    97 jobs
    HOLY SHIT THIS AMOUNT OF JOBS WILL DEFINITELY SOLVE THE ECONOMIC CRISIS!
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  3. Post #3
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    Comments of gold.
    I love Chic Fil A and will support them. I'm against gay marriage too and I'm proud of it.
    207 upvotes.

    The problem with gays today is that they are demanding ACCEPTANCE, when the most they will ever get is TOLERANCE. I have never been bothered by gays until they started demanding that I approve of them. And just like Obama has increased racism, so have the gays.
    Rights? Gay marriage? I do believe the proper word would be "morals". Stop twisting and bending the rules to fit this disgusting lifestyle.
    <Someone compared the fight for gay rights to the interracial marraige thing>
    Person B: Interracial marriages are not equal in comparison to gay marriage. Stop trying to stretch the definition of marriage to encompass your perversion.

    Person A:
    If no one is getting hurt, the where is the "perversion"?

    Person B: Society is the one getting hurt. Social standards and norms should be upheld and protected. If you want to engage in that sort of behavior then do so but, don't call it marriage, and don't expect the laws which pertain to society's norms be forced to encompass the abnormal.
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    March 2010
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    The comments


    They burn



    Facepunch should switch to the same rating system as Fox so we can call news posts Offensive
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  5. Post #5
    I'M A SHAAARK!
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    October 2009
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    ah yes, fast food jobs are the most important jobs in america
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    ah yes, fast food jobs are the most important jobs in america
    but but but
    they spread the word of god


    -Fox news

  7. Post #7
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    December 2010
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    I fucking love chic-fil-a, wait whats going on here.
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  8. Post #8
    retarded faggot
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    Lets look at the Biblican definition of marriage.

    If only people would pay attention to this graphic.

    It bothers me how people use the bible to justify their hate and don't even fucking pay attention to what it says.
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    ah yes, fast food jobs are the most important jobs in america
    That doesn't matter, what matters is that people will get money to feed themselves and their families with these jobs. Jobs aren't getting easier to find for low-wealth, low-education people in cities.
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    October 2006
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    Oh God, the comments, they hurt so much.

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    ah yes, fast food jobs are the most important jobs in america
    I heard it's harder to get a job at McDonalds than getting into college.
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    I heard it's harder to get a job at McDonalds than getting into college.
    They sure as shit won't hire me.
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    Pine Cone's Avatar
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    Comments of gold.

    207 upvotes.


    A guy at my place of work started talking about the chic-fil-a incident today during break. He was a human incarnation of a fox news comment board.




    He compared gays to the guy who shot up people in Aurora.

  14. Post #14
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    Man does the OP ever make these Fox News articles hilarious. Keep it up!

  15. Post #15
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    I heard it's harder to get a job at McDonalds than getting into college.
    mcdonalds had a national hiring day pretty recently and the stats were pretty mindboggling as far as the number of applicants compared to how many got hired

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    November 2009
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    mcdonalds had a national hiring day pretty recently and the stats were pretty mindboggling as far as the number of applicants compared to how many got hired
    It was harder to get hired at McDonalds (during that time) then it was to be accepted into Harvard.
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    I want to see those numbers.

  18. Post #18
    Fight until death, shoot until empty.

    November 2009
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    It was harder to get hired at McDonalds (during that time) then it was to be accepted into Harvard.
    Important Update: Oops! Major factual error! Harvard reduced their acceptance rate to 6.2% this year. I somehow used the record low acceptance rate from 2010, instead of the record low acceptance rate for 2011. I apologize for wildly misrepresenting the difficulty of getting a job at McDonalds. It is only as hard to get a job at McDonalds as getting into Harvard, not more difficult as I stated. I retract any claims about "more difficult". Matt Yglesias - are you going to apply? You might not make the cut.
    So a little sensationalist, but the point stands.
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  20. Post #20
    Kiss me, I'm Irish
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    September 2006
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    I am losing braincells by just reading the comments. I've never seen so many idiots in one place before.
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    yeah i can see the company collapsing as we speak, just look at all those customers deserting because it doesn't support gay marriage

  22. Post #22
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    September 2007
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    yeah i can see the company collapsing as we speak, just look at all those customers deserting because it doesn't support gay marriage
    not necessarily but its a hell of a pr nightmare

  23. Post #23
    Midna is hot stuff~
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    October 2007
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    I heard it's harder to get a job at McDonalds than getting into college.
    I can attest to this. (sorta')

    Burger King made me take a math test, including long division, which I aced. Never got a call back.

    The local college accepted me with almost no questions asked.

  24. Post #24
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    then it was to be accepted into Harvard.
    Yeah, that's it.

  25. Post #25
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    May 2012
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    every fox news comment ever


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  26. Post #26
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    I honestly believe that if you follow and practise a religion, you must adhere to it. A gay Catholic doesn't make sense. Really, religious people should all be fundamentalists.

    I also don't follow a religion at all so I can (more or less) do what I like, and this sort of crap doesn't happen.
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    I honestly believe that if you follow and practise a religion, you must adhere to it. A gay Catholic doesn't make sense. Really, religious people should all be fundamentalists.

    I also don't follow a religion at all so I can (more or less) do what I like, and this sort of crap doesn't happen.
    official roman catholic teaching states that it's not a sin to be gay

    only boning same sex is a sin
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    official roman catholic teaching states that it's not a sin to be gay

    only boning same sex is a sin
    So basically it's okay to be gay as long as you don't do anything gay. Seems reasonable...
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  29. Post #29
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    I can attest to this. (sorta')

    Burger King made me take a math test, including long division, which I aced. Never got a call back.

    The local college accepted me with almost no questions asked.
    Thats ridiculous! when I went to get a job at mcdonalds the interviewer was just like, you can work and shit right? and I was like yea and we chatted about sport and then I came in for a trial the next day.

    I declined the job because the trial made me realize how fucking shit working at mcdonalds is.

  30. Post #30
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    Dennab
    September 2010
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    Fun fact. One of the reasons I don't post comments, and I'm grateful for this, is because my browser literally won't load the comment section
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    Fun fact. One of the reasons I don't post comments, and I'm grateful for this, is because my browser literally won't load the comment section
    It's trying to protect you from the nightmare.
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  32. Post #32
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    January 2009
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    http://nation.foxnews.com/chick-fil/...we-create-jobs



    Lets look at the Biblican definition of marriage.





    There's 1400 comments on this article, have fun gentlemen. I refuse to read them.
    holy shit solomon had 700 wives and 300 concubines

    what a fucking pimp
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    Dennab
    February 2006
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    holy shit solomon had 700 wives and 300 concubines

    what a fucking pimp
    That's literally impossible to have 700 wives and 300 concubines. You would be hard pressed to have sex with every single one of them in a year.

    They were probably wives in the true biblical sense, as property.

  34. Post #34
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    Dennab
    September 2010
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    That's literally impossible to have 700 wives and 300 concubines. You would be hard pressed to have sex with every single one of them in a year.

    They were probably wives in the true biblical sense, as property.
    He used them for chairs and to chase away kids that skateboarded near his lawn.
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    When they died he stuffed them and mounted them on the wall

    Edited:

    "up there next to that lion is wife #143, her ass was out of this world."
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  36. Post #36
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    September 2010
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    He killed and mummified the first 400 wives, then proceeded to set them up foot to head style, making the worlds greatest minigolf course for thousands of years.
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    I honestly believe that if you follow and practise a religion, you must adhere to it. A gay Catholic doesn't make sense. Really, religious people should all be fundamentalists.

    I also don't follow a religion at all so I can (more or less) do what I like, and this sort of crap doesn't happen.
    Nope. Because it's not really up to any institution to define what makes someone a christian and what doesn't.

  38. Post #38
    I'm different!
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    July 2006
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    Nope. Because it's not really up to any institution to define what makes someone a christian and what doesn't.
    Only the Bible can do that. (Which says you must follow it in its entirety or you are a blasphemer, which is an unforgivable sin.)

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    Dennab
    February 2006
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    Only the Bible can do that. (Which says you must follow it in its entirety or you are a blasphemer, which is an unforgivable sin.)
    Not really. According to most christian sects, if you accept Jesus you are automatically saved since Jesus absolved each and every person of sin by making himself an atonement sacrifice(that's where lamb of god comes from, since lambs are the primary choice to burn for an atonement sacrifice).

    It depends. Which is why there are gay christians and people who are adulterers are allowed into churches.

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    1 gold star to anyone who guesses whom that is.