1. Post #1
    geogzm's Avatar
    January 2010
    14,158 Posts
    If this doesn't belong here, then can a mod move it to where it does belong? I don't know if a photoshop interactive goes here or anywhere else. Thanks in advance!

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    AFTERMATH is a post-zombie-apocalypse survival interactive.

    The only things you know at the moment are that you have no weapon, no food, no equipment, and you are in a gas station in WOODPORT CITY.

    You are currently UNCONSCIOUS, and you don't know your NAME, GENDER, APPEARANCE or PERSONALITY. It's time to wake up.

    Who are you? (This will be picked by assigning numbers to you in order of post and then using random.org)

    Edited:

    I'll do the random.org once a handful of people have chipped in suggestions

  2. Post #2
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    Rapist's Avatar
    February 2011
    2,741 Posts
    You are George Buttdocter.
    You are easily annoyed and have great amounts of bodily hair. Your relationships never end well and you once tried to hug a prostitute and she refused. You are amazingly ugly but you have a massive schlong.
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  3. Post #3
    logzaful's Avatar
    July 2011
    31 Posts
    Captain jim bob sherwood,
    you have a giant mole on your nose and bum hair thrusting from your nose and pockets,you feel pretty, oh so pretty, so pretty so pretty and gay!

    Edited:

    ^^^ sort of like this
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  4. Post #4
    ASK ME ABOUT THE SLUTTY CAT PEOPLE THAT LIVE INSIDE MY HEAD
    Eonart's Avatar
    August 2010
    4,070 Posts
    You are Tom Painal.

    You are a MALE and you look like a normal 20 year old guy. Black hair, brown eyes etc. The only exception to this is that your pubes run up to the middle of your chest because you never shave them. You revere yourself as the King of Sexual Intercourse with various females, including non-human females..

  5. Post #5
    geogzm's Avatar
    January 2010
    14,158 Posts
    Alright I'm itching to get this moving so let's just mix and match.

    Your name is TOM SHERWOOD. Your relationships never end well and you once tried to hug a PROSTITUTE and she REFUSED. You are considered to be KINDA AVERAGE by the ladies, many of which do not know about your JUST-ABOVE-AVERAGE schlong. You have black hair, brown eyes and you're clean shaven. Your perception of your SEX APPEAL is much higher than it really is, to the point where you have a vague memory of commissioning a plaque to be erected outside your house reading "KING OF SEXUAL INTERCOURSE". It never arrived.

    You awake to find yourself on the floor, slumped against a wall. You look rather UNKEMPT and rather BELOW-AVERAGE.



    You, of course, cannot see yourself, thus are unaware of your GHASTLY FEATURES.
    You look in front of you.



    There's a DOOR, a BROKEN WINDOW, a PILE OF NONDESCRIPT JUNK and a HANDBAG.

    What do you do?
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  6. Post #6
    ASK ME ABOUT THE SLUTTY CAT PEOPLE THAT LIVE INSIDE MY HEAD
    Eonart's Avatar
    August 2010
    4,070 Posts
    Take handbag, jump out broken window.
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  7. Post #7
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    Griffster26's Avatar
    November 2011
    7,201 Posts
    Look for a TV and watch breaking bad.
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  8. Post #8
    Viewer's Avatar
    April 2011
    192 Posts
    >Use the handbag to carry the shit on the ground and jump through the broken window.

  9. Post #9
    geogzm's Avatar
    January 2010
    14,158 Posts


    You TAKE the HANDBAG. Your container is now a HANDBAG, which can hold 5 SLOTS, alongside your POCKETS, which hold 2 SLOTS, adding up for a total of 7 SLOTS OF INVENTORY SPACE. Some items may take up more than one slot. You do not know what is inside the HANDBAG.



    You jump through the window.



    You are in an ALLEYWAY. A fire burns away in the midst of the barely moonlight night, although it isn't determinable whether it was lit recently or not. Near the fire is a stain, possibly of mud, or gutter waste. It's brown. An empty tin can lies idly next to a MANHOLE. Over the street, there is a CONVENIENCE STORE.

    What do you do?

    (Don't forget you can request to see what's currently in your INVENTORY or suggest that Tom turns around for a better view of his surroundings. There's no limits here.)

  10. Post #10
    Vidol's Avatar
    June 2011
    10 Posts
    Go ahead and check out whats in his inventory.

  11. Post #11
    Viewer's Avatar
    April 2011
    192 Posts
    >Go into the convenience store to check for people, if there is a person inside or a watch, look for the month,day and year, also, obviously, what hours it is.

  12. Post #12
    geogzm's Avatar
    January 2010
    14,158 Posts
    Update tomorrow