1. Post #41
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    Sir Whoopsalot's Avatar
    August 2010
    22,867 Posts

    This discussion is disturbing.
    Just another day on FP.
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  2. Post #42
    Resi wouldn't listen to me so he gave me a title about how I make love to cartoon midget horses. <3
    wizu's Avatar
    October 2008
    1,767 Posts
    #7 sounded like a walking horse.
    i remotely thought about MLP and started laughing.
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  3. Post #43
    Abused by Girlfriend
    geogzm's Avatar
    January 2010
    19,691 Posts
    It's day 2 of black history month and you show up to a porn shoot wearing a maid outfit
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  4. Post #44
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    Itachi_Crow's Avatar
    November 2007
    13,562 Posts
    #7 sounded like a walking horse.
    i remotely thought about MLP and started laughing.
    how fascinating please talk more about mlp in a thread that has nothing to do with it
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  5. Post #45
    I'd buy that for a dollar
    Dennab
    September 2008
    5,876 Posts
    That last one makes me want to never go to a nursing home.
    I've helped my mom work at them before, never, EVER go to one if it is within your power, the people in those places treat the elderly like complete shit.
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  6. Post #46
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    June 2005
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    I came.
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  7. Post #47
    Toblerone-tjuv
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    May 2007
    4,463 Posts
    Holy fuck that last one

    I actually work at an old folks home and that was just, wow I fucking don't even know what to say

    That's horrible

    What a horrible thing to say


    It's WORSE than stealing 40 cakes





    But seriously, that's horrid

    Edited:

    I've helped my mom work at them before, never, EVER go to one if it is within your power, the people in those places treat the elderly like complete shit.
    I don't know what nursing homes you've been to, but I would NEVER treat any of them like shit, I treat them like ordinary people. When I talk with them I actually listen to what they say, and I smile and laugh, it means a lot to them.
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  8. Post #48
    I love Sasha Greys face when Gianna says she would fuck a dog.
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  9. Post #49
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    November 2009
    14,752 Posts
    Lost it at the pirate hand comment
    Butt pirate.

  10. Post #50
    Memento audere semper- audaces fortuna iuvat.
    lapsus_'s Avatar
    February 2010
    8,109 Posts
    The 'if i were pregnant you would be ripping the fucking baby out of me right now' made the guy NOPE, so hard lmao
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  11. Post #51
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    Dennab
    November 2006
    6,827 Posts
    I.. what

    I knew porn was bad and they cut out a lot of it

    but holy fuck

  12. Post #52
    Couldn't stop laughing for the most part. We need more of these.
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  13. Post #53
    Lawl & Order
    USAFMike's Avatar
    December 2008
    980 Posts
    Hahahahah! I watched this at work yesterday with a bunch of buddies, friggen hilarious and quite sad.

  14. Post #54
    Dennab
    July 2009
    7,650 Posts
    I take it that there is no legitimate porn on efukt, only stuff like this? Because this is the only kind of thing I ever see on there.

    Edited:

    And I love it, funny as fuck.
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  15. Post #55
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    November 2007
    13,562 Posts
    efukt is a comedy website at heart its not a legit porn site
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  16. Post #56
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    March 2010
    171 Posts
    I go to that website to kill my boner
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  17. Post #57
    Movie quote goes here, because...
    Dennab
    October 2008
    8,076 Posts
    I love Sasha Greys face when Gianna says she would fuck a dog.
    Thanks for the search tags.

    there is a popular video of a guy taking a horse cock dildo up the bum and it causes a stomach bulge on his stomach, so yes.
    THis one? (goes without saying that this ain't Gummi Bears!)
    Why am i even on that page? I'm getting strange disturbing bowel movements and i lose massive faith in my own humanity every second.

  18. Post #58
    I'd buy that for a dollar
    Dennab
    September 2008
    5,876 Posts
    Holy fuck that last one

    I actually work at an old folks home and that was just, wow I fucking don't even know what to say

    That's horrible

    What a horrible thing to say


    It's WORSE than stealing 40 cakes





    But seriously, that's horrid

    Edited:



    I don't know what nursing homes you've been to, but I would NEVER treat any of them like shit, I treat them like ordinary people. When I talk with them I actually listen to what they say, and I smile and laugh, it means a lot to them.
    You may be nice, and im not saying all nursing homes are bad. But 99% of them are hellish places to be if you are one of the patients.
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  19. Post #59
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    December 2006
    4,812 Posts
    Efukt is great I love the trolling wannabe pornstars series. They just released part 3: http://efukt.com/21002_The_Trolling_...rnstars_3.html
    The ending to this one made my day.
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  21. Post #61
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    magicman1234's Avatar
    September 2008
    5,214 Posts
    Holy fuck what was happening at #8

    Jesus christ.

  22. Post #62
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    katbug's Avatar
    January 2010
    6,562 Posts
    Efukt

    The best site ever

  23. Post #63
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    Jacob_sword's Avatar
    September 2010
    2,486 Posts
    Ok, that site has some hilarious shit. NSFW
    God dam that last one. I didn't even think that was fucking possible.

  24. Post #64
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    August 2010
    22,867 Posts
    THis one? (goes without saying that this ain't Gummi Bears!)
    Words cannot express how disturbing that is.
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  25. Post #65
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    June 2011
    2,310 Posts
    This is a healthy mix of depression, hilarity and disgust all condescend into a 5 minute video.
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  26. Post #66
    Harold Ramis's No. 1 Fan
    Egon Spengler's Avatar
    June 2010
    2,801 Posts
    jesus fucking christ
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  27. Post #67
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    May 2007
    930 Posts
    Not surprised that first clip was in there, the one before the title card.

    I once came across that video not knowing what it was and after listening to the intro I had to just close all my tabs zip up my fly and just sigh "what, the, fuck...."

    I really don't know how someone could be turned on by a woman describing a terrible ordeal of child sexual abuse then engaging in crazy rough sex where she screams like she is actually being raped or murdered.
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