1. Post #1
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    February 2011
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    This thread is about the most amazing game ever (GOTYAY), Hard Time. Hard Time is a freeware game that is loads of fun. You play as a criminal who has committed one of many crimes. The game was made in around three months, so it's not the biggest looker of video games, but it doesn't stop it from being fun, awkward, and overall fucking hilarious. In this game, you wander around jail, just getting by. Or you could just beat the shit out of every warden and prisoner who gives you shit, take a warden's machine gun, and decimate the entire place. The game is sort of permadeath in the respect that once you die, you're dead for good. The more you wander the prison, the more depressed you are. You eventually will go into a criminally depressive rampage, beating anything that gets near you.

    But anyway, here's some videos of this awkward but fun mess:







    I can't find many videos of it at the moment, so you'll just have to bear with me here. Here's a download link: http://download.cnet.com/Hard-Time/3...-10629141.html

    Here's the official site: http://www.mdickie.com/prev_hardtime.htm
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    I regularly throw pity parties.
    A B.A. Survivor's Avatar
    August 2010
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    Did that guard's leg come off from a stick?
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  3. Post #3
    Very Jelly Despicable Douchebag
    LeonS's Avatar
    January 2007
    11,154 Posts
    holy shit its the same dev as "The You Testament"
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  4. Post #4
    LobsterPastry's Avatar
    January 2012
    971 Posts
    Is Jesus in this game?

    Edited:

    HOLY FUCK THIS GAME IS AMAZING.

  5. Post #5
    hey
    Ownederd's Avatar
    August 2006
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    blak man floating in the air and shootin straight up blue busters
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  6. Post #6
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    December 2009
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    holy shit its the same dev as "The You Testament"
    Instant fucking download.
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  7. Post #7
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    January 2012
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    I was put on trial twice for shooting wardens with a pistol.

    I won both cases.

    Edited:

    Up to this point I have killed three prisoners and one warden. All of which were by gunshot.

    I have yet to be confronted about these murders.
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  8. Post #8
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    November 2009
    3,636 Posts
    Holy man, this game looks amazing.

    Downloading now!

  9. Post #9
    ~ an extraordinary gentleman ~
    Namelezz!'s Avatar
    December 2006
    1,352 Posts
    The PCGamer article on the game is hilarious, I suggest reading it.
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    May 2010
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    M DICKEY, MOTHERFUCKERS
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  11. Post #11
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    November 2009
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    I played the game for about 30-40 minutes and I like the design and feel of the game except the controls; I feel that they can mess up how you interact with things sometimes but it's still a decent game!

  12. Post #12
    LobsterPastry's Avatar
    January 2012
    971 Posts
    The wardens sure like to beat the everloving shit out of eachother.
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    August 2007
    212 Posts
    I liked the premise for this guy's games but all of them play pretty badly and had the same bland artstyle.
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  14. Post #14
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    January 2012
    971 Posts
    That's the point.

    Edited:

    You don't play QWOP for it's smooth gameplay and easy objectives.
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  15. Post #15
    M.Ciaster's Avatar
    November 2010
    2,580 Posts
    We need a general MDickie games thread.
    Also, there's a screenshot LP of The You Testament 2 which also has a Hard Time LP in it, if someone wants to see the batshitness of the game in action:http://lparchive.org/The-You-Testament-2/Update%2012/
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  16. Post #16
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    May 2009
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    attention! The prison has been targeted for terrorist attack!

    Goty
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    September 2008
    1,663 Posts
    how do I fucking play
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  19. Post #19
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    February 2011
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    attention! The prison has been targeted for terrorist attack!

    Goty
    I ran out there with an assault rifle and a prison riot was going down. Then suddenly everything exploded.
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  20. Post #20
    Dennab
    May 2012
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    Apparently I started some kind of civil war within the prison.

    I have a high reputation and a guy tried to extort me for money.

    An hour later the intercom announced he was found dead.

    Another guy tried beating me up.

    An hour later, he was found dead.

    Anybody who bullies me gets killed somehow, I'm not doing it, lol.

    Apparently its my cell block vs. all cell blocks now.
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  21. Post #21
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    February 2011
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    That sounds wonderful.

  22. Post #22
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    October 2006
    1,890 Posts
    oh god my entire right arm got cut off by a warden.
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  23. Post #23
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    February 2011
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    I wish killing were easier. It takes like 40 bullets to kill one guy.

  24. Post #24
    A highly respected gentleman in Chernarus
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    June 2010
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    I hope there's coop.
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  25. Post #25
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    February 2008
    5,543 Posts
    I just hit a guy with a katana.
    He then immediately threatened me for it (presumably so he could kick my ass for slicing him), despite me having 99 strength and a far superior weapon compared to his fists.

    Other oddities include:
    An inmate decided to threaten to tell the Warden about my previous murder...while I was in the middle of making them my next victim... Of course, I accepted his offer to save me a trip to court, and then resumed slaughtering him since by that point every other person in the room was dead.

    Another inmate walked up to me, and told me to stop being friends with an inmate...the inmate in question being himself. After telling him I would, he turned around, turned back around to face me, and was angry at me for betraying him. I then chopped his arm off.

    I attacked a prison guard, and then a nearby inmate ran up to me and said he was going to kill me for attacking the guard (because he was his friend). He then ran up to punch me, completely missed, and hit the guard by accident. He and the guard then fought, with him resulting as the victor. After that he accused me of murdering the same guard I just watched him slay with his bare hands.

    Award winning Artificial Intelligence to be sure, rivaling even that of Bethesda's Radiant AI.

    Edited:

    Jesus christ, the AI is getting worse the longer I play.

    A friendly prisoner ran up to me, and said that he heard I had a problem with myself and that he was a friend of me and was going to beat me up for attacking myself.

    How does that even fucking work?
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  26. Post #26
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    April 2011
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    Due to a glitch, I turned into a warden and my own character started bullying me.
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  27. Post #27
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    January 2012
    971 Posts
    Have you ever raged so hard that you suplexed a man's leg off? I have.

  28. Post #28
    CRUSHER OF DREAMS AND EATER OF SKITTLES
    Newbienice99's Avatar
    August 2007
    5,610 Posts
    For a second I thought I was in General Discussion, and this was a thread for people who had been in jail.
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  29. Post #29
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    January 2012
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    For a second I thought I was in General Discussion, and this was a thread for people who had been in jail.
    This is a realistic simulator
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    Aw damn no windowed mode

  31. Post #31
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    June 2007
    2,670 Posts
    I remember starting riots because some warden tried to bully me for being an ass to his friend. The whole block turned into a fucking warzone and I just chilled in my cell.
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  32. Post #32
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    April 2010
    2,958 Posts
    Oh fuck my sides.

    This shit is so broken it's hilarious....

  33. Post #33
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    November 2009
    3,636 Posts
    Haha my character caught aids or something(he even said something before catching it) while I was in the bathrooms murdering a guy... I later died because I couldn't stop it.
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  34. Post #34
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    March 2006
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    I present to you... The Chronicles of Toliet Brush-san! (Yeah, I can't spell, whatever.)



    Yeah, Galo Sengen.



    Brush-san being told his place, of course.



    Bunch of people fightin' it out in the background while Brush-san lights up a doobie. 420blaize.



    Lil' bitch be crying after I smacked him some.



    YOU DARE INSURT GRORIOUS BRUSH-SAN? DING DONG BANNU!

    Got a few more screenies but don't wanna stretch the page any further.
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  35. Post #35
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    February 2011
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    I think I'm ready for prison life.
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  36. Post #36
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    March 2006
    1,529 Posts
    Sorry, but I had to do this one, at least.



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  37. Post #37
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    December 2005
    5,948 Posts
    This game is so bad it's god damn hilarious.
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  38. Post #38
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    January 2012
    971 Posts

    I killed three people after that picture.
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  39. Post #39
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    March 2006
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    Also guys.

    http://www.mdickie.com/cheats_hardtime.htm

    Someone make a Facepunch save.

    Edited:



    I've gone and done it now, look how angry he is.
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  40. Post #40
    AUTISTIC DOTA WANKER
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