[Kapellmeister]

sergiuung posted:

Nanobalaclava - nobody likes it

[GladoSC]

Quinnjdq posted:

For ever and always this.
(Tavish Degroot picture)
The poly count of that rim and the texture are just pitiful.

My favourite hat for demo, but god damnit, they need to fix it. With good texture it will be awesome

[EmperorKabuto]

I hate the Backwards Ballcap

It has the worst clipping of any hat and it's never been fixed

I also hate the Charmer's Cheapeau, Toque, Jumper's Jeepcap

But the hats I hate the most are the Steel Toe, the Prancer's Pride, the Dixie, and the Handymans Handle

but especially the fucking steel toe

every time I see it I want to vomit

[Simski]

HazzaHardie posted:

I really like this one

The color ruins it for me

Edited:

Many spy hats are ruined by having fucking awful colors really, I wish more people would make his hats match his clothes better.

[Stoffy]

duskard posted:

My friend (who is male) painted his scout completely pink. Pink EA, Pink fast learner. and THIS.



I think I just puked a little.
(also he claims it to be swagalicious as hell ;_;)

I'm sorry that I have the ability to offend you with my fabulous sense of fashion.

I dislike this thing because it's ugly.

[NateDude]

Stoffy posted:

I'm sorry that I have the ability to offend you with my fabulous sense of fashion.

I dislike this thing because it's ugly.

I use it without the Beak so soldier can have a Mohawk

[duskard]

Stoffy posted:

I'm sorry that I have the ability to offend you with my fabulous sense of fashion.

I dislike this thing because it's ugly.

>baseball helm
>soccer shoes
>fast learner. PAINTED PINK.
>FASION.

wat

Edited:

duskard posted:

>baseball helm
>soccer shoes
>fast learner. PAINTED PINK.
>FASION.

wat

(actually, now that i think about it. it could be a picture that says a lot. baseball helm and soccer shoes to show that he's sporty, fast learner undershirt to show that he's smart i guess lol, and all painted pink to show that he has a feminine side)

either that or its just a bunch of random shit put together to make snipers see you from all the way across the map.

[Xanthias]

I personally find that almost all hats can be made to look better partnered with miscs and paint that look good. I personally hate the Stout Shako, but paired up with the Kringle Collection, it looks tons better.

[Dirt Bastard]

Xanthias posted:

I personally find that almost all hats can be made to look better partnered with miscs and paint that look good. I personally hate the Stout Shako, but paired up with the Kringle Collection, it looks tons better.

wow i never even considered that combo, that's really nice.

[_Kilburn]

Tossle Cap and Procedure Mask. Overpriced and overrated as hell.

I also can't stand Demos who wear the Reggaelator. Not only it is ugly as fuck, but I swear, every demo I have seen who wears it is a stickybomb spamming whore.



Also Last Breath.

[Whyt546]

[Stoffy]

duskard posted:

>baseball helm
>soccer shoes
>fast learner. PAINTED PINK.
>FASION.

wat

Edited:



(actually, now that i think about it. it could be a picture that says a lot. baseball helm and soccer shoes to show that he's sporty, fast learner undershirt to show that he's smart i guess lol, and all painted pink to show that he has a feminine side)

either that or its just a bunch of random shit put together to make snipers see you from all the way across the map.

It's actually a touching story.
It all started with my Batter's Helmet that was meant as a joke. After a while of searching for Essential Accessories, I decided they were too expensive and I just went with a pair of Ball-Kicking Boots. Painted them pink the next day to match the hat. For a while I looked like this, but to finish the set off I decided to go with a Fast-Learner, despite its sour-sweet reputation in the Team Fortress 2 community. Painted it pink to match the rest.

tl;dr: My Batter's Helmet started as a joke, but the colors grew on me. I will never have a non-pink Scout because of that hat.

[BanthaFodder]

Stoffy posted:

It's actually a touching story.
It all started with my Batter's Helmet that was meant as a joke. After a while of searching for Essential Accessories, I decided they were too expensive and I just went with a pair of Ball-Kicking Boots. Painted them pink the next day to match the hat. For a while I looked like this, but to finish the set off I decided to go with a Fast-Learner, despite its sour-sweet reputation in the Team Fortress 2 community. Painted it pink to match the rest.

tl;dr: My Batter's Helmet started as a joke, but the colors grew on me. I will never have a non-pink Scout because of that hat.

Similar story with my Ten Gallon.
*Get Pink Paint*
"LOL, I SHOULD PAINT MY TEN GALLON."
"Please don't, it'll be such an eyesore."
*Brokeback Mountain Joke*
*paint*

The joke got stale after a while, but I still like it.
Sure, Operator's Overalls might fit better, but this hat is MINE.
I dropped it during a match of Mann Manor right when that map came out and it's been on atleast one Engie loadout since.

   Not to mention, garish hats work wonders for Spychecking. I know some shit's up if I see ANOTHER Soldier with Summer Shades and a Lime Dapper Topper or an Engie with a Pepto-Bismol Pink Ten Gallon skulking around.   

Edited:

tl;dr
Variety is the spice of life, do what makes YOU happy, etc. etc.

Edited:

One more thing, I'm tempted to re-name/re-describe my Lime Green Dapper Topper with that Seuss quote, it was something like "Do what you want, those who mind don't matter, those who matter won't mind."
VV

Edited:

   But I will never paint another item Pink as Hell again, the only other time I've used Lime is on my Genuine Professor's Pineapple, and that looks sick as shit.   

[Simski]

BanthaFodder posted:

the only other time I've used Lime is on my Genuine Professor's Pineapple, and that looks sick as shit.

I think this is just about the only item where I don't mind Lime

[Sardonus]

I wonder how the creator of the Festive Tree feels knowing that nearly everyone thinks his hat is an awful piece of shit

[yellowoboe]

Sardonus posted:

I wonder how the creator of the Festive Tree feels knowing that nearly everyone thinks his hat is an awful piece of shit

It's my favorite vibrator.

[LaughingStock]

I don't see how you could hate it.

[SHYoshi]

I really hate the robot chicken hat.

Makes you look like a child.

[Sardonus]

LaughingStock posted:

I don't see how you could hate it.

maybe because it doesn't fit in the artstyle even remotely
maybe because it's just a fucking tree on someone's head
maybe because it's not even clever
maybe becaue it's not even a hat
it's literally just a tree on a head, it's fucking stupid

[LaughingStock]

It's a tree on your head.

And it wobbles or vibrates depending on your mood.

What more could you want?

[SPARLOCK]

LaughingStock posted:

It's a tree on your head.

And it wobbles or vibrates depending on your mood.

What more could you want?

A better hat.

[yellowoboe]

No appreciation for a finely crafted vibrator.
Tsk. Tsk.

[buro]

Bryceanater posted:

Why.

Because

[Thefalcon]

Xieneus posted:

I hate the Team Captain. It is overused to hell.

'Oh no that hat is soo overused. I hate it, I want to be alternative'

Most unusuals are ugly. Till last month I didnt even know unusuals existed. I thought whenever I saw one that they were just a regular hat that looked weird.

And can't stand how the earbuds are so overpriced. And not only that, max head, bills etc all overpriced. Most of those items are even ugly.

[Barobax]

buro posted:

Because

I can see the Nanobaclava and Doublecross but what is the yellow eyepatch looking one?

[yellowoboe]

Barobax posted:

I can see the Nanobaclava and Doublecross but what is the yellow eyepatch looking one?

Deus Specs.

[Mr. Magoolachub]

this thread is awful

"I DON'T LIKE THIS HAT"
"NO YOU IDIOT CLEARLY IT IS GOOD AND YOU SHOULD LIKE IT"
"FUCK OFF IDIOT"

except mostly expressed through ratings

also you all sound like hipsters with your 'IF IT'S OVERUSED YOU CAN'T WEAR IT' thing you have going

[1112e]

Yeah there really is no reason for this thread to exist.

[=DarkStar=]

sergiuung posted:

Nanobalaclava - nobody likes it

Xanthias posted:

I personally find that almost all hats can be made to look better partnered with miscs and paint that look good. I personally hate the Stout Shako, but paired up with the Kringle Collection, it looks tons better.

I think the balaclava is great I like alot my Mister Freeze combo



Is the closest thing I can get to this:

[Pocket Medic]

=DarkStar= posted:

I think the balaclava is great I like alot my Mister Freeze combo



Is the closest thing I can get to this:

I guess if you don't want to be in Pyrovision all the time you could paint some spectacles grey.

[SgtWoodsy]

I'm usually pretty good with hats/misc items but this is just disgusting. My Sniper wears the Smooth Assassin Veil and I think it looks much nicer.

[usaokay]

"What hat do you dislike?"

"This"

"Okay, I'm going to disagree with your opinion there and argue why it's a good hat in a topic that forced you to share your negative opinion."


I don't like any items that's way too small to be noticeable without the use of paint, spectating to see that the player has that on, and/or zooming in really close. Basically this goes for most necklaces, that wedding ring and the Spy's shoes.

[Captain_Crazy]

I don't see the clipping with the ballcap. I love the hat, but a lot of people despise it. Elaborate?

[J-RcZ]

Camera Beard
My god it's so ugly.

[Huff]

The Last Breath. Its model is very well done, but I just don't like it at all.

[duskard]

Captain_Crazy posted:

I don't see the clipping with the ballcap. I love the hat, but a lot of people despise it. Elaborate?

Well I used the ballcap for quite some time, up close it looks like it clips fine but when you get further away you can see scout's hair coming out of the hat. maybe that's just me but I honestly don't think everyone else is going to be really up close to a scout admiring his hat. I'm also sure that people won't be far away complaining about the clipping in their head. It's a pretty nice hat overall. In my opinion atleast haha.

[Bonk! Punch]

[Dirt Bastard]

woah

guys

is this thread like

an indirect reference to politics

[iRunner]

Bonk! Punch posted:

Fuck you.

[Kapellmeister]

I love this thread.

"hey guys look at my opinion in this thread about opinions"
"FUCK YOU *50 disagrees and 27 dumbs*"