[Xenomoose]

-snip- double post.

[Kartoffel]

Kopimi posted:

i love how you've virtually never made any actual point, it's like you're a bot designed specifically to have it's artificial feelings hurt and do nothing but complain about that and that alone

He did make a point. He was saying that you're being an ass about all of this. I would suggest that you be more polite. I suspect he probably would too.

[Xenomoose]

Kopimi posted:

wow you spent all that time arguing against an imaginary enemy

nobody said we should ban firearms outright

But they keep phrasing it like they did, which really makes me slip up.

[Neat!]

did i start this

oh god i'm a horrible person

[Kopimi]

Neat! posted:

did i start this

oh god i'm a horrible person

haha lol! :-)

no you didn't start anything you just made yourself look like a moron while some people went about their business

[Kartoffel]

Neat! posted:

did i start this

oh god i'm a horrible person

Yes you are. Go hide in a corner and think about what you've done! >:O

[Neat!]

Kopimi posted:

haha lol! :-)

no you didn't start anything you just made yourself look like a moron while some people went about their business

someone's hiding something

[RichyZ]

why would you even want a good computer i mean everyone with a computer just hacks credit card companies or ddoses government ran websites

[Kartoffel]

RichyZ posted:

why would you even want a good computer i mean everyone with a computer just hacks credit card companies or ddoses government ran websites

Wrong thread?

[Kopimi]

Kartoffel posted:

Wrong thread?

pretty sure its a joke about the people saying "why would you want a nice gun, all gun owners shoot people and cause mass murders"

[Neat!]

RichyZ posted:

why would you even want a good computer i mean everyone with a computer just hacks credit card companies or ddoses government ran websites

why would anyone need a geiger counter are they making nukes they're probably making nukes we should outlaw them

[RichyZ]

Neat! posted:

why would anyone need a geiger counter are they making nukes they're probably making nukes we should outlaw them

why would anyone want condoms i mean if they had a bunch they would obviously just rape a bunch of women

[Ekalektik_1]

Kopimi posted:

haha lol! :-)

no you didn't start anything you just made yourself look like a moron while some people went about their business

I can't tell if you're joking or being serious. Really though, why are you so hostile towards everyone? As far as I can see nobody initiated it against you, so there's really no call for it.

[Kartoffel]

Kopimi posted:

pretty sure its a joke about the people saying "why would you want a nice gun, all gun owners shoot people and cause mass murders"

Okay, that makes more sense.

[Neat!]

RichyZ posted:

why would anyone want condoms i mean if they had a bunch they would obviously just rape a bunch of women

why would anyone need internet they're just going to use it to watch cp and illegally download media

[Kartoffel]

Ekalektik_1 posted:

I can't tell if you're joking or being serious. Really though, why are you so hostile towards everyone? As far as I can see nobody initiated it against you, so there's really no call for it.

Rabies?

[Neat!]

Ekalektik_1 posted:

I can't tell if you're joking or being serious. Really though, why are you so hostile towards everyone? As far as I can see nobody initiated it against you, so there's really no call for it.

>ad hominem
>coy smileys

CRITICAL MAD ACHIEVED

[cpt.armadillo]

You guys are all arguing over something that would not matter, as soon as gun control is brought up on fox news, somebody is going to post what they saw/heard on here and a new gun control shitstorm will arise. How is this for an ultimatum? All of your opinions (including mine) are wrong and moronic and should be disregarded. Those who do have firearms, please enjoy the hunting and shooting at the range, while all of you who don't and are scared by the thought of your neighbor wanting to have some fun (does not involve murder geez) with things that go bang, just have fun pissing yourself in bed.

   I have a feeling this won't work   

[Kartoffel]

cpt.armadillo posted:

You guys are all arguing over something that would not matter, as soon as gun control is brought up on fox news, somebody is going to post what they saw/heard on here and a new gun control shitstorm will arise. How is this for an ultimatum? All of your opinions (including mine) are wrong and moronic and should be disregarded. Those who do have firearms, please enjoy the hunting and shooting at the range, while all of you who don't and are scared by the thought of your neighbor wanting to have some fun (does not involve murder geez) with things that go bang, just have fun pissing yourself in bed.

   I have a feeling this won't work   

Probably not, but it was worth a shot.

[RichyZ]

cpt.armadillo posted:

You guys are all arguing over something that would not matter, as soon as gun control is brought up on fox news, somebody is going to post what they saw/heard on here and a new gun control shitstorm will arise. How is this for an ultimatum? All of your opinions (including mine) are wrong and moronic and should be disregarded. Those who do have firearms, please enjoy the hunting and shooting at the range, while all of you who don't and are scared by the thought of your neighbor wanting to have some fun (does not involve murder geez) with things that go bang, just have fun pissing yourself in bed.

   I have a feeling this won't work   

yeah no people are about to shit all over you take out your umbrella before it happens :)

[King Tiger]

cpt.armadillo posted:

You guys are all arguing over something that would not matter, as soon as gun control is brought up on fox news, somebody is going to post what they saw/heard on here and a new gun control shitstorm will arise. How is this for an ultimatum? All of your opinions (including mine) are wrong and moronic and should be disregarded. Those who do have firearms, please enjoy the hunting and shooting at the range, while all of you who don't and are scared by the thought of your neighbor wanting to have some fun (does not involve murder geez) with things that go bang, just have fun pissing yourself in bed.

   I have a feeling this won't work   

You're wrong none of those are good reasons for owning guns.

[cpt.armadillo]

King Tiger posted:

You're wrong none of those are good reasons for owning guns.

As long as we're not on the same Page here, Jimmy.

[Carnage2323]

Neat! posted:

>ad hominem
>coy smileys

CRITICAL MAD ACHIEVED

Victory for the human race

[Neat!]

Carnage2323 posted:

Victory for the human race

RIP in pease rhodesia, macaron and chease

*slots floppies*

[Carnage2323]

Neat! posted:

RIP in pease rhodesia, macaron and chease

*slots floppies*

i cry erry tiem ;(

[Neat!]

Carnage2323 posted:

i cry erry tiem ;(

damn you to hell, mugabe

damn you to hell ;~;

[cpt.armadillo]

cpt.armadillo posted:

You guys are all arguing over something that would not matter, as soon as gun control is brought up on fox news, somebody is going to post what they saw/heard on here and a new gun control shitstorm will arise. How is this for an ultimatum? All of your opinions (including mine) are wrong and moronic and should be disregarded. Those who do have firearms, please enjoy the hunting and shooting at the range, while all of you who don't and are scared by the thought of your neighbor wanting to have some fun (does not involve murder geez) with things that go bang, just have fun pissing yourself in bed.

   I have a feeling this won't work   

I think I'll post this every time a gun control thread shows up.

[Kartoffel]

Five bucks says that this will devolve into a humorous thread, and then whats-his-face will come back and start the political stuff all over.

   If you could call it that with the way he discusses.   

[Neat!]

what does this even mean anyway

is it a metaphor for something 3deep5me

[Carnage2323]

Kartoffel posted:

Five bucks says that this will devolve into a humorous thread, and then whats-his-face will come back and start the political stuff all over.

   If you could call it that with the way he discusses.   

Yes, damn that political Mugabe. Hopefully he doesn't return

[cpt.armadillo]

If you'll notice, many of my posts in this thread had attempted humor. For example, I called Broseph "Broseph Stalinya", sloppily calling him a female Ioseph Stalin. If you look above, you'll see a Jimmy Page pun.

[Neat!]

Carnage2323 posted:

Yes, damn that political Mugabe. Hopefully he doesn't return

who's that guy who wears the cowboy hat bush gave to him? he was the president of like nigeria or something

[Kartoffel]

Neat! posted:

what does this even mean anyway

is it a metaphor for something 3deep5me

It's the metaphor for putting a potato in the microwave for an hour.

[Carnage2323]

Neat! posted:

who's that guy who wears the cowboy hat bush gave to him? he was the president of like nigeria or something

I think it was this guy

[Neat!]

that's a certifiable man's man

i would share a beer with him

[Starpluck]

This thread died pretty terribly.

Speaking of which, how would a general Sensational Headlines Chat Thread sound? Most sections have their own and it would probably prevent people from substituting dying threads (i.e this one) as a chat thread.

[cpt.armadillo]

The point was to dissolve the arguments, and now it chilled down, it will be abandoned to the annals of FP archives, where nary a lost soul will disturb it.

Betcha same will happen to the next gun control thread.

[SpaceGhost]

Cloak Raider posted:

Holy shit it is very very simple.
I would rather have nothing, because I have no exceptional training with a bow and arrow, he's probably better at it than me, and all I'd do if I had to try and stop him, is drop the bow and arrow and try and run at him, because wielding a bow and arrow is actually fucking impractical if you're using one that actually have the force to kill someone

what are you even arguing at this point
I honestly don't understand what you're trying to prove with these scenarios

You're dumb, Bows are not impractical, you've probably never even shot one, drawing it back takes half a second, and you're usually 40-50 yards from your target. People hunt with bows all the time, no one would if they were "impractical".

[cpt.armadillo]

SpaceGhost posted:

You're dumb, Bows are not impractical, you've probably never even shot one, drawing it back takes half a second, and you're usually 40-50 yards from your target. People hunt with bows all the time, no one would if they were "impractical".

Carnage2323 posted:

Yes, damn that political Mugabe. Hopefully he doesn't return