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    "They had a hell of a party in there," cabin owner Even Borthen Nilsen told NRK. "The cabin has the stench of a right old piss up, trash, and bears."

    The bear, and three cubs, are reported to have forced their way into the cabin by ripping a wall off.

    "The entire cabin was destroyed," Nilsen told the local Finnmarken.no daily.

    Nilsen told of how his mother and grandmother were the first to discover the carnage left by the beer-thirsty bears, when they arrived at the cabin in Jarfjord in Finnmarken only to find the place turned over.

    "The beds and all kitchen appliances, stove, oven and cupboards and shelves were all smashed to pieces," he said.

    And furthermore the bears had finished off all the food and drink in the house - including all the marshmallows, chocolate spread, honey and over 100 cans of beer.

    Nilsen explained that excrement on the outside of the cabin left him in no doubt that it was a family of bears which had taken over his cabin for night of feasting and drunken revelry.

    "You can see footprints on the windows," he said.

    Borthen Nilsen expressed concern that the bears may return to scene of their crime at some point in the future.

    "The mother has taken her young there, thus there is no guarantee that it won't happen to other cabins, or to our hut again," he said.
    http://www.thelocal.no/page/view/bea...bin-drink-beer
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    leontodd's Avatar
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    I'd kill for a video of that.
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    Gundevil's Avatar
    April 2009
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    That one was too warm, that one was too cold, these 98 are juuuuuuussssttt right.
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    Lucky no one was in it.
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    I paid $999.99 for a forum upgrade and all I got was a beating from my mother :(
    usaokay's Avatar
    February 2005
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    So pretty much the opposite of Goldilocks.
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    No title or gold masterrace, whoops.
    Teddybeer's Avatar
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    Those bears like to party.
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    CP doesn't necessarily have to have a victim, it's just that 99.9% of the time it does. The thing with pedos is that they've been demonized to be horrible no matter what, and I don't think that's the case.
    Cheesemonkey's Avatar
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    *leans back* ah time 2 crack open a nice can of bear
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    November 2006
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    What's with bears doing mad shit all of a sudden?
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    Dennab
    May 2010
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    What's with bears doing mad shit all of a sudden?
    This seems to me like a typical bear thing to do.
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    Dennab
    January 2005
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    *leans back* ah time 2 crack open a nice can of bear
    -50,000/10
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    January 2009
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    There's bears of bear related threads right now.
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    September 2006
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    Id drop on by and have a few with them. Then I'd run like all hell cause I'd remember AWW FUCK! ITS BEARS!

    Still, funny story regardless. :D

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    February 2007
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    Alright, you people are just intentionally searching for bear stories to screw with me now, right?
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    I paid $999.99 for a forum upgrade and all I got was a beating from my mother :(
    usaokay's Avatar
    February 2005
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    *leans back* ah time 2 crack open a nice can of bear


    your post is for casuals
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    March 2010
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    This, and then this:

    http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1204425

    THE BEARS HAVE STARTED THEIR REVOLUTION.



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    YouWithTheFace.'s Avatar
    April 2011
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    fucking teenage bears.

  17. Post #17
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    March 2011
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    your post is for casuals
    You forgot the critically aclaimed sequel.

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    I paid $999.99 for a forum upgrade and all I got was a beating from my mother :(
    usaokay's Avatar
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    Sorry, bro.
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    March 2011
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    Sorry, bro.
    Yur mah bro, bro.
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    July 2005
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    How many beers will a bear drink if bears could drink beer? Fucking lots.
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    D3TBS's Avatar
    March 2011
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    This seems to me like a typical bear thing to do.
    yeah, drinking session friday night

  22. Post #22
    bomp
    No_Excuses's Avatar
    March 2012
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    They could have shotgunned so many with those big old bear claws.
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    CP doesn't necessarily have to have a victim, it's just that 99.9% of the time it does. The thing with pedos is that they've been demonized to be horrible no matter what, and I don't think that's the case.
    Cheesemonkey's Avatar
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    your post is for casuals
    haha epic dude
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    That's some bear amounts of beer.
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    Jeep-Eep's Avatar
    June 2010
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    Can't you stop making puns about this beastly event?
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    Dennab
    April 2010
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    Yeah, it's unbearable.
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    CP doesn't necessarily have to have a victim, it's just that 99.9% of the time it does. The thing with pedos is that they've been demonized to be horrible no matter what, and I don't think that's the case.
    Cheesemonkey's Avatar
    April 2006
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    YOU ALL SUCK
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    My dick's so long, if I laid it on my keyboard, it'd reach from A to Z.
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    We didn't listen. . .for years, he tried to warn us, and we didn't listen. . .
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    doomevil's Avatar
    June 2010
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    Wait, who would have 100 cans of beer in their cabin?

  31. Post #31
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    April 2011
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    I have to wonder if the bears got drunk from all that beer.

  32. Post #32
    What's brevity?
    ironman17's Avatar
    June 2006
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    Welp, guess a motha bear's gotta do what she's gotta do to feed her kids, though beer ain't exactly food for the kids OR for winter fat-uppin', especially since it's summer in this hemisphere and there's essentially no night in Scandinavia during the summer months; well, it was like that in Iceland at least.

  33. Post #33
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    Dennab
    January 2006
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    "The beds and all kitchen appliances, stove, oven and cupboards and shelves were all smashed to pieces," he said.

    And furthermore the bears had finished off all the food and drink in the house - including all the marshmallows, chocolate spread, honey and over 100 cans of beer.

    Nilsen explained that excrement on the outside of the cabin left him in no doubt that it was a family of bears which had taken over his cabin for night of feasting and drunken revelry.
    well we know one thing for certain now, bears are more well behaved than humans when drunk.
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