1. Post #6761
    Archimedes's Avatar
    April 2012
    5,355 Posts
    Tangentially related, I looked up "robot slurs" on Google on a whim and found this list. Some of them are pretty funny, if you ignore the dumb racist ones.
    There were a bunch of toaster hanging around my lawn today. Probably high out of their processors from jacking on all the time.

    pageking fleshy humanoid dove master race
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  2. Post #6762
    artDecor's Avatar
    July 2012
    3,630 Posts
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  3. Post #6763
    Gold Member
    Kill coDer's Avatar
    April 2006
    956 Posts
    It's already the 15th here in Australia...
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  4. Post #6764
    Ian
    I'll show you a gold member.
    Ian's Avatar
    June 2010
    6,526 Posts
    It's already the 15th here in Australia...
    It's the 15th on the East Coast for us 'muricans, too.

    The update won't come out until like 8-12 hours from now.
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  5. Post #6765
    Gold Member
    nightlord's Avatar
    May 2009
    7,401 Posts
    Wait, there's something hidden in Hale's eye!

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  6. Post #6766
    Gold Member
    Alex_V's Avatar
    February 2011
    850 Posts
    It's already the 15th here in Australia...
    It's the 15th here in Estonia too, but timezones.
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  7. Post #6767
    I'm a very kind and awesome person!
    Skunky's Avatar
    June 2010
    11,225 Posts
    Wait, there's something hidden in Hale's eye!

    Never gets old.
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  8. Post #6768
    Want an apple?
    Stoffy's Avatar
    October 2010
    2,910 Posts
    coin operated tobor
    shooting at me he is just a toy
    but i turn him on and he comes to life
    automatic pain
    that is why i want a coin operated tobor

    made by Gray
    he is rugged and long-lasting
    who could ever ever ask for more
    Refined without complications galore

    many hats and weapons to choose from
    i will never leave TF2
    i will cry at night again
    wrap my arms around him and pretend....
    Glad I wasn't the only one thinking Dresden Dolls.
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  9. Post #6769
    Insaneicide's Avatar
    January 2010
    1,110 Posts
    its the 15th here in Las Vegas (same timezone as valve) but its 15 till 2 AM
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  10. Post #6770
    Gold Member
    Ol' Pie's Avatar
    January 2012
    1,339 Posts
    you need to wait till 10 am and hope gabe had a nice breakfast
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  11. Post #6771
    Lefty's Avatar
    June 2012
    82 Posts
    I only have one question:

    Can you give out credits like you do in Killing Floor to help your teammates?
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  12. Post #6772
    SecretZX's Avatar
    January 2012
    132 Posts
    I only have one question:

    Can you give out credits like you do in Killing Floor to help your teammates?
    Heavy:MANY DOSH!
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  13. Post #6773
    Uesrname's Avatar
    November 2011
    3,164 Posts
    This is the morning.

    Later on is the afternoon.

    And after that, gentlemen. After that, tonight is the night.
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  14. Post #6774
    Drury's Avatar
    April 2011
    8,355 Posts
    These updates always come out on early morning here in Europe.

    When you wake up...
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  15. Post #6775
    ~It's only fun if you get a scar out of it~
    Liquid Fire's Avatar
    May 2012
    2,436 Posts
    This is the morning.

    Later on is the afternoon.

    And after that, gentlemen. After that, tonight is the night.
    Tonight is also the night where I go to work and then leave for an anime convention for 4 days.
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  16. Post #6776
    SecretZX's Avatar
    January 2012
    132 Posts
    This is the morning.

    Later on is the afternoon.

    And after that, gentlemen. After that, tonight is the night.
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  17. Post #6777
    Thaaaat's Whyt!
    Whyt546's Avatar
    January 2012
    1,675 Posts
    These updates always come out on early morning here in Europe.

    When you wake up...
    Well here in Central time USA, it comes out late in the evening so you have to wait all day.
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  18. Post #6778
    rrerr.rar
    Xanthias's Avatar
    March 2012
    946 Posts
    Heavy:MANY DOSH!
    Heavy: MEDIC! Give credits to team!
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  19. Post #6779
    Uesrname's Avatar
    November 2011
    3,164 Posts
    Tonight is also the night where I go to work and then leave for an anime convention for 4 days.
    Work? But you're sick.

    Edited:

    I enjoyed this video more when it came out than I did the entire summer sale this year. Need to replace the percentages with robot heads, but it works.
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  20. Post #6780
    Deviantart Appreciation Station's Finest
    Pvt. Martin's Avatar
    April 2009
    20,377 Posts
    -snip-
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  21. Post #6781

    June 2012
    100 Posts
    Canteen = Bottle from Dota2
    Power Ups = Runes from Dota2
    Hell yeah so creative valvé
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  22. Post #6782
    Grahul1's Avatar
    August 2010
    653 Posts
    Canteen = Bottle from Dota2
    Power Ups = Runes from Dota2
    Hell yeah so creative valvé
    you=A person with no sense.
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  23. Post #6783
    bench1947's Avatar
    January 2012
    10 Posts
    So, since the Engineer is credit to team, can we sell him for upgrades?
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  24. Post #6784
    Uesrname's Avatar
    November 2011
    3,164 Posts
    So, since the Engineer is credit to team, can we sell him for upgrades?
    That pun was so bad my hair caught fire after I read it.
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  25. Post #6785
    bench1947's Avatar
    January 2012
    10 Posts
    That pun was so bad my hair caught fire after I read it.
    Mission Completed.
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  26. Post #6786
    ~It's only fun if you get a scar out of it~
    Liquid Fire's Avatar
    May 2012
    2,436 Posts
    Canteen = Bottle from Dota2
    Power Ups = Runes from Dota2
    Hell yeah so creative valvé
    Who the hell is valvé?
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  27. Post #6787
    St. Burke's Avatar
    August 2012
    1,536 Posts
    Who the hell is valvé?
    Valves gay roomate
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  28. Post #6788
    Sir Psycho Sexy's Avatar
    April 2011
    228 Posts
    The one day I have work during the week and its fucking thursday. Kill me.
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  29. Post #6789
    Uesrname's Avatar
    November 2011
    3,164 Posts
    The one day I have work during the week and its fucking thursday. Kill me.
    I've actually got a hole in my schedule, so you know what? We can just skip ze later part and get to ze killing right now.
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  30. Post #6790
    Paltry Member
    J-RcZ's Avatar
    February 2012
    5,439 Posts
    Canteen = Bottle from Dota2
    Power Ups = Runes from Dota2
    Hell yeah so creative valvé
    *looks at bottle and runes*

    ...
    No?
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  31. Post #6791
    SecretZX's Avatar
    January 2012
    132 Posts
    God waiting for the update is so fucking boring...anyone know any good jokes?
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  32. Post #6792
    mat500's Avatar
    October 2010
    1,041 Posts
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  33. Post #6793
    Marik Bentusi's Avatar
    June 2010
    6,316 Posts
    I'm kinda sad the obligatory canteen will remove the High 5 Taunt from my action slot. :[ This game mode seems to be perfect for high-fiving your buddies inbetween tough waves.
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  34. Post #6794

    May 2011
    1,006 Posts
    I'm kinda sad the obligatory canteen will remove the High 5 Taunt from my action slot. :[ This game mode seems to be perfect for high-fiving your buddies inbetween tough waves.
    Maybe we will get second action slot...and third misc slot
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  35. Post #6795
    Pyrosexual Member (I vigorously masturbate to flames)
    Zadrave's Avatar
    March 2011
    10,039 Posts
    Canteen = Bottle from Dota2
    Power Ups = Runes from Dota2
    Hell yeah so creative valvé
    People play DOTA 2?
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  36. Post #6796
    Gold Member
    aussiedropbear's Avatar
    December 2011
    2,924 Posts
    Havent been on for a day, what new? Oh 3000 new posts well i'm gonna be busy for quite some time then.
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  37. Post #6797
    Rebbe's Avatar
    April 2011
    468 Posts
    People play DOTA 2?
    meh it's just some League of Legends rip-off

    *grabs popcorn*
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  38. Post #6798
    Jordax's Avatar
    June 2012
    2,232 Posts
    People play DOTA 2?
    I thought only robots played that game.
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  39. Post #6799
    Tophat Enthusiast
    Quinnjdq's Avatar
    July 2011
    3,697 Posts
    I thought only robots played that game.
    Beep boop, son.
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  40. Post #6800
    Pyrosexual Member (I vigorously masturbate to flames)
    Zadrave's Avatar
    March 2011
    10,039 Posts
    I thought only robots played that game.
    Oh shit
    Does this mean TF2 is actually getting invaded by DOTA 2?
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