1. Post #1
    Dreams of chronic and sustained critglows.
    ned_ballad's Avatar
    December 2010
    14,751 Posts
    Made early because I'm a working man! The other thread had a bit more steam left in it, but not enough to make it until I get out of work, so enjoy an early thread!

    Welcome to V8! (Psychopath wanted a juice joke in the title for the single most imporant Major Update Spec thread in years, yea right)

    It's finally here. MvM, Tobor, Raid Mode, whatever you want to call it. It's happening VERY SOON. 3 years in the making, the most anticipated update to TF2 ever! Tonight is actually the night!


    https://docs.google.com/document/d/1...eview?sle=true <-- ARG info. We had to figure out a puzzle with high fives and we got a neat comic out it. CHECK THIS IF YOU NEED A QUICK UPDATE ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED

    Quick MvM history lesson

    Archive:
    V1: The Original
    V2: Revenge of the Tobor
    V3: Tonight's the Night, forever and always
    V4: Tonight's the Night for QR Codes
    V5: Somewhere over the rainbow
    V6: Going South of Houston, Baby!
    V7: Who's Ned?

    Good resources for information:
    - Wiki Schema Tracker
    - HLDS Email List



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  2. Post #2
    Smoky Valle's Avatar
    October 2010
    1,185 Posts
    Not first!

    Guess not!
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  3. Post #3
    ZLightnin''s Avatar
    July 2012
    31 Posts
    Too bad I can't play until sunday, but hope you all have fun shooting robots!
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  4. Post #4
    MarcoPixel's Avatar
    April 2012
    202 Posts
    Let's start our pagemonitors, gentleman.
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  5. Post #5
    1.21 GIGAWATTS!
    brandonsh's Avatar
    May 2010
    6,382 Posts
    New thread smell.
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  6. Post #6
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    Hellduck's Avatar
    March 2007
    4,327 Posts
    Yes! A good title from the get-go this time!
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  7. Post #7
    TheCreepyPryo's Avatar
    June 2012
    726 Posts
    That's a better name for the thread,so.What is Valve time zone?
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  8. Post #8
    Croshi's Avatar
    April 2009
    1,627 Posts
    First page master race. Also, good thread title.
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  9. Post #9
    Captain_Crazy's Avatar
    May 2011
    1,045 Posts
    Alrighty. I'm guessing that Engie's gonna be a hell of a good time to play as against the machines.
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  10. Post #10
    Megaguy213's Avatar
    November 2010
    1,125 Posts
    Woop.
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  11. Post #11
    Forkball's Avatar
    May 2011
    56 Posts
    RIP Steam servers 2003-2012
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  12. Post #12
    Terin7's Avatar
    November 2007
    721 Posts
    Can't wait for the internet to crash for a few hours.
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  13. Post #13
    Gold Member
    wickedplayer494's Avatar
    April 2011
    8,191 Posts
    Fletch seventh'd a request for it to hit before 5 EDT:

    Fletcher Dunn posted:
    7th.

    We'll do the best we can and are hoping to not release it too late.
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  14. Post #14
    Dreams of chronic and sustained critglows.
    ned_ballad's Avatar
    December 2010
    14,751 Posts
    Yes! A good title from the get-go this time!
    what other possible title would have been appropriate for the culmination of 2 years of speculation. To think this all started with the STS leak, a small note about raid mode.

    Here we are today. Raid mode now MvM, sitting before us, just hours away.

    The other alternate thread title idea was "Happy 32nd of Valvetobor!"
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  15. Post #15
    Bonk Boy! NaNaNaNaNa...
    BANG!'s Avatar
    July 2006
    604 Posts
    I can imagine the pain of whoever manages the download servers at Valve.
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  16. Post #16
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    NateDude's Avatar
    July 2009
    7,403 Posts
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  17. Post #17
    Marik Bentusi's Avatar
    June 2010
    5,033 Posts
    I doubt we'll already be able to enjoy the mode today, but I hope servers will have stabilized within the week or so.
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  18. Post #18
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    UberMunchkin's Avatar
    March 2010
    9,506 Posts
    ?
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  19. Post #19
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    testinglol's Avatar
    January 2012
    1,483 Posts
    yay ned
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  20. Post #20
    Stays Irregularly Crunchy in Milk!
    IrregularToasty's Avatar
    November 2011
    271 Posts
    Fletch seventh'd a request for it to hit before 5 EDT:
    Whoo, hopefully no more waiting until 9-fucking-PM!
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  21. Post #21
    Captain Chalky's Avatar
    September 2010
    6,519 Posts
    Just got Fallout New Vegas Ultimate edition, but hey, it's not like I will play it for a while after the update hits.
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  22. Post #22
    Croshi's Avatar
    April 2009
    1,627 Posts
    Fletch seventh'd a request for it to hit before 5 EDT:
    If they want it ready in 5 hours, I'm betting we get it around normal update time. MAYBE 6 if we're lucky.
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  23. Post #23
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    goluffy's Avatar
    May 2009
    3,474 Posts
    Let's kick some robot asses!
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  24. Post #24
    k2.
    k2.'s Avatar
    July 2011
    495 Posts
    were finally having a V8 . i hope one of the MvM map's has water so the neon annihilator isn't useless
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  25. Post #25
    HazardousMatt's Avatar
    June 2012
    70 Posts

    I couldn't resist
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  26. Post #26
    Dreams of chronic and sustained critglows.
    ned_ballad's Avatar
    December 2010
    14,751 Posts
    Fletch seventh'd a request for it to hit before 5 EDT:
    before 5EDT??
    Oh wow, that'd be SUPER early.
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  27. Post #27
    Mechtroid's Avatar
    September 2009
    476 Posts
    My booty is ready.
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  28. Post #28
    cpfc's Avatar
    August 2012
    51 Posts
    Cmon new explosive demoman weapons. *crosses fingers*
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  29. Post #29
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    Jetamo's Avatar
    June 2008
    5,735 Posts
    It's time to rev the V8 Speculation Engine!

    What's next for TF2 after the Machines? Halloween is obvious, do we think we'll see the Mann Brothers' ghosts?

    That robot is a ghost?

    And of course Australian Christmas 2: Electric Boogaloo 2: Electric Boogaloo.(3)
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  30. Post #30
    Erfly's Avatar
    April 2011
    4,510 Posts
    So what shall we do whilst we're veighting for this update?
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  31. Post #31
    wunderufl's Avatar
    September 2010
    805 Posts
    So, Day 3: Bounty.

    I'm thinking maybe a few new weapons, but the main focus will be on the credits system and buying stuff.

    I'm optimistic that this update won't be too bad when it comes to Valve monetizing TF2. That might come later, but for now I'm fairly confident that they won't pull anything too ridiculous.
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  32. Post #32
    Erfly's Avatar
    April 2011
    4,510 Posts
    before 5EDT??
    Oh wow, that'd be SUPER early.
    Yeah, that's before 9pm GMT right?
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  33. Post #33
    #1 Conniver's Kunai collector 'round these parts :3
    Kapellmeister's Avatar
    January 2012
    1,885 Posts


    I bet this is what it feels like to play Demo with a fully upgraded Grenade Launcher and ScoRes.
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  34. Post #34
    Uesrname's Avatar
    November 2011
    2,809 Posts
    Claiming the front page as my house. I'm going to be charging the rest of you rent forever.
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  35. Post #35
    BUY THE BROWN BOMBER
    psyke's Avatar
    February 2011
    5,666 Posts
    So, Day 3: Bounty.

    I'm thinking maybe a few new weapons, but the main focus will be on the credits system and buying stuff.

    I'm optimistic that this update won't be too bad when it comes to Valve monetizing TF2. That might come later, but for now I'm fairly confident that they won't pull anything too ridiculous.
    They could have covered that with day 2.

    Considering it was about credits and the use of skill upgrades.
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  36. Post #36
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    July 2010
    1,299 Posts

    (watch on youtube because stupid embed request http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXa9tXcMhXQ )
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  37. Post #37
    dageek's Avatar
    July 2011
    634 Posts
    Valve, gibe crates pls
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  38. Post #38
    Evil_Knevil's Avatar
    October 2010
    1,140 Posts
    I don't expect we'll be able to play till a few hours after the update hits. Steam is probably going to crash when it hits. Just like the uber update if I remember correctly.
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  39. Post #39
    Captain_Crazy's Avatar
    May 2011
    1,045 Posts
    They are gonna need some money with this update. Those poor, poor server operators...
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  40. Post #40
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    April 2012
    2,971 Posts
    ned_ballad made threads best speculation threads
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