5:40 PM - Imperfectionist Hippie: >XIOS
5:40 PM - Xieneus: Welcome to the XiOS Beta!
5:40 PM - Xieneus: You are already logged in as Man of Ettiquette
5:40 PM - Xieneus: Continue normal procedure?
5:40 PM - Imperfectionist Hippie: Yes
5:40 PM - Xieneus: You are currently browsing Xieneus Profile and Operation Shoehorn.
5:40 PM - Xieneus: Which one shall I open?
5:40 PM - Imperfectionist Hippie: Xieneus Profile
5:41 PM - Xieneus: Xieneus is a person.
5:41 PM - Xieneus: Any other commnads?
5:41 PM - Xieneus: Commands*
5:41 PM - Imperfectionist Hippie: >Open Operation Shoehorn
5:43 PM - Xieneus: Operation Shoehorn is an operation developed by XienTEC and the EliteCoreCorp corporations. The plan is to gather all GC test subjects in a Skype call and expose them to the Icarus sound weapon. They will be intoxicated by the sound and will allow us to swoop in and steal all of their personal TF2 items.
5:43 PM - Xieneus: This plan will commence on September 1st.
5:44 PM - Imperfectionist Hippie: Amazing
5:44 PM - Xieneus: Return to directorY?
5:44 PM - Imperfectionist Hippie: Yes
5:44 PM - Xieneus: Returned.
5:44 PM - Xieneus: Welcome to the Directory
5:44 PM - Xieneus: Ask anything and you shall receive an answer.
5:44 PM - Imperfectionist Hippie: What is the color of the sky?
5:45 PM - Xieneus: Blue
5:45 PM - Imperfectionist Hippie: If Xieneus had the choice to get a Blue Yeti microphone, or keep the one he has (the Yeti is free) what would he do?
5:45 PM - Xieneus: Xieneus would get the Yeti.
5:46 PM - Xieneus: Even though the current microphone is perfectly acceptable.
5:46 PM - Imperfectionist Hippie: One last question, would Xieneus sing Calling to the Night as well as Snake Eater?
5:46 PM - Xieneus: Xieneus is planning on singing Snake Eater soon. Release date is...August 26th.
5:47 PM - Imperfectionist Hippie: yay
5:47 PM - Xieneus: Any other questions?
5:47 PM - Imperfectionist Hippie: No, it's good
5:47 PM - Xieneus: Log out of XiOS?
5:47 PM - Imperfectionist Hippie: Yes
5:47 PM - Xieneus: Have a nice day.
5:47 PM - Xieneus: :::CONNECTION TERMINATED:::
5:47 PM - Imperfectionist Hippie: I give this operating system a 10/10
5:48 PM - Xieneus: You left one file open.
5:48 PM - Xieneus: Xieneus Biography
5:48 PM - Imperfectionist Hippie: >View
5:49 PM - Xieneus: Xieneus was born in Pyongyang in 1995. He has lead the North Koreans to prosperity however has recently moved to New York in the United States at the age of 5 minutes.
5:49 PM - Xieneus: Xieneus is currently seventeen years of age and is a student at >>> DATA EXPUNGED <<<
5:49 PM - Xieneus: Biography Closed
5:50 PM - Xieneus: :::NETWORK SHUT DOWN BY :::MAN OF ETTIQUETTE:::