1. Post #1
    I paid $999.99 for a forum upgrade and all I got was a beating from my mother :(
    usaokay's Avatar
    February 2005
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    That co-op shooter is Army of Two: Cartel, the third installment and a reboot in the Army of Two series.

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  2. Post #2
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    JimmyA's Avatar
    June 2011
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    new army of two?
    hot
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  3. Post #3
    Archimedes's Avatar
    April 2012
    4,533 Posts
    new army of two?
    hot
    Let the bromance continue.

  4. Post #4
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    BusterBluth's Avatar
    November 2008
    3,104 Posts
    more like army of poo
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  5. Post #5
    I paid $999.99 for a forum upgrade and all I got was a beating from my mother :(
    usaokay's Avatar
    February 2005
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    poo
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  6. Post #6
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    Super Muffin's Avatar
    June 2006
    1,912 Posts
    This is probably much better than the upcoming game will be.

    I'm actually wondering now if the Army of Two brand would be better as summer popcorn movies than as games.
    Battleship got top billing, why shouldn't Army of Two?
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    theseltsamone's Avatar
    March 2010
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    Aren't they going for a gritty reboot rather than an even more over-the-top bromantic shooter though?

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    Sharkcheater's Avatar
    March 2006
    912 Posts
    But i love the bromance
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  9. Post #9
    I ROLL THE NICKELS
    CodeMonkey3's Avatar
    October 2008
    16,557 Posts
    I've seen better Army of Two kits. But I guess he was working on a budget.



  10. Post #10
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    Downsider's Avatar
    July 2007
    1,718 Posts
    I've seen better Army of Two kits. But I guess he was working on a budget.


    ya these guys have infinite money

  11. Post #11
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    garychencool's Avatar
    October 2010
    8,604 Posts
    That first person view...

    Army of Two is a third person shooter...

    Oh well..

  12. Post #12
    DentalDoctor's Avatar
    June 2012
    1,162 Posts
    oh wow that's so cool

    i've always wanted a hyper realistic call of duty video set in real life

    i haven't seen a video like this ever!
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    Repulsion's Avatar
    May 2010
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    no bullet holes 0/10 would not drag dead corpse behind tree
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    garychencool's Avatar
    October 2010
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    no bullet holes 0/10 would not drag dead corpse behind tree
    Continuity Breaks FTW!
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    August 2008
    5,568 Posts
    No feign death 0/10
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    October 2010
    7,981 Posts
    No rock-paper-scissors, fist bumping, air guitar

    -10/10
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  17. Post #17

    August 2011
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    should I buy army of two? it looks really fun from this gameplay video
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    TheStateTrooper's Avatar
    September 2009
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    should I buy army of two? it looks really fun from this gameplay video
    you're better off with the first one, i heard the second one was rubbish

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    and its no fun to play by yourself

  19. Post #19
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    February 2007
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    No rock-paper-scissors, fist bumping, air guitar

    -10/10
    Salem Salem Salem!

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    you're better off with the first one, i heard the second one was rubbish

    Edited:

    and its no fun to play by yourself
    IDK about the second one but the first Army of Two game is literally unplayable in some spots without a human because the AI doesn't do what it needs to.

  20. Post #20
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    RichyZ's Avatar
    September 2007
    11,411 Posts
    second one is better than the first, customization is just hilariously great in the second
    in the first you can only do straight upgrades on the gun, i.e. "upgrade level 1, 2, 3, 4", where in 40th day, its "you can change the m4 barrel to an ak barrel or scar barrel"

  21. Post #21
    Clavus's Avatar
    September 2009
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    I've seen better Army of Two kits. But I guess he was working on a budget.


    "You've seen better"? They used the ACTUAL masks and kit they're using in promotional material for this game. EA lend it to them.

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  22. Post #22
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    November 2006
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    Guys, Army of Two: The Devil's Cartel doesn't feature Salem and Rios. It's 2 completely different people now.

    From what I remember, you play as 2 new mercs from the TWO company that Salem, Rios and that chick made.
    They don't even have names. They're literally just named Alpha and Bravo as of right now.

  23. Post #23
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    January 2006
    9,178 Posts
    Do note that the helmets are literally twice as big as their fucking heads in game. It's probably one of the most random design choices I've ever seen.

  24. Post #24
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    December 2009
    2,824 Posts
    It's sad to see how Freddie turned into an advertising tool for EA.

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    NateLB's Avatar
    March 2007
    3,482 Posts
    Only thing interesting about the new army of two is that it's going to be on the Frostbite 2 engine.

    Edited:

    It's sad to see how Freddie turned into an advertising tool for EA.
    It gets him money and gives him things to work on.
    It's not like his quality has dropped at all.

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    oh wow that's so cool

    i've always wanted a hyper realistic call of duty video set in real life

    i haven't seen a video like this ever!
    You must not know who freediew is.
    Also, if a video has guns and shooting, it's automatically call of duty?
    Logic.
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    June 2012
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    oh wow that's so cool

    i've always wanted a hyper realistic call of duty video set in real life

    i haven't seen a video like this ever!
    You must not know who freediew is.
    Also, if a video has guns and shooting, it's automatically call of duty?
    Logic.


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    July 2009
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    Guys, Army of Two: The Devil's Cartel doesn't feature Salem and Rios. It's 2 completely different people now.

    From what I remember, you play as 2 new mercs from the TWO company that Salem, Rios and that chick made.
    They don't even have names. They're literally just named Alpha and Bravo as of right now.
    what

    all the good parts of army of two

    gone

  28. Post #28
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    RichyZ's Avatar
    September 2007
    11,411 Posts
    what

    all the good parts of army of two

    gone
    shitty short barrel gun with kitchen knife on the end making sim is still there

  29. Post #29
    McGii's Avatar
    April 2012
    643 Posts
    I've seen better Army of Two kits. But I guess he was working on a budget.


    They used the real suits and masks from ea

  30. Post #30
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    March 2011
    7,273 Posts
    3:36

    It's official, Max Payne is going to be in the game, possibly as a DLC.

    And see the time? 3:36? 3 numbers, Half Life 3 coming in May the 36th
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  31. Post #31
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    August 2012
    404 Posts
    dive part was AWESOME

  32. Post #32
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    simkas's Avatar
    May 2005
    13,443 Posts
    It's sad to see how Freddie turned into an advertising tool for EA.
    I don't see how it's sad, they're getting paid a shitload for doing something they absolutely love. Most can only dream of something like that.
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    July 2011
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    Guys, Army of Two: The Devil's Cartel doesn't feature Salem and Rios. It's 2 completely different people now.

    From what I remember, you play as 2 new mercs from the TWO company that Salem, Rios and that chick made.
    They don't even have names. They're literally just named Alpha and Bravo as of right now.
    no salem and rios

    game is ruined -0/10 will never buy

    never ever

    ever

  34. Post #34
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    SatansSin's Avatar
    November 2006
    5,773 Posts
    what the hell is with the piss filter on everything

    it looks like .. piss and not even good.

    The little film was decent, but it had nothing to do with Army of Two.. Either than the two guys working together. They could have done so much more, and funner things with it.

    One guy could have used a shield, and the other could have popped up behind him. They could have used a dead body for a body shield.. the list goes on and on.

  35. Post #35
    sammie's chubby hubby
    codemaster85's Avatar
    January 2006
    5,407 Posts
    it needs more AGGRO. i remember that old man from the tutorial in one that kept saying AGGRO like he was pissing a kidney stone.