1. Post #41
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    legolover122's Avatar
    June 2010
    14,649 Posts
    Probably because she doesn't look like this



    Eyes too big way too tiny nose 0/10 wouldn't fuck.
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  2. Post #42
    Official Smiles.
    HazzaHardie's Avatar
    January 2010
    10,655 Posts
    Well that's something I wish I'd never seen.
    because nothing in the world is more beautiful than this

  3. Post #43
    www.bff-hab.de
    Dennab
    August 2012
    1,526 Posts
    Well that's something I wish I'd never seen.
    It's what I masturbate to.
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  4. Post #44
    LOO POO'S BIG FAN !!!!!!!! LOVES SHITPOSTING ALMOST AS MUCH!!!!
    Yahnich's Avatar
    October 2009
    9,110 Posts
    gaze upon my eyes and witness hell
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  5. Post #45
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    DeEz's Avatar
    July 2006
    4,967 Posts
    eyes too small, hair too black 0/10 would not fuck

  6. Post #46
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    September 2009
    6,323 Posts
    That was hilarious. Egoraptor is probably my favourite e-celebrity, it's hard to dislike him.
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  7. Post #47
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    July 2006
    4,909 Posts
    I already said this in the GameGrumps thread, but damn they are going to make some really pale children.
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  8. Post #48
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    Dennab
    September 2007
    17,086 Posts
    unironically if ego lost a tad bit of weight, hed be a fucking beautiful girl

    all of the rainbows
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  9. Post #49
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    December 2005
    4,945 Posts
    This is a really cute video ^_^
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  10. Post #50
    bake someone a cake with laxatives and viagra and then they will have poopboners
    n0cturni's Avatar
    August 2007
    4,442 Posts
    I'm not sure what I came here expecting you guys to post, but I can tell you I didn't expect to see a man crossdressing
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  11. Post #51
    Super Hoborator
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    May 2007
    6,831 Posts
    Oh god she looks like an Egyptian hooker by the end of the video
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  12. Post #52
    Am I Cool Yet?
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    August 2009
    1,288 Posts
    I can't listen to her without hearing the girl from the Awesome Noire short he did, that she did the voice for lol
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  13. Post #53
    I once watched a girl get eaten by a horse and it was bad
    Dead Madman's Avatar
    December 2008
    5,708 Posts
    Guys you are seriously so fucking mean about his girlfriend, who cares if she has the odd problem with her facial features, she seems like a lovely girl, and is in my opinion pretty attractive.

    Of course Facepunch are professionals at judging women, because y'know, everyone on facepunch has had plenty of girlfriends in their life time
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  14. Post #54
    DANCE YOU FOOLS
    LiquidNazgul's Avatar
    November 2007
    1,775 Posts
    Guys you are seriously so fucking mean about his girlfriend, who cares if she has the odd problem with her facial features, she seems like a lovely girl, and is in my opinion pretty attractive.

    Of course Facepunch are professionals at judging women, because y'know, everyone on facepunch has had plenty of girlfriends in their life time
    I honestly didn't blink twice at her facial features, nor would I call it an "odd problem".
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  15. Post #55
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    June 2009
    8,971 Posts
    There was like one guy laughing at her and you flooded the whole thread with "DONT YOU DARE BEING SO MEAN, FACEPUNCHERS"
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  16. Post #56
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    August 2009
    6,217 Posts
    Guys you are seriously so fucking mean about his girlfriend, who cares if she has the odd problem with her facial features, she seems like a lovely girl, and is in my opinion pretty attractive.

    Of course Facepunch are professionals at judging women, because y'know, everyone on facepunch has had plenty of girlfriends in their life time
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  17. Post #57
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    November 2007
    2,510 Posts
    I can't listen to her without hearing the girl from the Awesome Noire short he did, that she did the voice for lol
    Didn't she also voice act for Metal Gear Awesome?
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  18. Post #58
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    February 2012
    187 Posts
    Oh god its true.

  19. Post #59
    I make sexist and racist jokes all the time yet,i still support the feminist movement and the rights of blacks.
    znk666's Avatar
    July 2010
    5,535 Posts
    I have to admit her eyes just don't fit her at all.

  20. Post #60
    ...
    NateLB's Avatar
    March 2007
    3,678 Posts
    She just needs a hair style that covers her forehead.

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  21. Post #61
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    September 2010
    8,057 Posts
    No idea why everyone is like "oh my god you have too high standards do you have any respect for women?!?!". Her forehead looks strange because her hairline is too high. Period.
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  22. Post #62
    I once watched a girl get eaten by a horse and it was bad
    Dead Madman's Avatar
    December 2008
    5,708 Posts
    No idea why everyone is like "oh my god you have too high standards do you have any respect for women?!?!". Her forehead looks strange because her hairline is too high. Period.
    But is there any need to say something like that?

    There's no need to aimlessly insult people considering they've done nothing wrong, and judging by the video she's actually a sweet person.
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  23. Post #63
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    Dennab
    September 2007
    17,086 Posts
    But is there any need to say something like that?

    There's no need to aimlessly insult people considering they've done nothing wrong, and judging by the video she's actually a sweet person.
    its human nature to judge people by their looks
    get used 2 it
    is this danger close to biotruths? i hope not
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  24. Post #64
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    June 2008
    639 Posts
    Tiny little pooof c:
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  25. Post #65
    MAGIC MISSILE
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    June 2012
    77 Posts
    Probably because she doesn't look like this



    I'd fuck 'em.
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  26. Post #66
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    POLOPOZOZO's Avatar
    May 2006
    14,992 Posts
    Oh shit this thread is more of a hoot than the video

    I'd fuck 'em.
    Yes I too would fuck a drawing


    I am that lonely
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  27. Post #67
    Official Smiles.
    HazzaHardie's Avatar
    January 2010
    10,655 Posts
    Oh shit this thread is more of a hoot than the video



    Yes I too would fuck a drawing


    I am that lonely
    paper cuts on your dick
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  28. Post #68
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    POLOPOZOZO's Avatar
    May 2006
    14,992 Posts
    paper cuts on your dick
    oh baby it hurts so good~

  29. Post #69
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    October 2006
    6,994 Posts
    This is like a double insult. Calling him a white knight, and saying he has no game
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  30. Post #70
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    August 2005
    10,038 Posts
    I wish egoraptor would cut his hair. he looks like a manchild
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  31. Post #71
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    November 2007
    2,510 Posts
    I wish egoraptor would cut his hair. he looks like a manchild
    More like a golden goddess.
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  32. Post #72
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    Dennab
    September 2007
    17,086 Posts
    This is like a double insult. Calling him a white knight, and saying he has no game
    or calling him a fairly standard final-fantasy esque jrpg with no really distinguishing features

    a far worse fate, imo
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