[Sir Whoopsalot]

Van-man posted:

Well if she was real I'd say "see you after you get out of prison"

Not if we're in Spain or Germany!

[Psychopath12]

Van-man posted:

Well if she was real I'd say "see you after you get out of prison"

Why would she be going to prison?

[ShaunOfTheLive]

Sir Whoopsalot posted:

Not if we're in Spain or Germany!

14 used to be legal in Canada too, but now it's 16 :-(

[Desuh]

Sir Whoopsalot posted:

Not if we're in Spain or Germany!

If the polizei founds my drive full of drawn erotica I wonder if they will let it slide if I tell them that she is 1470 years old

[rampageturke 2]

think about the children your hurting posting these pictures

[Priori]

rampageturke 2 posted:

think about the children your hurting posting these pictures

I'm more worried about them hurting my wrist.

[Desuh]

rampageturke 2 posted:

think about the children your hurting posting these pictures

Imagine a lanky nerd being called scum and beaten up in prison by a guy who killed and hacked a man to death.

[Brickierhead]

hear at fasepunj we r all an human bengs and r deservd to drownload what we have an want

[dass]

The First 11'er posted:

you bet your ass they have half of japan at their fingers

Do they really need more of that?

[Ericson666]

Desuh posted:

If the polizei founds my drive full of drawn erotica I wonder if they will let it slide if I tell them that she is 1470 years old

Let's not start this

[Meller Yeller]

I'm clicking the install button and nothing's happening!

[Van-man]

Desuh posted:

Yeah since most of them have adult bodies.

Dwarfs & midgets.
The whole lot of 'em.

[koeniginator]

Van-man posted:

Dwarfs & midgets.
The whole lot of 'em.

The average female height in Japan is 5 feet 2 inches so yeah it's pretty accurate that they're short

it's also accurate that they're flat chested- japan's average cup size is an A-cup or less

and following the theory that averageness is one of the strongest indicator of physical attractiveness, it makes total sense that japs have the hots for chicks with seemingly-underaged/underdeveloped features and figures.



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[Ericson666]

koeniginator posted:

The average female height in Japan is 5 feet 2 inches so yeah it's pretty accurate that they're short

it's also accurate that they're flat chested- japan's average cup size is an A-cup or less

and following the theory that averageness is one of the strongest indicator of physical attractiveness, it makes total sense that japs have the hots for chicks with seemingly-underaged/underdeveloped features and figures.

A-cup or less?

Do they like... Curve inward?

[Profanwolf]

koeniginator posted:

The average female height in Japan is 5 feet 2 inches so yeah it's pretty accurate that they're short

it's also accurate that they're flat chested- japan's average cup size is an A-cup or less

and following the theory that averageness is one of the strongest indicator of physical attractiveness, it makes total sense that japs have the hots for chicks with seemingly-underaged/underdeveloped features and figures.

That target map has time and time again been debunked as wrong, lol implying the average in sweden is D cup or larger. I wish

[The mouse]

Reminded me of

[ShaunOfTheLive]

Ericson666 posted:

A-cup or less?

Do they like... Curve inward?

no, but there's AA and AAA like the batteries

like literally they're the size of those batteries

[koeniginator]

Profanwolf posted:

That target map has time and time again been debunked as wrong, lol implying the average in sweden is D cup or larger. I wish

First of all, that is a chart of fully-developed women, Mammary development stops later than most other human features and can change naturally with weight gain and hormonal fluctuations.
Secondly, D-cups might not be as big as you think they are. Breasts size can appear to be larger or smaller when you look at them (not measuring them), in the same way an optical illusion works.

[Profanwolf]

koeniginator posted:

First of all, that is a chart of fully-developed women, Mammary development stops later than most other human features and can change naturally with weight gain and hormonal fluctuations.
Secondly, D-cups might not be as big as you think they are. Breasts size can appear to be larger or smaller when you look at them (not measuring them), in the same way an optical illusion works.

That chart doesn't even have any cited sources, do you by any chance live in sweden?

[Sir Whoopsalot]

koeniginator posted:

The average female height in Japan is 5 feet 2 inches so yeah it's pretty accurate that they're short

Realizing that the average Japanese person roughly reaches my chest is funnier than it probably should be.

[Van-man]

koeniginator posted:

First of all, that is a chart of fully-developed women, Mammary development stops later than most other human features and can change naturally with weight gain and hormonal fluctuations.
Secondly, D-cups might not be as big as you think they are. Breasts size can appear to be larger or smaller when you look at them (not measuring them), in the same way an optical illusion works.

Hey babe, I like that optical illusion you've got going on :q:

[koeniginator]

Profanwolf posted:

That chart doesn't even have any cited sources, do you by any chance live in sweden?

No, I don't live in Sweden, but I just wanted to point out a few common assumptions.

[POLOPOZOZO]

Mr. Someguy posted:

hot

I mean lets be honest

the only reason I ever use this good for nothing tablet is browsing porn when I'm too lazy to walk down to the basement and jack off there

[ShaunOfTheLive]

koeniginator posted:

First of all, that is a chart of fully-developed women, Mammary development stops later than most other human features and can change naturally with weight gain and hormonal fluctuations.
Secondly, D-cups might not be as big as you think they are. Breasts size can appear to be larger or smaller when you look at them (not measuring them), in the same way an optical illusion works.

That's true; a lot of women wear bras that are too small because they think D-cup means "really really big"... and then the sides of their boobs get squished into their back. Lack of bra fitting is a serious epidemic.

(D cup just means that your full bust is 3 inches larger in diameter than your rib cage)

[AftermathV2]

girl should just stop wearing bras

and clothes

[Itachi_Crow]

AftermathV2 posted:

girl should just stop wearing bras

and clothes

[AftermathV2]

Itachi_Crow posted:

all ugly girls are banned

[Amaurus]

koeniginator posted:

The average female height in Japan is 5 feet 2 inches so yeah it's pretty accurate that they're short

it's also accurate that they're flat chested- japan's average cup size is an A-cup or less

That settles it; I shall move to Japan.

[Van-man]

AftermathV2 posted:

girl should just stop wearing bras

Saggy tits

AftermathV2 posted:

and clothes

Saggy tits stuck to a sick person.

Edited:

Amaurus posted:

That settles it; I shall move to Japan.

You won't be missed

[jiggu]

Would've worked on me.

[cdr248]

Why don't they use real tits?

[koeniginator]

cdr248 posted:

Why don't they use real tits?

Did you not notice that this is Japan we're talking about

Edited:

Because it is Japan, just FYI

[Daniel Smith]

It's strange how some people get turned on by cartoon tits. I tried hentai once but I couldn't get hard.

[xxncxx]

Daniel Smith posted:

It's strange how some people get turned on by cartoon tits. I tried hentai one but I couldn't get hard.

different strokes for different folks

[jordz]

...I almost downloaded this app yesterday.

[Ern]

Daniel Smith posted:

It's strange how some people get turned on by cartoon tits. I tried hentai one but I couldn't get hard.

It's quite the opposite for me.
Real women are icky

[jordz]

Ern posted:

It's quite the opposite for me.
Real women are icky

Says alot.

[Desuh]

Daniel Smith posted:

It's strange how some people get turned on by cartoon tits. I tried hentai one but I couldn't get hard.

Why not enjoy both?

[redshift2234]

Daniel Smith posted:

It's strange how some people get turned on by cartoon tits. I tried hentai one but I couldn't get hard.

You're going to get a lot of bizarre answers for this one. Personally I enjoy a good story to go with my porn sometimes.

[YourFriendJoe]

redshift2234 posted:

You're going to get a lot of bizarre answers for this one. Personally I enjoy a good story to go with my porn sometimes.

If I'm watching porn I mute it.

So goddamn annoying with all these dumb fake plots, nobody actually wants to hear all that.