1. Post #1
    I AM GOING TO FUCK UP YOUR WALLET SO BADLY YOU'LL BE FEELING IT FOR WEEKS
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    http://store.steampowered.com/news/8890/
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  2. Post #2
    [B][URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tacos"]Tacos![/URL][/B]
    Jurikuer's Avatar
    April 2008
    5,450 Posts
    I had the demo since yesterday, tried to buy the full version and this happened.

    53 million dollars? Totally worth it!
    ($1 = 80 MSPoints)
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  3. Post #3
    If someone calls you a whore, salute them!
    T-Sonar.0's Avatar
    July 2007
    13,864 Posts
    Hope it isn't a bad port.

    Edited:

    They need to port JSRF too.
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  4. Post #4
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    jordguitar's Avatar
    July 2007
    11,068 Posts
    oh childhood

  5. Post #5
    Frog Member
    C0linSSX's Avatar
    February 2008
    2,579 Posts
    I had the demo since yesterday, tried to buy the full version and this happened.
    https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.n...62723653_o.jpg
    53 million dollars? Totally worth it!
    ($1 = 80 MSPoints)
    I'd pay it assuming the port isn't shitty
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  6. Post #6
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    RedStar's Avatar
    March 2007
    7,121 Posts
    mother god damn holy fuck YES (all the music is still in, right?)
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  7. Post #7
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    Eric95's Avatar
    January 2009
    5,034 Posts
    Is this any good?

  8. Post #8
    Facepunch's Resident Game Center CX Expert
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    November 2010
    11,117 Posts
    Still have the original for the dreamcast
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  9. Post #9
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    jordguitar's Avatar
    July 2007
    11,068 Posts
    just tried it










    ITS A HORRIBLE PORT
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  10. Post #10
    [B][URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tacos"]Tacos![/URL][/B]
    Jurikuer's Avatar
    April 2008
    5,450 Posts
    Still have the original for the dreamcast
    I envy you...I wish I could find both it and a dreamcast. Would be awesome!

    Edited:

    just tried it










    ITS A HORRIBLE PORT
    Are you serious? The demo was just fine. Looked great. My only gripe would be the audio. Sounds like my speakers are eating themselves when D.J Prof K talks.
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  11. Post #11
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    February 2008
    2,579 Posts
    just tried it










    ITS A HORRIBLE PORT
    fuck
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  12. Post #12
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    July 2007
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    I envy you...I wish I could find both it and a dreamcast. Would be awesome!

    Edited:



    Are you serious? The demo was just fine. Looked great. My only gripe would be the audio. Sounds like my speakers are eating themselves when D.J Prof K talks.
    I am at 15 fps thus its horrible to play

    I can not get deeper into the settings menu
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  13. Post #13
    I am no one's bitch now! AHAHA!
    robotman5's Avatar
    October 2008
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    I am at 15 fps thus its horrible to play

    I can not get deeper into the settings menu
    i guess it's good that i didn't buy it yet..

  14. Post #14
    [B][URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tacos"]Tacos![/URL][/B]
    Jurikuer's Avatar
    April 2008
    5,450 Posts
    I am at 15 fps thus its horrible to play

    I can not get deeper into the settings menu
    On PC? I tried the Xbox demo. Ran fine for me.
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  15. Post #15
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    jordguitar's Avatar
    July 2007
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    On PC? I tried the Xbox demo. Ran fine for me.
    yes pc i dont have a 360

    if you are honestly trying to compare a console port to a pc port you seem to be having some logic problems
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  16. Post #16
    [B][URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tacos"]Tacos![/URL][/B]
    Jurikuer's Avatar
    April 2008
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    yes pc i dont have a 360
    Well you can't say it's a horrible port because of your system. I don't know your set up, but it's entirely possible your computer just doesn't like it. With that said however, it is also entirely possible that these guys didn't know what they were doing with the PC version in which case we can look forward to future patches that may fix it.
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  17. Post #17
    A true breast lover loves all breasts, regardless of the size.
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    May 2010
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    just tried it










    ITS A HORRIBLE PORT

    After buying the abysmal THPSHD port yesterday, this better not be true.
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  18. Post #18
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    jordguitar's Avatar
    July 2007
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    Well you can't say it's a horrible port because of your system. I don't know your set up, but it's entirely possible your computer just doesn't like it. With that said however, it is also entirely possible that these guys didn't know what they were doing with the PC version in which case we can look forward to future patches that may fix it.
    I am not the only one having FPS problems. I also can not control it with a gamepad even though it has the correct graphics indicating that it supports it.
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  19. Post #19
    [B][URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tacos"]Tacos![/URL][/B]
    Jurikuer's Avatar
    April 2008
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    if you are honestly trying to compare a console port to a pc port you seem to be having some logic problems
    It was a question to determine which version of the game you are playing so that I may understand the situation better. If it was on an Xbox or PS3 I would be concerned with the FPS issue as I have yet to experience it. But since it's on PC it is completely understandable as to why you claim it to be a horrible port. However, you should have stated it is a bad port and WHY. For example; "ITS A HORRIBLE PC PORT because I'm getting 15fps and horrible menu controls."

  20. Post #20
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    jordguitar's Avatar
    July 2007
    11,068 Posts
    When going into a pause menu, the enter key is escape and there is ZERO way to select any option that I can find. Also when you are within the pause menu the enter key no longer takes you out, escape does.

    I dont even know how to control the damn game because it continues to prompt me with 360 controls.

  21. Post #21
    [B][URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tacos"]Tacos![/URL][/B]
    Jurikuer's Avatar
    April 2008
    5,450 Posts
    When going into a pause menu, the enter key is escape and there is ZERO way to select any option that I can find. Also when you are within the pause menu the enter key no longer takes you out, escape does.

    I dont even know how to control the damn game because it continues to prompt me with 360 controls.
    I'm sorry that PC got shafted, and I can't say the Xbox doesn't have issues. I've only tried the demo, nothing else as of yet. By the sounds of it though THPS got the worst port. Watching TB right now and he doesn't like anything and the PC version got shafted BIG time. Less features, barely passable "hd" textures and no multiplayer.

    For JSR the only thing I know of is that 30% of the original soundtrack is missing because the bands don't exist anymore or something.
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  22. Post #22
    macotaco's Avatar
    May 2011
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    OK i'm playing the pc version and i'm having no problems at all, framerate is fine and my controller works.
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  23. Post #23
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    March 2011
    8,735 Posts
    I just bought it. Steam is an asshole for having the game avaliable before they announced it.

    But on my PC it works just fine. Its a good port, I don't know if they got the last missing song but all if not most of the music is there. I'm using Xpadder to convert the keyboard controls to gamepad controls and it's fine. I've been to the Pause menu a couple of times and it worked fine too.

    Oh man, I love this game

  24. Post #24
    Certified Witch - Cutie Department
    Wii60's Avatar
    April 2007
    14,088 Posts
    My framerate is fine


    the problem is the game runs slowly like in slow motion. there is no sync option.


    hope theres a fix soon.
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  25. Post #25
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    May 2011
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    I am a master artist
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  26. Post #26
    Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
    TacticalBacon's Avatar
    November 2010
    4,232 Posts
    It's working fine for me, and my computer's a prebuilt piece of shit with an i3 and no graphics card. Odd.
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  27. Post #27
    it's pronounced camel
    Cam00's Avatar
    May 2010
    3,348 Posts
    The game works perfectly for me. I hope they remake JSRF in HD too; it's one of my favorite games.
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  28. Post #28
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    jaybuz's Avatar
    May 2006
    5,516 Posts
    I hope they release this on Android.

  29. Post #29
    Into The Lasagnaverse
    brickbox's Avatar
    October 2008
    1,589 Posts
    Is this worth the buy? I have always enjoyed this game but I really don't
    want to waste my money if the PC version is a crappy port

  30. Post #30
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    D3TBS's Avatar
    March 2011
    8,735 Posts
    I hope they release this on Android.
    I think they will, but you'll have to wait a month

    Edited:

    So I got the Rival Challenge thing from Yo-Yo, after that level with the Noise Tanks, and guess what

    He says "Yo!" in Tab's voice

    Awful remake 0/10 would not play again

  31. Post #31
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    legolover122's Avatar
    June 2010
    14,649 Posts
    *Goes in game*
    *Goes into tutorial*
    *Sees 360 controller button prompts*

    Oooooh nooooooo.
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  32. Post #32
    it's pronounced camel
    Cam00's Avatar
    May 2010
    3,348 Posts
    Is this worth the buy? I have always enjoyed this game but I really don't
    want to waste my money if the PC version is a crappy port
    I don't have a problem with it. I use a controller though, so I can't vouch for keyboard+mouse users. In terms of performance it runs well.

  33. Post #33
    Sliquid's Avatar
    September 2012
    6 Posts
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    The game runs fine for me though it's capped at 31 FPS. My gamecube controller to USB thing seemed to work fine with the game by default somehow.

  34. Post #34
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    March 2011
    8,735 Posts
    *Goes in game*
    *Goes into tutorial*
    *Sees 360 controller button prompts*

    Oooooh nooooooo.
    I don't know how you people miss the key-config screen

    It says "Jump - Z or whatever", all you gotta do is set it up

  35. Post #35
    If someone calls you a whore, salute them!
    T-Sonar.0's Avatar
    July 2007
    13,864 Posts
    I don't know how you people miss the key-config screen

    It says "Jump - Z or whatever", all you gotta do is set it up
    That's still incredibly lazy.

  36. Post #36
    Philly c's Avatar
    February 2008
    561 Posts
    That settings menu when you start it up is pretty jank, and I had no idea about the key controls because I use a controller, but as far as i'm concerned it works fine, exactly as it is on the dreamcast.

    They better fucking do JSRF now.

  37. Post #37
    zombays's Avatar
    October 2010
    2,112 Posts
    Man, I only played JSRF, and that was because it came with my original Xbox back when it first came out. It was that and some silly racing game. But man, did I love JSRF. Can't wait till they port that too. Hopefully, it won't be shit.
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  38. Post #38
    [B][URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tacos"]Tacos![/URL][/B]
    Jurikuer's Avatar
    April 2008
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    Man, I only played JSRF, and that was because it came with my original Xbox back when it first came out. It was that and some silly racing game. But man, did I love JSRF. Can't wait till they port that too. Hopefully, it won't be shit.
    Sega GT 2002. Great game, not silly. Totally game of the year all years. Except for JSRF, that game is Game of all worlds all universes.

  39. Post #39
    Fuck Arnold Palmer
    TomZa's Avatar
    April 2011
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    Sega GT 2002. Great game, not silly. Totally game of the year all years. Except for JSRF, that game is Game of all worlds all universes.
    I never even touched Sega GT, I only played JSRF
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  40. Post #40
    Gotta say that after that horribad terrible piece of shit THPSHD this is a breath of fresh air. Runs perfectly at max AA on my terrible 9400GT/dualcore 3ghz machine, and it's one of the prettiest games I've seen in a WHILE. It looks, sounds and plays great.