1. Post #401
    Dennab
    December 2009
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    I have a feeling donks are going to beat the ricers so bad it could be classified as statutory rape.
    I was thinking the same thing too, so that's why I restricted frame reinforcements.
    If you've never tuned an old American car, let me tell you that getting a rollcage in the car is a must if you want it to handle well.


    Still, I'm planning on running some times with my own cars to get an idea of which is faster.
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  2. Post #402
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    February 2005
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    I was thinking the same thing too, so that's why I restricted frame reinforcements.
    If you've never tuned an old American car, let me tell you that getting a rollcage in the car is a must if you want it to handle well.


    Still, I'm planning on running some times with my own cars to get an idea of which is faster.
    Driving an old American car without a rollcage is like driving a lump of wet spaghetti with wheels.
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  3. Post #403
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    October 2010
    9,779 Posts
    I think you might be surprised.

    Edited:

    damn it
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  4. Post #404
    Glod Menber
    Maximum Mod's Avatar
    June 2008
    4,505 Posts


    Photographing in FH is fun
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  5. Post #405
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    December 2005
    3,413 Posts
    I have some new pics aswell!

    This is my album
    http://forzamotorsport.net/en-US/Gal...spx?gt=sepic90

    Raging bull!




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  6. Post #406
    AJA
    RobyYe's Avatar
    September 2011
    3,262 Posts
    Test drove my Mustang yesterday. It drives like ass. My God, and I haven't even tested my other donk car nor my ricer pieces of shits.
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  7. Post #407
    imnotBPX's Avatar
    January 2008
    708 Posts
    Where can I download my uploaded screenshots from Forza Horizon?

    NVM: Its the My Forza thing, here have a pic!
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  8. Post #408
    Dennab
    December 2009
    1,739 Posts
    I'm telling you guys, Renault 5 + Rally di Positano = tonsOfun



    Hitler Dew is the next Gulf Oil of motorsports.



    By the way, who here actually plans to attend the donks vs ricers race? It seems like most people are more interested in Horizon at this point.
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  9. Post #409
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    February 2005
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    I'll try to come to the race.
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  10. Post #410
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    May 2006
    2,445 Posts
    I made a reward car for a future FP race.

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  11. Post #411
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    December 2005
    4,085 Posts
    I want to play but I'm free only on Mondays and Sundays because of work

    Edited:

    actually I can play on other days too as long as it's after 8:30 pm central time
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  12. Post #412
    thattaco's Avatar
    November 2010
    881 Posts
    I'm free Sunday tuesday (eve) Wednesday and Thursday
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  13. Post #413
    Dennab
    December 2009
    1,739 Posts
    Ok, so here is my donk (which looks like a lowrider because the mushy suspension is compressed to its limit):


    ...and here is my ricer:



    After doing a little testing, I've found that the two are about even in performance, with the donk being the best on Sebring and the ricer on Tsukuba. These races ought to be interesting.

    So far, the best day to do this seems to be a Sunday. I'd do it this upcoming Sunday, but due to the fact that I don't know if I'm gonna be doing stuff with my real car then, I can't say for sure. That, and it seems a bit soon. Some people may not have gotten a good chance to work on their cars let.
    Either way, let me know and I'll see what I can work out.
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  14. Post #414
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    November 2010
    881 Posts
    Donk should have hard tall suspension. Never seen a stock height or lowered donk.
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  15. Post #415
    Dennab
    December 2009
    1,739 Posts
    Donk should have hard tall suspension. Never seen a stock height or lowered donk.
    http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/cto/3351770068.html
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  16. Post #416
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    January 2011
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    Donks are high and fly, I don't care what anyone says











    Just because that guy built his donk wrong doesn't make it the standard for donks.

    Donks are NOT lowriders.
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  17. Post #417
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    December 2005
    4,085 Posts
    I don't think you can make a car any higher than stock in forza which is a shame

    also forza only lets you do -5 degrees camber



    get on this level
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  18. Post #418
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    July 2007
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    needs offset.
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  19. Post #419
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    February 2005
    4,407 Posts
    I don't think you can make a car any higher than stock in forza which is a shame

    also forza only lets you do -5 degrees camber



    get on this level
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  20. Post #420
    Gold Member
    Jaehead's Avatar
    December 2005
    4,085 Posts
    omg
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  21. Post #421
    The 5degree camber on my ricer Civic is nowhere near noticeable.
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  22. Post #422
    Dennab
    December 2009
    1,739 Posts
    The 5degree camber on my ricer Civic is nowhere near noticeable.
    It is when you try to drive it.


    Also, I don't think I'm gonna make a height required ment for the donks, the balance seems to be pretty good as-is.
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  23. Post #423
    Dennab
    December 2009
    1,739 Posts
    Edit:
    Fuck nice automerge.

    Chris and I found out that the donks have another use aside from this event.

    Harassing tryhard Elisefags.


    I'm in the El Camino, and Chris has the Ferd.



    He's trying to ram me (laughingwhores.jpg)




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  24. Post #424
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    opaali's Avatar
    December 2009
    2,431 Posts
    hey thats me
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  25. Post #425
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    May 2009
    5,955 Posts
    Just bought Horizon Limited Edition. It doesn't feel like a Forza game, more like Need For Speed...
    I feel like I should have got Forza 4...
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  26. Post #426
    thattaco's Avatar
    November 2010
    881 Posts
    my donk?
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  27. Post #427
    Dennab
    December 2009
    1,739 Posts
    So guys, I just added three identical Mr Sparkle Rams to the garage.

    This is a very good time to go out in fleets of Rams and drive like assholes.

    I need to fix the paint scheme. It's on my todo list.
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  28. Post #428
    ''just wondering''
    Keegs's Avatar
    December 2008
    2,834 Posts
    Hey guys, little help.

    Just bought an Xbox and started Forza 4 up, when I click on Storefront I get a message
    "This feature is blocked per your Xbox LIVE parental control settings"
    The parental settings were turned off and so I went back in turned it on and changed the settings to allow/all games/etc but I still can't access the storefront.

    Edited:

    Nevermind, just changed my settings to 'Adult' from the Custom settings it was on in Privacy.
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  29. Post #429
    Dennab
    December 2009
    1,739 Posts
    Ok guys, it's time for...


    The first race with the three of us was Indy, and boy was that something.

    Shamw0w and MC started on pole, so they just sorta took off.
    I, on the other hand, had a cloud of ricers and murrica to get passed.


    He's not about to do what I think he's about to do, right?


    >public lobbies


    That's ok, we're a team. Team RamSparkle can still win this.


    All I gotta do to catch up is wait for the stooges in front of me to crash themselves.


    Meanwhile, Shamw0w battled for 2nd with a ricer.


    You guys aren't exactly making this hard...


    Shamw0w's ricer nemesis wouldn't back down so easily, though.


    That was, until he decided to drive like a typical ricer and cut the track off.
    Thankfully for us, there was a massive slow-zone there.


    And that's that; in our first race together, we swept the podium.

    tl;dr - Great Success!

       Ok, there was one race before this on Sedona. Shomw0w got d/c'd and it was just MC and I; we finished 2nd and 1st respectively.   

    Edit:
    Here's a vidya that Shamw0w rendered of us two races later. We fucked this up pretty badly, as Suzuka is not big enough to fit three multicolor Rams.
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  30. Post #430

    November 2012
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    That stupid ricer was invisible on my screen too, which made it 10x more fun.
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  31. Post #431
    PERKELE
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    May 2009
    5,955 Posts

    I have thecar
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  32. Post #432
    imnotBPX's Avatar
    January 2008
    708 Posts
    ~lrn2driv~
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  33. Post #433
    Dennab
    December 2009
    1,739 Posts
    MC, I'm still waiting for those photos.

    Also, I'm thinking Donks vs. Ricers will be this Sunday
    Here are the rules again:

    Donks vs Ricers
    Description: The competirtors will be split into two teams. One team will use donks, the other will use ricers. The teams will be switched/randomized for every new track.
    Date: Sunday
    Time: TBA (7pm EST?)
    Tracks:
    Sebring Short
    Tsukuba Circuit Full
    Mugello Short
    Rules:
    B-Class cars only
    everyone must built at least one ricer and one donk (see restrictions below)
    Donk Rules:
    car must be in the donk car list (see below)
    car must have rims from Lexani, Dub, or Lowenhart
    rims must be biggest size possible (lowest tire profile possible)
    no chassis reinforcements
    no weight reduction
    no race aero
    no engine, aspiration, or drivetrain swaps (because donks are for poor people who can't afford that shit)
    Ricer Rules:
    car must be in the ricer car list (see below)
    car must have race suspension
    if aftermarket bumpers are available for the car, it must have them
    no race front bumper, but race spoiler is allowed (because park benches are tyte as fuk yo)
    no displacement upgrades (who needs torque when you have swag?)
    no engine, aspiration, or drivetrain swaps (because ricers are for poor people who can't afford that shit)
    car must be h3114f1u$h (tuning setup must have the highest level of negative camber possible and the lowest possible ride height)
    Donk Car List:
    1987 Buick Regal GNX
    1959 Cadillac Eldorado Biarritz Converttible
    1979 Chevy Camaro Z28
    1957 Chevy Bel Air
    1996 Chevy Impala SS
    1970 Chevy El Camino SS 454
    1966 Chevy Nova SS
    1970 Chevy Chevelle SS-454
    1964 Chevy Impala SS 409
    1969 Chevy Nova SS 396
    1967 Chevy Chevelle SS-396
    2008 Chrysler 300C SRT-8
    1969 Dodge Charger R/T
    1970 Dodge Challenger R/T
    1967 Dodge Coronet W023
    1968 Dodge Dart HEMI Super Stock
    1966 Ford Country Squire
    1973 Ford XB Falcon GT
    1970 Ford Mustang Boss 429
    1971 Ford Mustang Mach 1
    1964 Ford Fairlane Thunderbolt
    1962 Lincoln Continental
    1977 Pontiac Firebird Trans Am
    1965 Pontiac GTO
    Ricer Car List:
    2002 Acura RSX Type-S
    2001 Acura Integra Type-R
    1998 Eagle Talon TSi Turbo
    2009 Honda Fit Sport
    1994 Honda Civic 1.5 VTi
    1999 Honda Civic Si Coupe
    1995 Honda CR-X Del Sol SiR
    1991 Honda CR-X SiR
    2000 Honda Prelude SiR
    1997 Honda Civic Type R
    2000 Honda Integra Type-R
    2003 Mitsubishi Eclipse GTS
    2006 Mitsubishi Eclipse GT
    1995 Mitsubishi Eclipse GSX
    2003 Toyota Celica SS-I
    1994 Toyota Celica GT-Four ST205
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  34. Post #434
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    February 2005
    4,407 Posts
    Add the Hyundai Tiburon to the Ricer list.

    Edited:

    And the Dodge Neon. I see more Neons riced up than I do Civics.
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  35. Post #435
    Cars, Dragons and Dildos. ~oh my~
    MC DGNF H2's Avatar
    September 2008
    256 Posts
    For our final race we raced on Suzuka West.


    Me, Super, and Shamwow quickly took to the front of the pack along with a DLC porsche.



    We all quickly decided the porsche didn't need to be there, so with a little bumping we quickly took care of that problem.


    We quickly made a rolling road block, taking care of most of the ricers that wanted through.


    It worked out better then expected.


    Some guy in a VW wanted through, needless to say we didn't allow that.


    Shamwowguy promptly took care of anyone else who tried to get ahead.


    At the end of lap 1 our places were me in first, Super in third, and Sham in Fifth.


    I proceeded to take the turn wide, letting that AMC pull ahead.


    Then I accidentally clipped him in a turn, letting Super take the lead.


    Super didn't have the lead very long, letting the AMC guy pull back into first.


    The AMC guy took first, Super took second, I took third, and Sham took Fifth.
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  36. Post #436
    Dennab
    December 2009
    1,739 Posts
    Speaking of Rams, the Mr Sparkle Eco Blend Ram is officially finished:
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  37. Post #437
    AJA
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    September 2011
    3,262 Posts
    Could be fun when hitting little nissan leaf's or prius' or whatever the fuck more Forza has with hybrid cars. Kinda ironic too I guess
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  38. Post #438
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    August 2005
    6,648 Posts
    Hey guys, thought I'd let you know that Walmart is gonna have Forza Horizon for $15 for black friday. Well, it's gonna be on sale from I believe 8-10 PM on Thursday, but whatever.
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  39. Post #439
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    May 2009
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    Should I get Forza Motorsport 4 for €27?
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  40. Post #440
    Dennab
    December 2009
    1,739 Posts


    >ok time to finish Mr Sparkle Citrus Scent
    >track stops rendering
    >hit quit
    >your game is now frozen

    >that's enough Forza for tonight...

    I suppose I'll do that later.


    One more thing - I haven't gotten any feedback on the Donks vs Ricers race date.
    How many people plan to attend this, and is the date any good?
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