1. Post #1
    Project Lead, Internet Explorer for Linux
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    Before you ask questions here LOOK AT THIS THREAD HERE!
    Keep your Speedtest shit [HERE!]


    (latin_geek is RUDE)

    [release] RULES by daijitsu
    I'm going to say this, and no one's going to listen. This thread is about people who think or act like they're tech savvy, and fail miserably. This could be smug kids saying their macbook could run Crysis on decent settings to garner attention, teachers at school spouting out things that make no sense and trying to get away with the "I'm the teacher, I'm right" excuse, or the usual haberdashery and whatnot.


    Posts everyone is sick of:

    Laughing at normal people instead of actual tech-illiterate asshats:
    "My friend said he has 1 terabyte of ram lolol"
    "Someone said their 8800 video card is better than my 220GT turbo-derp, what a retard"

    stupid, repetitive, or extremely damaging pranks:
    "I unplugged my friend's mouse at school and they had to call over a teacher, I'm so cool"
    "I told my friend to delete system32 and he did lmfao"
    Daijitsu posted:
    shadowsniper873 posted:
    Okay my turn. The idiot for our school's IT "department" (as they like to call it) gave me an admin account on the school network,(because he is retarded and thinks I wont notice) so I decide to fuck up everyone's files. Since everyone's files show up on the network drive, I delete everything from the word documents and copy and paste "I am a cock sucking fag!" and made every shortcut to a webpage "Rick Rolls" (since we are working on HTML there were about 5 on each account) and I delete all the files on the teachers account and replaced it with porn. So after i do all that shit we couldn't use any computers because "A virus got into the system and now we have to format them" (they format the computers every few weeks)
    And now every student who's files you just destroyed has to re-do their homework IF they have the time, possibly losing valuable information and weeks worth of hard time and effort. Teachers often ignore computer failure and file deletion as 'avoidable' and say you should have backed up your files and it's your own fault for losing it.

    Now we have several students with otherwise good grades getting a massive dent in their records, losing several points on their GPA, potentially losing just enough (depending on the scale of the project you just fucked up 'for the lulz') to be denied future admissions to colleges, universities, jobs, and other high-profile opportunities that required him to get an A in a specialty class, but their final project worth that wonderful 10 to 20% of their final grade just got replaced with the text "I am a cock sucking fag!" and they e-mailed it out to their teacher without looking for such a freak change in their past two months' worth of work.

    Their teacher, outraged by the 'obvious' act of defiance, fails them not only for the paper, but potentially marks them down even further, giving detention or suspending, or outright planting a 0 on their final grade.


    but hey, at least you got a few rickrolls in, right?
    Blind hatred or fanboyism:
    People who say Macs suck are stupid and wrong
    People who say PCs suck are stupid and wrong
    "Macfags suck because apple sucks and they think they're better rage rage rage."
    "PC sucks cuz Mac is better."

    Remember, tech illiterates ACT like they know things, but don't.

    It's fun when they actually follow their own advice on tech when they have NO clue what they're doing, like the one guy who said "My keyboard broke, so we bought a new computer because it was easier", or just general idiocy, like the one 8.5 minute rant that, in short, was "PC cost too much for gaming, spend the money on consoles and TVs because I don't want to be locked away in a room, so buy a mac. OSX MOTHAFUCKAAA"

    He actually peaced-out with "OSX." *gangsta-face*[/release]

    [release]A simple guide to posting in CIPWTTKT&GC, by horsedrowner.

    1. Does the content you want to post show computer illiteracy?
    2. Is the content you want to post related to the topic at hand?
    3. Do you want to start a new discussion, and is that discussion in some way related to Hardware & Software?

    If you answered "yes" to one or more of the above questions, then go ahead and post.
    If you answered "no" to all of the above questions, or if the content you want to post is against the rules, don't post.[/release]


    [release] RULES BY WINGLESS
    NO FUCKING SPEEDTEST/SPECCY/HARD DRIVE SHIT HERE!
    Seriously guys, It's getting old, We have many threads for these no more of this fucking bullshit.
    Your speed test shit goes [HERE!] and your question shit goes HERE! the rest of the shit you can find yourself, here use this handy search link [HERE]
    NO THREAD STEALING (:airquotes:)
    If a thread title, creator or banner has been agreed on, don't be a dick. Don't fuck it over with your own shit because it just pisses the users off and we have enough of that already, We've had far too many fucked over threads. If by chance you have done this, you are OBLIGED to fix it.[/release]




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  2. Post #2
    kill yourself
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    hello i used my computer's cup holder for my coffee and now it won't turn on please help
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    hello i used my computer's cup holder for my coffee and now it won't turn on please help
    did you unplug everything and then plugged it back in
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  4. Post #4
    Project Lead, Internet Explorer for Linux
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    Maybe it has a caffeine headache
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  5. Post #5
    kill yourself
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    did you unplug everything and then plugged it back in
    yes I took the little metal square out and tried to connect battery to it to make sure it turned on but it ended up scratching me and now the computer thinks it has cigarettes and smokes XD
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  6. Post #6
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    yes I took the little metal square out and tried to connect battery to it to make sure it turned on but it ended up scratching me and now the computer thinks it has cigarettes and smokes XD
    if it's something that isn't a Thinkpad let it die of cancer
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  7. Post #7
    kill yourself
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    it's not a pad and it certainly doesn't think!!!!!!
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  8. Post #8
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    Then let it die of cancer.
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  9. Post #9
    I despise that ASCII one
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  10. Post #10
    kill yourself
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    and then the computer grew a pentium II and later explode

    the end
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  11. Post #11
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    Welcome.... to the future
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  12. Post #12
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    I am page 1.
    Also, it seems like we went through the cipwicket really fast.
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  13. Post #13
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    I am page 1.
    Also, it seems like we went through the cipwicket really fast.
    It lasted for a few months, by the way.
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  14. Post #14
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    Yeah, it started in June. ~~But it feels like just yesterday~~~
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  15. Post #15
    Project Lead, Internet Explorer for Linux
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    felt like a long time to me

    a good time but a long time
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  16. Post #16
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    Danm, last thread was great while it lasted. (I am more of a reader than a poster)
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    Tasty, juicy and delicious new thread.
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  18. Post #18
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    I am page 1.
    We are the 1%.

    EDIT:

    New thread smell
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  19. Post #19
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    Why the hell haven't I been a part of the Steam group yet?
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  20. Post #20
    lavacano that logo isn't there to stay on the middle of the page
    put it up on the OP or I'll shank you with a sharpened RAM stick
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  21. Post #21
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    More like .01% (yes i did math but it was horrible and i don't care)

    uh oh
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  22. Post #22
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    It took you 8 minutes to do the math?
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  23. Post #23
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    I can't imagine these things come easy to Dusty
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  24. Post #24
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    I'm not stalking the thread.
    I looked and was like, "um, wait fuck half of half+half minus...)
    aka fuck decimals.
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  25. Post #25
    PLUNGER BUTT
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    Why do i always have intestine problems when there's a new thread.
    I have diarrhea again...
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  26. Post #26
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    So glad you shared that. Keep the lubed up plunger pics to yourself this time.
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  27. Post #27
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    make a new cipwttkt
    torture forever
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  28. Post #28
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    Maybe there are other people with the same condition, we could make our own army.
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  29. Post #29
    SirCrest Sexual Enthusiast
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    Oh god no, thinkpads.
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  30. Post #30
    Mr Jazz
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    January 2009
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    oh boy

    there's a new HAF X case



    Linus posted this on his twitter today
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    SirCrest Sexual Enthusiast
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    oh boy

    there's a new HAF X case



    Linus posted this on his twitter today
    Oh boy, even more ugly.
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  32. Post #32
    Mr Jazz
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    I like the HAF series :(
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  33. Post #33
    SirCrest Sexual Enthusiast
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    I like the HAF series :(
    They work well but if it's anything like the XM was...
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  34. Post #34
    Mr Jazz
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    I've seen the windowed version in person, it isn't half bad.
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  35. Post #35
    POLITICAN
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    best case hands down

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  36. Post #36
    Mr Jazz
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    I want to get a HAF 932, windowed version, for my HAF X but Cooler Master has officially discontinued the the older HAFs (912, 922, and 932) according to a rep I talked to the other day.

    So now I have no idea where to get one.
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    POLITICAN
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    should join you guys, just tried to forgot username/password and it says my account doesn't exist. Then just checked my wurm online group and everyones account in that group is gone. Guess they did a wipe.
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    PLUNGER BUTT
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