Dear lord the teams are absolutely horrible tonight.
You know they're bad when a Chaffee gets more exp and kills than the majority of the team in a tier 9 match.
Hey, I remember that ad!
Hey guys I think it might be an SK-105.
If you see a dipshit motherfucker in battle by the name of "teamamarica1776", by all means let him know how absolutely fucking retarded this kid is. Driving along in in my T2 LT when he just shoots me straight up in the rear for no particular reason in his M3 Stuart. Thats fine, thats cool, until he does it again. Then he pretends nothing happens and I go over and unload my magazine into his ass and he goes into full berserk angry child mode.
Holy shit people in this game are goddamned walking stereotypes figuratively and literally almost.
He replied to me by sending me a PM on the fucking WoT FORUMS which reads as follows:
Ok so, what the fuck is a duky? I also didn't actually kill him, he killed me after I shot back. WOW! Someone you teamkill shoots back at you, better go apeshit because you never thought that would happen!
Just bought a VK3002(DB).
Hope this thing plays like a PzIII/IV
A question, After the KV which line should i take? The IS8 or IS4?
Once again I got into a team full of insta dying retards that left me alone with 6 enemies. Luckily I was in the Skoda which just doesn't give a fuck and proceeds to kill everything anyway.
Kolobanov for standing alone against 5 or more enemies and winning, and Radley-Walters for getting 9 kills.
Last tank they had was a M5 stuart who couldnt damage me. I played around with him for a bit without shooting before I rammed him into oblivion.
If you want to be more agile but have lighter armor then go with IS-7 line.
Just had a brotank moment.
Was in my Vk3002db, pinned down by a tiger P.
VK3601 comes barreling around a corner and begins shelling the Tiger from behind.
We both finish him off.
7 kills in my T28 and wrecked all but two other enemy tank for at least half their hp.
we still lost
World of shit teams is right
Some ass pushed me out of a bush so he could sit in it, so I turned around and 1shotted him to shit with my beautiful 152.
I think he likes me.
I just met a retard in an IS 3 who said german heavys are op and should get nerfed.
EDIT:And he was serious. No kidding
Fail panzer is silently waiting to jump on his prey.
This game gets me so fucking angry some times
Gold ammo in a nutshell
In the end, it comes down the play style. If you like being a medium heavy with slopes and spaced armor that dings crazy stuff, then go down the IS-7 line; if you like having loads of armor but going slow, go the IS-4 line. Although, I can't comment on the play style of an ST-1 as I haven't gotten one yet.
What the shit, im earning under 100xp for every match since i got home :c
Oh fuck this im done for the day.
I'm wot it's going okay then all the sudden JP E-100 team mate pushes me in front of another JP E-100 with his big ass tank friends holds me there I die instantly proceeds to back up and not do shit not to mention we lose.
Sorry that I'm going on about this but I'm just can't get over the fact that people think the FV215b is not going to be used or is overpowered.
To put this into perspective, lets pit a T110 against a FV215b. With good players in mind, at most they will be bouncing or 0 criting the FV215b one in six shots, and just for arguments sake, the T110's never bounce and neither will miss.
DPM of T110 2400
DPM of Fv215b 3200-((1/6)*8)400=2666.67
One Fv215b would be able to take out a T110 in (based on constant damage) 54 seconds.
However, a T110 would take 65 seconds to take out a FV215b.
Now keep in mind that this is without rammers, a piece of equipment which benifits the FV215b more. Working with hose stats.
DPM of T110 2640
DPM of FV215b 3520-(3520*((1/6)*8*400)/3200)=2933.33
So in short, assuming one shot from the FV215b bounces, with no misses for either side, a FV215b with a rammer can take out a T110 10 seconds faster than the T110 could kill it. It is worth mentioning that with a rammer, the FV215b can get off nearly two shots (13.63) in the time difference.
I'm not even going to bother looking at other tanks, or even look at gold ammo.
Actually scratch that, lets look at the Maus.
DPM of maus 1974.7
DPM of FV215b 3200-((1/6)*8)400=2666.67 (assuming one bounces)
DPM of FV215b 3200-((2/6)*8)400=2133.33 (assuming two bounces)
Now the Maus actually does emerge victorious, but only when the FV215b bounces 1/3 of it's shots, and the maus none.
However with rammers
DPM of maus 2172.17
DPM of FV215b 3520-(3520*((1/6)*8*400)/3200)=2933.33 (one bounce per six)
DPM of FV215b 3520-(3520*((2/6)*8*400)/3200)=2346.66 (one bounce per three)
The advantage is still there, but slight (less than 5 seconds) and still assumes that the Maus never misses or bounces.
TL:DR the FV215b will basically be able to rush anything and emerge victorious. It's to the point where a team mounting 15 of them will be able to rush and, as long as the majority of members are always engaged with a target and they only bounce 1-1.5 in six shots, it will be theoretically impossible for them lose (outside of losing the cap).
Also, fun fact: the FV215b in its current form has more DPM than the DPM TD's (the object 268 and 263) by 200.
And that is why the FV215b is broken as fuck.
Tier 5 matches though you will pretty much murder everything except kv1 and churchills, those are the only targets where you can only pen in very few places.
And bonus points for drifting everywhere.
From the WOT "Inside the Hatch" thing.
Shame, they were really interesting but it's only obvious that a large portion of the userbase doesn't give a damn about the actual tanks.