1. Post #1
    Elcard100's Avatar
    June 2013
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    A man fleeing a police checkpoint in Mato Grosso do Sul (Midwest), crashed his car and was crushed against the steering wheel half a ton of marijuana that had been inside, local media reported Sunday.

    The individual was in Mato Grosso do Sul to Sao Paulo (southeast), and accelerated when he saw the police line, being chased by about five miles.
    http://www.allvoices.com/contributed...n-of-marijuana
    http://www.cronica.com.ar/diario/201...marihuana.html
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  2. Post #2
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    puns
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  3. Post #3
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    October 2005
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    And people say weed is harmless.
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  4. Post #4
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    July 2006
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    That's an ungodly amound of tree, holy shit
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  5. Post #5
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    Dennab
    June 2009
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    I'm telling you guys, MJ is some heavy shit guys, don't do it
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  6. Post #6
    GOD FUCKING DAMNIT
    KILLTHIS's Avatar
    September 2005
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    Stoned
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  7. Post #7
    I like to constantly remind everyone that I do illegal drugs. I squeeze it into all posts.
    Dennab
    October 2006
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    Now he is really in the clouds
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  8. Post #8
    I LOVE MY CHINESE COMPUTER PARTS
    Dennab
    December 2010
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    Marijuana KILLS
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  9. Post #9
    autodesknoob's Avatar
    January 2010
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    man, mj really gets you

  10. Post #10
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    August 2006
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    Did that guy just pile half a ton of Marijuana bricks in his car in plain site?
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  11. Post #11
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    February 2010
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    Sounds like he was killed by blunt force impact.
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    Sounds like he was killed by blunt force impact.
    everyone go home
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    not even once
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  14. Post #14
    stop post
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  15. Post #15
    Hearts
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    July 2007
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    Matchbox needs to make a Hotbox line of toy cars featuring stoner, drug dealer, and pimp cars.
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  16. Post #16
    :3 FURRY ELITIST PRIDE :3
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    January 2011
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    my friend told me to do the crush method, too

    after this i'm injecting my weed

    Edited:

    7 bongs worth, in fact
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    I don't think he got the concept of hotboxing
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  18. Post #18
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    October 2009
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    see, pot CAN kill you if you have too much of it!

    Edited:

    twas not the tar that killed his lungs, but the tar that crushed them
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  19. Post #19
    "For I have dined on honey dew..."
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    May 2010
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    He became something he loved, a pot.
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    I LOVE MY CHINESE COMPUTER PARTS
    Dennab
    December 2010
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    He became something he loved, a pot.
    That's just flat out not funny.
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    Dennab
    August 2012
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    not even ounce
    fixed
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    Proudly supporting the JIDF
    Dennab
    July 2010
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    Driver sounds like a dope if he thought he would get away with something like that.
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  23. Post #23
    Kiss me, I'm Irish
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    September 2006
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    All that weed would've added up to quite a long time in the joint.
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    August 2010
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    A half ton of weed? And he was carrying that in his car?

    What makes you think that's a good idea?
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    This is why you always arrest any heavy cargo in your car.

    A lesson in Physics.
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  26. Post #26
    White Fusion will love him forever and ever~
    Rents's Avatar
    January 2012
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    A half ton of weed? And he was carrying that in his car?

    What makes you think that's a good idea?
    I don't think that'd even fit in my car.
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  27. Post #27
    Click here for instant Gumby.
    Deiru's Avatar
    November 2010
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    A half ton of weed? And he was carrying that in his car?

    What makes you think that's a good idea?
    The other half
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  28. Post #28
    White Fusion will love him forever and ever~
    Rents's Avatar
    January 2012
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    Also, did anyone else notice one of the articles linked is on "cronica.com.ar"?
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  29. Post #29
    I like to constantly remind everyone that I do illegal drugs. I squeeze it into all posts.
    Dennab
    October 2006
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    I tried to make a good pun, but then I got high
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    I don't think that'd even fit in my car.
    It were probably compressed brick weed.

  31. Post #31

    November 2012
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    That's like 4-5 million dollars worth of weed. In his car.

    Holy shit.

    Edited:

    Okay, maybe less considering it's South America. But still.
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  32. Post #32
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    I first thought the picture was from GTA 5 D:
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  33. Post #33
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    April 2012
    334 Posts
    its just a plant man wtf

  34. Post #34
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    I guess you can overdose on weed after all
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  35. Post #35
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    February 2011
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    Did that guy just pile half a ton of Marijuana bricks in his car in plain site?
    Doubt you can hide that much marijuana easily in a car like that.
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  36. Post #36
    into things like this - if you know what
    Dennab
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  37. Post #37
    I'm halving my usage of math each week.. but, apparently I'll never be able to quit.
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    October 2009
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    Sounds like he was killed by blunt force impact.
    You win the pun-off.
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  38. Post #38
    ?
    Frisk's Avatar
    January 2006
    5,154 Posts
    See guys, drugs kill!
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  39. Post #39
    "TL;DR" is not an acceptable response to this post.
    WaLLy3K's Avatar
    May 2005
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    I guess he's happy now that he's high, just not how he expected.

  40. Post #40
    Puddin'
    JesterUK's Avatar
    November 2008
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    the world is really full of weedless death
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