1. Post #41
    JumpinJackFlash's Avatar
    December 2010
    2,270 Posts
    He asked me in English if I wanted all of his semen, but I don't understand English. My friend was translating.
    I wonder if her friend got this weird, disgruntled look on her face before translating that query.

  2. Post #42
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    Radley's Avatar
    December 2009
    7,151 Posts
    whoa you mean Justin Bieber does drugs and has lots of sex?

    it's not like every single other musical star from every era since the 60's hasn't done the exact same thing. half of them were huge douches too. we just didn't know because tabloids of the era were less pervasive and nobody cared about rock-star drugs and sex since it was expected.

    people are grasping at straws for reasons to hate bieber - he's a teen star who fell into drugs and sex and stuff, so what? there's hundreds of them.

    don't hate him, christ, he's probably an incredibly depressed and unfulfilled person. don't like his music? ok, fine, but the kid's life was ruined the moment he became famous and vilifying him for that is ridiculous.
    Word.

  3. Post #43
    -Iker-'s Avatar
    January 2012
    1,841 Posts
    Oh god the comments

  4. Post #44
    pajarojamal's Avatar
    July 2007
    150 Posts
    At least he shared the love with his guards.
    ain't no fun if your boys can't have some

  5. Post #45
    My dick's so long, if I laid it on my keyboard, it'd reach from A to Z.
    NuclearJesus's Avatar
    March 2012
    2,164 Posts
    party like a rockstar
    He may as well. . .it's not like he can perform like one.
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  6. Post #46
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    July 2006
    21,516 Posts
    This is like a regular Tuesday for old Mötley Crüe.
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  7. Post #47
    "Suicidal thoughts? Depression?  Harden the fuck up." -uzikus
    Dennab
    February 2010
    1,803 Posts
    And then he's gonna join the 27 Club and everyone will adore him, just like everyone did when Amy Winehouse does.

  8. Post #48
    dubstep
    SCopE5000's Avatar
    August 2005
    4,197 Posts
    I predict a complete meltdown any second...
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  9. Post #49
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    November 2006
    1,321 Posts

    rip door-hitting-justin
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  10. Post #50
    RainbowStalin's Avatar
    July 2011
    6,163 Posts
    Young man uses unlimited wealth to buy sex and drugs everyone is shocked
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  11. Post #51
    Dildo Queen 2013
    TaniaTiger's Avatar
    September 2010
    7,013 Posts
    Pretty awkward when you have millions of girls wanting to lay you but the majority are too young so you turn to prostitution.
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  12. Post #52
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    Riller's Avatar
    October 2006
    9,851 Posts
    Pretty awkward when you have millions of girls wanting to lay you but the majority are too young so you turn to prostitution.
    Pretty sure there's enough fans over 18 that he could fuck a new one every day from today 'till he becomes immune to Viagra. His fanbase is undeniably huge, and while majority is 10-16, there is older ones.
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  13. Post #53
    snookypookums's Avatar
    January 2012
    1,625 Posts

    rip door-hitting-justin
    Imagine, he went from that to .......this.


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  15. Post #55
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    January 2008
    2,355 Posts
    Anyone know if the bookies are allowed to take bets on peoples lives? Like if I were to bet that Bieber will die in less than 5 years through drug related means, would they take that?

  16. Post #56
    WeekendWarrior's Avatar
    February 2010
    16,390 Posts
    Safe to say that J Biebz is sure loving life.

  17. Post #57
    Dildo Queen 2013
    TaniaTiger's Avatar
    September 2010
    7,013 Posts
    Anyone know if the bookies are allowed to take bets on peoples lives? Like if I were to bet that Bieber will die in less than 5 years through drug related means, would they take that?
    He's gonna die from weed needle overdose I can feel it in my bone
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  18. Post #58
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    Riller's Avatar
    October 2006
    9,851 Posts
    Anyone know if the bookies are allowed to take bets on peoples lives? Like if I were to bet that Bieber will die in less than 5 years through drug related means, would they take that?
    I'd say when he's 27. It's tradition.

  19. Post #59
    I pulled my testicle out of my ballsack in my dreams
    Gwoodman's Avatar
    May 2007
    4,709 Posts
    latinas are hot so if JB gives some hooker money to kiss him, good for him

    Edited:

    wait, why hire a hooker to kiss you

  20. Post #60
    RainbowStalin's Avatar
    July 2011
    6,163 Posts
    latinas are hot so if JB gives some hooker money to kiss him, good for him

    Edited:

    wait, why hire a hooker to kiss you
    They did more than kiss but I'll tell you about that when you're older
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  21. Post #61
    I pulled my testicle out of my ballsack in my dreams
    Gwoodman's Avatar
    May 2007
    4,709 Posts
    They did more than kiss but I'll tell you about that when you're older
    well he did offer her his seamen, I'd love my own aquarium
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  22. Post #62
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    December 2009
    5,577 Posts
    latinas are hot so if JB gives some hooker money to kiss him, good for him

    Edited:

    wait, why hire a hooker to kiss you
    Didn't a dude from Facepunch pay a hooker for a hug or something?
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  23. Post #63
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    proch's Avatar
    July 2009
    19,221 Posts
    Well let him enjoy himself I guess.

  24. Post #64
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    A_Pigeon's Avatar
    November 2011
    3,527 Posts
    I Can't belieb this
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  25. Post #65
    TheAlkaline's Avatar
    June 2013
    576 Posts
    He can't pick up a girlfriend but instead picks up a prostitute even though he is fascinated by many girls who adore him. Now that's just passing the red line right there.

  26. Post #66
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    riki2cool's Avatar
    December 2009
    5,577 Posts
    He can't pick up a girlfriend but instead picks up a prostitute even though he is fascinated by many girls who adore him. Now that's just passing the red line right there.
    It would be more scandalous if he took advantage of a fan rather than a hooker.
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  27. Post #67
    "Yeah my dog sleeps near my feet. sometimes i squeeze her with my legs and she farts."
    MightyLOLZOR's Avatar
    March 2010
    5,656 Posts
    He asked me in English if I wanted all of his semen.
    lol

  28. Post #68
    What's brevity?
    ironman17's Avatar
    June 2006
    19,817 Posts
    party like a rockstar
    Yeah; I dunno if it's just because he's been covered so much and this is what certain musicians do, but that Beaver is going full rockstar. All he needs to do now is to bite off a bat's head, yell at his wife, invent a bacon-making machine, and make real music. Mostly the latter.

  29. Post #69
    If someone calls you a whore, salute them!
    T-Sonar.0's Avatar
    July 2007
    13,867 Posts
    He asked me in English if I wanted all of his semen, but I don't understand English. My friend was translating
    Oh yeah baby you like that? You want all my semen baby?

    Is that his way of dirty talk lmao

    Edited:

    Anyone remember his first youtube video?

    Look what he's become. He'll die within 5 years, mark my words
    I bet his mom regrets getting him famous.

  30. Post #70
    Dennab
    March 2011
    972 Posts
    latinas are hot so if JB gives some hooker money to kiss him, good for him

    Edited:

    wait, why hire a hooker to kiss you
    Eh, panamanian chicks are ugly as fuck though :V
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  31. Post #71
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    August 2013
    923 Posts
    A Panamanian newspaper report said early Thursday, Bieber and his bodyguards came to the gentlemen's club "Le Palace" to leave with at least 10 sex workers, one for Bieber and the rest for his team.
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  32. Post #72
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    March 2011
    4,676 Posts
    He's gonna die from weed needle overdose I can feel it in my bone


    say no to weedles
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  33. Post #73
    I pulled my testicle out of my ballsack in my dreams
    Gwoodman's Avatar
    May 2007
    4,709 Posts
    Eh, panamanian chicks are ugly as fuck though :V
    you need to search deeper, if you know what I mean

  34. Post #74
    Grabigel's Avatar
    September 2009
    1,335 Posts
    Probably sick of the fake love he gets from his entourage, and the shallow love he gets from his fans.
    Who knows, he probably just wanted a friend to kiss and smoke weed with.
    I'm pretty sure that a prostitute is as fake as it gets.
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  35. Post #75
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    January 2012
    4,476 Posts
    breaking news:

    aids


    more at eleven
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  36. Post #76

    February 2012
    1,211 Posts
    I Can't belieb this
    Habieeb it
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  37. Post #77
    DeanWinchester's Avatar
    May 2010
    3,679 Posts
    Bieber is like the worst thing that Canada offered to the world.

  38. Post #78
    SJW 4 lyfe
    DaysBefore's Avatar
    December 2009
    7,361 Posts
    Because have he had sex with any of the ladies that find him fantastic, not even being a celebrity would keep him out of jail.
    Considering he's Canadian he could legally have sex with someone as young as fifteen without being thrown in jail.

  39. Post #79
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    October 2007
    15,296 Posts
    I wonder if he'll make it into the 27 club
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