1. Post #1
    bbc
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    January 2011
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    Reply With Quote Edit / Delete Reply THIS BUG NEEDS FIXING, BUT I DONT KNOW WHAT CAUSES IT, SO SHUT UP AND STOP POSTING ABOUT IT. Thanks. Show Events Dumb Dumb x 15Funny Funny x 10Winner Winner x 1 (list)

  2. Post #2
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    November 2008
    3,327 Posts
    Fuck off.
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    Look at you, hacker. A pathetic creature of meat and bone. Panting and sweating as you run through my corridors. How can you challenge a perfect immortal machine?
    Genericenemy's Avatar
    August 2011
    4,645 Posts
    This is the absolute definition of unworkable and will only endanger users and frankly the ability to compile a list of those who requested it and potentially shame them is chilling.
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    a-cookie's Avatar
    May 2009
    5,505 Posts
    piss off

  5. Post #5
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    orcywoo6's Avatar
    November 2008
    3,327 Posts
    This is the absolute definition of unworkable and will only endanger users and frankly the ability to compile a list of those who requested it and potentially shame them is chilling.
    Dissent against the government? Its okay, they'll just dig up your dirty fetish to shame you and make the public forget about their wrongdoings.
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    Wow!👏Great moves! 👍Keep it up!😁
    J!NX's Avatar
    February 2006
    45,544 Posts
    This isn't going to stop kids

    just saying lmao

    Edited:

    like, I really mean it too

    this WILL NOT STOP kids
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    glhf you wont stop anything
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    July 2006
    7,301 Posts
    Users may be asked to provide credit card details, as gambling websites do.
    lol
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    May 2009
    435 Posts
    When they say making it safer for children, then why the fuck aren't their parents, yanno the people in charge of making sure their kids don't see fucked up shit too young do more about it? And if they reckon porn is damaging to like 15+ year olds then tell that to my entire group of friends from high school. Pretty sure everyone watched porn in my school.
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    July 2012
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    Oh boy I can't wait to hear about the hundreds of thousands of fraud cases cropping up from this. Besides, what if you don't have a credit card?

  11. Post #11
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    November 2006
    2,160 Posts
    Yep, put porn in the same section as gambling, that'll make it kid-friendly.

  12. Post #12
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    The bird Man's Avatar
    September 2011
    6,124 Posts
    Users may be asked to provide credit card details, as gambling websites do.
    lol
    And then some deluded soccer mom defends this by saying it gambles a child's future by become a sexual predator.

  13. Post #13
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    November 2008
    3,918 Posts
    Sooooo, like we hit puberty around 13-14, what the fuck are they supposed to wank to? Their Thoughts?

    Nuttin' is healthy
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    February 2011
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    Sooooo, like we hit puberty around 13-14, what the fuck are they supposed to wank to? Their Thoughts?

    Nuttin' is healthy
    A hand in your dick means the devil in your thoughts.
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    August 2008
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    Sooooo, like we hit puberty around 13-14, what the fuck are they supposed to wank to? Their Thoughts?

    Nuttin' is healthy
    Shit you're onto something. Perhaps these moral guardians aren't trying to stop the spread of porn, but to encourage the growth of the ~imagination~.

    Geniuses.

  16. Post #16
    rogasm
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    May 2010
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    anyone need a fake id?

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    Kierany9's Avatar
    September 2013
    1,708 Posts
    Sooooo, like we hit puberty around 13-14, what the fuck are they supposed to wank to? Their Thoughts?
    Are you telling me you haven't?
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    November 2008
    3,918 Posts
    no?
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    November 2010
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    Weirdo
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    October 2006
    4,798 Posts
    I really wouldn't put it past this conservative government to actually go after individuals based on their fetishes. Think it was a couple years back they banned a bunch of fetishes; given how much Theresa loves to police the internet, wouldn't surprise me if they put two and two together and started sending letters to folk who enjoy watching others get a cheeky fist shoved up their clunge.

    This is so abhorrently dumb though, it'll easily be circumvented and by using bloody credit card information it's a hotbed for potential bank fraud. But, y'know, backwards tories.
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    October 2016
    72 Posts
    A hand in your dick
    i think you got that the wrong way round
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    April 2011
    2,332 Posts
    giving up liberties, one at time , in small doses until you got nothing left

    sadly it seems to be trendy in many old countries where liberty had some value
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    May 2009
    5,505 Posts
    i think you got that the wrong way round
    a devil in your dick means the hand in your thoughts?
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    August 2011
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    You lack imagination
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    Talvy's Avatar
    September 2013
    3,209 Posts
    giving up liberties, one at time , in small doses until you got nothing left

    sadly it seems to be trendy in many old countries where liberty had some value
    I mean, it's already illegal for minors to view adult content - now it's just being enforced.