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 Post #1
 20th December 2006
Major.Dump's Avatar
January 2005
746 Posts
I'm a bastard.

 Post #2
 20th December 2006
DeltaXero's Avatar
October 2005
400 Posts
Wow, that's hot.
Very nice.
Maybe size it down?
;D
 Post #3
 20th December 2006
Haloking265's Avatar
November 2005
284 Posts
Wow, most nude pics are minge, but this is the sex!(no pun intended) ZING!
 Post #4
 20th December 2006
allydnyc4's Avatar
August 2006
304 Posts
Haloking265 posted:
Wow, most nude pics are minge, but this is the sex!(no pun intended) ZING!
Ditto, fap fap fap. Not really, I'm not attracted to computer characters.
 Post #5
 20th December 2006
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Dirtydiaper's Avatar
May 2006
5,020 Posts
Woah, nudity.

:|
 Post #6
 20th December 2006
Ulitma001's Avatar
August 2006
268 Posts
pretty hot.
 Post #7
 20th December 2006
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dot12321's Avatar
May 2005
3,405 Posts
Is there really a nude gordon model? Eww. I hope it doesn't have penis physics :fap:
 Post #8
 20th December 2006
Red_gouf's Avatar
September 2005
117 Posts
Ewwww....now THAT'S a phys. gun. O_o
 Post #9
 20th December 2006
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SneakyMushroom's Avatar
February 2005
2,316 Posts
:fap:
 Post #10
 20th December 2006
Dennab
December 2005
2,454 Posts
Why didn't they close the windows?!
 Post #11
 20th December 2006
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Huol's Avatar
July 2006
2,467 Posts
Alyx's... buttocks are weirdly slanted.
You did the naked gordon in photoshop i presume? And you didn't remove alyx's sandles?
Well i have to say this is by far the most realistic and "normal" sex pose i've ever seen.

Edit: Dump.. i didn't realise it was you.
I knew it would come to sex poses eventually.
 Post #12
 20th December 2006
Pasanius's Avatar
September 2006
110 Posts
Another one of your glorifying works my good sir, even though this is sex's i will give you a gold star not because of the nudity or what ever but because it is artistic nudity and that it looks awesome.
 Post #13
 20th December 2006
Mr_Frohman's Avatar
August 2006
678 Posts
Must...resist...urge...to...

I can't do it...HAHAHAHAHAHAHA wow.

I like it.

[spoiler]I'm very lonely...[/spoiler]
 Post #14
 20th December 2006
dev127's Avatar
September 2006
161 Posts
Holy shizznit
 Post #15
 20th December 2006
Worldwaker's Avatar
August 2006
471 Posts
*insert post here*


[spoiler] Nice posing by the way[/spoiler]
 Post #16
 20th December 2006
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Fr3ddi3's Avatar
October 2006
2,463 Posts
Nice and artistic, but posting it here on facepunch . not so sure about.

Best "Sex" Pose in my books.
 Post #17
 20th December 2006
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SneakyMushroom's Avatar
February 2005
2,316 Posts
Best "Sex" Pose in my books.
Probably the only sex pose that's not made in directx 7.
 Post #18
 20th December 2006
C17 Guerilla's Avatar
May 2006
934 Posts
Smack that all on the floor, Smack that give me some more, Smack that 'till you get sore, Smack that oh-oooh! I saw this pose coming :D


Edit: http://forums.facepunchstudios.com/s...d.php?t=252412

NOW I SEE IT!!!
 Post #19
 20th December 2006
Major.Dump's Avatar
January 2005
746 Posts
I would proudly like to announce that I am Hack, and he, is Slash.
 Post #20
 20th December 2006
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sammo's Avatar
January 2005
558 Posts
Ok. You've lost it
 Post #21
 20th December 2006
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May 2006
32,235 Posts
MY GOD. A GOOD SEX POSE.

The world is ending. Time to make the best of it. :fap:

Why is her vagina taking her body over?
 Post #22
 20th December 2006
ss1234's Avatar
January 2006
1,232 Posts
No Major.Dump you are not. I like every thing have to do with Alyx and Gordon. It always has me interested. Is the hair for Alyx photoshopped?

gold star'd
 Post #23
 20th December 2006
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April 2006
29,266 Posts
lel smecks posings
 Post #24
 20th December 2006
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JohnnyMo1's Avatar
May 2006
32,235 Posts
AHA. I see how you did nekkid Gordon. Most clever. ;)
 Post #25
 20th December 2006
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October 2006
169 Posts
It's somewhat gross, Alyx looks like a starving, anorexic corpse and Gordon is a pale, flat-footed robot.

;)
 Post #26
 20th December 2006
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Jim_Riley's Avatar
February 2006
6,716 Posts
Ahahaha, that's what I'm talking about! xD

...Then her father walks in :O *GASP!*
 Post #27
 20th December 2006
microwave's Avatar
March 2006
282 Posts
i'm sorry but why does she have a pussy for an ass
 Post #28
 20th December 2006
Major.Dump's Avatar
January 2005
746 Posts
It's a perception problem, that strip is just the other side of her bum, which is a little darker due to shadows.
 Post #29
 20th December 2006
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June 2005
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 Post #30
 20th December 2006
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Linkage's Avatar
June 2006
3,508 Posts
Nice pic, just wondering, you had future lovers, now present lovers so are you gonna do a past lovers?
 Post #31
 20th December 2006
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SilverHammer's Avatar
April 2006
29,266 Posts
It'll be like, gordon when he is 16.
 Post #32
 20th December 2006
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February 2005
2,316 Posts
SilverHammer posted:
It'll be like, gordon when he is 16.
Or it'd be gordon carrying her corpse in his arms with explosions n' shit in the background.
 Post #33
 20th December 2006
UraSh1ma's Avatar
November 2006
72 Posts
I like it very much! Gold Star for you!!
 Post #34
 20th December 2006
Major.Dump's Avatar
January 2005
746 Posts
Behind the scenes! Mr. Wilkins is poken out.

http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/89/e3lab0011mw7.jpg
 Post #35
 20th December 2006
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SilverHammer's Avatar
April 2006
29,266 Posts
I see a crai face.
 Post #36
 20th December 2006
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September 2006
45 Posts
allydnyc4 posted:
Ditto, fap fap fap. Not really, I'm not attracted to computer characters.
Dude! i agree, anyone that looks at porn or anything else sexual on the computer needs to get a life or get a girlfriend... or both.
 Post #37
 20th December 2006
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February 2005
2,316 Posts
the warmth posted:
Dude! i agree, anyone that looks at porn or anything else sexual on the computer needs to get a life or get a girlfriend... or both.
I hope you're kidding.
 Post #38
 20th December 2006
DarkChaotix's Avatar
October 2006
87 Posts
wow... Another sex pose. Atleast this one is ok, but the whole nude alyx thing... thers just to much of it. I am still recovering from that shit taekohentie released... *shivers*
 Post #39
 20th December 2006
Fatal Muffin's Avatar
January 2005
626 Posts
Dude... there's a nude Gordon Freeman model?
lol

I like your edits to Alyx's hair it looks like.. well, sex.
 Post #40
 20th December 2006
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June 2006
5,744 Posts
Linkage posted:
Nice pic, just wondering, you had future lovers, now present lovers so are you gonna do a past lovers?
Divorced lovers.
 Post #41
 20th December 2006
DavyJones's Avatar
August 2005
300 Posts
Wow.
That's it. "Wow."
The only thing that I don't like is the way her ankle curves. That's it. This is THE BEST sex pose I could imagine wo exist (I don't make it a habit to look for sex poses as it is). This is great. I expected the word "present" to elude to an Xmas tie-in or something, but I was satisfyingly wrong! Good job, man!
 Post #42
 20th December 2006
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Sgt Doom's Avatar
March 2005
23,642 Posts
Haha. I knew it wouldn't be long before you posted something like this.

Good pic nonetheless.
 Post #43
 20th December 2006
pistolero!'s Avatar
October 2006
679 Posts
Gordon has got sexy feets.
 Post #44
 20th December 2006
zebbe92's Avatar
September 2005
17 Posts
good job! for a sex pose this isn't that bad.
 Post #45
 20th December 2006
Dennab
December 2006
783 Posts
You need to use a better nude model for gordon.


Other than that the pose is quite excellent except for some minor collision errors near her feet.
 Post #46
 20th December 2006
Wizardmon's Avatar
February 2005
324 Posts
Where can I get the nude Gordon?
 Post #47
 20th December 2006
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diwako's Avatar
May 2006
10,134 Posts
it is potatoeshoped!
 Post #48
 20th December 2006
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Huol's Avatar
July 2006
2,467 Posts
diwako posted:
it is potatoeshped!
Parts are.
 Post #49
 20th December 2006
Major.Dump's Avatar
January 2005
746 Posts
Wintersmith posted:
You need to use a better nude model for gordon.
There is no other choice you moron.
 Post #50
 20th December 2006
FoolyCoolyOo's Avatar
November 2006
666 Posts
Uber hot.
 Post #51
 20th December 2006
diabl091's Avatar
December 2005
663 Posts
Nice editing. For some reason it made me lol though.
 Post #52
 20th December 2006
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February 2006
976 Posts
Major.Dump posted:
I'm a bastard.
Yes....yes, you are.

FUKING BASTARD, STOP BEING SO FUKING AWESOME.
 Post #53
 20th December 2006
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May 2005
8,502 Posts
From the picture's location, I'm guessing Kleiner's dead, on holiday or sitting on the back of a scanner just outside one of the two windows.

And Lamarr doesn't count.

(for those who have no idea what the hell I'm on about, the map's one of the Beta maps, Kleiner's Laboratory)
 Post #54
 20th December 2006
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January 2006
482 Posts
Wizardmon posted:
Where can I get the nude Gordon?
Your fantasies...

Nice work looks perfect!
 Post #55
 20th December 2006
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salty peanut's Avatar
June 2006
11,445 Posts
What the fuck.
 Post #56
 20th December 2006
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GrrMan's Avatar
August 2006
2,559 Posts
Alyx's thighs = wacked out.
 Post #57
 20th December 2006
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ToxicTang's Avatar
November 2005
5,095 Posts
Alyx's ass is funky. And her arm is a bit messed. I want to know how you pulled it off though.
 Post #58
 20th December 2006
darkmage53's Avatar
January 2006
482 Posts
People it's just a nude pose, stop bugging him. It looks great, we know. But this thread is gonna be in the first spot for months...
 Post #59
 21st December 2006
chicken sack's Avatar
March 2006
729 Posts
holy crap most sex poses are crap but that if pretty good
 Post #60
 21st December 2006
Cornwalas2's Avatar
November 2006
1,057 Posts
That's... interesting.
Great editing, I'm actually not annoyed by a sex pose.
 Post #61
 21st December 2006
Coffeine_Cat's Avatar
February 2006
1,043 Posts
Actually... That is a very good... pose...ition, erm.
 Post #62
 21st December 2006
bernie123's Avatar
December 2006
87 Posts
Nope.
 Post #63
 21st December 2006
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February 2006
1,043 Posts
bernie123 posted:
Nope.
Allright...
 Post #64
 21st December 2006
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February 2005
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bernie123 posted:
Nope.
Do you write for wikipedia?!
This poast is incredibly informative.
 Post #65
 21st December 2006
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January 2006
14,934 Posts
This is no more explicit than scenes in fairly run of the mill dramas these days.

It's actually fairly tastefully done and the hand on the neck is a good way of hiding the join where Gordon's head was photoshopped in on top of the Fakefactory nude bloke with the creepy head. At least that's how I'm assuming this was done. Very convincing.

Not entirely sure the up crack shot was necessary, but the ickle smiley faces were funny.

Not as stunning as some of your stuff, but it's pretty well done.
 Post #66
 21st December 2006
Pacstorm's Avatar
November 2006
231 Posts
As said most sex poses are minged all over but this one is just so... Non-minge! Gold Star for you.
 Post #67
 22nd December 2006
Major.Dump's Avatar
January 2005
746 Posts
SneakyMushroom posted:
Do you write for wikipedia?!
This poast is incredibly informative.
I would like a roast with my poast.
 Post #68
 22nd December 2006
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February 2005
2,316 Posts
Major.Dump posted:
I would like a roast with my poast.
Would you like a poast with your roast?
 Post #69
 22nd December 2006
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April 2005
16,889 Posts
LOL!
 Post #70
 22nd December 2006
Banstick's Avatar
June 2006
22 Posts
Past lovers:

Alyx is now pregnant and Gordon has run off to the Lost Coast.

Great stuff, made me lol.
 Post #71
 22nd December 2006
Enigma0082's Avatar
August 2006
38 Posts
this is pretty tight haha. amazing posing... and alyx model!
 Post #72
 22nd December 2006
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1live's Avatar
September 2006
3,521 Posts
Sex poses isin't ever good.
I would understand it as pose if they would just kiss & they would't got much clothes but making pose where they are FULLY naked makes it sex pose.
 Post #73
 22nd December 2006
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February 2005
2,316 Posts
1live posted:
Sex poses isin't ever good.
I would understand it as pose if they would just kiss & they would't got much clothes but making pose where they are FULLY naked makes it sex pose.
Was Rated:

323 x Dumb
 Post #74
 22nd December 2006
I P's Avatar
March 2006
926 Posts
I guess it's good to have a good sex pose, great editing, the posing is good.


(Waits for sex poses now)
 Post #75
 22nd December 2006
blaze1157's Avatar
August 2006
27 Posts
I agree. You are indeed.
 Post #76
 22nd December 2006
str8killa's Avatar
November 2006
11 Posts
their is some very nice texture model in this.its very smooth.really think it's cool....laugh out loud

Edit:

their is some very nice texture model in this.its very smooth.really think it's cool....laugh out loud
 Post #77
 22nd December 2006
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Saatanan's Avatar
April 2006
2,068 Posts
Do another one with doggy style.
 Post #78
 22nd December 2006
utalk2342's Avatar
August 2005
333 Posts
Why do i get this feeling that it should be posted on the douche realm instead of here?
 Post #79
 22nd December 2006
Major.Dump's Avatar
January 2005
746 Posts
Because you don't know how to handle something like this.
 Post #80
 23rd December 2006
utalk2342's Avatar
August 2005
333 Posts
Major.Dump posted:
Because you don't know how to handle something like this.
What the fuck i can handle this i just thought the people here we're smarter than the ones on oify.
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