1. Post #1
    funky_chunky's Avatar
    December 2006
    1 Posts
    Tell your epic moments in garry's mod RP here.


    No Porn
    No Sick moments


    Mine was riding a rolercoaster :P
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  2. Post #2
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    July 2006
    85 Posts
    ok me and a friend where in hometown 1999. This was back in gmod 9.
    Sorry if we offend anyone but we are not racist at all.

    I happened to have the black citizen model. And i kept breaking into shops and everything. Everytime i did this big ringing bell alarm would go off and my friend would scream: THE NI(etctera) ALARM!!!
    I guess you had to be there to appreciate the comedy though. :P
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  3. Post #3
    laneiskewl's Avatar
    December 2006
    2 Posts
    Alright, This was tonight.
    I joined a server and was elected cop, I forget what the map was.
    The admin was abusing his powers.
    We hid in the little weapon room in the PD, The map with the bridge...
    We were in their for 2 hours, If we left we would get owned.
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  4. Post #4
    CheezyCheez's Avatar
    December 2006
    60 Posts
    What the fuck is this thread
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  5. Post #5
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    September 2006
    1,724 Posts
    CheezyCheez posted:
    What the fuck is this thread
    No Porn
    Follow the rules. :cop:
    Fast Threads
    This is for your "Post Your", "Question" and "Photoshop" threads.
    Follow the rules. :cop:
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  6. Post #6
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    October 2006
    2,586 Posts
    Well I think there is a thread about this already, but mine would probably be on rp_christmastown, or whatever it was called. I was a head cop, and we had no admin. I had forgot to vote down a certain minge from being a cop, so he became one, and he helped two of his friends become cops as well. Well a good cop and myself barricaded ourselves in the top of the Police Department, since the other cops had door openers, we couldn't lock the doors. Well we were upstairs chatting, when we saw the people outside trying to break in. They saw us up there, and started spawning hundreds of explsoive barrels, and began to stack them up towards us, and inside the doors, trying to get rid of our barricade. I used the mic, and said something like "Jesus H. Christ!" right before they exploded. The server didn't crash, but everyone on the map besides us was killed... funny.
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  7. Post #7
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    June 2005
    2 Posts
    Mine was when Zombies escaped from umbrella but there was a headcrab hiding somewhere, giving birth to eggs as more grew, we kept killing the aliens but couldn't find the source. We were transporting radioactive boxes and other such things in a big truck, we were dumping the materials when we realised the egg was in the truck. We tried to spawn a gate to lock the headcrab and his egg in the truck and we had ragdoll mod on (when you get to certain health you become ragdoll) and the headcrab jumped us and made us ragdolls, people came to save us and got killed as the aliens became worse. We were all knocked out but could still see what people were typing, and the knock out was set for about half an hour, after what 15 minutes people got a little bored of sitting there and a guy came along to the server and found us, we thought "yay we can be put somewhere else" and then he dropeed us all in this well, we all got stuck together in this stupid well and got annoyed at him thus the inappropriate language procedure took it's course. We tried to type in kill but due to a glitch in the ragdoll mod, it turned us into ragdolls again :(
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  8. Post #8
    anyio's Avatar
    July 2006
    1 Posts
    There I was, walking through a seemingly desolate town. There was a light breeze brushing the crisp August leaves across my legs. I heard a crack and turned to see a scientist in the middle of the road. As I was about to say hello, a melon appeared out of nowhere and was launched at my head, ending my existance on that server.
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  9. Post #9
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    March 2006
    220 Posts
    I was in the mafia and the rp soon turned into police against mafia. We were hiding in the desert, this was rp_cscdesert, and trying to build up a force strong enough to take back the town. We eventualy worked things out with a peace treaty between the mafia and the cops. We practicly became two factions. It's intresting anthropology experiment is what gmod rp is, mainly because it's so free and open as oposed to other strict rp games.
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  10. Post #10
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    1live's Avatar
    September 2006
    244 Posts
    I was playing on server where was map: RP_hometown_1999.bsp & mingebag did join, He did spray a goatse picture at the gunshop door.
    As peoples who have played this map should know there reads: "yes! We are open".
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  11. Post #11
    Mustang67's Avatar
    August 2005
    24 Posts
    One time, I joined an RP, and we actually RP'd.
    Seriously.
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  12. Post #12
    I Actually Use Radeon.
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    February 2006
    3,556 Posts
    Yes, that's the idea of RP, and it's kinda funny to
    RP seriously :)
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  13. Post #13
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    November 2005
    1,651 Posts
    I killed the adminstrator of rp_milleniumtower.
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  14. Post #14
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    December 2006
    1,097 Posts
    Discovering the Babymuncher RP server is more like Death Match.

    Sorry Adam but you host one of the worst RP servers I have joined apart from one that's long gone.
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  15. Post #15
    Useful Davy's Avatar
    December 2006
    4 Posts
    Having a RP over Hamachi with a few others I know, going through the entire set of Coast levels. From the Traintracks at the exit of Ravenholme to the Lighthouse.

    Discovering an APC lost in another RP, defending the light house, fighting off Antlion guards... It was good. Not the most Epic moment I've ever had though.
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    October 2005
    49 Posts
    Useful Davy posted:
    Having a RP{ over Hamachi with a few others I know, going through the entire set of Coast levels. From the Traintracks at the exit of Ravenholme to the Lighthouse.

    Discovering an APC lost in another RP, defending the light house, fighting off Antlion guards... It was good. Not the most Epic moment I've ever had though.
    Something simular to that.
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  17. Post #17
    Useful Davy's Avatar
    December 2006
    4 Posts
    You weren't there Cold, it was some LGRPers and a few CPers... I think. I Remember it starting with the SOR commander, Libs commander and a few Libs and SOR, maybe someone from BMR.
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  18. Post #18
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    July 2006
    912 Posts
    Everyone was a Kliener model and ran around like mingebags.

    It... it was horrifying... :(
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  19. Post #19
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    February 2006
    1,106 Posts
    I tamed a deathmatching rp server into quite constructive rolepaly.
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  20. Post #20
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    December 2006
    3,114 Posts
    i was on rp_christmastown and some mingebag joined and started spawning giant chimneys and other huge things. I layed a trap for him, around the christmas tree i layed flipper traps using proximity sensors, thrusters and sliders. Every time he tried to leave the tree area he got flipped miles into the air and would die straight away. My friend also made a vending machine which said "free Pepsi" and when you pressed the button the dynamite welded to it (transparent) exploded and you flew off, dead.
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  21. Post #21
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    November 2005
    256 Posts
    While Cell 12 was still existant, I had been asked to be the "Volva" character on an assault in the base the humans had "Constructed", I kind of had to act like Nemesis for a little while on that, due to how advanced the race was...

    You gotta love power emoting from the maker.
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  22. Post #22
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    April 2006
    23 Posts
    I was the scientist in this particular roleplay, and I created a massive robotic monstrosity known as "3". (Massive automated...thing.) It created havoc among people on the server, and eventually someone had to blow it up. This was on hometown 1999, so I was able to hide in apartments, houses, etc.

    Another good moment was when I threatened the townspeople in RP_cscdesert with .vmf nuclear devices and bombed their fully destructable cars and houses with small explosives; (Best job ever = explosives expert).

    Lastly, was when I went completely insane, murdering random people (ragdolls, not players) and ended up crucifying someone in a church. I released a horde of zombies and things to creep people out, and started quoting bible passages, ala Father Grigori.
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  23. Post #23
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    December 2006
    60 Posts
    CheezyCheez posted:
    What the fuck is this thread
    RP does not have "epic" moments. Learn to use the fucking word.
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  24. Post #24
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    November 2005
    256 Posts
    CheezyCheez posted:
    RP does not have "epic" moments. Learn to use the fucking word.
    Try and keep a civil tone then Cheezy if you have no intentions to contribute in a post.

    Another Epic Moment:

    It was Volva RP again, I was one of my main characters named Eugene, and he was desperately running for the escape pod, but someone blocked me and then I got killed on the spaceship...

    Was like :hellnaw:
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  25. Post #25
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    mad skillz11's Avatar
    April 2006
    146 Posts
    I was the crowbar reaper one time on a rp server. i killed the people going out on the night, it was fun. People was like yelling: the crowbar reaper is killing again! rumors that i was going to kill the mayor, and some rumors that i was the mayors assassin.
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  26. Post #26
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    January 2007
    3,220 Posts
    I was playing on Rp_christmas town and I started working for a lady at her resteraunt. We would fill the customers and once they were fat we would bring them into the back room and serve them to the next customer. Eventually we both were arrested.
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  27. Post #27
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    December 2005
    6,022 Posts
    nath700 posted:
    Mine was when Zombies escaped from umbrella but there was a headcrab hiding somewhere, giving birth to eggs as more grew, we kept killing the aliens but couldn't find the source. We were transporting radioactive boxes and other such things in a big truck, we were dumping the materials when we realised the egg was in the truck. We tried to spawn a gate to lock the headcrab and his egg in the truck and we had ragdoll mod on (when you get to certain health you become ragdoll) and the headcrab jumped us and made us ragdolls, people came to save us and got killed as the aliens became worse. We were all knocked out but could still see what people were typing, and the knock out was set for about half an hour, after what 15 minutes people got a little bored of sitting there and a guy came along to the server and found us, we thought "yay we can be put somewhere else" and then he dropeed us all in this well, we all got stuck together in this stupid well and got annoyed at him thus the inappropriate language procedure took it's course. We tried to type in kill but due to a glitch in the ragdoll mod, it turned us into ragdolls again :(
    Yeah That was such a fun game but the glitch really got annoying and i remember we tried to rope the ragdolls to a car to transport infected people and we looked behind us and there we all these bodys being draged along the floor and when we got up from concusion (ragdolled) we were still rope like dogs we were!
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  28. Post #28
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    January 2006
    9 Posts
    I was walking around and this guy cept running everyone over :D Good times good times...
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  29. Post #29
    smfk's Avatar
    April 2006
    24 Posts
    I have only ever had 1 epic moment in my server, and it was one of my friends that made it happen, because we canít count on the minges to do anything awesome.

    Me and another friend were on our server being cops, when a third friend joined, and was just being a civilian. Things were going pretty bad, with your usual bombings, dumb shootings, and swep spawning, and I was primed to shut down the server, when I came across a body with a note on it. It read "Prepare yourselves Hometown police, your about to see the population drop." At first I just lawled at this, and then went back to business, but this kept going on, and I was starting to wonder what was going on. Then I saw someone being attacked, and ran up to help the guy. The murderer turned and ran when he saw me, but I was still able to question the victim. The guy described a perfect image of my friend that had joined just recently. We knew what we had to do... We ran up to his house and knocked, and he yelled at us "Uhhh, GO AWAY, THIS uhhh is ummm PRIVATE PROPERTY, YEA THAT'S IT!" but we didn't care and busted down the door, which exploded in our face, we survived and ran inside. The crazy guy was shooting at us with a shotgun, but we took cover and I shot some his way while my other bud ran up and cuffed him. He continued to yell obsinities, while we checked all the rooms. In the bedroom, we went into the closet, turned on the light, and what did we find? A fricken massacre... There were two bodies hanging from hooks, one in a bathtub, and another strapped to a chair, blood everywhere. We beat the shit out of the guy, and then threw him in the brig. He killed himself later when an unused nade rolled into his cell.

    Too bad cool shit like that doesnít happen often.
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  30. Post #30
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    February 2006
    1,234 Posts
    I was playing in Hometown (back in Gmod9) as a hitman. This one guy came up to me and told me to take out these two guys that were messing with his business. So I went over to where the client told me where the victim and his room mate lived to find two hitmen that were hired as well at the baracaded door. The two guys I needed to hit were inside, yelling at the hitmen to go away. So, while all this was going on, I climbed onto the roof of the apartment that the two men lived in, and quietly jumped down to their balcony at the back of their apartment, the door was already open. I slowly slipped inside and whipped a shotgun out of my overcoat and pumped the two so full of lead that even the director of Sin City would cringe. I unbarracaded the door so the two men could enter. When they saw the bodies, they puked enough to fill Niagra Falls. I walked out of the building to have to have two police men greet me and ask me if they heard any gunshots. I told them I was a witness to the murder of two men on the third floor and that the two killers were still inside. As they rushed up, I walked over to my client's store to take what I had earned. As I entered the store, I heard someone yell out and tured to see two men pointing at me. It was the two hitmen that had been hired with me telling the cops that I had done the killing. I pretended to be shocked and yelled otherwise. The cops took the hitmens' yelling as a lie just to get out of jail, so they arrested them. I continued into the store to see my cliet pointing a shotgun in my face. The last thing I heard was a *click*, then felt my body hit the floor as blood ran free out of my stomach. I felt the cold hand of death embrace me, and fell asleep to never be awoken again.
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  31. Post #31
    khaeotixs's Avatar
    November 2006
    4 Posts
    When I went on an RP server and we made forts on gm_construct. it was EPIC because you could make what you needed for your RP character.
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  32. Post #32
    IHASAPIE's Avatar
    September 2005
    60 Posts
    I went on an RP server and crashed it.























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  33. Post #33
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    August 2006
    15 Posts
    I joined up with this guy, got elected mayor, and he held me hostage for 2 million dollars. We were going to split it, but some wiseass cop had an AR2 and killed him before he got any money. All this took place in RP_Hometown in the bank vault.
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  34. Post #34
    chris0132's Avatar
    June 2005
    810 Posts
    When me and some girl (probably) named alyx cybered on one of those old zombie rp maps.
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  35. Post #35
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    November 2006
    4 Posts


    A picture says a thousand words.
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  36. Post #36
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    December 2006
    11 Posts
    Hehe, Nice. Didn't know that Roven(Corbin) killed so many at 1 Moment!

    My Epic moment as me and Canesfan took over a Nexus and killed many Combines. I didn't know where the other Rebels were. We survived long time against 1 Civil Protection, 1 Overwatch and 1 COHTF. Well they respawned and always ran to the Nexus to kill us. It was really funny.

  37. Post #37
    Kennedy's Avatar
    December 2006
    1 Posts
    When people didn't kill each other for a whole minute.
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  38. Post #38
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    July 2006
    31 Posts
    a had a game that lasted 5 hours everything was going smooth in till someone launched a nuke that crashed the game
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  39. Post #39
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    December 2006
    7 Posts
    I went on an RP server, disconnected, shut down my PC and went out with my friends. Ahhh what a day.
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  40. Post #40
    ServerCrash's Avatar
    November 2006
    4 Posts
    xX Twitch Xx posted:
    I went on an RP server, disconnected, shut down my PC and went out with my friends. Ahhh what a day.
    Get a life.
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