1. Post #41
    Gold Member
    Dennab
    January 2007
    8,650 Posts
    Once, i joined a RP server, cargtown_b7 and the admin wanted to ban me with his ban gun, i ran away to the gunshop for a crossbow and killed the admin, picked up his BAN gun and shot the admin

    Conclusion: The Admin got banned from his own server
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  2. Post #42
    Raznor?'s Avatar
    November 2006
    12 Posts
    I've completely ruined several servers beyond playability on more than one occasion. Like this one time on Millenium Tower when I owned all the doors and locked them. Nobody could get anywhere because the doors in that map connect different parts of the map together and nobody could get through them, they couldn't stop me because no admins were present (it was a dedicated server) and everyone was too stupid to votekick me. Eventually the server shut down.

    Edit:

    Also, this one time on CSCdesert, the server had a Lua console command that spawned a citizen NPC that would sell guns. The thing was, whoever wrote the script forgot to make the command admin-only, and also neglected to make the script limit how many of these gunshop NPCs could be spawned. Of course, upon discovering this I immediately bound it to a key and spammed them everywhere. Within about a minute there were several hundred citizen NPCs, all talking, following people, selling guns, and slowing everyones framerate to a crawl. The server was lagging like crazy, everyone's ping was soaring into the 900's. They had no idea it was me. The admin restarted the map, of course to no avail as I immediately started the process over again. After several map restarts the strain on the host became too great and the server came crashing down.
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  3. Post #43
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    December 2006
    37 Posts
    This one time I shot a guy
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  4. Post #44
    Raznor?'s Avatar
    November 2006
    12 Posts
    Blaat posted:
    This one time I shot a guy
    This one time I made a ton of Combine Elite NPCs with Annabelles at the spawnpoint of oviscity and they repeatedly shot the guys

  5. Post #45
    ServerCrash's Avatar
    November 2006
    4 Posts
    Raznor? posted:
    This one time I made a ton of Combine Elite NPCs with Annabelles at the spawnpoint of oviscity and they repeatedly shot the guys
    One time I raped someone in the PD.
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  6. Post #46

    August 2006
    2 Posts
    ServerCrash posted:
    One time I raped someone in the PD.

    Hi. I DEMAND COMPENSATION PLEASE. Thank you.
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  7. Post #47
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    November 2006
    4 Posts
    The_Jester posted:
    Hi. I DEMAND COMPENSATION PLEASE. Thank you.
    *Compensates Jester with his dick* you like?
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  8. Post #48
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    August 2005
    45 Posts
    ah classic moments in ZRPTS, too many to mention

  9. Post #49
    I survived Camp FP 2010
    LordLoss's Avatar
    January 2007
    2,673 Posts
    On good old Gmod9, Hometown1999. The 6 cops ushered everyone into the court house, locked the door and started killing everyone, and continued doing this outside near the spawns for a good ten minutes. Eventually we banded together and charged them with pistols and SMGs. Dramatic music in the background, we lept up from behind our cover and sprinted towards the cops, spraying bullets and yelling into our mics. No'one survived, but it was an epic sight...
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  10. Post #50
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    July 2005
    18 Posts
    The roleplay in dystopian dreams, especially meeting wintermute (the AI construct based off neuromancer), that was epic. The dialogue was dramatic and like a film (only two of us were RPing, man I've had some good times in private servers).
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  11. Post #51
    Rasirez's Avatar
    June 2006
    26 Posts
    ass
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  12. Post #52
    Blueberet's Avatar
    January 2006
    1 Posts
    Epic rp moment?Ah,of course.I'm keeping it simple:
    Me with a crossbow.
    Mayor(who was also an admin) staring right at me screaming no DM!

    The logical thing to do would have been to shoot him in the face.

    Let's just say that 30 minute ban was worth every minute of it
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  13. Post #53
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    July 2006
    388 Posts
    Now I like the fact that you can manage to say something really dumb so hilariously. 1 gold star for the above.
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  14. Post #54
    Knoxx's Avatar
    July 2006
    8 Posts
    I was playing as a cop, and a guy came up and shot me
    I shot him back, and he got all pissed off and said "Why did you shoot me?"

    turns out that you have to forget everything when you die
    I was mad, but I settled down and kept responding to alarms like a good cop.

    then he kept killing me, but I ignored him, and he did it a few more times

    I got pissed and said "So you can continously murder me no matter how many times I kill you, but I can't do anything about it? That's fucked up"

    admin got pissed and banned both of us =/
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  15. Post #55
    Eagle555's Avatar
    July 2005
    18 Posts
    I find it kinda sad how most people's 'epic' roleplay moments come from dm'ing or generally not roleplaying, instead messing around. I wish it was better :(.
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  16. Post #56
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    January 2007
    24 Posts
    I was with this gir- oh, no porn.
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  17. Post #57
    Zicron740's Avatar
    January 2007
    8 Posts
    Well once I was in a rp server (don't know what it was called) and i was a bandit this guy owned the gunshop he went out and locked it I ran in he didn't see me then i got guns killed him then cops came and thought he did it i was so shocked and said "lol"! And the admin was abusing someone.
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  18. Post #58
    Ottis's Avatar
    February 2007
    1 Posts
    how exactly do you go about Gmod RPing anyways?
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  19. Post #59
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    Lukeo's Avatar
    October 2006
    4,369 Posts
    I used to be an expert escape artist even from prisons.

    One time, the cops kept arresting everyone (They were noobs) so i sneaked through into the police station and locked all the doors. (The ovis city forcefields in the police station). The cops ran to the door and shouted for me to let them in, so i shout out "Never!" and chuck a grenade through a little hole in the wall.

    BOOM

    3 dead combine.

    But what i didn't realise was that my barricades through the vents didn't work so well against some "Uber-Cop" and he came through and chucked me in prison. :(

    But then i just escaped and ran his ass over with my BMW that i bought. :D
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  20. Post #60
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    February 2006
    3 Posts
    I had a roleplay session running for most of the day, and then my GMod crashed, and when I rejoined, everybody had left :(
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  21. Post #61
    Tensuni's Avatar
    December 2006
    33 Posts
    i gave all my money to an Admin, and he banned me for spamming :/
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  22. Post #62
    Sheldon's Avatar
    November 2006
    9 Posts
    I was Medieval Roleplaying on a Server with rp_anvil_b38, I started off as a knight under the admin ( LORD ) and played for like 10 hours until I was a duke under him. It was fun until a few people joined and where "dragons" then they used the flamethrower to kill people, and there was no prop protection so they removed everything that we made ( decorations ) and buttons and doors and signs in the map. Then they used the holy mage secondary power to kill us all. Even though the admin banned them, the rping never started back up because alot of people left. Kinda sucked that it had to stop :(.
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  23. Post #63
    I am a pasty white nerd who gets offended for black people because I have nothing better to do
    TheHydra's Avatar
    July 2006
    4,307 Posts
    Gmod 9. RP_hometown1999. I kept rushing into the admin room and dicking around, so the admin used a script to set a barrier in front of the entrance.
    I managed to walk backwards through it.
    Admin sets 5 barriers.
    I walk through them.
    Admin set literally 20 barriers.
    I walk through them.

    Good times, everyone was freaking the Hell out.
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  24. Post #64
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    December 2006
    897 Posts
    :D, My best moment was, Yea I don't know, I got knocked down X.x
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  25. Post #65
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    February 2007
    1 Posts
    CaLeB- posted:
    Everyone was a Kliener model and ran around like mingebags.

    It... it was horrifying... :(


    You might need physiological treatment my friend
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  26. Post #66
    Lord_Frost's Avatar
    March 2006
    3 Posts
    Every time I go on a RP server with my friends it's amazing, we turn it into a huge DM and ruin everything!
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  27. Post #67
    I got gold member because I wiki'd "Tit fucking"
    Frank_West's Avatar
    September 2006
    1,939 Posts
    Creating a Terrorist Faction, smuggling weapons, and stealing shit in cscdesert.

  28. Post #68
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    December 2006
    248 Posts
    someone called me EPIC! Then i blew up the city with a nuke.
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  29. Post #69
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    June 2006
    6,177 Posts
    Long time ago, across lot's of gm constructs and freespaces, in a lonely map of RP_city(ros smthing). There were 3 bad cops abusing and jailing people without point... Ok screw this.
    So I was in this town(don't remember the name, but the town had a police station in the middle, furniture store, resturant, rebel base, apartments, 7/11, melon shop and a gun store.
    So the cops were abusing us, and they were beating up(read shooting) few guys at the apartments. We all hated them, so i ran to police, entered the place thru vents, broke thru a locked door, locked it with unlockable lock(read weld the damn thing) ran downstairs, enabled laser wall, ran to prison sector, closed garage, locked it, ran to cells, gave every prisoner a gun, and ordered them to make traps for cops. Then I called the cops by saying
    OMG WTF JAILBREAK
    and did some gunshots. cops were running. we trapped one cop between the police station "airlock" one in torture chamber and one ran in cell. wich we offcourse closed. voila, town taken over. But the cops got free, because one of us was traitor.

    Second moment, was when i was told to assasinate the admin.
    he was brb for a moment, so i had a clear crossbow shot. He was nailed to a wall.

    other epic moments:
    When i took over the police station by myself with killing spree and a strider.
    When i was playing Death(visit people, just a second before they die, and i was the killer)

    when i stole whole towns matresses. They were later found in cops office, and the cop was fired.

    When i was known as "assasin, who rides with a pink schoolbus"
    For some reason, i got free melons when i was riding a pink schoolbus.
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  30. Post #70
    Stingwraith's Avatar
    January 2007
    28 Posts
    I jumped off a house and splattered on impact.

    Blood and guts were everywhere. We had to call the maid.
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  31. Post #71
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    July 2005
    15 Posts
    Lord_Frost posted:
    Every time I go on a RP server with my friends it's amazing, we turn it into a huge DM and ruin everything!

    What's your steam id? I want to ban you.

    And my favorite moment was sitting down rp style.

  32. Post #72
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    Lord of Ears's Avatar
    January 2007
    7,470 Posts
    I've never played rp. I would go to the downloads and um... download maps for rp but the downloads section is down for me.
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  33. Post #73
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    August 2006
    4 Posts
    The time I set my job to "Very Bad Man" and spawned a knife.
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  34. Post #74
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    Tagger's Avatar
    August 2006
    446 Posts
    Once onRp_bahamut we were playing some good ship RP. Then the higher passengers (The admin, my friend and I) decided to blow up the ship. So we did and flew to the rock. Then the Admin played a crazy person and was like that bad ass juggernaut character that even though was hammered with 567 bullets could still beat you down with a stunstick. Temporary layoffs, good times.

    On Cscdesertv2-1, (On an RP server managed by my friend Evil-Dragon and I[Leo Owens]). We played a swat like game against mingebags who really went tactical. It was awesome like a real combat situation.
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  35. Post #75
    abulero's Avatar
    March 2006
    9 Posts
    Lol it was in UCRPM, i have a house and more than 10 types of food in the fridge (yes, they were REALLY in a fridge) and I was a chef and all people in my server came to my house asking for food and i sold a lot and won a lot of money, pie were 30 bucks and sandwiches were 20, I don't remember the other things. and the food is eatble and you gain energy when eating. Old times, good times. There is still no UCRPM to gmod10...

    Ps.: the people who buyed my food were dieing =X
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  36. Post #76
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    January 2007
    944 Posts
    just wondering, WOULD SOMEONE PLEASE HOST A SILENT HILL RP SERVER!?!? I have tried, and no one could find my server.... waaaah
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  37. Post #77
    bioproject's Avatar
    July 2006
    1 Posts
    I was in rp_OMGcityfinal 2 days ago. I had a good thing going, I owned the gunshop, we had a cool admin, everything was going great. Then, some dumbass Noclipped into my gun shop and killed me. After I respawned, I realised that he had put up barricades, turrets, and spawned SWEPS. So I decided it was toime to get my shop back. I went into a nice, unpopulated corner, spawned a PARA, and got to work.

    End result: bastard got Banned, I got stuck in a door & timed out. :\

  38. Post #78
    limewire's Avatar
    July 2006
    75 Posts
    Most epic moment? A time in old gmod9 on Baxter's RP server.

    Zombies + good rp + bulding and SWEP spawning to fight the zombies = That time... The memories...

  39. Post #79
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    Patrickletch's Avatar
    December 2006
    113 Posts
    I set my job to pizza delivery guy, and delivered pizzas with invisible S.L.A.Ms underneath. What puzzled me was how the explosion would not kill them, but rather the high velocity pepperoni. 'Physics Prop' I was never caught.
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  40. Post #80
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    August 2005
    45 Posts
    Your caught now :siren: :cop: :siren:
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