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Ever been sat in an Exam and there is a question that you just can not for the life of you think how to do?

Well, put what you really think down next time..just like these people.

Hahaha.. I love this. These are the things I wish I could write on my tests.

Holy shit that is funny.

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Teenage Mutant Ninja turtles. Classic.

Wow these are fantastic. I got 2 marks on a science exam once on a question I had no idea, because I wrote about how to make a cup of tea. The marks were for a well ordered answer, with good grammar and such.

I've done a few things like this but mostly my teachers liked them.

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Fuck, they took the image down!

Well last year on my Chemistry exam, I really didn't understand anything that was on the test. (Chem. is not my bag ) Instead of wasting two hours trying to figure out how to do problems and make sensible answers, I wrote random stuff for every single question on the test. Expecting a E on my report card in the summer, I instead found a B. Apparently my teacher got lazy grading her first hour of the days tests'.

"Suck my dick, fag"

"See me"

HAHA.

I remember on one of my exams for physics there was a question above parapsailing. What does the person do to help him..

i.e. Bend knees too reduce drag etc.

But I thought why not.. Answer: Hold on tight to the bar and start praying.

And I got it right

I drew a smiley face on one of the questions I didn't know how to answer and scribbled, 'Do it, you'll go to heaven'.

Me too. Once on a test I didn't know something and I put a confused smiley face along with the words "Don't know"
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Teacher

"Find X."
"Here it is."


Made me laugh.

Last year I didn't know how to do a question in (I think) chemistry, and it called for an explanation of my answer. I put down 7 (my favorite number, o'course) and drew a little picture of a wizard killing a dragon.

I rationalized this by explaining that I got 7 the same way that Harry Potter killed a giant spiked fire-breathing dragon: magic.

The question was out of 3 and I got 1 for creativity.

This is fucking hilarious.

Can't see the pics. >: (

I love the find X

"Here it is" lol

I've did this once.
I put no matter how hard I try I cannot make pancakes!!

Then on the side teaches say see me after class I'll teach you.

pro=Noob :excited:

I lol'd really hard at the "X = suck my dick" "See me"

Well, I had to fill out a survey for some bullshit local college, and I really didn't want to, and so I put a picture of a duck on the answer sheet.


I got a detention. :excited:

HAHAHA i loled.

Ahh this is great.

Most of my tests end up having an answer like that.

"What is x?"

A letter. Hurr.

My teachers have stopped leaving comments on them.

I've done this sort of thing a few times. My teachers don't seem to mind much.

Hah! Pro - Noob. Lovin' it. Oh, and I think the teacher likes Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles...

These are awesome if I wrote some of these I would probably get done for it. Shame really.

I lol'ed

No. There is an elephant in the way.

winrar.

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The best ones, by far.

Hehe, I love the "find x" "here it is", and it is the right answer aswell. It should be work out the value of x.

this thread wins!

I sense epic win in this thread.

I had seen two of those before but the elephant one was just hilarious

Once in my maths exam there was a question I really couldn't solve. I just wrote a big "D'oh!" there

Holy crap.

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I really love the last one.

"Because he slept with his boss wife"

On one of my tests (a practice one) there was a really hard algebra question. I normally think algebra questions are good, cause they're just a puzzle, but this one was so above my level. I just put:
I can count all the way to 10, does that get marks?

winner

One of the best i've ever seen wa swhen someone i know looped all his answer back to chuck norris

"will the block reach point B?"
"only if chuck norris wants it to"

"find X"
"X=Chuck norris"

"describe this Graph"
"it's a sheet of metel with a dent in it where Chuck norris Round house kicked it"

I lol'd

Who needs to know algebra any way?

(Really, who ever grows up and builds rockets any way? Even then you don't need it.)

A long time ago when I was in Japanese class (lol moonlanguage), our teacher had a native speaker come to class, so we could ask her questions about Japan and shit. Everyone else was all "What is the most popular game console in Japan" and basic stuff like that. I couldn't think of anything else to say, so I asked her "Kore wa batatoduzu desu ka? (Is this Battletoads?)"

No. No it wasn't.

On an italian test, my friend only knew one word "La riviera" which means the coastline. He put that for every answer, including the ones we were supposed to answer with numbers.

I had a test on musical theory that had a question that included a piece of some song written in notes and you had to identify it.

The exact question was: "Do you recognize what songs these pieces are from"

So i just wrote "Yes" there


Also, when i was on the lower secondary and we had the country wide exam thingy on english, we had the following question: "What would you say to someone who steps on your toes in a tram. Be polite. ("It's nothing" isn't enough)

My classmate wrote "I absolve you" and got no points. :P
(Basically everyone at our school just laughed at the test because our school was ½ english and some of the teachers didn't even know any finnish)

I'LL TELL YOU! Maths teachers, as they need to be able to teach kids about how it works!

Fucking hilarious.

Pro - Noob

Too much internets :excited:

I love the "I would check to see if it had a vagina"
What a FUCKING stupid FUCKING question.

:4chan:

Oh, a few months ago, I had to take this thing called the HSA. I have no idea what it was for, but you had to pass it, unless you're a senior, which I am. It was administered like a test, graded like a test, and looked like a test, but it's only purpose for me was to set a benchmark for the rest of the school.

I had to take two: Math and English. Both tests are comprised of multiple choice, short essay, and long essay questions, called BCRs and ECRs, respectively. You don't get a Scantron sheet, but rather a booklet which has to be checked by hand.

For the first, English, I was pulled out of my real English class in which we were to take a test to take this test that didn't count at all. It wasn't long, so I went through it quickly, making sure I answered all the multiple choice questions correctly, but for the essay questions, I pulled some epic copypasta out of my ass. I Sucessfully wrote down the entire Yoshinoya Rant for the first. The question was "What of your life experiences would you like to share with a young person?". Then, Bel-Air'ed the final essay question, which was "What in life makes you the most happy?" or something equally cheesy.


For Math, I proceeded to answer all the multiple choice questions as well as I could, because they refused to give me a calculator. This is a list of the things I wrote down in the answer booklet, in order:

1. "Thanks a lot for not giving me a calculator, jerks"
2. First BCR, wrote down Bel-Air lyrics again
3. Drew a Blackface Cell, firin' his lazer.
4. First ECR, drew Longcat and filled the empty space around Longcat with o's.
5. Second BCR, drew tanasinn, wrote "Don't think, Feel."
6. Drew an AE86.
7. Third BCR, Wrote what looked like a paragraph in Japanese, but was a mix of sqiggles, Japanese characters, and mathematical symbols.
8. Second and last ECR, colored in the entire page and used the eraser to write DESU across the page three times.
9. "I would have tried if you'd given me a calculator. Enjoy your AIDS."
10. Final page. Drew Duckroll.
11. Went back and wrote "Mi casa es su casa (My house is your house)" on every page.


So far I haven't seen any reprecussions of my one-man-raid on the school system's tests, but I heard through the grapevine that Seniors taking the HSA's next year will be doing so for a grade to prevent "nonsense".

One time I put that "I don't know" for an answer and argued that it was correct because it was true.

aahhaha chuck norris man you're awesome seriously yeah awesome add me or on steam i mean wicked yeah.

I did this on a math test last week. Great fun for the teacher to ask why you wrote "y^2 + x^2 = harbl".

It's even more fun when you write y^2 + x^2 = DRACULA PENIS

I'm lost.

Read- 4Chan.

I didn't know what to do in a Geometry pop quiz, so here's what I put:



EDIT:

Don't make fun of my teacher's scratching out, he has a strange disease that makes his hands twitch, and yeah.

Much thanks for the laughs. Great thread.

Parkinsons disease I'd say.

That's what I thought.

It's rude to ask though.

I cracked up at every one.

"No, there is an elephant in the way"

LOL.

This is so fantastic. The guy has to be a fuckin' genius. =P

Haha, most of those are pretty clever.

Haha..

What's wrong with him? Is it FATAL!?

It's probably Parkinson's.

He's 29 though, so I hope not, that would suck.

Shit I'm inspired to go fail a test.

I have a Physics test this Thursday. Any question I don't know is getting one of these awesome answers.

DO IT

Damn I don't think I have any tests between now and my GCSE's. And I think it would be just SLIGHTLY a bad move to do this on my real tests :P

If I don't know any questions on my Geometry test on Thursday, I'll do this.

Then scan them.

Ouch, that would suck. I hope he gets better if possible, I don't know much about Parkinson's.

You can't, as far as I know it's permanent.

But I doubt he has that, I think he got in a motorcycle accident because he talks about his hand and physical therapy with the other teachers.

This one is clearly the best. You can just imagine the students thought processes. Starting from "ok lets solve this", then "Oh god its hard" to "AAAAAAAAAAAAA"

I get math quizzes that I have NO IDEA on what to do on them, so, next time, because my math teacher is nice, I'm going to draw something retarded

This one made me laugh extremely hard. Oh, god these are hilarious.

x=5. This is the easiest problem in Geometry.

Pythagorean Triple. 3-4-5

For a spanish test we were supposed to write sentences with different verbs (i.e. 1.(estar) Yo estoy en fuego). Since i had no idea what write for "Tener" Which is "To have", i simply put "Yo tengo muchos gatos en mi pantalones" which literally translates into "I have many cats in my pants".










I got an A.


Oh and for those of you in 4th grade who are puzzeled by pythagoras' theory, it's A squared + B Squared = C squared.

Como se dice 'pig' en espanol?

We had to vote who would represent our class for this SAT thing, and she told us not to put our names on it. Whenever something is done annonymous (i.e. voting)I always put stuff like that. I voted for God, then drew a Shoop Shooping a dog's penis off.

I had to do the same thing in french, I also had no clue so I would write. Il y a un parti dans mon pantalon. Which means there's a party in my pants. I'm not sure how to write it anymore since I dropped the language.





I got a 0.