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Download the custom vending machine for this thread here!
Ok, this is how the game works.
Each person will get pose a picture of a character getting an item from a vending machine. This item can be anything you want, or any created contaption you want. Use your imagination. It can be anything you like. When you are done, say "Inserts coin" for the next person. Then they will say what they got from the machine. If you are totally lost, go here for an example. http://forums.insomniacgames.com/vie...ending+machine
Rules:
1.Do not upload your images to the Garrys mod forums. This will use up his VBulletin space. Please use one of the following upload
websites and use the image code [ img ][ /img ].
Image hosting sites- http://imageshack.us/ - http://photobucket.com/ - http://www.putfile.com/
2.Item canot be alyx nude or anything nude. Keep it clean.
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Update 14

1. ZCaliber: My Greatest challenge Ever... Part 1 and 2
2. Diskless: F.E.A.R = B.A.N
3. TheRav3n: Bullet Time Baby!
4. Clover: Cause and Effect
5. Mjolnir82991: Nice comic!
6. Zeemlapje: Mingebag Dispencer
7. EVILteddy: Walking Machine
8. Rabspat: Absorbing...killing...thing
9. Lionheart: Need the model...

1. Clover: Cause and Effect 3 Votes
2. Phoenix1507: Gordons Revenge 1 Vote
3. DesEagle: Matrix-Like 1 Vote
4. Evil teddy:Walking Machine 1 Vote
5. PacificV2 and Pr3dator: Mingebag Trap 1 Vote
6. MetalMav: Zip Line thingy (I am thinking of an apropriate name.)1 Vote
7. LORD M's: Need a name... 1 Vote

We need votes people! Vote for your favorite comic. Give a name for it aswell please :)

Inserts Coin

Make me.

well i think is is kinda fun this is my entry

yo i got myself a hostage ragdoll a pazershrek and a censored bar necklace and i roped then ragdoll and pazershreck to my hands so i wont lose them

i also got this gigantic space rocket type device

WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!
sorry for last pic i thought it would show the bullet emmiters
P.S. i know my posing sucks but htis isnt about posing so dont be mad o pissed at my posing at least i used D_B_M_P
Insert Coin(s)

I got knives.

inserts coin

I got a PSP and something else. (He's not throwing the PSP into the air, it's like from the zelda games when you get an item it floats above your head.) Sorry for the crappy posing. Not like it's a posing contest :)





Insert Coin(s)

EDIT: Sorry for double post.

Gman's vending mahcine problem.



P.S. I made the gman skin.

This happened to us all, well atleast to me!

yay coke!

woah too much!

remember kids drinking can kill, also coke, coke is deadly!
never trust vending machines kids, this message was borught to you by happy time drug bears!
first begs rich people for coins, then inserts half-eaten coin(s)

Inserts coin.

I got a kick out of it...

After that, I got a PS2

Insert coin.

Ahh those last few were great!

and gets

a badass halo 2 warthog woohooo
puts in a coin

YAY! Me always wanted me own missle!

YAY! MORE KEEP COME!! *hugs bomb tighter*

Insert coin :)

It's an obvious one.

Wow, didn't realize you had to take a quiz before you could post screenshots now. Anyway, here it is.








Insert huge ball of plasma not related to the last level of Half-Life 2. And a coin, if you want.

In an attemp to insert a huge plasma ball, the vending machine flew off to unknown lands.




[SIZE="2"]Insert coin(s)[/SIZE]

Omg, those where all really funny and good work everyone!

Sorry about the bad posing I really just didn't care.

My first real comic. If anyone wonders, I am Panzerfaust Monk.
EDIT: AW F***, they didn't resize! Well, sorry. Ill fix them first.
EDIT2: Fixed!

A prize goes to anybody who doesn't make the object hit their character in the face for the next comic.

My comic didn't hit him in the face it just blew up in his face.

Yeah I got stabbed in the face.

I was going to post a comic, but i hit the "r" key. :\

Pffffff, I got my head severed.

For some reason I felt like making another one.








[SIZE="4"]Insert coin(s)[/SIZE]

*Inserts coin*

heres mine

*Inserts Coin*

mine didn't get hit ion the face!

Hmmm oh well, i have some great shots but i cant post them. I can tell you how ever that in one the whole combine army is envolved...

fucking vending machine stole my money



inserts coin, passes out

Hahahahahahahahaha. That very much owns, frasier.

You forgot to ass tuck Barney, tsk tsk tsk.

Here is mine:





Enjoy your tasty beverage.

This will be, most likely, the only time I'll say 'ROFL'.

That's great

ha ha, soviet russia...

very good

Rolfmywaffle to that Soviet Russia one. Very good execution.

I got an explosion... and a coke.





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Mine isn't really a comic, but i like it. He's kicking the legions of statue hugry turtles advancing towards him.




Insert Coin(s)

Insert Coin

^^^^ that was so random ^^^^

^^^What about mine? :\

what about yours?

do you like mine? :\

All of 'em rock. Including yours Crai.

Here's mine...















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hahahaha.... that was AWSOME! ^^^

Okay, the absolute last time.

ROTFLMFAO!!!

The best part was when it flew away, that was complete randomness and I never laughed so hard at a picture before.

ok, here is mine! enjoy!









insert coin here []

lmao nice one complete randomness

That was funny man.

ok, you guys. when you want to comment on someone's post you don't need to quote the whole damn thing. It just makes the thread jumbled and confusing

ok, i made another one because i was bord!










hope you liked it! ;D

How adorable. A headcrab that likes watermellon. Maybe 'cause it's shaped like heads.

Actually, that would make a funny comic or something, staring the daily antics of a lovable headcrab.

^^^ good idea! :D ill start tomoro!

This thread is Awsome! :D

it CAN and SHOULD be stickied!

look, post rate pictures and rate thread, isnt it so simple?

Think I've really overdone it with the effects and stuff, but here.
Made in multiplayer with frasierdog and drive_the_hive. :D
Click.

Forgot a "Fin.".

Hahahaha, Random!

hahaha... that was funny! :D

Here we are...

I apologise for the rubbish graphics, I'm not on my 'gaming' computer.

Could you guys do something else than people being killed from stuff flying out of the machine? :/

he he sanastro, ours turned out so good!

Alright. Here is something else.

2 things:

1) what program do you guys use to make the captions
2) EvilZombi:How did you get that exploding blood effect?

I use PhotoShop Elements 2.0 for my editing. And use emitter #6 for the blood spray. Make sure to set delay time to .01 so you get it automatically.

never set the delay for blood to .01 as you can see it looks like a fucking fountain. For realism set it to like .10 and just time your screenshot

:( .01 is good for some screens.

Awesome. :D

Mine wasn't killed by something flying out of the vending machine, but rather, the severing of the head caused by stuff flying out of the vending machine.

I used a program that really isnt used for image editing to insert my text. I didn't feel like running my image through paint because it ALWAYS reduces the quality when I save it to some format other than BMP. I used IrfanView, a good image VIEWER and converter. I just used the insert text thing.

this so far is my FAVORITE thread! :D keep it up! I LOVE THIS TREAD! lets try getting it stickied!

This is great it should be stickied. all of these are great!

Okay I am loving these they are very funny...well most of them are and well..I decided to make some too some are unreadable(damn Photobucket), but anyways here they are I'll put whats going on under the picture

Okay he's putting a coin into the machine and thinking "I wonder what I'll get?"

*RUMBLE* *RUMBLE* Something is coming out.

YAY! a headcrab came out and he says "What a magnificent specimen!"

OH NO! the headcrab jumped at him and hes screaming "AAAHHH!!"

He's zombified and blood is everywere he says "I got a headcrab and it did this to me."

These are awsome guys! I can't believe this thread got so popular. Thanks to everybody who submitted. These are great! By the way, if you don't like the way photobucket works. Just use another site like imageshack. My favorite.

Oh well I'm gunna keep using photobucket as long as they can understand what's going on.Oh and sharpshark can you tell us your favorite so far?