Prtl_Paradox - Facepunch

1/4 Life

Gold Member

July 2005
3,725 Posts

Name:

prtl_Paradox

Version:

1.0

Description:

A quick test map for portal, guaranteed to crash portal half of the time!

Requirements:

Portal, Paradox resistance, IQ of 3.

Download:

http://www.filefront.com/15445689/Portal%20Paradox.7z

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Crazy?

Enjoy dividing by zero?

This map is for you! :excited:

Portals are one sided, how did you fix that?:
When did I ever say I only used two portals?

This map is way to simple, why would you do this?:
I don't know, It's even more simple than my first map. But you have to admit, paradoxes are fun.

Credit:
1/4 Life - Map
PelPix - GLaDOS Voice

This map is guaranteed to crash your copy of Portal 50% of the time!

Community Screenshots: (Originally added by DEADBEEF)
(Picure by Tk1138)

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(Picure by Sqwerp)

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(Picure by Saber15)

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(Picture by Meh)

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(Picure by Thunderbolt)

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3com111

Gold Member

March 2005
8,649 Posts

Thanks man!
Will play.

Nice MP3 by the way.

GordonGman

July 2006
1,384 Posts

I don't get it!

Darknife

February 2007
1,990 Posts

Lol.

Oh the .

Primus8

Gold Member

January 2007
2,893 Posts

Good job blowing up the internet 1/4 life

Photo Shop

May 2007
1,409 Posts

You should have programmed in an atomic explosion.

3com111

Gold Member

March 2005
8,649 Posts

Demolitions2

Gold Member

January 2006
4,848 Posts

3com111 posted:

She is not amused.

Photo Shop

May 2007
1,409 Posts

3com111 posted:

Trippy.

Reason134

August 2005
1,139 Posts

What has science done!?

Sqwerp took the screenshot, not me.

If you look really closely, you can see Jesus.

Tsuyoshi

January 2006
1,254 Posts

I can see forever..

Omnimmotus

August 2006
1,985 Posts

WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE?!

Tk1138

Gold Member

October 2005
6,344 Posts

nVidia

Gold Member

February 2006
5,868 Posts

Lol, i wish you could scale the portal entity in hammer.

MJ12

August 2007
213 Posts

nVidia posted:

Lol, i wish you could scale the portal entity in hammer.

That would be EPIC!

1/4 Life

Gold Member

July 2005
3,725 Posts

Reason134 posted:

What has science done!?

Sqwerp took the screenshot, not me.

If you look really closely, you can see Jesus.

H-H-Holy shit!

Eva-1337

Gold Member

October 2006
4,319 Posts

3com111 posted:

I divided by 0h 5h1-!

Lord Ivan

Gold Member

September 2007
3,249 Posts

Now if only there was a way to modify it so you could place portals on moving objects...

salty peanut

Gold Member

June 2006
11,614 Posts

WHAT THE FUC-BOOOM

Saber15

February 2005
1,511 Posts

Get your head out of your ass.

Deathclaw.

November 2005
242 Posts

Intense.

1/4 Life

Gold Member

July 2005
3,725 Posts

Saber15 posted:

Get your head out of your ass.

This is the best screenshot of Portal, ever.

s0m3_guy

Gold Member

July 2007
5,010 Posts

Oh boy, we're conducting some deadly science. Ultra epic awesomeness.

Thunderbolt

September 2006
1,246 Posts

WHAT HAVE I DONE

HeatPipe

October 2007
1,296 Posts

What. What.

I had something strange too.

Daolpu

Gold Member

March 2007
6,539 Posts

Maxwell31

January 2008
513 Posts

THIS IS JUST WIERD!!

Kept making her freak out! scared me alot.

But cool anyway. good for... something...

Edit:

Thunderbolt posted:

WHAT HAVE I DONE

If that's the portal ladies head then that must be her BRAINS!?
Alien much?

(black brains):(

Kinglah Crab

Gold Member

November 2007
3,007 Posts

Maxwell31 posted:

THIS IS JUST WIERD!!

Kept making her freak out! scared me alot.

But cool anyway. good for... something...

Edit:

If that's the portal ladies head then that must be her BRAINS!?
Alien much?

(black brains):(

That's her hair.

Grenadiac

February 2006
5,339 Posts

Tk1138 posted:

What's this? The companion cube has been split in half? Looks like models can be cut after all!

Jippiex2k

October 2006
514 Posts

Huh?!

Maxwell31

January 2008
513 Posts

Kinglah Crab posted:

That's her hair.

O ok lol

1/4 Life

Gold Member

July 2005
3,725 Posts

Jippiex2k posted:

Huh?!

How did I miss that? Awesome.

HiddenMyst

Gold Member

June 2006
8,111 Posts

This is the best map for Portal, hands down...
Now to download it...

Som

January 2008
1 Posts

1/4 Life posted:

How did I miss that? Awesome.

I got here through StumbleUpon, so this thread has at least been submitted onto there.

I took the trouble to register to tell you this, and say nice work.

1/4 Life

Gold Member

July 2005
3,725 Posts

Som posted:

I got here through StumbleUpon, so this thread has at least been submitted onto there.

I took the trouble to register to tell you this, and say nice work.

Thank you! :D