Guys! I was out for my daily run and I passed a friend's house, so we decided to go out in the woods and look for shit seeing as people find Native American/Revolutionary/Civil war relics. So we got a metal detector and got a few other friends and set out into the woods. About an hour into our journey, after finding a musket ball,(No pictures, I don't have a camera) We started hearing ruffling in the bushes and thought it was a dear or black bear, we shrugged it off and continued. After another half hour we didn't find anything of importance so we started thinking of turning back, so we did. So on our way back my friend, John was looking all paranoid. So we stopped and asked him what was going on, he said that he looked behind the group and saw a man-like shadow passing behind us. So we started laughing at him because, well, he is the one that cries wolf all the time. It was getting darker and we were heading back, but at a slow pace since we stopped a lot. So after we got to a little hide-out we made near a fallen tree a few weeks back, we stopped there and made a fire(Don't worry, we knew what we were doing, we all used to be eagle scouts and kept the fire contained.) I head back to my house to get some supplies for our camp out that we decided to have. I got a few bags of beef jerky, a tent, and a few gallons of water. I head back to the place and they got stuff of their own, and we told ghost stories and did other around the campfire shit. And we began to hear things in the woods. We heard what sounded like chimpanzee would make, and we asked ourselves "What the fuck?" This continued through the night. After I got home I got on the computer and researched about possible chimps in Florida, and found out that while they were filming a Tarzan movie in the 70's a few of the chimps got out of their cages and formed communities around the forests of Florida, and found that there was one were I lived. It was pretty interesting finding out that chimpanzees lived next to me. This isn't really a scary story but very strange..

You totally changed your story in the middle. I was thinking the forest was haunted until you started talking about chimps.

You hear a black bear and you continue in the forest.

I love the black dog tales, mostly because they're mostly british stories.

This song is quite cool actually. Someone should make a folk version, or a metal version.

Black bears aren't aggressive. Only when they are protecting babies do they get aggressive. But I have encountered wild Black Bears before, and they are quite friendly, that is if you don't piss them off.


EDIT:

That was a true story, and there are chimps in the forest. Nothing paranormal ever happens to me.

The Big Bang isn't a fact, why do people think that it's been proven?
I find it hard to believe nothing exploded and formed everything.

It wasn't nothing. It was all matter.

Ehm, Mass is never created or destroyed, so therefore there was a ball of mass the size of a marble with all the matter of the universe compressed in it. Then boom, it explodes out and creates the universe.

I don't know If I want to listen to it after reading the story and the comments...

>go north

He reminds me of this:



But bald.

Where the Hell did the matter/mass come from then?

Done, and done.

Holy shit, I actually feel like suiciding. :(


Actually, I don't. It sounds fucking cool.


Wait, what if some force makes you kill yourself. Like you are possessed, then it kills you. Then people never committed suicide from listening to this song.

I like it, it's awesome, and it doesn't depress me at all. I just love it.

I was half expecting the suicide song to be a Miley Sirus/Hanna Montana song....

Well. We'll see. Just keep on commenting how you're feeling... I'm watching with interest.

EDIT: oh my God, he hasn't commented in five minutes!

Coincidence; I THINK NOT!

Hey any body have any pictures of that thing that washed up on the beach in like Mexico or somewhere? I only got to see it on the Colbert Report.

Just read through all 11 pages, well not all posts but the ones with external links and stories on, which is very rare for me to do. This is most interesting indeed.

How deep were these hydro phone thingies that are being talked about in the OP?

Couldn't they just be the sound of a Military sub passing above/below a few miles away? Movement in the earth's plates on the sea bed miles below?

I really do think we should explore the deepest seas before we explore other planets.

Here's the Thread.

Wait about a thousand years for scientists to figure that out, come on dude, we are still just experimenting with space travel. Humans aren't the most developed race in the universe...

Exactly. So nobody should go around saying the Big Bang is a fact.
Oops, accidentally rated you Friendly.

Okay so some people commited suicide after hearing the song
how many others listened to it and never killed themselves?
Exactly

The size of a marble? =/
I think the scientific theory says it was a singularity. Therefore, infinitely small.

Yes yes, Whatever. I'm sorry but my brain functions are slow because I was attacked by monkeys in the woods.

I tell you what. if i ever become a shark scientist/marine biologist i'll drop some sonar in mysterious places when noones looking.

There was once a joke so funny, that everyone who read it would die laughing

I doubt that would effect me, it takes a lot to make me laugh.

Postal's ass?

The british superweapon?

There vere...two peanuts. valking down the street. Von vas assaulted- Peanut.

They used it in WW2 against the Germans. It was the world's funniest joke.
In fact, they had to translate it to German just so that the British soldiers wouldn't be able to understand it and die.

Holy SHIT I'm dead!

stop posting your ded

What was the British super weapon joke?

Umm, actually, wasn't that like a Monty Python sketch or something?

Who knows, you die if you read it.

Fine, I'll die happy. Now give my my fucking world's best joke!

Better Nate than lever? I don't wanna get charged with murder, here. I'm sure YouTube has an informational video on it, though.

Already tried that, there is none, and Google has no answer!

No, it was not another military sub that was what the hydrophone was for though detecting USSR subs, And it was not plates sliding against eachother they said it was something like a blue whale only many times larger. They also said it couldn't of been anything with a sac like a squid

Anybody know anything about ball lightning?

I remember watching a documentary on lightning and it had a part on ball lightning. Apparently after lightning strikes the ground, parts of it break off and skitter around. Some bald guy recreated it, but smaller.

I remember something about balls of lightning spontaneously appearing and floating around.
I cast magic missile

I would be freaked out if a ball of lightning was floating around.

This is fucking freaky, there's this ball of light that appears under a bridge around midnight almost every night for the past 140 years. (according to the indians) It's called the spook light.

The spook light:

This is some weird shit because the military conducted some tests over there and where unable to determine what it actually was.

Weather Balloon.

Swamp gas.

Edit:

Refracted off the surface of Venus.

Weather balloon filled with swamp gas...holy shit, do you know how :krad: that would be?

You're a retard, seriously. It's not a fucking weather balloon for fuck's sake.






















It's obviously the Bloop filled with swamp gas and UFOs.

Could anyone enlighten me with this Cthulhu thing.

Look it up on google, or wikipedia.

I had a fairly frightening experience a few days ago. :uhoh:

Shit, I get goosebumps just thinking about it. Anyways. I was playing Command & Conquer: Tiberian Dawn when I thought I heard something. I turn around only to see my door fucking close by itself. At first I thought that it must have been the wind. But then I realized that all the windows were fucking closed. I shrugged it off and continued playing. A little while later I thought I heard another noise. I turned around and the fucking door opens. At this point, I was shitting bricks. I spent the rest of the night with the lights on and my airsoft gun on my lap.

Just did it, it´s a cool story really interesting.
All these old alien gods.

According to my parents, when they still lived in Hungary, ball-lightning crashed through one of their windows and floated around the room before going up the chimney. :wooow:

Coincidentally, this was around the same time that my family was supposedly being haunted by my dead uncle who'd died a few days earlier.

Seriously, that is my last name.

I love this comment.

Does anybody read the book of lovercraft? About Cthulhu?

I swear i saw this once.

i was watching this cloud, and it looked like the slowest lightning bolt ever. it like floated to the left for three seconds before it disappeared. also, it didn't look very ball-like. it was kinda rod shaped.

Sure, in which way do you get to work?

I think they get there via a bus with tinted windows or a military passenger jet or something

I was asking HIM.

Why did I get funnies for that?I'm serious.

Why are people so freaked out by the number stations? I've heard them on my dads radio thing, they're most likely code things for undercover agents

It's creepy mostly because the way her voice is.

They are going to end up spending more money than they are raking in from the movie :x.

NEW URBAN LEGEND




The man that lives forever

I saw a redlight in my field when the power went out once

Oh and the MIB are really the three biblical magi, Blue Oyster Cult said so

Self-proclaimed, 15 year old, expert on a TOP SECRET military base.

Yeah... people are going to believe you.

He remains immortal by snorting the ashes of dead people.

I bet that some one just farted under water and they cought the recoil of it.

What do you want, a cookie? Quoting yourself is bad joojoo, man.

First of all guys, call Area 51 by its proper name
Groom Lake Weapons testing facility
and then you'll realise we develop top of the line aircraft and gauss guns there

Every Summer for a week my family goes to Maine into this place called Attean Lake Lodge, where there is no electricity, and al lights are either gas lights, or kerosene lanterns, or flashlights/lanterns. Except for a lodge that makes our breakfast and dinner. Anway, my parents were on the porch late at night and I forget where everyone else was, but we weren't there. Anyway, the lodge's lights were turned out and it was pretty much pitchblack and my parents were looking at the stars. They saw this orb of light that looked like "a giant lightning bug's light" floating over the lake. They watched it for a while, not knowing what it was, then it started coming towards them. that's when my dad suggested going inside. So they did. And they never saw it again.

Enough with the goddamn fart under water jokes.

Is that why he pulled the plug on his dad? To gain the age?

Can you prove it? I thought so. You're not an expert, it's top secret.
That or you're an undercover FBI/CIA Agent.

THE HORRIBLE NUTCASE



Did somebody already mention Ed Gein? He's probably the creepiest serial killer in the world. I mean, many nasty horror movies are based on his story: texas chainsaw massacre, silence of the lambs... and so on. check it out, if you haven't heard about him before. What a nutcase.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ed_Gein


Wiki:
This is not actually a mystery, but I think it is creepy enough for this thread, right?