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 Post #401
 5th August 2008
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Guys! I was out for my daily run and I passed a friend's house, so we decided to go out in the woods and look for shit seeing as people find Native American/Revolutionary/Civil war relics. So we got a metal detector and got a few other friends and set out into the woods. About an hour into our journey, after finding a musket ball,(No pictures, I don't have a camera) We started hearing ruffling in the bushes and thought it was a dear or black bear, we shrugged it off and continued. After another half hour we didn't find anything of importance so we started thinking of turning back, so we did. So on our way back my friend, John was looking all paranoid. So we stopped and asked him what was going on, he said that he looked behind the group and saw a man-like shadow passing behind us. So we started laughing at him because, well, he is the one that cries wolf all the time. It was getting darker and we were heading back, but at a slow pace since we stopped a lot. So after we got to a little hide-out we made near a fallen tree a few weeks back, we stopped there and made a fire(Don't worry, we knew what we were doing, we all used to be eagle scouts and kept the fire contained.) I head back to my house to get some supplies for our camp out that we decided to have. I got a few bags of beef jerky, a tent, and a few gallons of water. I head back to the place and they got stuff of their own, and we told ghost stories and did other around the campfire shit. And we began to hear things in the woods. We heard what sounded like chimpanzee would make, and we asked ourselves "What the fuck?" This continued through the night. After I got home I got on the computer and researched about possible chimps in Florida, and found out that while they were filming a Tarzan movie in the 70's a few of the chimps got out of their cages and formed communities around the forests of Florida, and found that there was one were I lived. It was pretty interesting finding out that chimpanzees lived next to me. This isn't really a scary story but very strange..
 Post #402
 5th August 2008
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Mikedestruct posted:
Guys! I was out for my daily run and I passed a friend's house, so we decided to go out in the woods and look for shit seeing as people find Native American/Revolutionary/Civil war relics. So we got a metal detector and got a few other friends and set out into the woods. About an hour into our journey, after finding a musket ball,(No pictures, I don't have a camera) We started hearing ruffling in the bushes and thought it was a dear or black bear, we shrugged it off and continued. After another half hour we didn't find anything of importance so we started thinking of turning back, so we did. So on our way back my friend, John was looking all paranoid. So we stopped and asked him what was going on, he said that he looked behind the group and saw a man-like shadow passing behind us. So we started laughing at him because, well, he is the one that cries wolf all the time. It was getting darker and we were heading back, but at a slow pace since we stopped a lot. So after we got to a little hide-out we made near a fallen tree a few weeks back, we stopped there and made a fire(Don't worry, we knew what we were doing, we all used to be eagle scouts and kept the fire contained.) I head back to my house to get some supplies for our camp out that we decided to have. I got a few bags of beef jerky, a tent, and a few gallons of water. I head back to the place and they got stuff of their own, and we told ghost stories and did other around the campfire shit. And we began to hear things in the woods. We heard what sounded like chimpanzee would make, and we asked ourselves "What the fuck?" This continued through the night. After I got home I got on the computer and researched about possible chimps in Florida, and found out that while they were filming a Tarzan movie in the 70's a few of the chimps got out of their cages and formed communities around the forests of Florida, and found that there was one were I lived. It was pretty interesting finding out that chimpanzees lived next to me. This isn't really a scary story but very strange..
You totally changed your story in the middle. I was thinking the forest was haunted until you started talking about chimps.
 Post #403
 5th August 2008
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You hear a black bear and you continue in the forest.
 Post #404
 5th August 2008
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Cyber_Demon posted:
Anyone hear of the Black Dogs? Apparently they are black dogs that roar, rather than bark. It's pretty easy to believe though, probably just a genetic trait or something.
And I'll go hunting for crptids with you guys.
I love the black dog tales, mostly because they're mostly british stories.

The Usborne Book of the Haunted World posted:
Stories of phantom Black Dogs are told in several countries, but most come from Britain. In some of them, the dog has one blazing eye. I others, it's paws point the wrong way. Sometimes the phantom dog has no head, only a bleeding stump at it's neck.
Usually, black dogs only appear briefly, then simply vanish. Seeing one always spells bad luck, though, as the Vaughn family from Shropshire, England, discovered.

*Story time.*
 Post #405
 5th August 2008
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Ickylevel posted:
A song that makes peoples suicide :

http://www.dark-stories.com/eng/gloomy_sunday.htm

The song can be listened here ( don't do it before you read the story ) :

http://www.archive.org/details/PaulW...thJohnnyHauser
This song is quite cool actually. Someone should make a folk version, or a metal version.
 Post #406
 5th August 2008
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Ickylevel posted:
You hear a black bear and you continue in the forest.
Black bears aren't aggressive. Only when they are protecting babies do they get aggressive. But I have encountered wild Black Bears before, and they are quite friendly, that is if you don't piss them off.


EDIT:

That was a true story, and there are chimps in the forest. Nothing paranormal ever happens to me.
 Post #407
 5th August 2008
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Warriorx3 posted:
Here's a strange one, the universe.

We all know how, and when it was created. Big Bang, some 12 billion years ago. Then over the course life began. The question is, why was the universe created?
The Big Bang isn't a fact, why do people think that it's been proven?
I find it hard to believe nothing exploded and formed everything.
 Post #408
 5th August 2008
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Usernameasd posted:
The Big Bang isn't a fact, why do people think that it's been proven?
I find it hard to believe nothing exploded and formed everything.
It wasn't nothing. It was all matter.
 Post #409
 5th August 2008
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Ehm, Mass is never created or destroyed, so therefore there was a ball of mass the size of a marble with all the matter of the universe compressed in it. Then boom, it explodes out and creates the universe.
 Post #410
 5th August 2008
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Heckler Stev posted:
This song is quite cool actually. Someone should make a folk version, or a metal version.
I don't know If I want to listen to it after reading the story and the comments...
 Post #411
 5th August 2008
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Ickylevel posted:
You hear a black bear and you continue in the forest.
>go north
 Post #412
 5th August 2008
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Ickylevel posted:

He reminds me of this:



But bald.
 Post #413
 5th August 2008
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BAZ posted:
It wasn't nothing. It was all matter.
Where the Hell did the matter/mass come from then?
 Post #414
 5th August 2008
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Bryanrocks01 posted:
Go to the club man, then tell them your penis size. (He knows what I mean)
Done, and done.
 Post #415
 5th August 2008
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Karhu1992 posted:
I don't know If I want to listen to it after reading the story and the comments...
Holy shit, I actually feel like suiciding. :(


Actually, I don't. It sounds fucking cool.


Wait, what if some force makes you kill yourself. Like you are possessed, then it kills you. Then people never committed suicide from listening to this song.
 Post #416
 5th August 2008
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hl2poo posted:
Holy shit, I actually feel like suiciding. :(


Actually, I don't. It sounds fucking cool.


Wait, what if some force makes you kill yourself. Like you are possessed, then it kills you. Then people never committed suicide from listening to this song.
I like it, it's awesome, and it doesn't depress me at all. I just love it.
 Post #417
 5th August 2008
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Usernameasd posted:
I like it, it's awesome, and it doesn't depress me at all. I just love it.
I was half expecting the suicide song to be a Miley Sirus/Hanna Montana song....
 Post #418
 5th August 2008
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hl2poo posted:
Holy shit, I actually feel like suiciding. :(


Actually, I don't. It sounds fucking cool.


Wait, what if some force makes you kill yourself. Like you are possessed, then it kills you. Then people never committed suicide from listening to this song.

Well. We'll see. Just keep on commenting how you're feeling... I'm watching with interest.

EDIT: oh my God, he hasn't commented in five minutes!
 Post #419
 5th August 2008
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Coincidence; I THINK NOT!
 Post #420
 5th August 2008
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Hey any body have any pictures of that thing that washed up on the beach in like Mexico or somewhere? I only got to see it on the Colbert Report.
 Post #421
 6th August 2008
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Just read through all 11 pages, well not all posts but the ones with external links and stories on, which is very rare for me to do. This is most interesting indeed.

How deep were these hydro phone thingies that are being talked about in the OP?

Couldn't they just be the sound of a Military sub passing above/below a few miles away? Movement in the earth's plates on the sea bed miles below?

I really do think we should explore the deepest seas before we explore other planets.
 Post #422
 6th August 2008
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cornholieo posted:
Hey any body have any pictures of that thing that washed up on the beach in like Mexico or somewhere? I only got to see it on the Colbert Report.


Here's the Thread.
 Post #423
 6th August 2008
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Usernameasd posted:
Where the Hell did the matter/mass come from then?

Wait about a thousand years for scientists to figure that out, come on dude, we are still just experimenting with space travel. Humans aren't the most developed race in the universe...
 Post #424
 6th August 2008
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Mikedestruct posted:
Wait about a thousand years for scientists to figure that out, come on dude, we are still just experimenting with space travel. Humans aren't the most developed race in the universe...
Exactly. So nobody should go around saying the Big Bang is a fact.
Oops, accidentally rated you Friendly.
 Post #425
 6th August 2008
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Okay so some people commited suicide after hearing the song
how many others listened to it and never killed themselves?
Exactly
 Post #426
 6th August 2008
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Mikedestruct posted:
Ehm, Mass is never created or destroyed, so therefore there was a ball of mass the size of a marble with all the matter of the universe compressed in it. Then boom, it explodes out and creates the universe.
The size of a marble? =/
I think the scientific theory says it was a singularity. Therefore, infinitely small.
 Post #427
 6th August 2008
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Yes yes, Whatever. I'm sorry but my brain functions are slow because I was attacked by monkeys in the woods.
 Post #428
 6th August 2008
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Kilgore 2nd posted:
Just read through all 11 pages, well not all posts but the ones with external links and stories on, which is very rare for me to do. This is most interesting indeed.

How deep were these hydro phone thingies that are being talked about in the OP?

Couldn't they just be the sound of a Military sub passing above/below a few miles away? Movement in the earth's plates on the sea bed miles below?

I really do think we should explore the deepest seas before we explore other planets.
I tell you what. if i ever become a shark scientist/marine biologist i'll drop some sonar in mysterious places when noones looking.
 Post #429
 6th August 2008
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There was once a joke so funny, that everyone who read it would die laughing
 Post #430
 6th August 2008
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Cyber_Demon posted:
There was once a joke so funny, that everyone who read it would die laughing
I doubt that would effect me, it takes a lot to make me laugh.
 Post #431
 6th August 2008
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Cyber_Demon posted:
There was once a joke so funny, that everyone who read it would die laughing
Postal's ass?
 Post #432
 6th August 2008
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Cyber_Demon posted:
There was once a joke so funny, that everyone who read it would die laughing
The british superweapon?
 Post #433
 6th August 2008
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There vere...two peanuts. valking down the street. Von vas assaulted- Peanut.
 Post #434
 6th August 2008
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OvB posted:
The british superweapon?

They used it in WW2 against the Germans. It was the world's funniest joke.
In fact, they had to translate it to German just so that the British soldiers wouldn't be able to understand it and die.
 Post #435
 6th August 2008
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Karhu1992 posted:
Well. We'll see. Just keep on commenting how you're feeling... I'm watching with interest.

EDIT: oh my God, he hasn't commented in five minutes!
Holy SHIT I'm dead!
 Post #436
 6th August 2008
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hl2poo posted:
Holy SHIT I'm dead!
stop posting your ded
 Post #437
 6th August 2008
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What was the British super weapon joke?
 Post #438
 6th August 2008
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Bryanrocks01 posted:
They used it in WW2 against the Germans. It was the world's funniest joke.
In fact, they had to translate it to German just so that the British soldiers wouldn't be able to understand it and die.
Umm, actually, wasn't that like a Monty Python sketch or something?
 Post #439
 6th August 2008
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Mikedestruct posted:
What was the British super weapon joke?
Who knows, you die if you read it.
 Post #440
 6th August 2008
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Fine, I'll die happy. Now give my my fucking world's best joke!
 Post #441
 6th August 2008
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Mikedestruct posted:
Fine, I'll die happy. Now give my my fucking world's best joke!
Better Nate than lever? I don't wanna get charged with murder, here. I'm sure YouTube has an informational video on it, though.
 Post #442
 6th August 2008
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Already tried that, there is none, and Google has no answer!
 Post #443
 6th August 2008
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Kilgore 2nd posted:
Just read through all 11 pages, well not all posts but the ones with external links and stories on, which is very rare for me to do. This is most interesting indeed.

How deep were these hydro phone thingies that are being talked about in the OP?

Couldn't they just be the sound of a Military sub passing above/below a few miles away? Movement in the earth's plates on the sea bed miles below?

I really do think we should explore the deepest seas before we explore other planets.
No, it was not another military sub that was what the hydrophone was for though detecting USSR subs, And it was not plates sliding against eachother they said it was something like a blue whale only many times larger. They also said it couldn't of been anything with a sac like a squid
 Post #444
 6th August 2008
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Anybody know anything about ball lightning?
 Post #445
 6th August 2008
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I remember watching a documentary on lightning and it had a part on ball lightning. Apparently after lightning strikes the ground, parts of it break off and skitter around. Some bald guy recreated it, but smaller.
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 6th August 2008
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DeadorK posted:
I remember watching a documentary on lightning and it had a part on ball lightning. Apparently after lightning strikes the ground, parts of it break off and skitter around. Some bald guy recreated it, but smaller.
I remember something about balls of lightning spontaneously appearing and floating around.
I cast magic missile
 Post #447
 6th August 2008
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DeadorK posted:
I remember watching a documentary on lightning and it had a part on ball lightning. Apparently after lightning strikes the ground, parts of it break off and skitter around. Some bald guy recreated it, but smaller.
I would be freaked out if a ball of lightning was floating around.
 Post #448
 6th August 2008
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DrMonumbo posted:
I remember something about balls of lightning spontaneously appearing and floating around.
I cast magic missile
This is fucking freaky, there's this ball of light that appears under a bridge around midnight almost every night for the past 140 years. (according to the indians) It's called the spook light.

The spook light:

wiki posted:
The Spooklight, also called the Hornet Spooklight or Devil's Promenade, is a mysterious visual phenomenon allegedly experienced by witnesses in a small area known locally as the "Devil's Promenade" on the border between southwestern Missouri and northeastern Oklahoma west of the small town of Hornet, Missouri.

Despite the fact that it is named after a small, unincorporated community in Missouri from which it is most commonly accessed, the light is most commonly described as being visible from inside the Oklahoma border looking to the west. The Spooklight is commonly described as a single ball of light or a tight grouping of lights that is said to appear in the area regularly, usually at night. Although the description of the light is similar to that of other visual phenomena witnessed throughout the world, the term "Spooklight" when standing alone generally refers to this specific case. Numerous legends exist that attempt to desribe the origin of the Spooklight, one of which involves the ghosts of two young Native American lovers looking for each other.
Contents
This is some weird shit because the military conducted some tests over there and where unable to determine what it actually was.

 Post #449
 6th August 2008
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msnz posted:
This is fucking freaky, there's this ball of light that appears under a bridge around midnight almost every night for the past 140 years. (according to the indians) It's called the spook light.

The spook light:



This is some weird shit because the military conducted some tests over there and where unable to determine what it actually was.

Weather Balloon.
 Post #450
 6th August 2008
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Swamp gas.

Edit:

Refracted off the surface of Venus.
 Post #451
 6th August 2008
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Weather balloon filled with swamp gas...holy shit, do you know how :krad: that would be?
 Post #452
 6th August 2008
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Usernameasd posted:
Weather Balloon.
You're a retard, seriously. It's not a fucking weather balloon for fuck's sake.






















It's obviously the Bloop filled with swamp gas and UFOs.
 Post #453
 6th August 2008
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Could anyone enlighten me with this Cthulhu thing.
 Post #454
 6th August 2008
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Look it up on google, or wikipedia.
 Post #455
 6th August 2008
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I had a fairly frightening experience a few days ago. :uhoh:

Shit, I get goosebumps just thinking about it. Anyways. I was playing Command & Conquer: Tiberian Dawn when I thought I heard something. I turn around only to see my door fucking close by itself. At first I thought that it must have been the wind. But then I realized that all the windows were fucking closed. I shrugged it off and continued playing. A little while later I thought I heard another noise. I turned around and the fucking door opens. At this point, I was shitting bricks. I spent the rest of the night with the lights on and my airsoft gun on my lap.
 Post #456
 6th August 2008
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Just did it, it´s a cool story really interesting.
All these old alien gods.
 Post #457
 6th August 2008
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DrMonumbo posted:
I remember something about balls of lightning spontaneously appearing and floating around.
I cast magic missile
According to my parents, when they still lived in Hungary, ball-lightning crashed through one of their windows and floated around the room before going up the chimney. :wooow:

Coincidentally, this was around the same time that my family was supposedly being haunted by my dead uncle who'd died a few days earlier.
 Post #458
 6th August 2008
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Kronos Zul posted:
msnz posted:
The green children of woolprit



Some green children where found where some harvesters were working.


http://www.mysteriouspeople.com/Green-Children.htm
At harvest time during the chaotic reign of king Stephen of England (1135-1154), there was a strange occurrence in the Suffolk village of Woolpit, near Bury St. Edmunds. While the reapers were working in the fields, two young children emerged from deep ditches excavated to trap wolves, known as wolf pits, hence the name of the village. The children, a boy and a girl, had skin tinged with a green hue, and wore clothes of a strange colour, made from unfamiliar materials. They wandered around bewildered for a few minutes, before being discovered by the reapers and taken to the village. Here the locals gathered round and questioned them, but no-one was able to understand the language the children spoke, so they were taken to the house of local landowner Sir Richard de Calne (or Colne), a few miles away at Wikes
That's my last name.
Seriously, that is my last name.
 Post #459
 6th August 2008
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I love this comment.
i bet its actually a pack of roaming crab people. they're known to hunt in packs of 10,000
 Post #460
 6th August 2008
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Does anybody read the book of lovercraft? About Cthulhu?
 Post #461
 6th August 2008
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DrMonumbo posted:
Anybody know anything about ball lightning?
I swear i saw this once.

i was watching this cloud, and it looked like the slowest lightning bolt ever. it like floated to the left for three seconds before it disappeared. also, it didn't look very ball-like. it was kinda rod shaped.
 Post #462
 6th August 2008
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Detective P posted:
Alright.

Firstly, Area 51 isn't a mystery, we test planes there and secret weapons. I'm an expert of sorts on Area 51 and I can assure you we don't have ETs or UFOs there. Any questions? Ask away.
Sure, in which way do you get to work?
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 6th August 2008
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WOO v5 posted:
Sure, in which way do you get to work?
I think they get there via a bus with tinted windows or a military passenger jet or something
 Post #464
 6th August 2008
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Furioso posted:
I think they get there via a bus with tinted windows or a military passenger jet or something
I was asking HIM.
 Post #465
 6th August 2008
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kloaz posted:
I've had something similar to that,except it was shaped like a Combine Civil Protection unit.
Why did I get funnies for that?I'm serious.
 Post #466
 6th August 2008
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Why are people so freaked out by the number stations? I've heard them on my dads radio thing, they're most likely code things for undercover agents
 Post #467
 6th August 2008
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carcarcargo posted:
Why are people so freaked out by the number stations? I've heard them on my dads radio thing, they're most likely code things for undercover agents
It's creepy mostly because the way her voice is.
 Post #468
 6th August 2008
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Beerus posted:
It was the Cloverfield Monster. Viral Marketing at it's best
They are going to end up spending more money than they are raking in from the movie :x.
 Post #469
 6th August 2008
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NEW URBAN LEGEND




The man that lives forever
 Post #470
 6th August 2008
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I saw a redlight in my field when the power went out once

Oh and the MIB are really the three biblical magi, Blue Oyster Cult said so
 Post #471
 6th August 2008
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Detective P posted:
Alright.

Firstly, Area 51 isn't a mystery, we test planes there and secret weapons. I'm an expert of sorts on Area 51 and I can assure you we don't have ETs or UFOs there. Any questions? Ask away.
Self-proclaimed, 15 year old, expert on a TOP SECRET military base.

Yeah... people are going to believe you.
 Post #472
 6th August 2008
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Heckler Stev posted:
NEW URBAN LEGEND




The man that lives forever
He remains immortal by snorting the ashes of dead people.
 Post #473
 6th August 2008
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I bet that some one just farted under water and they cought the recoil of it.
 Post #474
 6th August 2008
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Kronos Zul posted:
Seriously, that is my last name.
What do you want, a cookie? Quoting yourself is bad joojoo, man.
 Post #475
 6th August 2008
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First of all guys, call Area 51 by its proper name
Groom Lake Weapons testing facility
and then you'll realise we develop top of the line aircraft and gauss guns there
 Post #476
 6th August 2008
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Every Summer for a week my family goes to Maine into this place called Attean Lake Lodge, where there is no electricity, and al lights are either gas lights, or kerosene lanterns, or flashlights/lanterns. Except for a lodge that makes our breakfast and dinner. Anway, my parents were on the porch late at night and I forget where everyone else was, but we weren't there. Anyway, the lodge's lights were turned out and it was pretty much pitchblack and my parents were looking at the stars. They saw this orb of light that looked like "a giant lightning bug's light" floating over the lake. They watched it for a while, not knowing what it was, then it started coming towards them. that's when my dad suggested going inside. So they did. And they never saw it again.
 Post #477
 6th August 2008
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Sporedom posted:
I bet that some one just farted under water and they cought the recoil of it.
Enough with the goddamn fart under water jokes.
 Post #478
 6th August 2008
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October 2005
6,149 Posts
Mr._N posted:
He remains immortal by snorting the ashes of dead people.
Is that why he pulled the plug on his dad? To gain the age?
 Post #479
 6th August 2008
Usernameasd's Avatar
June 2008
2,291 Posts
Detective P posted:
Alright.

Firstly, Area 51 isn't a mystery, we test planes there and secret weapons. I'm an expert of sorts on Area 51 and I can assure you we don't have ETs or UFOs there. Any questions? Ask away.
Can you prove it? I thought so. You're not an expert, it's top secret.
That or you're an undercover FBI/CIA Agent.
 Post #480
 6th August 2008
Karhu1992's Avatar
August 2008
244 Posts
THE HORRIBLE NUTCASE



Did somebody already mention Ed Gein? He's probably the creepiest serial killer in the world. I mean, many nasty horror movies are based on his story: texas chainsaw massacre, silence of the lambs... and so on. check it out, if you haven't heard about him before. What a nutcase.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ed_Gein


Wiki:
Police suspected Gein's involvement in the disappearance of a hardware store owner, Bernice Worden, in Plainfield on November 16, 1957. Upon entering a shed on his property, they made the first discovery of the night: Worden's corpse. She had been decapitated, her headless body hung upside down by means of ropes at her wrists and a crossbar at her ankles. The torso was empty, the ribcage split and the body "dressed out" like that of a deer. These mutilations had been performed postmortem; she had been shot at close-range with a .22-caliber rifle.
This is not actually a mystery, but I think it is creepy enough for this thread, right?
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