Seriously, just get a red bull and a couple sugar cookies, a flipping sugar rush. I also heard if you inhale pure oxygen you get more relaxed or high or something.
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Get in your bed. Go to Sleep. Then prepare for a crazy trip as your pineal gland pumps your brain full of Dimethyltryptamine.
Choking yourself can get you high, mmkay?
And cat urine also can get you very high, mmkay? But I probably shouldnt have told you that. That probably wasnt so smart, mmkay?
Not easy to acquire but it's common and legal!
It's a painkiller.
Petrol sniffing. Dang abbos!