1. Post #161
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    October 2008
    24 Posts
    dryer-lint posted:
    Valve fucking owned me.









    Who the fuck at valve has time to insult me at 4-fucking-AM anyways?:argh:
    Ahhaha, OWNED!

    Gabe is awesome.

    Edit:

    Loush posted:
    Your slettet is getting crowded!
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  2. Post #162
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    June 2008
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    ray243 posted:
    I think he just got drowned by facepunch's emails.
    Oh noes. :(
    I feel sorry for him
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  3. Post #163
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    September 2008
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    Binladen34 posted:
    I emailed valve and by accident i sent it through my hot mail account (Binladenh4xr@hotmail.com NO RELATION TO THE 2003 HACKER!) and the cops came to my house and too my computer and yelled at me for having too much hentai and not enough porn.

    Oh yea and i never got a reply
    The police have no reason to come to your house, take your computer, look through your porn, all because you have a funny looking email. They need evidence that links you to something.

    Unless.... there's something you're not telling us, hmmm

    Conspiracy!!
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  4. Post #164
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    April 2008
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    There cannot be a conspiracy without JC Denton.
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  5. Post #165
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    August 2008
    1,261 Posts
    Code:
    I think the answer involves either Bears, or Ninjas.
    
    -----Original Message-----
    From: Jookia [mailto:166291@gmail.com]
    Sent: Friday, October 03, 2008 7:29 AM
    To: Gabe Newell
    Subject: Technology Conflicts
    
    In Team Fortress 2, it's obviously set before the 1990 era, but how do you explain that the spy can cloak and that there are intel computers?
    
    Would greatly love some clear up on this, Jookia
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  6. Post #166
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    January 2007
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    i think i made him angry :(
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  7. Post #167
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    July 2008
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    I sent him an email 2 days ago, still no reply :(
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  8. Post #168
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    May 2006
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    Mikkelbikkel posted:

    i think i made him angry :(
    I laughed
    I laughed at what he said, not what you said.
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  9. Post #169
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    October 2008
    24 Posts
    war_man333 posted:
    I laughed
    I laughed at what he said, not what you said.
    I just laughed at the whole god damn thing. It was all so childish
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  10. Post #170
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    November 2007
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    Mikkelbikkel posted:

    i think i made him angry :(
    Thanks that's another two weeks added to the countdown.
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  11. Post #171
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    October 2008
    24 Posts
    And someone in this thread called him fat before Gabe said that people from valve come here occasionally. So another two weeks.
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  12. Post #172
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  13. Post #173
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    January 2008
    1,847 Posts
    lazyV posted:
    How does a box give him the idea of gravity gun?
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  14. Post #174
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    October 2008
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    ray243 posted:
    How does a box give him the idea of gravity gun?
    the idea was in the box doo doo head.
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  15. Post #175
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    July 2005
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    Ragish posted:
    the idea was in the box doo doo head.
    I asked him what else what hiding in the box.
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  16. Post #176
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    February 2005
    1,058 Posts
    Bet it's just a secretary posting under Gabe's name. :rolleye:
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  17. Post #177
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    December 2005
    1,873 Posts
    Someone ask him if they made the scout after this guy



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  18. Post #178
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    June 2008
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    ray243 posted:
    How does a box give him the idea of gravity gun?
    He's talking about the companion cube! Oh I know how things roll over there at Valve, everybody is in on 'it' Companion Cube exists, you thought you threw it down the incinerator, WRONG
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  19. Post #179
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    October 2008
    94 Posts
    lazyV posted:
    I asked him what else what hiding in the box.
    OH NO US ss
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  20. Post #180
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    January 2008
    1,847 Posts
    I wonder how he feels reading all these messages.
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  21. Post #181
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    June 2008
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    ray243 posted:
    I wonder how he feels reading all these messages.
    By the looks of this thread alone, he probably goes through so many he doesn't remember any of them after 10 minutes, except for the one where gabe said the guy smelled bad and had no friends... Fantastic

    I sent him a message just now asking a question, and He better not answer Chuck Norris :(
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  22. Post #182
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    July 2008
    149 Posts
    I bet he's reading this thread right now and is giggling over our reactions.
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  23. Post #183
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    June 2008
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    Isn't it 7:10 AM where he lives? and Saturday? Wish I was where he is... Asleep (It's 9:10 AM Central)
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  24. Post #184
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    May 2008
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    mystic34 posted:
    The police have no reason to come to your house, take your computer, look through your porn, all because you have a funny looking email. They need evidence that links you to something.

    Unless.... there's something you're not telling us, hmmm

    Conspiracy!!
    You know too much...
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  25. Post #185
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  26. Post #186
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    April 2008
    252 Posts
    ss1234 posted:
    That was great
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  27. Post #187
    Positive energy is space expanding, negative energy is space contracting. Or reverse?
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    7,356 Posts
    ss1234 posted:
    Do you feel the burning sensation now?
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  28. Post #188
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    February 2007
    1,502 Posts
    isnt valve in seattle
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  29. Post #189
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    January 2007
    5,382 Posts
    cornndog posted:
    isnt valve in seattle
    "Headquarters Bellevue, Washington, USA"

    From wikipedia.
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  30. Post #190
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    February 2007
    1,502 Posts
    sweet im in the same time zone as gabe so i am superior to all of you
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  31. Post #191
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    January 2007
    5,382 Posts
    Gabe's so fat, he takes your oxygen to breathe. You are inferior.
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  32. Post #192
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    July 2006
    4,499 Posts
    cornndog posted:
    sweet im in the same time zone as gabe so i am superior to all of you
    you still can't spell
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  33. Post #193
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    June 2008
    24,778 Posts
    Love when Gabe insults people, What other CEO adds that personal touch? I know they do over at EA but that's indirect
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  34. Post #194
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    April 2008
    480 Posts
    dannass posted:
    someone ask him if they made the scout after this guy




    I was honestly thinking the same thing.
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  35. Post #195
    r. panda is a racist and ibuwebu is mai waifu
    Dennab
    May 2006
    12,340 Posts
    venn177 posted:
    Gabe's so fat, he takes your oxygen to breathe. You are inferior.
    God dammit that's another 2 week delay
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  36. Post #196
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    April 2005
    2,364 Posts
    octavio posted:
    No care about the leak. Interesting.
    I wouldn't care either if all my games were top-sellers.
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  37. Post #197
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    January 2007
    5,382 Posts
    Vedicardi posted:
    God dammit that's another 2 week delay
    If he wasn't so fat I wouldn't have to make these fat jokes about him.
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  38. Post #198
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    September 2007
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    venn177 posted:
    If he wasn't so fat I wouldn't have to make these fat jokes about him.
    We should make him lose some weight for his own good so people will get their fucking games on time.
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  39. Post #199
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    February 2007
    288 Posts
    venn177 posted:
    If he wasn't so fat I wouldn't have to make these fat jokes about him.
    If you weren't such a dick you wouldn't have to make them either.


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  40. Post #200
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    June 2008
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    Didn't he lose a lot of weight? If Gabe makes games like these I wouldn't care if he was as big as mount everest single handedly putting McDonalds out of business, I might starve without a McDonalds but at least I'll have my good games!
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