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**Crazy_Farmer** · 4th October 2008

octavio posted:

No care about the leak. Interesting.

I wouldn't care either if all my games were top-sellers.

**venn177** · 4th October 2008

Vedicardi posted:

God dammit that's another 2 week delay

If he wasn't so fat I wouldn't have to make these fat jokes about him.

**ZestyLemons** · 4th October 2008

venn177 posted:

If he wasn't so fat I wouldn't have to make these fat jokes about him.

We should make him lose some weight for his own good so people will get their fucking games on time.

XcoliahX · 4th October 2008

venn177 posted:

If he wasn't so fat I wouldn't have to make these fat jokes about him.

If you weren't such a dick you wouldn't have to make them either.

**TheTalon** · 4th October 2008

Didn't he lose a lot of weight? If Gabe makes games like these I wouldn't care if he was as big as mount everest single handedly putting McDonalds out of business, I might starve without a McDonalds but at least I'll have my good games!

**Smirnoff Joe** · 4th October 2008

Quit delaying the TF2 update, guy.

**ss1234** · 4th October 2008

YoMother posted:

Do you feel the burning sensation now?

Yes, I feel like sending him a fat joke now. But I won't because he is my idol.

**venn177** · 4th October 2008

Smirnoff Joe posted:

Quit delaying the TF2 update, guy.

I can't.

Gabe's using his psychic fat to tell me to delay it more, so they have more time to work.

**SpasticPinoy** · 4th October 2008

venn177 posted:

I can't.

Gabe's using his psychic fat to tell me to delay it more, so they have more time to work.

I think we should make fat jokes about you! Fatass!

XcoliahX · 4th October 2008

SpasticPinoy posted:

I think we should make fat jokes about you! Fatass!

I lol'd

**kidwithsword** · 5th October 2008

This is from a while ago:

**HolyCrusade** · 5th October 2008

Greetings, Michael Boharsik.

**kidwithsword** · 5th October 2008

HolyCrusade posted:

Greetings, Michael Boharsik.

?????

**Nallin** · 5th October 2008

I have an autograph by him! Those 5 seconds were awesome!

**HolyCrusade** · 5th October 2008

kidwithsword posted:

?????

Don't try to cover that shit up, I saw your post before you edited it. You complimented me for finding your name.

It's not like it matters if we know your name Michael.

XcoliahX · 5th October 2008

kidwithsword posted:

?????

Why are people so fucking wishy washy about their name on the internet?

Teh_Cheese · 5th October 2008

XcoliahX posted:

Why are people so fucking wishy washy about their name on the internet?

Because you can, duh

**fragmaplas** · 5th October 2008

oh my god did gabe reply back yet?

Edit:

f5 f5 f5 f5 f5 f5 f5

Edit:

nope :(

XcoliahX · 5th October 2008

Teh_Cheese posted:

Because you can, duh

What?
This post makes no sense..

Teh_Cheese · 5th October 2008

XcoliahX posted:

What?
This post makes no sense..

You can hide your identity on the internet if you want.
That's what I'm saying.

**y0haN** · 5th October 2008

TheLinxV3 posted:

BUT THINK ABOUT THE SPAM BOTS

You don't think Spambots are smart enough to translate [at] to @ these days?

**TheTalon** · 5th October 2008

My First Name is Thomas OH NO !

**kidwithsword** · 5th October 2008

HolyCrusade posted:

Don't try to cover that shit up, I saw your post before you edited it. You complimented me for finding your name.

It's not like it matters if we know your name Michael.

My first name doesn't matter, but my last name blows my cover, man. Gotta keep this info on the DL.

**ijyt** · 5th October 2008

Crap I can't find the "I answer emails" quote.

Edit:

Found it.

Probydoby · 6th October 2008

Sent: Thursday, October 25, 2007 8:44 AM
To: Gabe Newell
Subject: Gnome Gnome away,

hey,

me and my gnome in ep2 really been trough a lot, we have established some sort of connection between us, we finish eachóther's sentence's, we have been shot at, trown with, blown up, we have been trough a lot,
and then he voluntered to man the rocket,
and I miss him already,

my question: will the gnome play some major role in episode 3, and will there be some retrieval achievement like:
25G: retrieve the Gnome from the moon.
I owe him a lot, and the least thing i can do for him is to rescue him, he saved my life,
and he was always there for me, with his big eyes staring at nothing full of wisdom,
maybe make a spinn off where u play the gnome?

oh well, I just wanted to say i really really hope the gnome will be back in episode 3,
Can't imagine a half life game withouth him, only this time make a gnome holder on the car,

greets,

I will let you in on a little secret.

The gnome gets caught in a radiation storm and travels in time... he comes back in HL1 - yeah, that's right, HE IS THE GMAN.

But shhh... don't tell anyone.

thanks

Chet

Huge spoiler regarding Episode 3

septka · 6th October 2008

The Gnome Man.

Makes sense.

**Flaming Neko** · 6th October 2008

OH MY GOD

**Smirnoff Joe** · 6th October 2008

It's a conspiracy!

<--Obligatory.

**lazyV** · 6th October 2008

Probydoby posted:

Huge spoiler regarding Episode 3

Jesus Christ!

Put that shit in [sp][/sp] tags.

**Benny2kk8** · 6th October 2008

Someone ask them to describe EA in one word.

SAS0206 · 6th October 2008

Benny2kk8 posted:

Someone ask them to describe EA in one word.

Just asked

**fragmaplas** · 6th October 2008

fragmaplas posted:

oh my god did gabe reply back yet?

Edit:

f5 f5 f5 f5 f5 f5 f5

Edit:

nope :(

He hasn't replied back! :(

**Killuah** · 6th October 2008

XcoliahX posted:

Why are people so fucking wishy washy about their name on the internet?

Because nowadays when you apply for a job, the first thing they do is googling your name.

I don't want my future boss have a look at my Facepunch account to be honest.

**Zezibesh** · 6th October 2008

Gabe still hasn't replied back. I guess it's the timezones, but you cannot be sure.

Maybe he knew that I'd post it here!
Maybe he is among us!

MAYBE I AM GABE!

**NotYou3** · 6th October 2008

Zezibesh posted:

Gabe still hasn't replied back. I guess it's the timezones, but you cannot be sure.

Maybe he knew that I'd post it here!
Maybe he is among us!

MAYBE I AM GABE!

the plot thickens...

**deadoon** · 6th October 2008

NotYou3 posted:

the plot thickens...

I thicken...

The only phrase that popped up when you said that.

Also it seems that he takes a long time to reply to emails and ussually replies with only 1-3 words. Like i asked a while ago(maybe 6 months ago?) if he cared about the leak anymore and his reply was Yes and no.

Dej · 6th October 2008

Gabe never replies to my emails. The only time I have ever gotten a response it was from our very own Jeep Barnett.

**NotYou3** · 6th October 2008

deadoon posted:

I thicken...

The only phrase that popped up when you said that.

Also it seems that he takes a long time to reply to emails and ussually replies with only 1-3 words. Like i asked a while ago(maybe 6 months ago?) if he cared about the leak anymore and his reply was Yes and no.

well he does have to answer a whole lot of emails

Probydoby · 6th October 2008

Gabe has a big list with all the good and bad boys just like Santa and if you haven't been a good boy he won't reply to your emails.

Fanboydude · 6th October 2008

Fuck, what did I do :(