1. Post #2601
    Silly men accomplish magnificant tasks, the current ammount of womens rear exits that have surrounded my penis makes me confident I will accomplish, shit.
    Joppari's Avatar
    July 2008
    3,476 Posts
    I was kinda worried about my stuff being caught by our mail system then I sent her this:

    She then answered:

    Awesome!
    you drew a fucking duck and got shit, when i spent 5 hours on a portrait of gabe newell and just got some comments, and mine looked fucking awesome
    silly Mary
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  2. Post #2602
    I may have a BIG dick but that doesn't mean I deserve a BIG title
    Jericho_Rus's Avatar
    December 2009
    6,502 Posts
    you drew a fucking duck and got shit, when i spent 5 hours on a portrait of gabe newell and just got some comments, and mine looked fucking awesome
    silly Mary
    post it here
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  3. Post #2603

    April 2011
    211 Posts
    So, I heard Mary likes dolphins..
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  4. Post #2604
    Gold Member

    April 2011
    9,149 Posts
    It's been 10 days.
    my excitement is off the charts
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  5. Post #2605
    slimd1995's Avatar
    May 2011
    757 Posts
    They sent me a Dota 2 mouse pad and Aperture sticker. Pretty awesome, I was in need of a mouse pad.
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  6. Post #2606
    Michael Bay Christus
    Chaotic Lord's Avatar
    October 2010
    9,091 Posts
    We should all ask Mary random questions, and compile all the facts into a list.

    Just because.
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  7. Post #2607
    We should all ask Mary random questions, and compile all the facts into a list. Just because.
    not creepy at all
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  8. Post #2608

    December 2011
    130 Posts
    Received my autograph today: (didnt want to make a long post so here are just the links)

    http://i.imgur.com/LlVQp.jpg
    http://i.imgur.com/JH4uV.jpg
    http://i.imgur.com/RR46U.jpg
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  9. Post #2609
    Michael Bay Christus
    Chaotic Lord's Avatar
    October 2010
    9,091 Posts
    not creepy at all
    Exactly!
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  10. Post #2610
    Gold Member
    richard9311's Avatar
    February 2006
    4,082 Posts
    Is this too forward?

    Not sure who I was supposed to send this to, so hopefully this gets to the right person!

    If it's possible, could I get something with Gabe's signature on it? I'm not picky; it could be on the back of your lunch napkin or underneath that old and outdated Episode 3 script that's lying around, collecting dust. I'm sure no one would miss that. Anyways, I would just love to have a signature from one of my heroes in gaming. Gabe's a busy guy, so I understand that he can't read all of his emails. I thought I'd try someone else who works with him. If you could help me, or point me to Gabe's signature assistant, it'd be much appreciated.

    Thanks Mary.
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  11. Post #2611
    Gold Member
    Cannsixd's Avatar
    August 2011
    328 Posts
    Killer dolphins?

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  12. Post #2612
    Glod Member
    ZombieDawgs's Avatar
    March 2009
    12,108 Posts


    hopefully more stuff to go alongside this:

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  13. Post #2613
    Michael Bay Christus
    Chaotic Lord's Avatar
    October 2010
    9,091 Posts
    Is this too forward?
    It will get blocked by the Episode 3 Filter (Joking! THey don't have one ...or do they?...)
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  14. Post #2614
    I may have a BIG dick but that doesn't mean I deserve a BIG title
    Jericho_Rus's Avatar
    December 2009
    6,502 Posts


    hopefully more stuff to go alongside this:

    Man, that's a bit rude. Especially considering you live in a country they ship to.
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  15. Post #2615
    gay as h*ck
    testinglol's Avatar
    January 2012
    2,449 Posts
    Man, that's a bit rude. Especially considering you live in a country they ship to.
    Shipping to here is like 100$ and they sent me some stuff
    :V
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  16. Post #2616
    Gold Member
    Hilarious Pill's Avatar
    September 2009
    1,919 Posts
    Swag

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  17. Post #2617
    Gold Member

    April 2011
    9,149 Posts
    swag

    i love mary
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  18. Post #2618
    WiP about GW2
    eternalflamez's Avatar
    November 2011
    4,832 Posts
    Jesus that's big. Could you thumb it so I don't have to open in a new page to see it entirely?

    [t] or [thumb] tags
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  19. Post #2619
    Gold Member

    April 2011
    9,149 Posts
    there we go, thumbed
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  20. Post #2620
    Deadman Inc.'s Avatar
    March 2011
    163 Posts
    Mary answered to me within a couple hours. But to be honest guys, you all want this stuff because...
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  21. Post #2621
    I may have a BIG dick but that doesn't mean I deserve a BIG title
    Jericho_Rus's Avatar
    December 2009
    6,502 Posts
    So I wrote an email last weekend about a little typo on de_train in CS:GO since everything's written in russian on that map and also asked how the whole Blizzard vs Valve trademarking Dota thing went.
    She didn't reply to any of that, instead she asked if I wanted the poster (that I asked for quite some time ago) or a dota 2 key. Went with the poster, even though I have a shitton of them already (bought those fuckers from valve store).
    And at some point Mary replied with:


    "that message was the closest I ever got to banging a chick"
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  22. Post #2622
    RAIN BOW DASH IS TEH BEST PONY! SWAG!
    Starscre4M's Avatar
    November 2010
    2,009 Posts
    Mary answered to me within a couple hours. But to be honest guys, you all want this stuff because...

    ...its awesome
    and the valve store doesnt sell their products to my country
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  23. Post #2623
    ~ pissing excellence ~
    Fingers!!!'s Avatar
    May 2005
    2,929 Posts
    Mary answered to me within a couple hours. But to be honest guys, you all want this stuff because...
    I want this stuff because it's Valve. If I wanted free stuff I would be taking every single free thing I see from the internet. They're willing to give you stuff because you are the fan here, and they want you to be a fan. I'm with Starscre4M too, they don't ship over here.
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  24. Post #2624
    wanksta11's Avatar
    April 2009
    1,828 Posts
    So how do I get a CSS wallpaper?
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  25. Post #2625
    Gabe Newell's Avatar
    March 2011
    1,556 Posts
    So how do I get a CSS wallpaper?
    right click image

    "set as desktop background"
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  26. Post #2626
    Clarke's Avatar
    May 2010
    905 Posts
    swag

    i love mary
    That's cool. They don't even sell that one on the store page. Makes me wonder if they still have any discontinued shirts left over.
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  27. Post #2627
    Gold Member
    richard9311's Avatar
    February 2006
    4,082 Posts
    Is this too forward?
    No response, so apparently yes.
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  28. Post #2628
    I <3 OTTERS~
    Confuzzed Otto's Avatar
    July 2011
    11,973 Posts
    I got a response about she'd send something out. Still haven't got anything
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  29. Post #2629
    katbug
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    i think she will be quite pleased with the final gif version

    Edited:

    yes i know gordon is currently a quadra-amputee with a leg phazing out of existence, i'm working on that
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  30. Post #2630
    Why do I have to live with a cake roll in my arm? ;_;
    TheDark[PL]'s Avatar
    November 2009
    2,395 Posts
    Just received those:

    Mary's a cool person!
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  31. Post #2631
    Gold Member

    April 2011
    9,149 Posts
    Just received those:
    Mary's a cool person!
    cs:s poster bros!
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  32. Post #2632
    MxOAgentJohnson's Avatar
    April 2009
    1,320 Posts
    Still didnt get anything, saad faaaaaace :(
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  33. Post #2633
    bhomer2's Avatar
    November 2010
    249 Posts
    hurrah!

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  34. Post #2634
    Gold Member
    t-man's Avatar
    August 2006
    1,783 Posts
    I was pretty broke last year, and I tried to ask for a portal 2 poster signed/ or any portal 2 collectables for my brother's birthday(he had a cake portal styled/portal 2 copy from my mom). I asked politely, but never got a response, I'm sure they were just very busy or something, should I try again for anything since my brother's birthday is in 2 weeks? I'm not cheap, I've given some pretty great gifts in the past, money has just been very tight for the family.
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  35. Post #2635
    I <3 OTTERS~
    Confuzzed Otto's Avatar
    July 2011
    11,973 Posts
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  36. Post #2636
    IT WAS ONLY $1 SO WHY NOT BUY A TITLE?
    Tukimoshi's Avatar
    March 2007
    3,101 Posts
    I hate asking for free stuff so I asked for something for my friend's 19th coming up. 19 is the legal drinking age here so it's a pretty big birthday, so I figured I'd buy him a drink and give him a sweet poster if Valve sends me one.

    I hope they do, his walls are goddamn bare.
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  37. Post #2637
    Gold Member
    GameDev's Avatar
    February 2010
    12,742 Posts


    I'm totally okay with this.
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  38. Post #2638
    Gold Member
    The Pretender's Avatar
    July 2009
    8,431 Posts
    I need to email someone at Valve who does mapping with hammer, does anyone know who I should talk to?
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  39. Post #2639
    Gold Member
    GameDev's Avatar
    February 2010
    12,742 Posts
    I need to email someone at Valve who does mapping with hammer, does anyone know who I should talk to?
    I emailed Phil Co and he's a little busy this week apparently
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  40. Post #2640
    gay as h*ck
    testinglol's Avatar
    January 2012
    2,449 Posts
    I emailed Phil Co and he's a little busy this week apparently
    I wonder why.
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