1. Post #801
    Obsessive Screenshot Disorder
    Bullet100's Avatar
    December 2005
    6,234 Posts
    I just emailed Gabe a love letter... He's my hero!

    Edited:

    why does EVERYONE use gmail
    gmail is the future man. Get with the flow.
       GOOGLE IS THE FUTURE BRO.   
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  2. Post #802
    DMK95921's Avatar
    April 2008
    474 Posts
    An add on to my ongoing 15 email conversation with Chet:
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  3. Post #803
    Gold Member
    Lol-Nade's Avatar
    September 2008
    3,750 Posts
    An add on to my ongoing 15 email conversation with Chet:
    Re. Jec. Ted.
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  4. Post #804
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    October 2010
    9,905 Posts


    Hopefully, They'll give me the dimensions... Hell, knowing Valve, they'll probably just ship me the actual sets :buddy:
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  5. Post #805
    Patcher's Avatar
    June 2010
    1,205 Posts
    I just realized something. Gabe is the most sad person on Earth because He's the only one who can't send an Email to Gabe and receive a funny reply that will caught him by surprise.
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  6. Post #806
    Gold Member
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    September 2008
    3,750 Posts
    There's always Chet...
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  7. Post #807
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    November 2010
    1,018 Posts
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  8. Post #808
    Visit my Minecraft Universe at: mrfj.webs.com
    mr_fj's Avatar
    November 2006
    1,527 Posts
    "Dear Savannah, sorry I said we were working on something for you... Infact we were not, I was just keeping you busy, while we deleted your collection and reset your achivements, in all your games. Thank you for your time.

    Robin."

    No, seriously though: I bet they are going to give you something totally awesome :) 'Cause that's how Valve rolls :cool:

    Edit: Meh... My bad joke sounded better in my head... CURSES! :monocle:
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  9. Post #809
    fullmetalninja's Avatar
    June 2009
    1,859 Posts
    I wonder if Valve will give me something for having a hat for every class?
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  10. Post #810
    Joe_the_fish's Avatar
    September 2009
    1,116 Posts
    This is why we love valve the most.
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  11. Post #811
    I paid $999.99 for a forum upgrade and all I got was a beating from my mother :(
    usaokay's Avatar
    February 2005
    14,683 Posts
    omgomgomgomgomg

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  12. Post #812
    Gold Member
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    September 2008
    3,750 Posts
    omgomgomgomgomg

    <3
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  13. Post #813
    Secure, Contain, Protect.
    Zombii's Avatar
    October 2008
    7,316 Posts
    Sorry for the huge bump, but I thought it would be better than making a new thread.
    I sent Gabe an email and got the automatic "I'm out of the office" reply, do you know if he might still respond at a later time, or if I should resend it tomorrow?
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  14. Post #814
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    July 2007
    2,006 Posts
    Sorry for the huge bump, but I thought it would be better than making a new thread.
    I sent Gabe an email and got the automatic "I'm out of the office" reply, do you know if he might still respond at a later time, or if I should resend it tomorrow?
    Yeah I got the same thing... What is up with you gabe?
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  15. Post #815
    Secure, Contain, Protect.
    Zombii's Avatar
    October 2008
    7,316 Posts
    Yeah, mine wasn't a silly email, and I'd really like an answer, he may be out of the office since it's Sunday.
    And Easter.
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  16. Post #816
    DohEntertainmen's Avatar
    July 2010
    1,615 Posts
    Yeah I got the same thing... What is up with you gabe?
    he changed his email because of the gayben jokes people made about him, i think it is G-A-B-E-N@valvesoftware.com now.
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  17. Post #817
    OpethRockr55's Avatar
    October 2008
    1,629 Posts
    he changed his email because of the gayben jokes people made about him, i think it is G-A-B-E-N@valvesoftware.com now.
    It's the same email, but I'd bet you're right about why he's saying it differently.
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  18. Post #818
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    February 2010
    2,893 Posts

    Oh you! :razz:
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  19. Post #819
    Gold Member
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    March 2009
    2,648 Posts
    Never ever got any response.
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  20. Post #820
    Haunted by a dark and stupid past
    Key_in_skillee's Avatar
    December 2009
    3,244 Posts
    I emailed them about a possible (and easy) way to get permanently stuck in the second repulsion gel chamber. I figure that'd be worth a response, but nope.
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  21. Post #821
    Gold Member
    Jacko245's Avatar
    April 2009
    2,120 Posts
    Do the employees at valve only reply to gmail accounts? I have an @msn.com email address-- knowing my luck I'll have to make a new email just to send a message to this company!
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  22. Post #822
    Pilk's Avatar
    February 2010
    870 Posts
    Do the employees at valve only reply to gmail accounts? I have an @msn.com email address-- knowing my luck I'll have to make a new email just to send a message to this company!
    No.
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  23. Post #823
    I paid $999.99 for a forum upgrade and all I got was a beating from my mother :(
    usaokay's Avatar
    February 2005
    14,683 Posts
    omgomgomgomgomg

    Still haven't gotten anything.

    This sucks.
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  24. Post #824
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    meppers's Avatar
    April 2007
    6,851 Posts
    I want to send robin a polite yet disgruntled email about the current state of TF2 but I don't have the courage to do it :smith:
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  25. Post #825
    Gold Member
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    September 2008
    4,896 Posts



    God I hope I get it!
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  26. Post #826
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    October 2010
    9,905 Posts


    If he says "Nope" I'll reply with "An autographed poster of the Space Core in Space and we'll call it even".

    Edited:

    Oooh, my birthday is May 27th. Maybe if I get one of my friends to email Gabe and tell him, then he'll send me things. That'd be fantastic :buddy:
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  27. Post #827
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    November 2010
    529 Posts
    I've exchanged quite a few emails with Gabe and Eric:


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  28. Post #828
    MutantBadger's Avatar
    September 2009
    6,527 Posts
    Just sent an E-Mail to Gaben. i wonder what kind of answer I will receive. Knowing Gabe it's probably "yes" or something witty and off-track.
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  29. Post #829
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    February 2010
    2,893 Posts

    I broke Gabe Newell.
    Fuck.
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  30. Post #830
    Gold Member
    DEMONSKUL's Avatar
    August 2005
    7,328 Posts
    How long can it take for Gabe to answer?
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  31. Post #831
    Gold Member
    Marlamin's Avatar
    November 2007
    10,188 Posts
    How long can it take for Gabe to answer?
    A day, a week, it took a month this one time.
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  32. Post #832
    Gold Member
    PersonGuy's Avatar
    January 2005
    262 Posts
    Still haven't gotten anything.

    This sucks.
    Courtney doesn't work at Valve anymore... you might want to start over with that request.
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  33. Post #833
    I paid $999.99 for a forum upgrade and all I got was a beating from my mother :(
    usaokay's Avatar
    February 2005
    14,683 Posts
    Courtney doesn't work at Valve anymore... you might want to start over with that request.
    Oh, I did got an email from Alison Krey in 3/28 where I have to send my posters to Valve.

    It's a shame that I have to just be told to just send my poster after 3-4 months of waiting for a reply or a package.

    ps. I want your autograph.
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  34. Post #834
    Gold Member
    Rowtree's Avatar
    September 2008
    1,860 Posts
    I just sent this email To Gabe. I hope he has time to read it all.

    Code:
    You know, on April 19th, I woke up at 12am, unable to contain my
    excitement for what would happen in 6 hours. In those six hours, I,
    one of thousands, eagerly awaited the release of Portal 2. While
    waiting, I thought back, eagerly to my first experience with a Valve
    game, and how much Valve had been with me throughout my childhood.
    
    It was 2000-ish, and I was around 6 years old. I remember myself sat
    in front of my Playstation 2, playing some shooting game (If I recall,
    it was a James Bond game.) My father entered the room, and told me he
    had bought a new PC game. Well, it was more of a collection of PC
    games. Four FPS games, "Return to Castle Wolfenstein", which was my
    first experience with an FPS game. "Red Faction", One of the many Tom
    Clancy games, and "Half-Life"
    I can remember my father sat in front of our PC, while myself sat next
    to him, watching excitedly as he played Half-Life. It was incredible,
    it was the most realistic game I'd seen, and I can remember fondly
    watching my Dad finally defeat the Nihilanth. Such an incredible
    moment for my six year old mind. I strived to play it myself, and,
    after finding a copy of it on the PS2, I played it. Yet, I could never
    complete it myself, (Infact, I finally completed it on my own a couple
    of months ago.) It's funny, really. There was this little option in
    the menu, that required you to insert a disk, which I didn't have. I
    now know that it was the Uplink demo, but, back then, I secretly
    wished (And still do) that it was a menu that allowed you to explore
    Black Mesa in its entirety, (Pre-Cascade)
    
    After I stopped playing Half-Life, and grew out of my Ps2, I started
    playing PC games, more and more. I had fun, but always kept a special
    place in my heart for Half-Life. That was the last I really heard
    about Valve until New Year 2004.
    
    It was one of the many new year parties that my family like to host,
    and, I, about 9 years old, walked into my Cousin's house. Upon his
    desk, I noticed something. It was an image of a man, goatee and
    glasses, staring out of the cover, and, upon the box, was the name
    "Half-Life 2." I immediately walked over to the computer, and watched
    my cousin play it.
    Now, he's terrible at games, and he could not play at all. I mean, I
    had to help him get past the Water Hazard chapter, and I hadn't even
    played before. I asked him if I could borrow it, and he agreed, saying
    he didn't like the game. I rushed home, (After the party) downloaded
    steam, and logged in. Steam has, without a doubt, changed my life. It
    provided me with access to many great games, and communication with
    friends. I noticed that his copy of Hl2 came with CS:S and Hl2:DM. I
    loaded up CS:S, and joined a random server. I can remember that first
    server quite well, which is strange. It was a Zombie Mod server, on
    de_dust2.  I loved it, even though I was horrible at it. After a
    couple of days learning CS:S, I decided it was time to play the sequel
    to the greatest game I had ever played. Starting a new game, I was
    greeted by the illusive G-Man, and I was hooked. That first view when
    you exit the trainstation will stick with me for a long time. (It
    stuck with me so well, that I'm part of a Garry's Mod HL2 themed
    roleplaying community. I'm always the City Administrator.) I see Breen
    as an incredible man, (and strangely enough, I know most of his
    speeches.) and I absolutely loved the Combine, but, I was extremely
    satisfied when I climbed the citadel and defeated him. I spent my time
    after that playing CS:S, and making many friends. When the Orange Box
    came out, I bought it on the day of release, eager to install it and
    play through Ep1/2. Never before had I seen such beautiful
    storytelling. The ending of Ep2 had me tearing up. (Manly tears,
    ofcourse.) What Valve have created is not a videogame. It's art. Pure
    and simple art. The amount of detail in all of your games is just...
    unbelievable.  Playing Portal, I was transported to the world of
    Aperture Science, and had my mind challenged through an incredible
    (and funny) story. Team Fortress 2 was another great Multiplayer game,
    and I spend the better half of a month playing it non-stop.
    And so, after spending most of my time afterwards playing on this
    Half-Life 2 roleplaying community, and after heading through many
    troubling times within this community, I learnt of Portal 2's
    announcement. Needless to say, I was thrilled. What you had
    accomplished in Portal 1 was amazing, and I was sure that what you
    could achieve in Portal 2 would be immense.
    And I was not disappointed.
    
    Portal 2, for me, is, without a doubt. The greatest game I have ever
    played. Ever. It was funny, tragic, intense. Everything a game should
    be. It had me laughing out loud, and tearing up at other parts.
    Having grown up with Valve holding places in my heart, and always know
    that you'll deliver great games. And whatever comes after DOTA2, be it
    CS2, L4D3, P3, or even Ep3, (Which I really hope it is. My desire for
    vengeance for Eli is growing.) Which ever it is. I know that you will
    not disappoint.
    
    So, thank you for always bringing great, incredible games, even
    through troubling times, (I have heard of the Hl2 leak. I can only
    imagine how it must have felt. I mean, I've always expressed an
    interest in the original ideas for Hl2. Even going as far as to
    acquiring the WCMappack, just to see what could have been. Which is
    incredible, may I add.)
    
    Thank you for being there throughout my childhood, and, always
    bringing out games that always hold a place in my heart.
    100% true.
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  35. Post #835
    Gold Member
    Marlamin's Avatar
    November 2007
    10,188 Posts
    I just sent this email To Gabe. I hope he has time to read it all.

    Code:
    You know, on April 19th, I woke up at 12am, unable to contain my
    excitement for what would happen in 6 hours. In those six hours, I,
    one of thousands, eagerly awaited the release of Portal 2. While
    waiting, I thought back, eagerly to my first experience with a Valve
    game, and how much Valve had been with me throughout my childhood.
    
    It was 2000-ish, and I was around 6 years old. I remember myself sat
    in front of my Playstation 2, playing some shooting game (If I recall,
    it was a James Bond game.) My father entered the room, and told me he
    had bought a new PC game. Well, it was more of a collection of PC
    games. Four FPS games, "Return to Castle Wolfenstein", which was my
    first experience with an FPS game. "Red Faction", One of the many Tom
    Clancy games, and "Half-Life"
    I can remember my father sat in front of our PC, while myself sat next
    to him, watching excitedly as he played Half-Life. It was incredible,
    it was the most realistic game I'd seen, and I can remember fondly
    watching my Dad finally defeat the Nihilanth. Such an incredible
    moment for my six year old mind. I strived to play it myself, and,
    after finding a copy of it on the PS2, I played it. Yet, I could never
    complete it myself, (Infact, I finally completed it on my own a couple
    of months ago.) It's funny, really. There was this little option in
    the menu, that required you to insert a disk, which I didn't have. I
    now know that it was the Uplink demo, but, back then, I secretly
    wished (And still do) that it was a menu that allowed you to explore
    Black Mesa in its entirety, (Pre-Cascade)
    
    After I stopped playing Half-Life, and grew out of my Ps2, I started
    playing PC games, more and more. I had fun, but always kept a special
    place in my heart for Half-Life. That was the last I really heard
    about Valve until New Year 2004.
    
    It was one of the many new year parties that my family like to host,
    and, I, about 9 years old, walked into my Cousin's house. Upon his
    desk, I noticed something. It was an image of a man, goatee and
    glasses, staring out of the cover, and, upon the box, was the name
    "Half-Life 2." I immediately walked over to the computer, and watched
    my cousin play it.
    Now, he's terrible at games, and he could not play at all. I mean, I
    had to help him get past the Water Hazard chapter, and I hadn't even
    played before. I asked him if I could borrow it, and he agreed, saying
    he didn't like the game. I rushed home, (After the party) downloaded
    steam, and logged in. Steam has, without a doubt, changed my life. It
    provided me with access to many great games, and communication with
    friends. I noticed that his copy of Hl2 came with CS:S and Hl2:DM. I
    loaded up CS:S, and joined a random server. I can remember that first
    server quite well, which is strange. It was a Zombie Mod server, on
    de_dust2.  I loved it, even though I was horrible at it. After a
    couple of days learning CS:S, I decided it was time to play the sequel
    to the greatest game I had ever played. Starting a new game, I was
    greeted by the illusive G-Man, and I was hooked. That first view when
    you exit the trainstation will stick with me for a long time. (It
    stuck with me so well, that I'm part of a Garry's Mod HL2 themed
    roleplaying community. I'm always the City Administrator.) I see Breen
    as an incredible man, (and strangely enough, I know most of his
    speeches.) and I absolutely loved the Combine, but, I was extremely
    satisfied when I climbed the citadel and defeated him. I spent my time
    after that playing CS:S, and making many friends. When the Orange Box
    came out, I bought it on the day of release, eager to install it and
    play through Ep1/2. Never before had I seen such beautiful
    storytelling. The ending of Ep2 had me tearing up. (Manly tears,
    ofcourse.) What Valve have created is not a videogame. It's art. Pure
    and simple art. The amount of detail in all of your games is just...
    unbelievable.  Playing Portal, I was transported to the world of
    Aperture Science, and had my mind challenged through an incredible
    (and funny) story. Team Fortress 2 was another great Multiplayer game,
    and I spend the better half of a month playing it non-stop.
    And so, after spending most of my time afterwards playing on this
    Half-Life 2 roleplaying community, and after heading through many
    troubling times within this community, I learnt of Portal 2's
    announcement. Needless to say, I was thrilled. What you had
    accomplished in Portal 1 was amazing, and I was sure that what you
    could achieve in Portal 2 would be immense.
    And I was not disappointed.
    
    Portal 2, for me, is, without a doubt. The greatest game I have ever
    played. Ever. It was funny, tragic, intense. Everything a game should
    be. It had me laughing out loud, and tearing up at other parts.
    Having grown up with Valve holding places in my heart, and always know
    that you'll deliver great games. And whatever comes after DOTA2, be it
    CS2, L4D3, P3, or even Ep3, (Which I really hope it is. My desire for
    vengeance for Eli is growing.) Which ever it is. I know that you will
    not disappoint.
    
    So, thank you for always bringing great, incredible games, even
    through troubling times, (I have heard of the Hl2 leak. I can only
    imagine how it must have felt. I mean, I've always expressed an
    interest in the original ideas for Hl2. Even going as far as to
    acquiring the WCMappack, just to see what could have been. Which is
    incredible, may I add.)
    
    Thank you for being there throughout my childhood, and, always
    bringing out games that always hold a place in my heart.
    100% true.
    Read all of that, and I'm sure that if Gabe would read it, he'd send a nice reply. :3:
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  36. Post #836
    Javyer's Avatar
    August 2008
    595 Posts
    Mr. Gabe,
    I have to congratulate you for your last achievment, Portal 2 was an incredible game, with a awesome story and a great co-op campaign. Please man, don't ever leave Valve, people like you makes the video game world more enjoyable. Every game you make is a gem. And also, whoever made the turret sinfony(I believe it was Jonathan Coulton), made an awesome goodbye song.
    That's all, thank you for reading my mail
    Javier

    P.S: Give my regards to Kathy Gehrig, she is a wonderful person.
    I sent that to Gabe and my regards to Kathy because they gave me a extremely generous gift.
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  37. Post #837
    Gold Member
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    July 2010
    967 Posts


    EDIT: the response

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  39. Post #839
    Gold Member
    Splarg!'s Avatar
    September 2005
    2,068 Posts


    THRILLING
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  40. Post #840
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    January 2005
    13,158 Posts


    THRILLING
    Its [img]

    Edited:

    Ninja edit
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