1. Post #81
    snake138's Avatar
    April 2007
    52 Posts
    Skwee posted:
    Funny story and all, but if you aren't lying about ALL of it, you are at least lying about ONE thing. This:


    You say you played for 4 hours straight, but the save file skips from 332 to 337 Meaning that either you went into your documents folder and accidentally renamed it to save 337, or you went into your documents and deleted the 4 saves in between and forgot to renamed the 337 to 333 to make it look like you played for 4 hours straight..

    Other than that, it is a nice story, even if it is not completely true.

    Edit:

    Unless I am missing something of course, if I did then I just made a complete ass out of myself.
    He could have saved a few times during his drunken massacre. The overwritten saved files would be named 334, then changed to 335, 336 then 337. Just my guess.
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  2. Post #82
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    March 2008
    98 Posts
    Now you gotta play Fallout 3 drunk.

  3. Post #83
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    November 2007
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  4. Post #84
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    Javascript's Avatar
    August 2006
    8,303 Posts
    next time take LSD then play it, sweet christ:cthulhu:

  5. Post #85
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    Arachnidus's Avatar
    July 2007
    7,544 Posts
    BEST. THREAD. EVER.


    :excited:

  6. Post #86
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    July 2008
    3,604 Posts
    Arachnidus posted:
    BEST. THREAD. EVER.


    :excited:
    Epic Thread is Epic :excited:

    Now go play Fallout 3 Drunk and see what happens



    DO IT :)

  7. Post #87
    TEH LOZSER's Avatar
    June 2007
    166 Posts
    Ishmael12 posted:
    Epic Thread is Epic :excited:

    Now go play Fallout 3 Drunk and see what happens



    DO IT :)

    Fallout 3 doesn't come out for 5 days.
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  8. Post #88
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    January 2007
    2,466 Posts
    I want to see what you would do if you played GTA 4 hammered.


    The city would probably burn.

  9. Post #89
    zeroXSBK's Avatar
    October 2007
    123 Posts
    HOLY CRAP this was almost as bad as me when I was playing high
    I'm serious man I woke up one day poped in oblivion loaded my save file walked out of my house to see zombies and dead adoring fans everywhere.
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  10. Post #90
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    October 2008
    23 Posts
    Four hours...

    I am really bad at oblivion. I cannot stress this enough. In four hours I would manage to get myself out of the sewer at the start, get lost in Imperial City and be arrested for entering somebodies house after making sure there were no guards in the area...

    So, good job, drunken you!
    Your drunken self must really hate your sober self... Which is Ironic because you DID create him.
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  11. Post #91
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    October 2006
    2,165 Posts
    I am your Adoring Fan

  12. Post #92
    XcoliahX's Avatar
    February 2007
    288 Posts
    poryon2 posted:
    I am your Adoring Fan
    Let me prepare my burning cross and ropes...

  13. Post #93
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    October 2006
    2,165 Posts
    XcoliahX posted:
    Let me prepare my burning cross and ropes...

  14. Post #94
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    July 2005
    41 Posts
    poryon2 posted:
    I am your Adoring Fan
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  15. Post #95
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    January 2006
    18,294 Posts
    The most incredible four hours of your life and you missed it!

  16. Post #96
    zeroXSBK's Avatar
    October 2007
    123 Posts
    Reaper911 posted:
    You sire will Die
    Know Hold still son while I fetch Ma BOOM STICK
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  17. Post #97
    TEH LOZSER's Avatar
    June 2007
    166 Posts
    zeroXSBK posted:
    You sire will Die
    Know Hold still son while I fetch Ma BOOM STICK
    oh, you're so funny!
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  18. Post #98
    zeroXSBK's Avatar
    October 2007
    123 Posts
    I know aren't I

    P.S. When I'm done with that guy YOUR NEXT

    LIES ALL LIES

  19. Post #99
    TEH LOZSER's Avatar
    June 2007
    166 Posts
    have fun with that.

  20. Post #100
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    JeffAndersen's Avatar
    July 2008
    1,289 Posts
    You had around 4 years in jail. That's not bad for that many murders.

  21. Post #101
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    gnome's Avatar
    July 2005
    2,874 Posts
    Ahahaahahaha. That is absolutely incredible.

  22. Post #102
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    June 2008
    247 Posts
    I honestly can't stop laughing at this. Perfect, just perfect.

  23. Post #103
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    October 2008
    1 Posts
    I fucking lol'd.

    This is the greatness that is the OP.

    I love you. 5/5 10/10

  24. Post #104
    XcoliahX's Avatar
    February 2007
    288 Posts
    zeroXSBK posted:
    I know aren't I

    P.S. When I'm done with that guy YOUR NEXT

    LIES ALL LIES
    I have a theory that the Din of Mean, Keith Jardine is also Techno Viking.
    I mean, it has to be...
    Just look at this...
    Keith Jardine

    Techno Viking


    IT JUST HAS TO BE

  25. Post #105
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    June 2007
    596 Posts
    I even killed the horses.

  26. Post #106
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    July 2008
    4,235 Posts
    Jabberwocky posted:
    You are now more dangerous than an entire oblivion invasion. Hats off to you.
    THAT IS NOT HARD TO DO! considering all they do is spawn a few scamps that ether walk around a two inch space and get killed by the waundering rat.

  27. Post #107
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    July 2005
    110 Posts
    Skwee posted:
    Funny story and all, but if you aren't lying about ALL of it, you are at least lying about ONE thing. This:


    You say you played for 4 hours straight, but the save file skips from 332 to 337 Meaning that either you went into your documents folder and accidentally renamed it to save 337, or you went into your documents and deleted the 4 saves in between and forgot to renamed the 337 to 333 to make it look like you played for 4 hours straight..

    Other than that, it is a nice story, even if it is not completely true.

    Edit:

    Unless I am missing something of course, if I did then I just made a complete ass out of myself.
    Yeah, I just saved over them a few times. I promise you I didn't make any of the events that happened in the save file. I only made up the parts afterwards, such as dropping all of my stolen items. The story was obviously made in a non-druken state.

    Edit:

    BlueSaint posted:
    THAT IS NOT HARD TO DO! considering all they do is spawn a few scamps that ether walk around a two inch space and get killed by the waundering rat.
    And when your're black out drunk and have zero control over your actions, then you can tell me how easy it is.

  28. Post #108
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    July 2007
    3,305 Posts
    joecool posted:
    Yeah, I just saved over them a few times. I promise you I didn't make any of the events that happened in the save file. I only made up the parts afterwards, such as dropping all of my stolen items. The story was obviously made in a non-druken state.

    Edit:



    And when your're black out drunk and have zero control over your actions, then you can tell me how easy it is.
    You do not have "zero control over your actions."

  29. Post #109
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    January 2008
    5,478 Posts
    Try playing HL1 while drunk. Especially in Xen.

  30. Post #110
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    July 2005
    110 Posts
    HolyCrusade posted:
    You do not have "zero control over your actions."
    Okay, well you technically have control of what you're doing but it's basically useless. You're unable to consciously make decisions about anything, your body is just on autopilot. And having no memory of doing anything doesn't make anything easier.
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  31. Post #111
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    November 2006
    11,515 Posts
    I bet when you realized your fee you were all like

  32. Post #112
    Watching the world burn is my hobby.
    Banned?'s Avatar
    February 2005
    16,984 Posts
    What an amazing story. Never delete that save file. Ever.
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  33. Post #113
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    January 2008
    5,478 Posts
    gbtygfvyg posted:
    I bet when you realized your fee you were all like
    I keep seeing that picture. What/where is it from?

  34. Post #114
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    November 2007
    7,239 Posts
    Oh god I split a side.

  35. Post #115
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    June 2008
    6,325 Posts
    You are a god among drunkards.

  36. Post #116
    prop_dynamic's Avatar
    December 2007
    352 Posts
    Haha yes I remember how it took me 1 hour to kill off the entire capital city. The guards didn't even dare to speak to me anymore :P.

  37. Post #117
    [SIZE=6][COLOR="#EE82EE"]Hardcore My Little Pony Fan[/COLOR][/SIZE]
    Arvuti's Avatar
    July 2008
    5,870 Posts
    fuck shit up the game.

  38. Post #118
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    September 2005
    1,670 Posts
    HolyCrusade posted:
    You do not have "zero control over your actions."
    What - have you ever been drunk more than the "lol I talk much"-state?
    But hell, even that is some sort of losing control.

  39. Post #119
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    December 2006
    1 Posts
    Hahahahha this is great. The pic of the naked dead guy made me laugh.

  40. Post #120
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    July 2005
    110 Posts
    Wow, almost 300 funnies and a digg (it has like 20 diggs, but it's still a digg). Didn't even come close to expecting this to be that popular! I'm glad everyone is getting a good laugh!