[Vaught]

Adoring Fan had what was coming to him.

[joecool]

Vaught posted:

Adoring Fan had what was coming to him.

I agree I let live him too long enough...

Whoaaaa, I am really fucked up rigjt npw. Wow, I am gone byeond gone right now. Wow, holy crap I am fucked beyond nowise my reasonably;e gomd rog. Tjere os m explaomomg behind my drunkwn akulla right now. We are botj equally

[the gamer]

The blades, a few men could hold against an army... but not a single drunk bastard

[igoG]

joecool posted:

I agree I let live him too long enough...

Whoaaaa, I am really fucked up rigjt npw. Wow, I am gone byeond gone right now. Wow, holy crap I am fucked beyond nowise my reasonably;e gomd rog. Tjere os m explaomomg behind my drunkwn akulla right now. We are botj equally

:raise: What?

[Sabotage666]

joecool posted:

Huh, my uncle lives in Japan too. Where does your uncle live?

And I'm sure your uncle is a decent man and drinks better shit than this. This is literally on the bottom rung of the alcohol ladder. But it's cheap and there's a lot. Gather like seven people (which we did), throw in like 300 yen and you will all be fucked out of your reasonable mind.

He lives in Tokyo, ah well he is a teacher so could probably afford better shit I guess :beerbear:

[Kronos Zul]

Dugg.



Mannnn

[TheTalon]

XcoliahX posted:

I have a theory that the Din of Mean, Keith Jardine is also Techno Viking.
I mean, it has to be...
Just look at this...
Keith Jardine

Techno Viking


IT JUST HAS TO BE

I think I saw Techno Viking on one of those I'm a PC commercials... let me find a link to a video

Yep, 6 second mark!

[Risonhighmer]

This is on stumbleupon already?

Jeez, I just read this thread yesterday and now I stumbled upon it.

[VassikinX3]

That was awesome. This makes me wish I didn't sell Oblivion now. :(

[CupUp]

ahahahaha, oh wow. :D

[Alxnotorious]

Risonhighmer posted:

This is on stumbleupon already?

Jeez, I just read this thread yesterday and now I stumbled upon it.

Same here, lol. This thing's gonna hit the internet pretty fast it looks like.

[spazthemax]

This thread has given me two things.

An almost irrepressible urge to play Oblivion

A desire to visit Japan

I can solve the first one pretty easily but the second may be a bit pricey. I remember going on a killing spree in the Imperial City, leaving no one alive. except I was sober.

[Nautsabes]

You Sir, are a god among men.

[KC_Fox]

So drinking can cause genocide and mass murder?

[FoodStuffs]

Tom_Caster posted:

A one man killing spree.. Do you need someone to clean your blade?

he cleaned it with the adoring fan's stomach

[Dude101]

1 day and he has 346 funnies.. Wow!

[Free-lancer]

You know this thread is popular when the Stumble button brings you to it.

[joecool]

Free-lancer posted:

You know this thread is popular when the Stumble button brings you to it.

Stumble button?

And wow, I was wrecked last night. I wonder if I played Oblivion...

[Lolblocks]

Fucking. EPIC. I Wish I Had Oblivion...

[NeverNe]

Best drunken rage I've ever seen. The worst thing I did was eat the last of the cake in the fridge.

You sir are a one man army, get drunk like that more often and cyrodill is in deep trouble.

P.S. Why the hell is there a naked guy curled on the ground?

[johanz]

Not funny at all. I do same in Oblivion all the time.

[AimlessGiant]

this is on like 5 sites now what the hell

[Gene Hunt]

LOL.

[JohnnyMo1]

Ahahaha, I just stumbled this page.

This is a Facepunch phenomenon right here. I've never seen so many ratings in a single post.

[Cyber_Demon]

Do it again and see what happens

[DrDean]

Best laugh I've had in months. Thank you.

[KC_Fox]

Fcuk you up!

Drunken escapades are always entertaining!

Edit:

Cyber_Demon posted:

Do it again and see what happens

And in other news an American National has caused an international incident when he initiated a standoff with the Japanese Ground Self Defense Force.

[Cyber_Demon]

I meant while playing oblivion, but yeah, that too

[Spartan117]

criminal scum

[dARKQUARk]

Spartan117 posted:

criminal scum

[Skwee]

I played Oblivion a lot a while ago, it got boring so I downloaded a shit load of mods, those were pretty fun, but it got boring too after a while, then I saw Fcom... I attempted to install it, the game actually started, but when I got out of the sewers and looked towards sideways cave, the mound of earth that is usually there was a massive hole in the ground. Knowing that I had to have done something wrong I realized I had wasted 4-5 hours trying to install Fcom and just uninstalled oblivion right there. I am going to go ahead and wait for them to release an easy to install version of Fcom, then I shall play oblivion again.

[joecool]

JohnnyMo1 posted:

Ahahaha, I just stumbled this page.

This is a Facepunch phenomenon right here. I've never seen so many ratings in a single post.

I am humbled - really fucking shocked at its popularity! I'm really happy people like it. 53,398 views in two days, that is insane.

[Oscar_SP]

Wow, this is amazing.

At first I was like :silent:, but then I :excited::megaman::4chan::megaman: :excited:

[JohnnyMo1]

joecool posted:

I am humbled - really fucking shocked at its popularity! I'm really happy people like it. 53,398 views in two days, that is insane.

I used to see you around all the time back in the day, and this is the first time I've seen you in a good long while. Where ya been?

[runrundave]

What needs to be done:

#1 Get this in the epic thread section.

#2 Submit this to ign,gamefaqs,G4, and any other videogame website.

#3 Give this man a golden user ticket.

#4 Enjoy your drunken epic glory.

[Boba_Fett]

Holy shit. You're a fucking tank when you're drunk.

When I played,(Argonian knight/archer) I could hardly take down ten or twenty guards, never mind the whole world.
We need TES V and twice as much beer. I want to see what happens!

[Cyber_Demon]

TES V should be set in Black Marsh

[The_Behemoth]

Holy shit that's awesome! I'm playing Oblivion the next time I get wasted.

[Novangel]

fucking epic read. I so gotta try that later

[Mr.Goodbar]

Huge