1. Post #121
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    Vaught's Avatar
    June 2008
    6,310 Posts
    Adoring Fan had what was coming to him.

  2. Post #122
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    joecool's Avatar
    July 2005
    110 Posts
    Vaught posted:
    Adoring Fan had what was coming to him.
    I agree I let live him too long enough...

    Whoaaaa, I am really fucked up rigjt npw. Wow, I am gone byeond gone right now. Wow, holy crap I am fucked beyond nowise my reasonably;e gomd rog. Tjere os m explaomomg behind my drunkwn akulla right now. We are botj equally

  3. Post #123
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    the gamer's Avatar
    September 2005
    151 Posts
    The blades, a few men could hold against an army... but not a single drunk bastard

  4. Post #124
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    July 2007
    8 Posts
    joecool posted:
    I agree I let live him too long enough...

    Whoaaaa, I am really fucked up rigjt npw. Wow, I am gone byeond gone right now. Wow, holy crap I am fucked beyond nowise my reasonably;e gomd rog. Tjere os m explaomomg behind my drunkwn akulla right now. We are botj equally
    :raise: What?

  5. Post #125

    February 2008
    3 Posts
    joecool posted:
    Huh, my uncle lives in Japan too. Where does your uncle live?

    And I'm sure your uncle is a decent man and drinks better shit than this. This is literally on the bottom rung of the alcohol ladder. But it's cheap and there's a lot. Gather like seven people (which we did), throw in like 300 yen and you will all be fucked out of your reasonable mind.
    He lives in Tokyo, ah well he is a teacher so could probably afford better shit I guess :beerbear:

  6. Post #126
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    Kronos Zul's Avatar
    February 2008
    735 Posts
    Dugg.



    Mannnn

  7. Post #127
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    June 2008
    19,677 Posts
    XcoliahX posted:
    I have a theory that the Din of Mean, Keith Jardine is also Techno Viking.
    I mean, it has to be...
    Just look at this...
    Keith Jardine

    Techno Viking


    IT JUST HAS TO BE

    I think I saw Techno Viking on one of those I'm a PC commercials... let me find a link to a video


    Yep, 6 second mark!

  8. Post #128
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    Risonhighmer's Avatar
    June 2006
    2,395 Posts
    This is on stumbleupon already?

    Jeez, I just read this thread yesterday and now I stumbled upon it.

  9. Post #129
    VassikinX3's Avatar
    March 2008
    1,205 Posts
    That was awesome. This makes me wish I didn't sell Oblivion now. :(

  10. Post #130
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    CupUp's Avatar
    January 2007
    976 Posts
    ahahahaha, oh wow. :D

  11. Post #131
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    July 2007
    8,764 Posts
    Risonhighmer posted:
    This is on stumbleupon already?

    Jeez, I just read this thread yesterday and now I stumbled upon it.
    Same here, lol. This thing's gonna hit the internet pretty fast it looks like.

  12. Post #132
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    May 2006
    1,058 Posts
    This thread has given me two things.

    An almost irrepressible urge to play Oblivion

    A desire to visit Japan

    I can solve the first one pretty easily but the second may be a bit pricey. I remember going on a killing spree in the Imperial City, leaving no one alive. except I was sober.
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  13. Post #133
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    Dennab
    August 2006
    14,846 Posts
    You Sir, are a god among men.

  14. Post #134
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    March 2006
    104 Posts
    So drinking can cause genocide and mass murder?

  15. Post #135
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    Dennab
    March 2005
    7,463 Posts
    Tom_Caster posted:
    A one man killing spree.. Do you need someone to clean your blade?

    he cleaned it with the adoring fan's stomach
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  16. Post #136
    Dude101's Avatar
    September 2007
    16 Posts
    1 day and he has 346 funnies.. Wow!

  17. Post #137
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    January 2006
    191 Posts
    You know this thread is popular when the Stumble button brings you to it.

  18. Post #138
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    July 2005
    110 Posts
    Free-lancer posted:
    You know this thread is popular when the Stumble button brings you to it.
    Stumble button?

    And wow, I was wrecked last night. I wonder if I played Oblivion...

  19. Post #139
    Lolblocks's Avatar
    October 2008
    225 Posts
    Fucking. EPIC. I Wish I Had Oblivion...

  20. Post #140
    NeverNe's Avatar
    October 2008
    4 Posts
    Best drunken rage I've ever seen. The worst thing I did was eat the last of the cake in the fridge.

    You sir are a one man army, get drunk like that more often and cyrodill is in deep trouble.

    P.S. Why the hell is there a naked guy curled on the ground?
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  21. Post #141
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    February 2008
    7,578 Posts
    Not funny at all. I do same in Oblivion all the time.
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  22. Post #142
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    March 2008
    3,103 Posts
    this is on like 5 sites now what the hell

  23. Post #143
    Gene Hunt's Avatar
    April 2008
    20 Posts
    LOL.

  24. Post #144
    Ahahaha, I just stumbled this page.

    This is a Facepunch phenomenon right here. I've never seen so many ratings in a single post.

  25. Post #145
    Cyber_Demon's Avatar
    August 2008
    125 Posts
    Do it again and see what happens

  26. Post #146
    Dennab
    February 2006
    232 Posts
    Best laugh I've had in months. Thank you.

  27. Post #147
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    March 2006
    104 Posts
    Fcuk you up!

    Drunken escapades are always entertaining!

    Edit:

    Cyber_Demon posted:
    Do it again and see what happens
    And in other news an American National has caused an international incident when he initiated a standoff with the Japanese Ground Self Defense Force.

  28. Post #148
    Cyber_Demon's Avatar
    August 2008
    125 Posts
    I meant while playing oblivion, but yeah, that too

  29. Post #149

    February 2005
    189 Posts
    criminal scum

  30. Post #150
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    October 2006
    62 Posts
    Spartan117 posted:
    criminal scum
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  31. Post #151
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    August 2005
    6,243 Posts
    I played Oblivion a lot a while ago, it got boring so I downloaded a shit load of mods, those were pretty fun, but it got boring too after a while, then I saw Fcom... I attempted to install it, the game actually started, but when I got out of the sewers and looked towards sideways cave, the mound of earth that is usually there was a massive hole in the ground. Knowing that I had to have done something wrong I realized I had wasted 4-5 hours trying to install Fcom and just uninstalled oblivion right there. I am going to go ahead and wait for them to release an easy to install version of Fcom, then I shall play oblivion again.

  32. Post #152
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    July 2005
    110 Posts
    JohnnyMo1 posted:
    Ahahaha, I just stumbled this page.

    This is a Facepunch phenomenon right here. I've never seen so many ratings in a single post.
    I am humbled - really fucking shocked at its popularity! I'm really happy people like it. 53,398 views in two days, that is insane.

  33. Post #153
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    September 2005
    1,032 Posts
    Wow, this is amazing.

    At first I was like :silent:, but then I :excited::megaman::4chan::megaman: :excited:

  34. Post #154
    joecool posted:
    I am humbled - really fucking shocked at its popularity! I'm really happy people like it. 53,398 views in two days, that is insane.
    I used to see you around all the time back in the day, and this is the first time I've seen you in a good long while. Where ya been?

  35. Post #155
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    September 2008
    101 Posts
    What needs to be done:

    #1 Get this in the epic thread section.

    #2 Submit this to ign,gamefaqs,G4, and any other videogame website.

    #3 Give this man a golden user ticket.

    #4 Enjoy your drunken epic glory.

  36. Post #156
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    August 2007
    9,125 Posts
    Holy shit. You're a fucking tank when you're drunk.

    When I played,(Argonian knight/archer) I could hardly take down ten or twenty guards, never mind the whole world.
    We need TES V and twice as much beer. I want to see what happens!

  37. Post #157
    Cyber_Demon's Avatar
    August 2008
    125 Posts
    TES V should be set in Black Marsh

  38. Post #158
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    November 2006
    421 Posts
    Holy shit that's awesome! I'm playing Oblivion the next time I get wasted.

  39. Post #159
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    September 2008
    19,330 Posts
    fucking epic read. I so gotta try that later

  40. Post #160
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    Mr.Goodbar's Avatar
    January 2006
    332 Posts
    Huge