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 Post #1
 17th December 2008
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I got this retarded idea when I was mixing drinks together at school. Hey, why not imitate fallout and have people look at you like you're mental?

So I did. I made the two logos for Nuka-Cola and Nuka-Cola Quantum, and you can print them out and wrap it around your drinks to make people think you're crazy like me!

Nuka-Cola Original


Nuka-Cola Recipe
1/3rds Cream Soda
1/3rds Coca-Cola
1/3rds Mountain Dew(or any other caffienated drink you like)

Mix it in bottle, slap on the sticker, viola! NUKA-COLA!

Nuka-Cola Quantum


Nuka-Cola Quantum Recipe
Two drops of Blue food Coloring
Two drops of Red food Coloring
One Foosh "Seriously Caffeinated" Mint
1/3rds Sprite
1/3rds Mountain Dew
1/3rds Squirt! soda

Mix it up with your martini-master skills in a bottle, slap on the Quantum sticker, and you're good to go! THE POWER OF NUKA-COLA QUANTUM IN YOUR HANDS.

So tell me what you think! Should I continue making wierd versions of food from Fallout? Or maybe I should make random versions of Nuka-Cola

Here's an ingame image of what they look like.
 Post #2
 17th December 2008
Duxfever's Avatar
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You should make a book
 Post #3
 17th December 2008
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You're missing radiation.
 Post #4
 17th December 2008
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Epic.
 Post #5
 17th December 2008
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DualReaverV2 posted:
You're missing radiation.
Look at the health warnings
 Post #6
 17th December 2008
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THE POWER OF INSTANT STOMACH ACHE IN YOUR HANDS

Just kidding, it actually sounds pretty good, I like mixing soft drinks.
 Post #7
 17th December 2008
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aznz888 posted:
Look at the health warnings
D: Well, it should be an ingredient. It isn't Nuka-Cola without adding the Nuka.
 Post #8
 17th December 2008
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Jack Bryce posted:
THE POWER OF INSTANT STOMACH ACHE IN YOUR HANDS

Just kidding, it actually sounds pretty good, I like mixing soft drinks.
My homemade Quantum had me wired up for a whole night

Edit:

DualReaverV2 posted:
D: Well, it should be an ingredient. It isn't Nuka-Cola without adding the Nuka.
You're right, but you can't really irradiate liquid without dropping some uranium in there
 Post #9
 17th December 2008
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aznz888 posted:
You're right, but you can't really irradiate liquid without dropping some uranium in there
Good to know we're on the same page.
 Post #10
 17th December 2008
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Ridiculous.

 Post #11
 17th December 2008
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My Homemade quantum only gave me 5 Action points, I didn't have enough to have a wank D:
 Post #12
 17th December 2008
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That's pretty cool! I'm guessing these fit onto 20 oz bottles?
 Post #13
 17th December 2008
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JohnnyMo1 posted:
Ridiculous.

No, Radiculous.
 Post #14
 17th December 2008
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aznz888 posted:
No, Radiculous.
Too bad it's neither.
 Post #15
 17th December 2008
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I'm going to have to try this, but I think I'll wait a couple of days. My stomach isn't agreeing with me at the moment.
 Post #16
 17th December 2008
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stupid07er posted:
That's pretty cool! I'm guessing these fit onto 20 oz bottles?
Yes they do, although you can shrink the images in photoshop to fit any kind of bottle you want, or I can make a 2 liter bottle version.
 Post #17
 17th December 2008
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Dammit, I wanna print these out but I don't have the kind of plastic used on soda bottles.
 Post #18
 17th December 2008
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aznz888 posted:
No, Radiculous.
Radical.
 Post #19
 17th December 2008
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Does it make my piss glow?
 Post #20
 17th December 2008
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Sir_takeslot posted:
Does it make my piss glow?
Only if you add actual Strontium
 Post #21
 17th December 2008
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aznz888 posted:
Only if you add actual Strontium
I don't like Strontium. I only add Polonium to my drinks.
 Post #22
 17th December 2008
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JohnnyMo1 posted:
I don't like Strontium. I only add Polonium to my drinks.
Kill the Heretic.
 Post #23
 17th December 2008
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FUCK YOU, BITCH, ALL MY ISOTOPES ARE RADIOACTIVE.
 Post #24
 17th December 2008
Dennab
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Imagine if you sold Nuka Cola. You would be fucking rich!
 Post #25
 17th December 2008
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-snipbecausei'magiganticfaggot-
 Post #26
 17th December 2008
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I'll do this as soon as I get an empty liter.
 Post #27
 17th December 2008
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you're missing the purple glow of an isotope that makes your pee glow for a week.
 Post #28
 17th December 2008
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We don't have Mountain Dew here in England. What other drink is exactly like it?

Edit:

thereisno131 posted:
you're missing the purple glow of an isotope that makes your pee glow for a week.
Food colouring would accompany that some-what.
 Post #29
 17th December 2008
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GreenDolphin posted:
We don't have Mountain Dew here in England. What other drink is exactly like it?

Edit:



Food colouring would accompany that some-what.
Ah well, nobody really knows what Nuka-Cola tastes like, so just substitute with your own favourite soda!
 Post #30
 17th December 2008
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Shouldn't there be 1 microgram of plutonium?
 Post #31
 17th December 2008
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I'd like to make one, but I haven't seen glass bottles for ages here in Vancouver.
 Post #32
 17th December 2008
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GreenDolphin posted:
We don't have Mountain Dew here in England. What other drink is exactly like it?

Edit:



Food colouring would accompany that some-what.
vault is.
 Post #33
 17th December 2008
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Dennab
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I like Coca-Cola more
 Post #34
 17th December 2008
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The Quantum should be 1/3 Coca Cola, 1/3 Mello Yellow (because it isn't always sold, well where I am anyway), and 1/3 what ever flavor is blue Fanta.
 Post #35
 17th December 2008
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s0m3_guy posted:
The Quantum should be 1/3 Coca Cola, 1/3 Mello Yellow (because it isn't always sold, well where I am anyway), and 1/3 what ever flavor is blue Fanta.
There's blue fanta?

Edit:

s0m3_guy posted:
The Quantum should be 1/3 Coca Cola, 1/3 Mello Yellow (because it isn't always sold, well where I am anyway), and 1/3 what ever flavor is blue Fanta.
There's blue Fanta?
 Post #36
 17th December 2008
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aznz888 posted:
ALL YOUR RADS


ARE BELONG TO US

Good thing you remembered to post that image macro or else no one would ever have guessed what meme you were referring to.
 Post #37
 17th December 2008
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Since when is the regular Nuka Cola radioactive? In the Factory notes they say about the Quantum isotopes, which makes it seem to me that it's the first time they've tried something like this.

Edit:

If I drank cola I'd print them off
 Post #38
 17th December 2008
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Dennab
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Oh man, I'm so going to print these out and make nuka cola bottles and hand them out.
 Post #39
 17th December 2008
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You're supposed to make it flat, like all the ones in the wasteland.
 Post #40
 17th December 2008
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Hell, I'd buy them if they were sold at the store.
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