1. Post #1
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    I got this retarded idea when I was mixing drinks together at school. Hey, why not imitate fallout and have people look at you like you're mental?

    So I did. I made the two logos for Nuka-Cola and Nuka-Cola Quantum, and you can print them out and wrap it around your drinks to make people think you're crazy like me!

    Nuka-Cola Original


    Nuka-Cola Recipe
    1/3rds Cream Soda
    1/3rds Coca-Cola
    1/3rds Mountain Dew(or any other caffienated drink you like)

    Mix it in bottle, slap on the sticker, viola! NUKA-COLA!

    Nuka-Cola Quantum


    Nuka-Cola Quantum Recipe
    Two drops of Blue food Coloring
    Two drops of Red food Coloring
    One Foosh "Seriously Caffeinated" Mint
    1/3rds Sprite
    1/3rds Mountain Dew
    1/3rds Squirt! soda

    Mix it up with your martini-master skills in a bottle, slap on the Quantum sticker, and you're good to go! THE POWER OF NUKA-COLA QUANTUM IN YOUR HANDS.

    So tell me what you think! Should I continue making wierd versions of food from Fallout? Or maybe I should make random versions of Nuka-Cola

    Here's an ingame image of what they look like.
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    You should make a book
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    You're missing radiation.
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    Epic.
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    DualReaverV2 posted:
    You're missing radiation.
    Look at the health warnings

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    THE POWER OF INSTANT STOMACH ACHE IN YOUR HANDS

    Just kidding, it actually sounds pretty good, I like mixing soft drinks.
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    aznz888 posted:
    Look at the health warnings
    D: Well, it should be an ingredient. It isn't Nuka-Cola without adding the Nuka.
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    Jack Bryce posted:
    THE POWER OF INSTANT STOMACH ACHE IN YOUR HANDS

    Just kidding, it actually sounds pretty good, I like mixing soft drinks.
    My homemade Quantum had me wired up for a whole night

    Edit:

    DualReaverV2 posted:
    D: Well, it should be an ingredient. It isn't Nuka-Cola without adding the Nuka.
    You're right, but you can't really irradiate liquid without dropping some uranium in there
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    aznz888 posted:
    You're right, but you can't really irradiate liquid without dropping some uranium in there
    Good to know we're on the same page.
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    Ridiculous.

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    My Homemade quantum only gave me 5 Action points, I didn't have enough to have a wank D:
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    That's pretty cool! I'm guessing these fit onto 20 oz bottles?
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    JohnnyMo1 posted:
    Ridiculous.

    No, Radiculous.
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    aznz888 posted:
    No, Radiculous.
    Too bad it's neither.
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    I'm going to have to try this, but I think I'll wait a couple of days. My stomach isn't agreeing with me at the moment.
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    stupid07er posted:
    That's pretty cool! I'm guessing these fit onto 20 oz bottles?
    Yes they do, although you can shrink the images in photoshop to fit any kind of bottle you want, or I can make a 2 liter bottle version.

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    Dammit, I wanna print these out but I don't have the kind of plastic used on soda bottles.

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    aznz888 posted:
    No, Radiculous.
    Radical.
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    Does it make my piss glow?
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    Sir_takeslot posted:
    Does it make my piss glow?
    Only if you add actual Strontium :science:
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    aznz888 posted:
    Only if you add actual Strontium :science:
    I don't like Strontium. I only add Polonium to my drinks.
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    JohnnyMo1 posted:
    I don't like Strontium. I only add Polonium to my drinks.
    Kill the Heretic.
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    FUCK YOU, BITCH, ALL MY ISOTOPES ARE RADIOACTIVE.
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    Imagine if you sold Nuka Cola. You would be fucking rich!
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    -snipbecausei'magiganticfaggot-
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    I'll do this as soon as I get an empty liter.
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    you're missing the purple glow of an isotope that makes your pee glow for a week.
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    We don't have Mountain Dew here in England. What other drink is exactly like it?

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    thereisno131 posted:
    you're missing the purple glow of an isotope that makes your pee glow for a week.
    Food colouring would accompany that some-what.
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    GreenDolphin posted:
    We don't have Mountain Dew here in England. What other drink is exactly like it?

    Edit:



    Food colouring would accompany that some-what.
    Ah well, nobody really knows what Nuka-Cola tastes like, so just substitute with your own favourite soda!

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    Shouldn't there be 1 microgram of plutonium?
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    I'd like to make one, but I haven't seen glass bottles for ages here in Vancouver.

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    GreenDolphin posted:
    We don't have Mountain Dew here in England. What other drink is exactly like it?

    Edit:



    Food colouring would accompany that some-what.
    vault is.
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    I like Coca-Cola more
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    The Quantum should be 1/3 Coca Cola, 1/3 Mello Yellow (because it isn't always sold, well where I am anyway), and 1/3 what ever flavor is blue Fanta.
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    s0m3_guy posted:
    The Quantum should be 1/3 Coca Cola, 1/3 Mello Yellow (because it isn't always sold, well where I am anyway), and 1/3 what ever flavor is blue Fanta.
    There's blue fanta?

    Edit:

    s0m3_guy posted:
    The Quantum should be 1/3 Coca Cola, 1/3 Mello Yellow (because it isn't always sold, well where I am anyway), and 1/3 what ever flavor is blue Fanta.
    There's blue Fanta?
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    aznz888 posted:
    ALL YOUR RADS


    ARE BELONG TO US

    Good thing you remembered to post that image macro or else no one would ever have guessed what meme you were referring to.
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    Since when is the regular Nuka Cola radioactive? In the Factory notes they say about the Quantum isotopes, which makes it seem to me that it's the first time they've tried something like this.

    Edit:

    If I drank cola I'd print them off

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    Oh man, I'm so going to print these out and make nuka cola bottles and hand them out.

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    You're supposed to make it flat, like all the ones in the wasteland.
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    Hell, I'd buy them if they were sold at the store.
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