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 7th February 2009 Last edited by Â¥OzymandiasÂ¥; 12th February 2009 at 02:06AM..
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So me and my friends devised a plan to destroy a Burger King. First we thought of pooping all over the bathroom, but then we decided that would be a little much. We settled on getting 100 Whopper Juniors. Well, actually 99 regular and 1 cheese. It cost around 64 dollars because of my friends 50% discount. They tried cheating us out of the order by saying it was "one combo meal 50% off". Didn't fool us though; the discount card clearly said "50% off of your next ORDER". So we went, and ate, and ate, and ate until we couldn't eat anymore. Let the pictures explain everything...


















I don't have a picture of myself yet. That will come soon!

Edit: My friend also got us crowns.
Edit 2: If you want http://digg.com/comedy/100_Whopper_Juniors
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 7th February 2009
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has your colon exploded yet?
 Post #3
 7th February 2009
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Almost. I feel it convulsing.
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 7th February 2009
I am seriously considering filing a cyber-bullying complaint against this forum, FYI.
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Holy fuck that's a lot of burgers.
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 7th February 2009
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Ya know I thought so too.
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 7th February 2009
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Nice!
 Post #7
 7th February 2009 Last edited by Llivavin; 7th February 2009 at 05:44AM..
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I feel like smacking you, why can't i get a 50% off card D:
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 7th February 2009
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In-in-out is better.



But damn, that's a lot of burgers.
 Post #9
 7th February 2009
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Lol, that's a lot of burgers.
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 7th February 2009
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Careful not to smack my buttocks. Something half-digested might come out.
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 7th February 2009
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How many did you lot manage to eat in total?

Also if I were you I'd probably sleep in a hospital waiting room tonight...
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 7th February 2009
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In-in-out is better.



But damn, that's a lot of burgers.
I don't think we have one of them 'round here. Wait we do, but its about 20 miles away.
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 7th February 2009
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I'm so fucking hungry now.
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 7th February 2009
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How many did you lot manage to eat in total?

Also if I were you I'd probably sleep in a hospital waiting room tonight...
We each ate about 5 or 6. We also got 4 large fries.
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 7th February 2009
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Guy in the red ski-mask is the best picture.
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 7th February 2009
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That looks gross and good at the same time
Did the workers say anything?
 Post #17
 7th February 2009
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I'm so fucking hungry now.
Ya know I realized something. While people are starving in China and North Korea, I'm sitting there stuffing my face with a heart attack.
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 7th February 2009
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Oh my god, who eats that many burgers?! >.<;
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 7th February 2009
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What's your nationality?
 Post #20
 7th February 2009
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Christ funny but I feel bad for the cooks.. I mean I spazz out when we get 10 burgers where I work but BK is a fast food joint so they must have burgers cooked 10 days ago stuffed into drawers.
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 7th February 2009
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HAHAHA Awesome.
 Post #22
 7th February 2009
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That looks gross and good at the same time
Did the workers say anything?
Not really. My friend works there and his co-workers played some prank on him. This was just a nice way of getting back at them. We shared our loot with some of the workers once it was all done too.
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 7th February 2009
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We each ate about 5 or 6. We also got 4 large fries.
You should and went and found a bunch of homeless guys and went, "eat up!" and dropped the rest of the burgers at their feet.

... then when they had enough energy to run you should have hunted them for sport.
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 7th February 2009
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You should and went and found a bunch of homeless guys and went, "eat up!" and dropped the rest of the burgers at their feet.

... then when they had enough energy to run you should have hunted them for sport.
We went to my friends house and threw 10 of them at him heheh.
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 7th February 2009
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You're laughing now, but you won't be tomorrow when you shit up a 747
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 7th February 2009
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Bums make terrible game. They're too full of toxins to eat and make horrible trophies.
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 7th February 2009
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Badass man
Badass
 Post #28
 7th February 2009
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You're laughing now, but you won't be tomorrow when you shit up a 747
Please take note of the emergency exits to your left and right.
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 7th February 2009
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Please take note of the emergency exits to your left and right.
Well played.
 Post #30
 7th February 2009
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Jesus Christ you crazy American.

Did you finish everything?

There are starving homeless people you meanie! :(
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 7th February 2009
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You're my hero.
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 7th February 2009
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I bet they wanted to fucking KILL you guys
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 7th February 2009
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I don't eat at all, because in other shitty countries, people don't have food.
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 7th February 2009 Last edited by sltlamina; 7th February 2009 at 05:56AM..
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You know if you had managed to eat them all two things would have happened:

1) You'd have died (probably well before the midway point).
2) You'd have probably managed to eat more than Morgan Spurlock did in an entire month (as he should have eaten 90 meals in total (assuming a 30 day month, not a 31 day month)... however of course he was eating at McD's, not Burger King.
 Post #35
 7th February 2009
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Jesus Christ you crazy American.

Did you finish everything?

There are starving homeless people you meanie! :(
We threw some of the leftovers at each others cars like a broadside ship battle. I'm sure the homeless will find a bun or two in the street to gobble up.
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 7th February 2009
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Jesus Christ you crazy American.

Did you finish everything?

There are starving homeless people you meanie! :(
I'm going to print out this thread and staple it onto homeless people's foreheads
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 7th February 2009
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Whats that sweater your chubby friend with the peircing is wearing?
 Post #38
 7th February 2009
CP doesn't necessarily have to have a victim, it's just that 99.9% of the time it does. The thing with pedos is that they've been demonized to be horrible no matter what, and I don't think that's the case.
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I haven't laughed this hard in months.

Oh god this is so fucking great
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 7th February 2009
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You single-handedly made GD ten times better. Before this, today was nothing but shit.
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 7th February 2009
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Whats that sweater your chubby friend with the peircing is wearing?
Korn
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 7th February 2009
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Holy shit (Literally in a few hours).
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 7th February 2009
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I don't.. understand. You paid? This story would have been better if you had ordered that through the drive-thru and then left after they had made them all. Although, if I worked at a place like that, I'd get suspicious of such an order.
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 7th February 2009
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holy fuck, will you be eating burgers for the next week?

You hear that noise? That is your arteries clogging.
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 7th February 2009
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I love how Mcdonalds is right next door. Haha! Burger King is so much better than there.
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 7th February 2009
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Holy shit (Literally in a few hours).
He needs an exorcist!
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 7th February 2009
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You single-handedly made GD ten times better. Before this, today was nothing but shit.
Glad I could help matey.
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 7th February 2009
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Nice one
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 7th February 2009
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Oh my christ that's disgusting.

At least it wasn't McDonalds
 Post #49
 7th February 2009 Last edited by coolrider102; 7th February 2009 at 05:53AM..
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Look closely in one of the pictures and you will shit bricks
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 7th February 2009
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What a waste of $64
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 7th February 2009
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I'm going to print out this thread and staple it onto homeless people's foreheads
You're so cool. :)
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 7th February 2009
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You should be golded for this with the title "I ordered 100 hamburgers and all I got was this lousy yellow name and a title"
 Post #53
 7th February 2009 Last edited by RyanDv3; 7th February 2009 at 05:53AM..
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Oh, god, I want to be you so much right now.

Or rather, you a few hours ago, when you were eating them.
 Post #54
 7th February 2009
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What a waste of $64
Nonsense! What better use is there?
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 7th February 2009
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I don't eat at all, because in other shitty countries, people don't have food.

I expect you live off of the energy produced by childrens smiles then right?

Or is it the enrgy of the universe?

Or maybe you're photosynthetic...
 Post #56
 7th February 2009
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Jesus, how morbid.

But why Whopper Juniors? Real men eat Triple Stacker Whoppers.
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 7th February 2009
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You're so cool. :)
and don't you forget it
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 7th February 2009
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Nonsense! What better use is there?
You'll feel like shit in the morning is more of what I meant
 Post #59
 7th February 2009
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Jesus, how morbid.

But why Whopper Juniors? Real men eat Triple Stacker Whoppers.
I'm not made of money mate.
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 7th February 2009
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You'll feel like shit in the morning is more of what I meant
But it's worth it!
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 7th February 2009
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I'm not made of money mate.
You're certainly made of something else in huge quantities.
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 7th February 2009
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Ahaha! How long did it take for them to finish your order?
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 7th February 2009
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You should be golded for this with the title "I ordered 100 hamburgers and all I got was this lousy yellow name and a title"
That's a terrible reason!
 Post #64
 7th February 2009
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Ahaha! How long did it take for them to finish your order?
40 minutes give or take.
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 7th February 2009
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You're certainly made of something else in huge quantities.
You made me laugh.

My sides hurt. :(
 Post #66
 7th February 2009
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You're certainly made of something else in huge quantities.
how long have you been waiting to pull that one out
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 7th February 2009
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You're certainly made of something else in huge quantities.
Water?
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 7th February 2009
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That's a terrible reason!
Someone got it for "Wiki-ing" Titty-Fuck... I think tihs is way better.
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 7th February 2009
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You're certainly made of something else in huge quantities.
I probably gained about 5 pounds. Oh god I feel my chin doubling!!!
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 7th February 2009
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You're certainly made of something else in huge quantities.
Hah
 Post #71
 7th February 2009
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40 minutes give or take.
Better than ordering two pizzas at pizza hut, god those cunts take forever to throw together a pizza.
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 7th February 2009
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I probably gained about 5 pounds. Oh god I feel my chin doubling!!!


Your going to look like your avatar soon enough.
 Post #73
 7th February 2009
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I couldn't even imagine eating 3 burgers.
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 7th February 2009
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I'm going to take a dump, because this thread is disgusting.
 Post #75
 7th February 2009
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Your going to look like your avatar soon enough.
I'll turn into the Hulk!?
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 7th February 2009
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Mother of God.
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 7th February 2009
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I couldn't even imagine eating 3 burgers.
Same here. Oh god, I need to poop. brb
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 7th February 2009
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Someone got it for "Wiki-ing" Titty-Fuck... I think tihs is way better.
You mean Frank_West?
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 7th February 2009
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I'm going to take a dump, because this thread is disgusting.
thanks for informing everyone, we'll be rooting you on as you go! come on, you can do it!
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 7th February 2009 Last edited by DualReaverV2; 7th February 2009 at 05:59AM..
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i 1nce 8 2 burgers
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