1. Post #1
    ¥Ozymandias¥'s Avatar
    April 2008
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    So me and my friends devised a plan to destroy a Burger King. First we thought of pooping all over the bathroom, but then we decided that would be a little much. We settled on getting 100 Whopper Juniors. Well, actually 99 regular and 1 cheese. It cost around 64 dollars because of my friends 50% discount. They tried cheating us out of the order by saying it was "one combo meal 50% off". Didn't fool us though; the discount card clearly said "50% off of your next ORDER". So we went, and ate, and ate, and ate until we couldn't eat anymore. Let the pictures explain everything...


















    I don't have a picture of myself yet. That will come soon!

    Edit: My friend also got us crowns.
    Edit 2: If you want http://digg.com/comedy/100_Whopper_Juniors
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  2. Post #2
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    December 2007
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    has your colon exploded yet?
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  3. Post #3
    ¥Ozymandias¥'s Avatar
    April 2008
    166 Posts
    Almost. I feel it convulsing.
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    I am seriously considering filing a cyber-bullying complaint against this forum, FYI.
    GoldenDragon's Avatar
    August 2007
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    Holy fuck that's a lot of burgers.
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  5. Post #5
    ¥Ozymandias¥'s Avatar
    April 2008
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    Ya know I thought so too.
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    April 2006
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    Nice!
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    May 2007
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    I feel like smacking you, why can't i get a 50% off card D:
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    Majache's Avatar
    August 2007
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    In-in-out is better.



    But damn, that's a lot of burgers.
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    August 2006
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    Lol, that's a lot of burgers.
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  10. Post #10
    ¥Ozymandias¥'s Avatar
    April 2008
    166 Posts
    Careful not to smack my buttocks. Something half-digested might come out.
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  11. Post #11
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    February 2007
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    How many did you lot manage to eat in total?

    Also if I were you I'd probably sleep in a hospital waiting room tonight...
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    ¥Ozymandias¥'s Avatar
    April 2008
    166 Posts
    In-in-out is better.



    But damn, that's a lot of burgers.
    I don't think we have one of them 'round here. Wait we do, but its about 20 miles away.
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    O-G-N's Avatar
    January 2008
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    I'm so fucking hungry now.
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  14. Post #14
    ¥Ozymandias¥'s Avatar
    April 2008
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    How many did you lot manage to eat in total?

    Also if I were you I'd probably sleep in a hospital waiting room tonight...
    We each ate about 5 or 6. We also got 4 large fries.
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    October 2007
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    Guy in the red ski-mask is the best picture.
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  16. Post #16
    Dennab
    August 2007
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    That looks gross and good at the same time
    Did the workers say anything?
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  17. Post #17
    ¥Ozymandias¥'s Avatar
    April 2008
    166 Posts
    I'm so fucking hungry now.
    Ya know I realized something. While people are starving in China and North Korea, I'm sitting there stuffing my face with a heart attack.
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    September 2008
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    Oh my god, who eats that many burgers?! >.<;
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  19. Post #19
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    February 2006
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    What's your nationality?
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  20. Post #20
    Ma Kasha's Avatar
    July 2006
    236 Posts
    Christ funny but I feel bad for the cooks.. I mean I spazz out when we get 10 burgers where I work but BK is a fast food joint so they must have burgers cooked 10 days ago stuffed into drawers.
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    HAHAHA Awesome.
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  22. Post #22
    ¥Ozymandias¥'s Avatar
    April 2008
    166 Posts
    That looks gross and good at the same time
    Did the workers say anything?
    Not really. My friend works there and his co-workers played some prank on him. This was just a nice way of getting back at them. We shared our loot with some of the workers once it was all done too.
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  23. Post #23
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    February 2007
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    We each ate about 5 or 6. We also got 4 large fries.
    You should and went and found a bunch of homeless guys and went, "eat up!" and dropped the rest of the burgers at their feet.

    ... then when they had enough energy to run you should have hunted them for sport.
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    ¥Ozymandias¥'s Avatar
    April 2008
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    You should and went and found a bunch of homeless guys and went, "eat up!" and dropped the rest of the burgers at their feet.

    ... then when they had enough energy to run you should have hunted them for sport.
    We went to my friends house and threw 10 of them at him heheh.
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    December 2007
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    You're laughing now, but you won't be tomorrow when you shit up a 747
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    November 2008
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    Bums make terrible game. They're too full of toxins to eat and make horrible trophies.
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  27. Post #27
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    November 2008
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    Badass man
    Badass
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  28. Post #28
    ¥Ozymandias¥'s Avatar
    April 2008
    166 Posts
    You're laughing now, but you won't be tomorrow when you shit up a 747
    Please take note of the emergency exits to your left and right.
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    December 2007
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    Please take note of the emergency exits to your left and right.
    Well played.
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  30. Post #30
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    November 2005
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    Jesus Christ you crazy American.

    Did you finish everything?

    There are starving homeless people you meanie! :(
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  31. Post #31
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    April 2008
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    You're my hero.
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    September 2005
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    I bet they wanted to fucking KILL you guys
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    November 2008
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    I don't eat at all, because in other shitty countries, people don't have food.
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  34. Post #34
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    February 2007
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    You know if you had managed to eat them all two things would have happened:

    1) You'd have died (probably well before the midway point).
    2) You'd have probably managed to eat more than Morgan Spurlock did in an entire month (as he should have eaten 90 meals in total (assuming a 30 day month, not a 31 day month)... however of course he was eating at McD's, not Burger King.
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    ¥Ozymandias¥'s Avatar
    April 2008
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    Jesus Christ you crazy American.

    Did you finish everything?

    There are starving homeless people you meanie! :(
    We threw some of the leftovers at each others cars like a broadside ship battle. I'm sure the homeless will find a bun or two in the street to gobble up.
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    December 2007
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    Jesus Christ you crazy American.

    Did you finish everything?

    There are starving homeless people you meanie! :(
    I'm going to print out this thread and staple it onto homeless people's foreheads
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  37. Post #37
    Ma Kasha's Avatar
    July 2006
    236 Posts
    Whats that sweater your chubby friend with the peircing is wearing?
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    CP doesn't necessarily have to have a victim, it's just that 99.9% of the time it does. The thing with pedos is that they've been demonized to be horrible no matter what, and I don't think that's the case.
    Cheesemonkey's Avatar
    April 2006
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    I haven't laughed this hard in months.

    Oh god this is so fucking great
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    You single-handedly made GD ten times better. Before this, today was nothing but shit.
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    ¥Ozymandias¥'s Avatar
    April 2008
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    Whats that sweater your chubby friend with the peircing is wearing?
    Korn
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