So me and my friends devised a plan to destroy a Burger King. First we thought of pooping all over the bathroom, but then we decided that would be a little much. We settled on getting 100 Whopper Juniors. Well, actually 99 regular and 1 cheese. It cost around 64 dollars because of my friends 50% discount. They tried cheating us out of the order by saying it was "one combo meal 50% off". Didn't fool us though; the discount card clearly said "50% off of your next ORDER". So we went, and ate, and ate, and ate until we couldn't eat anymore. Let the pictures explain everything...


















I don't have a picture of myself yet. That will come soon!

Edit: My friend also got us crowns.
Edit 2: If you want http://digg.com/comedy/100_Whopper_Juniors

has your colon exploded yet?

Almost. I feel it convulsing.

Holy fuck that's a lot of burgers.

Ya know I thought so too.

Nice!

I feel like smacking you, why can't i get a 50% off card D:

In-in-out is better.



But damn, that's a lot of burgers.

Lol, that's a lot of burgers.

Careful not to smack my buttocks. Something half-digested might come out.

How many did you lot manage to eat in total?

Also if I were you I'd probably sleep in a hospital waiting room tonight...

I don't think we have one of them 'round here. Wait we do, but its about 20 miles away.

I'm so fucking hungry now.

We each ate about 5 or 6. We also got 4 large fries.

Guy in the red ski-mask is the best picture.

That looks gross and good at the same time
Did the workers say anything?

Ya know I realized something. While people are starving in China and North Korea, I'm sitting there stuffing my face with a heart attack.

Oh my god, who eats that many burgers?! >.<;

What's your nationality?

Christ funny but I feel bad for the cooks.. I mean I spazz out when we get 10 burgers where I work but BK is a fast food joint so they must have burgers cooked 10 days ago stuffed into drawers.

HAHAHA Awesome.

Not really. My friend works there and his co-workers played some prank on him. This was just a nice way of getting back at them. We shared our loot with some of the workers once it was all done too.

You should and went and found a bunch of homeless guys and went, "eat up!" and dropped the rest of the burgers at their feet.

... then when they had enough energy to run you should have hunted them for sport.

We went to my friends house and threw 10 of them at him heheh.

You're laughing now, but you won't be tomorrow when you shit up a 747

Bums make terrible game. They're too full of toxins to eat and make horrible trophies.

Badass man
Badass

Please take note of the emergency exits to your left and right.

Well played.

Jesus Christ you crazy American.

Did you finish everything?

There are starving homeless people you meanie! :(

You're my hero.

I bet they wanted to fucking KILL you guys

I don't eat at all, because in other shitty countries, people don't have food.

You know if you had managed to eat them all two things would have happened:

1) You'd have died (probably well before the midway point).
2) You'd have probably managed to eat more than Morgan Spurlock did in an entire month (as he should have eaten 90 meals in total (assuming a 30 day month, not a 31 day month)... however of course he was eating at McD's, not Burger King.

We threw some of the leftovers at each others cars like a broadside ship battle. I'm sure the homeless will find a bun or two in the street to gobble up.

I'm going to print out this thread and staple it onto homeless people's foreheads

Whats that sweater your chubby friend with the peircing is wearing?

I haven't laughed this hard in months.

Oh god this is so fucking great

You single-handedly made GD ten times better. Before this, today was nothing but shit.

Korn

Holy shit (Literally in a few hours).

I don't.. understand. You paid? This story would have been better if you had ordered that through the drive-thru and then left after they had made them all. Although, if I worked at a place like that, I'd get suspicious of such an order.

holy fuck, will you be eating burgers for the next week?

You hear that noise? That is your arteries clogging.

I love how Mcdonalds is right next door. Haha! Burger King is so much better than there.

He needs an exorcist!

Glad I could help matey.

Nice one

Oh my christ that's disgusting.

At least it wasn't McDonalds

Look closely in one of the pictures and you will shit bricks

What a waste of $64

You're so cool. :)

You should be golded for this with the title "I ordered 100 hamburgers and all I got was this lousy yellow name and a title"

Oh, god, I want to be you so much right now.

Or rather, you a few hours ago, when you were eating them.

Nonsense! What better use is there?

I expect you live off of the energy produced by childrens smiles then right?

Or is it the enrgy of the universe?

Or maybe you're photosynthetic...

Jesus, how morbid.

But why Whopper Juniors? Real men eat Triple Stacker Whoppers.

and don't you forget it

You'll feel like shit in the morning is more of what I meant

I'm not made of money mate.

But it's worth it!

You're certainly made of something else in huge quantities.

Ahaha! How long did it take for them to finish your order?

That's a terrible reason!

40 minutes give or take.

You made me laugh.

My sides hurt. :(

how long have you been waiting to pull that one out

Water?

Someone got it for "Wiki-ing" Titty-Fuck... I think tihs is way better.

I probably gained about 5 pounds. Oh god I feel my chin doubling!!!

Hah

Better than ordering two pizzas at pizza hut, god those cunts take forever to throw together a pizza.

Your going to look like your avatar soon enough.

I couldn't even imagine eating 3 burgers.

I'm going to take a dump, because this thread is disgusting.

I'll turn into the Hulk!?

Mother of God.

Same here. Oh god, I need to poop. brb

You mean Frank_West?

thanks for informing everyone, we'll be rooting you on as you go! come on, you can do it!

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