1. Post #1
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    Rambo_6's Avatar
    June 2005
    718 Posts
    Just in case you didn't know how to ruin your server:

    [list][*]Use an instant-respawn plugin. Because Valve sure as fuck didn't know what they were doing when they coded the dynamic respawn code, right?[*]Install some useless mod that displays pointless stats whenever a player does anything. I love to know that i've dealt 232.5785 damage points in the last 5 seconds![*]Use a mod that displays the current time every 30 seconds RIGHT IN THE FUCKING MIDDLE OF MY SCREEN. I have Alzheimers and i forget what time it is every 29 seconds, thank god for your magnificent plugin![*]Disable crits. CRITS ARE 4 FUCKEN NOOBS!!![*]Disable the sniper class. FUCKEN SNIPER CLASS!!! IT RUINS TF2!!![*]Use a shitty "roll the dice" plugin.[*]Use the ~~birthday party~~ mod. I fucking love seeing confetti poofs instead of explosions.[*]Quake sounds.[*]24/7 2Fort. 2Fort supremacy. Every other map is teh shitty.[*]Limit classes.[*]Spoof your player count.[*]Host a shitty achievement box map.[*]Use the TF2Nades plugin.[*]Kick players for having a ping > 100. Seriously what the fuck.[/list]
    Any other methods you know for ruining a perfectly decent TF2 server?
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  2. Post #2
    Bautista's Avatar
    January 2008
    653 Posts
    24/7 2fort is a good start
    Only get admins that are 13 years or younger
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  3. Post #3

    February 2009
    6 Posts
    Mute people over 13
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  4. Post #4
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    Acegikmo's Avatar
    October 2005
    618 Posts
    Don't forget to host orange_x maps
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  5. Post #5
    Psycrowtik's Avatar
    July 2008
    336 Posts
    Agree especially on the damage stats. I REALLY don't give a shit how much damage I did or was done to me. I just don't.
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  6. Post #6
    Fais Funch's Avatar
    August 2008
    65 Posts
    Don't forget to host orange_x maps
    Alternate between 2fort and orange_x
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  7. Post #7

    February 2009
    6 Posts
    Make people download admin sounds that admins dont use anyway
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  8. Post #8
    Boomersocks's Avatar
    January 2009
    830 Posts
    You forgot class limiting
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  9. Post #9
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    BaconDioxide's Avatar
    June 2008
    2,451 Posts
    Mute anyone who dares speak.
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  10. Post #10
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    Viva's Avatar
    July 2006
    13,331 Posts
    load the server with cornholio.
    Also i play on surf servers which are supposed to be fun and they still suck.


    Add this to the list. Auto fire on every weapon. (I've found at least 10 servers)
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  11. Post #11
    C++
    C++'s Avatar
    February 2009
    102 Posts
    for the love of FUCK is there a tf2 server that isn't FRENCH or RUSSIAN?
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  12. Post #12
    Dennab
    May 2006
    1,774 Posts
    simpsons quotes AWW YEAH

  13. Post #13

    February 2009
    6 Posts
    Limit to Demoman Only

  14. Post #14
    Cassel's Avatar
    January 2008
    718 Posts
    I visited a server today that had some kind cross-server chatting. It was pretty annoying when the people on the CSS server started betting.
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  15. Post #15

    February 2009
    6 Posts
    lol

  16. Post #16
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    PirateMax's Avatar
    June 2007
    1,639 Posts
    What about 100% crits
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  17. Post #17
    MTHS's Avatar
    March 2008
    17 Posts
    Make swearing in any way shape or form against the rules.
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    Boomersocks's Avatar
    January 2009
    830 Posts
    Oh, you forgot censoring too.
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  19. Post #19
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    l337k1ll4's Avatar
    September 2007
    4,989 Posts
    I agree with everything here, also, enable cheats but block every command that uses cheats just so people can't get achievements, seriously, I've seen it done before...
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  20. Post #20
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    Jax Strife's Avatar
    July 2007
    2,119 Posts
    This is a parody right?
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  21. Post #21
    Chief343's Avatar
    March 2008
    634 Posts
    Nope,its the truth.

  22. Post #22
    tonks erryday
    Orkel's Avatar
    January 2005
    23,992 Posts
    Depending on the map and my current mood, rollthedice mods can be fun as hell. But only if it's not meant to be a serious server.
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  23. Post #23
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    gmaster's Avatar
    July 2005
    2,904 Posts
    I.

    HATE.

    INSTANT.

    RESPAWNS.



    They just lead to stalemates
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  24. Post #24
    DrDaxxy's Avatar
    October 2007
    398 Posts
    Alternate between 2fort and orange_x
    Quick, someone make ctf_orange_2fort now!
    Well, anyway, install that fake players plugin.

  25. Post #25
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    RichyZ's Avatar
    September 2007
    28,730 Posts
    What about 100% crits
    I played a server that had that, good times, good times...

  26. Post #26
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    Rambo_6's Avatar
    June 2005
    718 Posts
    This is a parody right?
    Uh no it's absolutely true.

  27. Post #27
    Gold Member
    Rambo_6's Avatar
    June 2005
    718 Posts
    I visited a server today that had some kind cross-server chatting. It was pretty annoying when the people on the CSS server started betting.
    THIS.

    Super fucking annoying. You get a huge wave of "BET CT ALL" from some random CS:S server. Why do admins feel the need for this useless shit.
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  28. Post #28
    DeoNement's Avatar
    June 2006
    5 Posts
    I visited a server today that had some kind cross-server chatting. It was pretty annoying when the people on the CSS server started betting.
    I had that between the server and an IRC room, it was pretty funny coz the server kept emptying and I kept trying to usher people in from the IRC. And it worked!

  29. Post #29
    superuber's Avatar
    September 2007
    17 Posts
    tf2: now with 100% more cs:s faggotry

  30. Post #30
    Ryan2406's Avatar
    April 2008
    49 Posts
    Clans ruin TF2.
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  31. Post #31
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    Sippeangelo's Avatar
    August 2006
    553 Posts
    Arena servers with instant respawn!
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  32. Post #32
    Ergolicious's Avatar
    February 2008
    885 Posts
    woops wrong thread.
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  33. Post #33
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    OutOfExile's Avatar
    May 2008
    6,276 Posts
    I play on 2fort only servers...mostly because I hate most default maps...damn you turbine But I like other maps too

  34. Post #34
    If someone calls you a whore, salute them!
    T-Sonar.0's Avatar
    July 2007
    14,009 Posts
    Enable all talk.
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  35. Post #35
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    Kalibos's Avatar
    January 2005
    4,469 Posts
    Get that fucking annoying addon that says your server is full when it's empty.
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  36. Post #36
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    arienh4's Avatar
    August 2007
    2,178 Posts
    This goes for every game, but using a slot reservation system that assumes 18/20 is full and kicks everyone that joins after that. Really, joining, waiting a few minutes for the receiving server info part and then seeing a pop-up "Kicked for slot reservation."
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  37. Post #37
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    diwako's Avatar
    May 2006
    3,805 Posts
    I hate those server plug ins that bans you even on other servers you never EVER visited.

  38. Post #38
    GrassyBat's Avatar
    February 2009
    392 Posts
    I actually enjoy 2fort and fast/insta spawn. When I want a deathmatch, that's where I go.
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  39. Post #39
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    BricknHead's Avatar
    January 2008
    2,804 Posts
    add bots
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  40. Post #40
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    BricknHead's Avatar
    January 2008
    2,804 Posts
    Enable all talk.
    all talk is brilliant, sush
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